QUEERNECKS

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Join the lively hosts of QUEERNECKS for a unique podcast experience exploring the intersection of Appalachian culture and the LGBTQ+ experience. Dive into engaging stories, humorous anecdotes, and thoughtful discussions on everything from Appalachian traditions and local life to current events, LGBTQ+ issues, and building an inclusive community. If you're looking for a podcast that blends authentic Appalachian voices with insightful queer perspectives, offering both laughter and meaningful connection, then welcome to the QUEERNECKS family. Subscribe now and be part of our growing community!

  1. 2 DAYS AGO

    The Poison Ivy League

    Hosts Beck and Dash open the Queernecks episode discussing a frightening car incident in Toledo where their dog Ru appeared to have an asthma attack and has a vet appointment Monday. They then talk about modern roast culture after seeing clips from the Kevin Hart roast, including Chelsea Handler’s jab at a MAGA comedian, mention Tony Hinchcliffe’s George Floyd joke, and discuss boundaries, context, and craft in comedy, referencing Penn & Teller’s B******t, the Aristocrats joke, Gilbert Gottfried after 9/11, and Seinfeld’s “political correctness” complaints, plus “retro sexism” in advertising and SNL’s post‑9/11 Giuliani moment. They touch on British competition shows, Dash’s faculty job interview and higher-ed pay/culture, a satirical “buy here, pay here” sponsor bit, car histories and maintenance, and Beck’s “noun of Appalachian interest” on Matewan, WV and the 1920 Mine Wars. They close with movie ideas, audiobooks, biking/cleaning plans, and queer music recommendations. Send us mail at mailbag@queernecks.com Follow us on Facebook or Instagram at @Queernecks Subscribe to out newsletter for the Queernecks ramble expansion pack: https://substack.com/@queernecks And join our discord by joining our Ko-Fi for $2 a month: https://ko-fi.com/queernecks 00:00 Podcast Welcome 00:26 Ru’s Scary Asthma Attack 01:33 Living With Asthma 02:57 Kevin Hart Roast Fallout 04:31 When Roasts Turn Cruel 08:10 The Aristocrats and 9/11 10:45 Can You Joke About Anything 15:15 Retro Sexism in Ads 19:15 SNL After 9/11 22:26 British Reality Competitions 23:17 Great Pottery Throw Down Love 27:27 Faculty Interview Nerves 32:15 Campus Ego and Low Pay 33:51 Writing Routine and Online Teaching 34:41 New Job Logistics and Summer Break 35:13 Sponsor Buy Here Pay Here 37:34 Car Histories and Salvage Rides 40:35 Oil Changes and Four Wheel Fun 43:39 Noun Matewan Mine Wars 47:03 Appalshop and Film Talk 49:53 Queer Cinema Pairings 53:39 Audiobooks Count as Reading 55:23 Scary Movie Plans and Theater Anxiety 59:52 Foxy Merkins Pick and Discord 01:02:58 Wrap Up Music and Goodbyes

