The Hake Report

James Anton Hake
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James Hake gives his takes on the news and people in the news, and takes calls on politics and religion — coming "from a Christian alpha male perspective," one viewer called it! thehakereport.substack.com

  1. Were There Cave Men in the Bible? | Mon 4-20-26

    23 HRS AGO

    Were There Cave Men in the Bible? | Mon 4-20-26

    South Africa crime. Trump’s psychedelic EO: Good/Bad? Ouija board history. Louisiana father vs 8 children, women. White people in the Bible? Troglodytes and other ancient people. The Hake Report, Monday, April 20, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:04:11) 🎶 Hey, guys! (FB live) * (0:07:02) 📞 Coco, L.A.: South Africa m—, “n” word 2000s * (0:13:45) C: Abusive people can’t see * (0:16:18) 🗣️ Love is out the window 💬 Popcorn on “Ibogaine” * (0:22:39) 📺 Trump on Ibogain, Ozempic, etc. * (0:25:35) 📞 Bobby, TX: God’s plants, lobotomy * (0:38:30) Changing your outlook is better * (0:39:54) 📞 Jeff, LA: Louisiana incident — a black man * (0:41:48) 🗞️ 8 children * (0:44:21) 🖼️ IDF soldier * (0:48:27) 💬 Coffee: N. Heat, accessing spiritual dimension; Ouija * (0:56:00) 🗞️ Peruse the news: Measles, John Fetterman * (1:02:04) 🗞️ Voter shenanigans… * (1:07:30) 🗞️ Tom Steyer * (1:10:38) 📞 John, KY: Iran Trump. * (1:15:28) J: JLP is real… * (1:19:28) J: Anybody white in the Bible? * (1:23:25) 📞 James, KY: Troglodytes, humanoids * (1:29:28) James: Christian? * (1:33:16) James: Oil, fuel companies * (1:38:03) 💬 Super: Empire of the Sun, “Walking on a Dream” * (1:41:32) 💬 Popcorn: Father of 7… no blame for the mother? * (1:46:22) 📞 William 7, CA: Trump psychedelics conference * (1:53:23) Outro 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/20/hake-mon-4-20-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/20/jlp-mon-4-20-26 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1hr 55min
  2. Tap-Dancing 'Parasites' | Fri 4-17-26

    3 DAYS AGO

    Tap-Dancing 'Parasites' | Fri 4-17-26

    Don’t say “parasites.” What’s the fear of becoming a minority? Mouse experiments: Spoiled, non-reproductive. South Africa chant: Do WHAT to the farmer? Good ones “tap-dancing”? The Hake Report, Friday, April 17, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:06) M— was the case! * (0:04:54) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:06:16) 📞 Haden, TX: Disrupters. “Leeching” but not dehumanizing * (0:12:39) Q: Will we be a minority? 2045? * (0:21:13) Won’t get better…? Hope not in what happens… * (0:25:02) 📞 Jeff, LA: Trump, Iran war, economic stats; Jesus pic * (0:29:58) 📞 Allen, MI: The Mouse Experiments, “behavioral sink” * (0:32:52) Interracial vs “inbreeding,” too far, too close; Kingdom of Heaven * (0:40:25) 🗣️ John, KY, vs Allen: Repenting, sinning, 1 John 3 * (0:48:37) Allen: Love God, love neighbor, keep commandments * (0:50:55) 💬 New, Coffees… CDC black woman! Suspicion. KillerMike * (0:56:44) 💬 Coffees: JC, Eric on Brandi and excitement * (1:00:42) 💬 Haden exposes 📺 SA * (1:05:18) 💬 Eric on Sin * (1:07:56) 📞 Ronnie, OH: fear of minority * (1:15:44) Name-calling “parasite” is hate; “tap-dancing” * (1:23:41) 🗣️ Mark’s last call?! * (1:24:51) Matthew 5 * (1:27:08) 💬 Super: SA * (1:27:58) 💬 Coffees… Popcorn * (1:31:33) 💬 Cesar: Iran beef * (1:36:54) 💬 Supers, Coffees: Anger, Suggestions, Lamentations * (1:42:03) 📞 Alex, CA: Why fear minority * (1:46:18) 💬 Cashapp, Coffee — JC advice for Haden * (1:48:20) 📞 Iason, Canada: AI people; Jesus eclipse, new CR calendar * (1:53:29) Outro 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/17/hake-fri-4-17-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/17/jlp-fri-4-17-26 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1hr 54min

  3. 5 DAYS AGO

    Half-Hour of HAKE | Thu 4-16-26

    JUST 30 MINS! The Hake Report, Thursday, April 16, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:02:28) 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:03:17) 📞 HADEN, CA: ttyl (0:04:22) 💬 Supers YT: Brandi thoughts, US-Iran 1953, draft (0:12:10) 📞 TORY, CA: Friend (0:13:53) 📞 COCO, L.A.: Dad draft, Jane Goodall-looking neighbor, fight ICE (0:17:50) 📞 BOBBY, TX: Israel, prophecy? Or man-made? (0:22:12) 💬 Coffees…. (0:27:59) 💬 Popcorn: Trump’s AI pic “gaslighting”? (0:30:50) Outro 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/16/half-hour-of-hake-thu-4-16-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/16/jlp-thu-4-16-26 – VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    32 min

