Married, Divorced & Dating

Carl Thompson & Rachel Flood
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The podcast about all the hilarious and ridiculous parts of people’s lives in and out of relationships. Join Rachel & Carl, two best mates, one married the other divorced & dating. Both with plenty to say about it.

  1. 28/10/2025

    #105 - Warning! Auckland Male, 6”5, dating over 30 women at once

    Welcome back to another week of absolute shit chat! We are joined by our good friend Keely Page who’s testing out Rachels Hinge Hack to see how many festival dates she can line up this summer. Spoiler: she’s already got a bite after one hour!! But buckle up, because Keely also drops a wild story that comes with a PSA for anyone dating in Auckland… apparently, there’s a 6’5" male out there juggling over 30 women, while being “exclusive” with three of them.   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Keely’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/keelypaigee/?hl=en   Want to email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bedtime toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We’ve left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving

    42 min

  2. 15/10/2025

    #104 - Climb up in dem cheeks!

    Rachel’s celebrating two whole years with her boyfriend (wild, we know), while Carl’s having an emotional dad moment watching his daughter grow up too fast.  But don’t get too cozy, we’re diving headfirst into the chaotic world of modern dating.  Spoiler: it’s grim out there.  Men, if your first message is a sexual comment, we need to talk! Don’t worry though, we’ve got tips to help you do way better.   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Want to email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bedtime toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We’ve left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving

    41 min

  3. 30/09/2025

    #103 - No cuts, no edits

    We’re mixing things up this week! No cuts, no edits, just a totally raw and unfiltered chat straight from the heart (and occasionally, the chaos).   Carl’s found himself a new best friend and is figuring out how to navigate the inside of his own brain, while Rachel’s dealing with something a little more... intimate. After having part of her cervix removed, she faces some of the most brutal pain imaginable.   Once we’ve unpacked all that, we dive into some relationship cheat codes!  The kind you’ll want to pull out next time your partner is driving you absolutely mad.   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Want to email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bedtime toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We’ve left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving

    57 min

  4. 30/09/2025

    #102 - Private room at a strip club - is it cheating?

    If you’re single, love music, and want an epic summer, Rachel’s got a genius Hinge prompt hack for the girlies, designed to save you money and guarantee max fun!    Plus, we’re diving into a conflicting topic: what actually counts as cheating? From emotional connections to strip clubs, we put some real-life scenarios to our Instagram polls to find out where people draw the line. The results? Let’s just say everyone’s definition of “cheating” isn’t the same   Rachel finally found her first ick within her relationship! And Carl’s been seriously wound up about something!   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Want to email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bedtime toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We’ve left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving

    33 min

  5. 06/08/2025

    #101 - “I was born tall with an abnormally big dick” - Girth Masterr part 2

    We were blessed with GirthMasterrs time, so we have part 2 of his delightful chat with the man with the girthiest c**k in porn.    He tells talks to us about boundaries, c**k reactions, chatting about work with family and friends, and now working and hanging out with stars he used to beat off to.    Following on from last episodes, Carl is bringing what guys wish the gals knew! Great insight if you need help levelling up your relationship or dating game.    Happy listening!    Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Girthmasterrs instagram: instagram.com/girthmasterr/   Want to email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bedtime toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We’ve left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving

    52 min

  6. 15/07/2025

    #100 - Girth Masterr, "amazing what the body can get used to”

    Well well well, we can’t believe that we made it to episode 100 and to celebrate the big one, we thought we’d get the big guy himself on the show! Girth Masterr, the girthiest guy in porn.    He tells us all about growing up and navigating relationships with his ‘girthy gift” and how he found himself in the industry.    Plus, lads, have you ever wondered what girls you’re dating are actually thinking about? Rach, has the answers!     Happy listening!    Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Girthmasterrs instagram: instagram.com/girthmasterr/   Want to email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bedtime toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We’ve left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving

    50 min

  7. 07/07/2025

    #99  - “How Ai in a relationship changed my life”

    You’d never have predicted this when we started the podcast: Rachel is now officially recording from her new home - aka, her boyfriend’s house - aka, she’s moved in! Just in time to kick off the countdown to our 100th episode next week    This week, we’re joined by one of our incredible listeners, who shares an emotional and inspiring story about the end of his engagement, after discovering his ex-fiancé was using ChatGPT to reply to his messages (and body shaming him along the way), he’s now turning things around and on a powerful, life-transforming journey.   Plus, Carl shares a beautiful tribute to his Dad, that he’s getting for his birthday this week.   Happy listening!    Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/   Want to email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bedtime toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We’ve left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving

    38 min

  8. 30/06/2025

    #98 - What the Dominatrix dragged in

    Welcome back to another week inside Carl and Rachel’s unfiltered minds!   We had so much love for Eclipse (our incredible gender-fluid guest) last week, that we had to bring them back! This time joined by their partner Venus, a proud trans woman. Together, they open up about their relationship dynamic, the first time Eclipse watched porn, living with a dominatrix, and loads more juicy bits you don’t want to miss.   And because we’re obsessed with all the ChatGPT chaos floating around lately, we decided to let the robot roast us and break down our love languages, and its all a bit too real    Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ You had me at Cheese: https://www.instagram.com/youhadmeatcheesepodcast   Want to email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bedtime toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We’ve left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving

    49 min
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4.3
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The podcast about all the hilarious and ridiculous parts of people’s lives in and out of relationships. Join Rachel & Carl, two best mates, one married the other divorced & dating. Both with plenty to say about it.

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  • Creator
    Carl Thompson & Rachel Flood
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2025
  • Episodes
    121
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Copyright 2021 All rights reserved.
  • Show Website
    Married, Divorced & Dating