    1hr 6min

  2. 11 MAY

    Bonding Over Submechanophobia

    In this 50th episode of Queernecks, queer rural Appalachian LGBTQ hosts Beck and Dash chat about pets, junk food, and digestive issues, then reflect on smoking—how early they started, how it was normalized, and how quitting saved Christmas. They discuss teaching, student pass/fail options, rate-my-professor culture, and gaps in student literacy, tech skills, and civic knowledge, plus the poverty-simulator game, Spent. They share fears about cruises and the ocean, mention Netflix’s Trainwreck and the “poop cruise,” and touch on end-of-life planning, wills, and transfer-on-death paperwork. A sponsor segment celebrates nostalgic Wishbook catalogs and their digitized archives. The Appalachian noun of interest is “Fiesta Ware,” and its cultural labor history, before closing with travel and food plans and a one-year anniversary tease. Send us mail at mailbag@queernecks.com Follow us on Facebook or Instagram at @Queernecks Subscribe to out newsletter for the Queernecks ramble expansion pack: https://substack.com/@queernecks And join our discord by joining our Ko-Fi for $2 a month: https://ko-fi.com/queernecks 00:00 Podcast Welcome 00:20 Pets And Treats 00:40 Taffy And Tummy Talk 02:06 Quitting Smoking Benefits 03:47 Smoking Habits And Movies 05:13 Starting Young Stories 08:15 Poverty Simulator Spent 11:06 Privilege And Coping 12:30 Ashtrays And Nostalgia 13:46 Small Town Oddities 15:19 No More Political News 15:57 Pass Fail And Ratings 18:06 Teaching New Course Prep 20:05 Travel Plans And Cruises 22:24 Ocean Fears And Rivers 26:26 Lakes And Submechanophobia 29:28 Claustrophobia And Burial 30:31 End Of Life Paperwork 31:28 Dad’s Final Wishes 32:35 Probate Planning Nightmares 34:04 Wishbook Sponsor Break 36:39 Digitized Catalog Rabbit Hole 40:31 Devil Wears Prada 2 43:21 Literacy and Life Skills 47:33 Teaching Boundaries and Absences 50:50 Yesterwear Fiestaware History 54:16 AI Scraping and Analytics 56:04 Road Trips and Treats 58:35 Episode 50 Wrap Up

    59 min

  3. 4 MAY

    Bug-Eyed, Asthmatic ASMR

    AI Hallucinated This Transcript. Hosts Beck and Dash chat on Queernecks about returning to a boxing gym, favorite salty-sweet snacks, novelty candies, and hometown-made products (BG Campbell’s/Heinz, Portsmouth shoelaces, Cincinnati schnapps). They swap train stories, including meeting recently released prisoners on an Amtrak ride to Chicago and observing re-entry moments and public-transportation dynamics. The conversation shifts to martial arts, nostalgia TV (Cobra Kai), and a critique of right-wing grift and “reverse racism,” then broadens into religion, atheism, church-based community, safe spaces, anti-trans politics, gerrymandering, and voting rights. A comedic sponsor bit covers raggedy flip-flops, followed by personal relationship and work-life balance talk. The “noun of Appalachian interest” spotlights the Appalachian Mountains’ age, culture, directions, and lasting identity, with side notes on Kentucky’s Chain Rock, Serpent Mound, Tecumseh drama, and Krispy Kreme donuts. Send us mail at mailbag@queernecks.com Follow us on Facebook or Instagram at @Queernecks Subscribe to out newsletter for the Queernecks ramble expansion pack: https://substack.com/@queernecks And join our discord by joining our Ko-Fi for $2 a month: https://ko-fi.com/queernecks 00:00 Welcome to Queernecks 00:16 Saturday Catch Up 00:41 Back to Boxing 01:47 Salty Sweet Snacks 02:41 Chocolate Chip Debate 04:19 Pringles Facts Rabbit Hole 06:05 Local Famous Products 07:37 Prison Town Stories 09:12 Train Ride Reentry Moments 14:48 Nineties Nostalgia 16:11 Martial Arts and Cobra Kai 20:51 Erica Kirk and Grift Talk 24:27 Faith Doubt and Community 28:51 Safe Spaces and Politics 30:57 Voting Fairness and Power 31:51 Apartment Hunting Fails 32:52 Bulk Buying and Coupons 33:38 Raggedy Flip Flop Sponsor 36:28 Feet and Toenail Confessions 38:30 Work Stress and Impact 41:03 Appalachian Mountains Spotlight 43:49 Local Legends and Landmarks 47:50 Donut Debates and Sweet Treats 49:39 Hometown Factories and Farewell