  4. 5 DAYS AGO

    HAKE (ONE HOUR ONLY) | Wed 4-15-26

    JUST ONE HOUR TODAY. We don’t hate the nuisance. Caller made a video, causing drama! Trump-Jesus pic, and nobody’s fair-minded. The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 15, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:50) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:05:10) 📞 ALEX, CA: We don’t hate them. “The enemy”? To Israel? * (0:07:27) A: Mixing results odd. Catholics Q? * (0:09:12) 📞 BRANDI, HI: Time zones * (0:11:26) B: Ticking people off with videos; nonverbal son preschool drama * (0:22:05) 📞 KEVIN, NY: Trump-Jesus: Doctor? Gaslighting! * (0:30:00) K: Biased, no balance * (0:33:32) 📞 RICK, VA: Trump, Iran, California, Women and Men * (0:41:20) 💬 Cesar: The draft * (0:44:19) 💬 Popcorn on HBCUs * (0:48:00) 💬 “Killer” Mike from Canaduh * (0:50:12) 💬 JC, Little Rock, request * (0:51:36) 💬 Haden: Charlie Kirk college tip * (0:52:47) 💬 Ronnie: Anecdotes as evidence — More supers A LATER DATE? MAYBE NOT TOMORROW? * (0:54:20) Outro 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/15/hake-wed-4-15-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/15/jlp-wed-4-15-26 – VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    56 min
  5. Working Smarter | Tue 4-14-26

    6 DAYS AGO

    Working Smarter | Tue 4-14-26

    DoorDash Grandma’s politics? Immigrant vs Americans: working smart? Divorce and reconcile: Y/N? A record of Trump’s “wrongs” in second term… “blasphemy”? Iran? The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 14, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:04:35) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:06:04) 📞 JAIME, MN: Doordash Grandma, Trump, no tax on tips * (0:11:57) J: Henry Kissinger couldn’t moderate these “debates” * (0:13:08) 📞 HADEN, TX: DoorDash grandma, don’t know her politics * (0:16:21) H: Haters… NJF vs Shapiro, overreaction * (0:21:42) H: Blazing his own way… * (0:23:30) H: black Americans * (0:25:53) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Americans are not lazy! Interracial… * (0:34:10) A: My neighbor? Samaritan woman, divorce, Israel, treasure * (0:40:25) A: Divorce and remarriage to the person you divorced? * (0:45:06) 📞 WILLIAM 7: Divorce; Samaritans; Mexican Catholics; California street takeovers * (0:51:37) 📞 ZENNY, Ontario, Canada: Mess in Cali… * (0:54:02) Z: Grindr WH Correspondents’ dinner party; Saving Anchor baby * (0:59:42) Z: Trump tweet against Middle East; Iran quagmire; God laughs * (1:05:29) Z: Blasphemy was illegal in America: Trump-Jesus painting * (1:15:58) Z: Our Greatest President? * (1:17:50) Witches Disney * (1:18:18) 📞 STEVE’N, MD: Working smarter? * (1:21:53) S: Obama did nothing for us… C’s from the South * (1:25:53) S: Crispus Attucks, black American Revolutionary? * (1:29:21) S: Porky Pig gotta count to one jumping out the airplane * (1:31:11) S: Communism, Obama, Haden * (1:35:28) 📞 RICK, VA: Iran, Strait of Hormuz, been a problem! * (1:41:13) R: Calling us evil * (1:43:16) 💬 Coffees… MTG on CNN… MORE TOMORROW?! * (1:54:15) Outro 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/14/hake-tue-4-14-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/14/jlp-tue-4-14-26 – VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1hr 55min
  6. Love Your Enemy | Mon 4-13-26

    13 APR

    Love Your Enemy | Mon 4-13-26

    VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict Trump vs Pope Leo and the Iran war. Do you know what “Love your enemy” means? Are neighbors not your neighbor? South Africa. Trump “Jesus” pic? The Hake Report, Monday, April 13, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:59) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:05:22) News… Disclaimer * (0:08:42) 📞 ZENNY, Canada: Trump’s screed on Pope Leo; Iran war * (0:21:04) Z: Brigitte vs Candace? Trump making America hated * (0:26:16) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Betrayed by Trump? Vulgar act in chamber… * (0:29:30) A: Love your neighbor? Love your enemy? * (0:39:25) A: Need to study the Word of God… * (0:45:55) A: Silent Prayer * (0:47:47) 💬 Supers, Rumble, Coffees… Ronnie, Ryan * (0:53:46) 📞 HADEN, TX: Ronnie, South Africa, Kirk based? * (1:00:36) H: Calling the truth “opinion”; Obama transformation; Not brothers * (1:03:10) H: Brothers… Genius made America * (1:07:19) 📞 BOBBY, TX: Trump on Strait; BHI… slave trade * (1:17:04) 💬 Coffees: Eric on men, women, truth, frustration * (1:21:27) 💬 Coffee: Popcorn, Cesar, JC * (1:29:42) 💬 Supers: Caledonian, Everblazer… * (1:31:18) 📞 WILLIAM 7: Who is my neighbor? Culture, Assimilation * (1:38:14) 📞 TORY, CA: South Africa mess per lady * (1:42:20) 📞 ART, OH: Understanding scripture… * (1:50:40) 💬 Coffee: Chris attacks the “kid” * (1:53:32) Outro 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/13/hake-mon-4-13-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/13/jlp-mon-4-13-26 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1hr 55min
  7. Frustrating | Fri 4-10-26

