Rats In The Gutter

Sam Te Kani & Johanna Cosgrove
Rats In The Gutter

Auckland, the Babylon of Australasia. Home to award-winning creatives/ aspiring Jezebels Sam Te Kani and Johanna Cosgrove. Join them as they navigate daily life in a gorgeous South Pacific necropolis here at civilization’s end. Not deterred in the least by back-to-back lockdowns and a shortage of worthwhile intimacies, Te Kani and Cosgrove barrel headfirst into themes and experiences any modern twenty-something will recognise. From finding love when every other guy is a flakey bisexual, to the ego disorders of our noted socialites, and minor takeout addictions. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. 6 DAYS AGO

    The Unbearable Vices of Being

    Despite there being very little reason to live at the moment, what with the kinds of geopolitical instability unseen in the west since the end of WW2, the rats manage to find joy in the little things. Like wings from Dominos. The ferocious ally-ship of Azealia Banks (and how JK Rowling betrayed the millennials responsible for her ill-begot fortune). DIY glory-holes with strangers (only a towel and a shower door needed!). And nostalgic tv shows (which when indulged, more often than not, are a clear sign of an incoming depression). Also, what the effing eff are The Humours and why are they relevant in Severance? If this is the second coming of Lost we’ll be very annoyed. See Johanna Live in Melbourne | Sydney | NZ  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    56 min

  2. 13 MAR

    Sabine Returns

    Trilling echolalia of the inner chamber, walls slowly closing in, but they’re gilt chintz so we don’t mind. Also fuck Luxon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    55 min

  3. 7 MAR

    BUZZY

    Oscars? Buzzy. Raglan? Buzzy. PR relationships? Buzzy. A tight five? Buzzy. Marmite sandwiches? Buzzy. Davide Seymour’s natal alcohol syndrome? Priceless. Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus BTS episodes, on our Patreon xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    51 min

  4. 27 FEB

    LIGHT ON TOX

    Absurdity as a radical gesture, refusal to treat the body more specifically the face as a profitable asset, and the unbearable lightness of race. Enjoy. Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus BTS episodes, on our Patreon xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    46 min

  5. 20 FEB

    CHARMING THE ADDER

    We’re counting the days until impact with NASA announcing the immanent arrival of a ‘city killer’ asteroid, just as Brian Tamaki is counting the days until the antagonized queers and exploited Maori and Pacifica families in his congregation cobra-strike-back. Stay tuned Tamaki you fat fuck. Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus BTS episodes, on our Patreon xx Get your tickets for the crossover GAYZ IN THE GUTTER show with Chris Parker and Eli Matthewson on Feb. 17th here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    57 min

  6. 14 FEB

    I VIBE (so what)

    This country’s going to hell in a diamanté handbag, kinda puts a damper on Pride. So we’re ashamed. Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus BTS episodes, on our Patreon xx Get your tickets for the crossover GAYZ IN THE GUTTER show with Chris Parker and Eli Matthewson on Feb. 17th here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    58 min

  7. 6 FEB

    CANTERBURY CAPRESE

    This week the rats discuss conservative delusion (such as recolonisation), being pet lovers, the unbearable lightness of fanny sweat, Beyonce’s calculated Virgo moves, and reformer pilates. Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus BTS episodes, on our Patreon xx Get your tickets for the crossover GAYZ IN THE GUTTER show with Chris Parker and Eli Matthewson on Feb. 17th here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1 hr

  8. 2 FEB

    BIBLICAL TWINKS

    Historical inaccuracies abound! Was David of David and Goliath fame a flamer? Was Jack the Ripper doing Queen Victoria’s bidding? Am I a natural blonde? Listen to find out. Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus BTS episodes, on our Patreon xx Get your tickets for the crossover GAYZ IN THE GUTTER show with Chris Parker and Eli Matthewson on Feb. 17th here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    54 min
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    About

    Auckland, the Babylon of Australasia. Home to award-winning creatives/ aspiring Jezebels Sam Te Kani and Johanna Cosgrove. Join them as they navigate daily life in a gorgeous South Pacific necropolis here at civilization’s end. Not deterred in the least by back-to-back lockdowns and a shortage of worthwhile intimacies, Te Kani and Cosgrove barrel headfirst into themes and experiences any modern twenty-something will recognise. From finding love when every other guy is a flakey bisexual, to the ego disorders of our noted socialites, and minor takeout addictions. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    • Creator
      Sam Te Kani & Johanna Cosgrove
    • Years Active
      2022 - 2025
    • Episodes
      85
    • Rating
      Explicit
    • Copyright
      © Little Empire Podcasts
    • Show Website
      Rats In The Gutter

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