    52 min

  4. 28 APR

    Fingering the Democracy

    Hosts Beck and Dash chat through tech frustrations and changing internet/IT, early home computing memories (AOL dial-up costs, Commodore 64, Carmen Sandiego, Number Munch, Oregon Trail, typing skills), and odd public moments (a classmate farting in a lab, an ROTC student’s loud burp, quirky neighbor small talk, a neighbor’s unsolicited diet comment). They share affirming messages from former students, including one crediting a queer professor for helping him come out and a trans student entering a funded PhD program. The conversation turns to political conspiracy chatter and media/ideology theory, then to housing costs and mobility barriers, job applications, and fatigue. They note Cincinnati creating Ohio’s first LGBTQ+ commission and mention an Appalachian-origin anti-discrimination code. A comedic “Stone Soup” sponsor bit leads into cooking memories, and the episode’s “noun of Appalachian interest” spotlights West Virginia dancer Jesco White (“The Dancing Outlaw”) and reflections on hillbilly media, names, and family history. Send us mail at mailbag@queernecks.com Follow us on Facebook or Instagram at @Queernecks Subscribe to out newsletter for the Queernecks ramble expansion pack: https://substack.com/@queernecks And join our discord by joining our Ko-Fi for $2 a month: https://ko-fi.com/queernecks 00:00 Podcast Welcome 00:17 Tech Degree Throwback 01:15 Computer Lab Fart Story 02:10 OCD Public Bathroom Fear 03:20 Dial Up Rural Internet 06:24 Early PCs And Games 08:34 Typing Skills And Neuropathy 11:11 Campus Burp And Student Email 13:46 Weird Neighbor Small Talk 16:32 Neighbor Diet Comment 17:43 Trump Shooting Conspiracies 21:39 Jordan Klepper And Ideology 25:54 War On Christmas Bits 28:22 Year Round Holiday Lights 30:46 Housing Costs And Moving Trap 32:26 Taxes And Boots Theory 33:27 Leaving Home After Loss 34:30 Cincinnati LGBTQ Commission Tease 35:03 Cincinnati LGBTQ Commission 35:31 Urban Appalachian Discrimination 37:30 Queer Appalachian Migration 39:28 Burnout and Job Market 41:44 Stone Soup Sponsor Bit 44:56 Ramen Abomination Cooking 50:53 Jesco White Spotlight 55:21 Family Names and Politics 01:02:24 Homecoming and Finals 01:04:28 Internet Privacy and Ads 01:07:38 Wrap Up and Tech Issues

    1hr 8min

  5. 20 APR

    The KINKY BOOTS (2005) Review

    Send us mail at mailbag@queernecks.com Follow us on Facebook or Instagram at @Queernecks Subscribe to out newsletter for the Queernecks ramble expansion pack: https://substack.com/@queernecks And join our discord by joining our Ko-Fi for $2 a month: https://ko-fi.com/queernecks Hosts Beck and Dash open with weather and small talk before reviewing the film Kinky Boots, noting it’s based on a true story about a struggling rural shoe factory that pivots to making boots for drag performers. They discuss whether it qualifies as a queer film, arguing it’s as much about capitalism, craftsmanship vs late-stage capitalism, and masculinity as it is about lgbtq visibility. They analyze Lola/Simon’s portrayal, queer trauma without punishment, rural–urban contrast, Don’s homophobia and growth, and Charlie’s flaws and eventual public humiliation at the Milan shoe show before Lola’s troupe saves the presentation. They connect themes of identity, chosen family, and being “seen,” and close with an Appalachian “noun of interest” segment on clogging and shoes as cultural expression. 00:00 Podcast Welcome and Weather 00:35 Umbrella Fails on Campus 01:41 Basement Dungeon Tour 02:23 TV and Movie Tangent 04:09 Kinky Boots First Impressions 05:31 Is It a Queer Movie 08:39 True Story and Themes 10:24 Shoes as Metaphor and Money 18:41 Opening Scene and Queer Trauma 26:18 Charlie Meets Lola in London 31:19 Factory Reactions and Style 34:03 Milan Show and Identity Choices 37:00 Lola and Gender Labels 38:12 Don Polices Masculinity 41:05 Arm Wrestling Turning Point 43:36 Strength and Saving Face 47:34 Sponsor Sensitivity Training 50:34 Mortgage and Breakup Fallout 54:53 Milan Runway Humiliation 58:09 Drag Shows and Gay Bars 59:28 Appalachian Clogging Shoes 01:03:33 Queer Films and Hollywood 01:09:06 Wrapping Up and Farewell

    1hr 10min

  6. 13 APR

    How's My Policing?

