Deeper, daddy, harder

I cannot stop listening to this podcast. I don’t know what music they play on the radio any more, I haven’t listened to music in the car in almost a year now. I ask the gym manager to turn down the dance music when I’m there so I can hear these two college casters tell me about how it used to be better. People in work don’t speak to me now, as they see the inconvenienced look on my face when I have to take the headphones off. This will consume your life. You will start off thinking “8 hours, who has 8 hours to listen to a podcast?”. Well, friend, after a month you’ll be wishing you got more aural penetration. You will change your life to fit some sweet alone time with Jack and JP. Just like your first time in the backdoor passage, it hurts, and will sting for days afterwards, but you’ll come back wanting it again and again, harder, and deeper, and longer.