Plotless and Confusing

Alyssa Wood

Do you love hearing about terrible movies, but hate having to actually watch them? Well, this is the podcast for you! I watch all the insane "plotless" movies an describe them all to you!

Episodes

  1. 05/07/2021

    Too Much Karate (Pushed Too Far)

    You ever wonder who would win in a fight between a wrestler and a murderer? You ever want to watch scenes of intermediate level karate classes? Then join me as I talk about the 1986 movie Pushed Too Far.

    31 min

  2. 21/06/2021

    Atreyu Deserves Better! (The Neverending Story II: The Next Chapter)

    Do you love the classic movie The Neverending Story? Well then you probably won't like it's much worse sequel.

    42 min

  3. 07/06/2021

    Is the Bear Alive or Not!?! (The Pit)

    You want to watch a movie that involves a kid being really creepy toward every adult woman in the movie? No? Then you're in luck because today, I'll be telling you about the 1981 movie The Pit so that you don't have to watch it! Sorry for the long absence. Hopefully I can do better at staying on track with it now.

    46 min

  4. 20/07/2020

    Flesh Panther (The Bye Bye Man)

    Don't think it. Don't say it. Don't watch it. Instead, just listen to me tell you about all the weird twists and pointless turns of the 2017 film The Bye Bye Man, complete with child neglect and a girl named Kim who is cooler than I could ever be.

    44 min

  5. 13/07/2020

    Scott is So Stupid (Leprechaun 3)

    Do you have a craving for potatoes and murder? Well then you, much like the main character of this film, may be slowly turning into a Leprechaun. Want to know more? Listen to me explain the plot of Leprechaun 3 to see if we can find a cure, or at least an enjoyable way to pass the time until you fully succumb to the ways of the Leprechaun.

    51 min

  6. 06/07/2020

    Fireworks (Final Destination 3)

    There is a lot of death and fireworks in this episode.

    52 min

  7. 29/06/2020

    I Hate It So Much (Outpost: Rise of the Spetsnaz)

    I talk about a movie that involves all the worst things about zombies and some of the worst things about Nazis. Listen to me struggle to pronounce Russian and German names and be completely confused as I talk about Outpost: Rise of the Spetsnaz.

    35 min

  8. 22/06/2020

    Everyone is Way Too Happy (Happily Ever After)

    Today, I talk about the unofficial sequel to Snow White. We learn about her relationship with the Prince, the Evil Queen's brother, and the seven dwarves' magical cousins!

    44 min

  9. 15/06/2020

    Jason Enters the Party House (Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood)

    I talk about the 7th installment in the Friday the 13th saga, complete with psychic powers, too many characters to keep up with, and a bitch named Melissa.

    46 min

  10. 08/06/2020

    Chili Dogs!!! (Leprechaun 2 aka One Wedding and Lots of Funerals)

    I talk about the lovely sequel to the classic Leprechaun horror movie. There's drinking; there's a tree house; there's breast-related death. It's everything you could want from a sequel.

    36 min
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About

Do you love hearing about terrible movies, but hate having to actually watch them? Well, this is the podcast for you! I watch all the insane "plotless" movies an describe them all to you!

Information

  • Creator
    Alyssa Wood
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2021
  • Episodes
    10
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Alyssa Wood
  • Show Website
    Plotless and Confusing