    Send us mail at mailbag@queernecks.com Follow us on Facebook or Instagram at @Queernecks Subscribe to out newsletter for the Queernecks ramble expansion pack: https://substack.com/@queernecks And join our discord by joining our Ko-Fi for $2 a month: https://ko-fi.com/queernecks Hosts Beck and Dash riff on colorful high school teachers, language classes, impressions, and how improv “yes, and” parallels teaching and bias, then discuss anti-racism frameworks including the film “White Like Me” with Tim Wise and the idea of white participation in protest. They decide to simplify a recurring segment format and swap in broader advice and stories, including side hustles, rewards programs (Kroger points, Upside, cash-back cards, Facebook tasks, Google Rewards), and flipping household items for quick cash. They share recent “household expansions”: Beck adopts Rue, a rescued 5-year-old Maltese, and Dash buys a Ram 1500 Warlock using strategic car-lot research and a salesperson relationship. Other topics include tobacco nostalgia and quitting, family health/genetics, Appalachia poverty statistics, prom and after-prom party memories, and an Appalachian “noun” spotlight on Steve Harvey’s coal-country West Virginia origins and the diversity of Appalachia. They announce next week’s “Kinky Boots” review and recommend watching via Hoopla or Pluto. 00:00 Welcome to Queernecks 00:15 Wild Teacher Stories 01:53 Language Learning Mishaps 03:51 Comedy and Improv Lessons 07:26 Teaching Bias and Bad Faith 09:38 White Like Me and Privilege 14:37 New Additions Dog and Truck 16:13 Car Buying Strategy 20:56 Rewards Programs and Cashback 23:54 Quitting Smoking Nostalgia 25:41 Genetics and Family Ties 27:58 Poorest Counties Rabbit Hole 30:55 Weather Check and Wrap 31:17 Rainy Day Mishaps 32:58 Creating Change Politics 35:21 Prom Season Sponsor Bit 38:33 After Prom Memories 41:08 Minimum Wage Talk 44:07 Appalachian Noun Steve Harvey 48:10 Orientalism of Appalachia 51:16 Next Week Kinky Boots 54:25 Pride Safety and Courts 56:16 Contracts Jobs and Snacks 58:43 Truck Deal and Taco Cravings 01:00:06 Wrap Up and Watch Along