    10 APR

    Frustrating | Fri 4-10-26

    A dishonest conversation: South Africa now, America past. Seeking the truth? Why white gals go interracial. NJF: Vote Dem? I don’t respect him, but care what he says and thinks! The Hake Report, Friday, April 10, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) The Hake Report * (0:03:31) 💬 Super: Love enemy… * (0:07:03) 🎶 Hey, guys! I Disavow tee * (0:09:14) 📞 HADEN vs RONNIE: G— in South Africa, America * (0:18:34) H vs R: Frustrating to talk to… “like a big brother” * (0:25:15) H vs R: Charlie Kirk 80-90-percent disagree? “American” * (0:30:17) 📞 WILLIAM 7: Coptic Christian church; USAF * (0:36:14) W 7: Seeking the truth? * (0:41:20) 🗣️ ART vs W7: Truth in the Bible? Holy Spirit? My brother * (0:48:35) A vs W: Actin’ like a liberal… * (0:50:13) W 7: Church to church * (0:50:54) 💬 Supers, Coffees… * (0:58:34) 💬 Coffees: Chris… liberal interpretation * (1:02:14) 💬 More coffees, missed! * (1:12:09) 💬 Ko-Fi: BAJAH * (1:13:08) 📞 ALEX on NJF: vote Dem?! IQ slur * (1:18:37) A: Why hatewatch? Resilience? * (1:20:05) 📞 JOHN, KY: Mixing: Raise women better. BHI. * (1:24:30) J: My brother Hake? Why hatewatch? * (1:27:15) 📞 MARK: white women, slander, “insane” * (1:30:53) M: John, r—ism, good job Haden * (1:35:30) M… IQ, short temper, throw ‘em in “the nuthouse” * (1:38:25) M: Train suspect, Juries’ corruption * (1:41:54) 💬 Popcorn on various things * (1:45:31) 📞 DAVID, TX: pointing at others; Japan * (1:47:45) 💬 Coffee: Cesar * (1:48:16) 📞 STEVE’N, MD: Animated * (1:50:38) 📞 RYAN, IL: Provocative * (1:53:18) 📞 RICK, VA: Run it into the ground! * (1:54:17) Outro 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/10/hake-fri-4-10-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/10/jlp-fri-4-10-26 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1hr 55min
  8. A Real American | Thu 4-9-26

    9 APR

    A Real American | Thu 4-9-26

    What an American is. Countering anti-Southern propaganda. South Africa: Is it persecution? Is it fair? Did childhood vaccines shape your mindset? The Hake Report, Thursday, April 9, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:05:30) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:08:05) 📞 HADEN, TX: Gov Abbott, “Roll On”? SpaceX, NASA? * (0:12:50) H: Bobby funny; Ronnie, “American”? South Africa Q * (0:15:01) H: G—ide a liberal word? UN vs Israel on Reparations * (0:24:11) 📞 JOSH, GA: Ray vs Willy; the South, Division * (0:29:30) J: White and black people and others… * (0:34:48) J: Watching thoughts vs believing, obeying thoughts * (0:43:12) J: Liking NJF, Israel, Mark, Dr. Umar, take sides, interracial * (0:48:44) 📞 RONNIE, OH: American History may be false * (0:53:19) R: South Africa: Persecution? Unfair? * (0:59:02) R: SA Refugees? * (1:04:30) R: Fair but not right? * (1:09:30) 💬 Supers… R-word * (1:14:07) 💬 Coffees: Greggatron, JC * (1:18:02) 💬 Coffees: Popcorn on Jesse, more * (1:22:06) 💬 Coffees: Popcorn on Josh, Eric * (1:26:49) 💰 DLive, Pilled * (1:28:21) 💬 DLive: GruvyMunky * (1:29:52) 📞 ALEX, CA: Child vaccines story: pinned down as a kid * (1:34:16) A: NE liberal white parents, anti-South propaganda; black blocking * (1:39:07) 📞 MARK, L.A.: Once a week… * (1:51:33) 💬 Supers, Coffees: Cesar on Iran; the rest tomorrow! * (1:53:45) Outro 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/9/hake-thu-4-9-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/9/jlp-thu-4-9-26 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Late - X Live - BitChute (Alt) PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1hr 54min
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James Hake gives his takes on the news and people in the news, and takes calls on politics and religion — coming "from a Christian alpha male perspective," one viewer called it! thehakereport.substack.com

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  • Creator
    James Anton Hake
  • Years Active
    2017 - 2026
  • Episodes
    1K
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © James Anton Hake
  • Show Website
    The Hake Report

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