    1hr 1min

  7. 6 APR

    The Fighting Jesus Christs

    Beck and Dash chat on Queernecks about haircuts, scar care (Bio-Oil, silicone tape), and trans products like trans tape and stand-to-pee packers, then mark Transgender Day of Visibility with humor and a plug for KB Brookins’ Substack “Trans News That Doesn’t Suck.” They discuss inclusive language as “being correct,” classroom practices around names/pronouns, and teaching about Indigenous issues and why Native mascots are offensive, alongside reflections on a university’s boarding-school history and restorative justice mission. They touch on rural/appalachian memories, including a comedic “sponsor” segment about Camel Cash rewards and scavenging cigarette butts, plus scams, toll roads, and a story about being jailed due to a traffic-school mix-up. The episode ends with plans to watch “Kinky Boots,” adopt a small dog, and everyday updates. 00:00 Podcast Welcome and Catch Up 00:19 Haircut After Loss 00:53 Scar Care Tips and Bio Oil 02:08 Trans Tape and STP Devices 03:49 Trans Visibility and Political Irony 04:42 Drag Gear and Kinky Boots 07:23 Queer Reads and Trans News 09:12 Facebook Clapback Story 11:44 Trans Students and Inclusive Classrooms 13:41 Inclusion as Correct Language 16:52 Mascots and Teaching Native Issues 21:40 Boarding School History and Haunted Campus 24:28 Growing Up Around Colleges 26:34 National Parks Thirst Trap TikTok 28:37 Celebrity Lookalikes and Drag Hosting 31:11 Balding, Testosterone, and Gender Euphoria 34:18 Feeling At Home 34:58 Body Dysmorphia Talk 36:09 Bodies As Medium 37:42 Roasts And Dignity 40:51 Camel Cash Sponsor 43:07 Cigarettes And Coupons 46:02 Tamarack Marketplace 48:41 Tolls And Scams 52:29 Jail By Mistake 01:00:56 Police Anxiety 01:01:51 Adopting Meredith 01:04:07 Food And Wrap Up

    1hr 6min

  8. 30 MAR

    Peanut Butter Ketchup Cookies

    Hosts Beck and Dash chat about home and apartment quirks, pets, and grief after Beck’s 15-year-old dog Wenda dies, discussing euthanasia, cremains, and pet rent. They talk about caring for and rehoming animals, moving with cats, litter robots, and Beck wanting an older small dog. Beck discusses an upcoming pap smear and past awkward medical experiences as a trans man, including visibility, bias, and the importance of preventative care for lgbtq people. They share jokes, a local Appalachian wrestling discovery, and reflections on drag and play. A sponsor bit riffs on “Hill Williams: Rent a friend” DIY repairs. They cover stained glass class, bargain stores, odd food stories, and an Appalachian “paper plate holder” icon, then end with rural healthcare access issues in eastern Kentucky—limited PET scanning delaying cancer and heart treatment—and plans for jobs, a discord, and community YouTube nights in a queer rural Appalachian space. Send us mail at mailbag@queernecks.com Follow us on Facebook or Instagram at @Queernecks Subscribe to out newsletter for the Queernecks ramble expansion pack: https://substack.com/@queernecks And join our discord by joining our Ko-Fi for $2 a month: https://ko-fi.com/queernecks 00:00 Podcast Welcome 00:14 Mic Setup Talk 00:55 Drafty Apartment Woes 02:44 Remembering Wenda 05:11 Cremains And Goodbyes 07:36 Rehoming Pets Stories 09:36 Litter Robot Debate 11:54 Moving With Cats 14:18 Renting Vs Owning 17:26 Pap Smear Anxiety 20:19 Trans Healthcare Mishaps 27:43 Dark Humor And Ads 30:00 Wrestling Sponsor Realization 30:49 Marvelous Marcus Saga 32:33 Wrestling as Adult Play 34:40 Cat Break and Sponsor Bit 38:00 Stained Glass Crafting 41:09 Factory Seconds and Bargain Stores 44:33 Expired Groceries and Dollar Food 45:54 Ketchup Cookies and Umami 50:18 Appalachian Paper Plate Holder 52:15 Rural Healthcare Bottlenecks 56:08 Plans Jobs and Community Hangout 59:26 Thanks and Sign Off

    1 hr
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Join the lively hosts of QUEERNECKS for a unique podcast experience exploring the intersection of Appalachian culture and the LGBTQ+ experience. Dive into engaging stories, humorous anecdotes, and thoughtful discussions on everything from Appalachian traditions and local life to current events, LGBTQ+ issues, and building an inclusive community. If you're looking for a podcast that blends authentic Appalachian voices with insightful queer perspectives, offering both laughter and meaningful connection, then welcome to the QUEERNECKS family. Subscribe now and be part of our growing community!

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  • Creator
    Queernecks
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    52
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Copyright 2026 Queernecks
  • Show Website
    QUEERNECKS

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