42 episodes

After appearing on podcasts by Joe Rogan, Marc Maron, Tom Segura, Bert Kreischer, Joey Diaz, and Ari Shaffir, comedian Ms. Pat has decided to branch out on her own and create a truly unique and hilarious podcast with Deon Curry, Chris Spangle, friends, and family, she dives into topics from backside meatballs to race. With their unique perspectives, the crew of The Patdown with Ms. Pat will make you laugh, think, and appreciate life a little differently.

The Patdown with Ms. Pat Starburns Audio

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After appearing on podcasts by Joe Rogan, Marc Maron, Tom Segura, Bert Kreischer, Joey Diaz, and Ari Shaffir, comedian Ms. Pat has decided to branch out on her own and create a truly unique and hilarious podcast with Deon Curry, Chris Spangle, friends, and family, she dives into topics from backside meatballs to race. With their unique perspectives, the crew of The Patdown with Ms. Pat will make you laugh, think, and appreciate life a little differently.

    Episode 41: Gingerfication

    Episode 41: Gingerfication

    Ms. Pat begins this episode with some kind words for White Boy Chris Spangle and a post he made. Ms. Pat hit Louisiana like a hurricane and nearly started a race war on the plane there AND in the comedy club. Deon Curry shares a story about build-your-own sex toys. Ms. Pat shares a story about her legs catching faintinism during sex.
    - WBC's Post - https://www.instagram.com/p/B7dmuG3n3aS/)
    - Woman in Meijer -
    https://facebook.com/david.distelrath.9/videos/10215891347257710/

    - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt!
    https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/
    - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown
    - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown
    - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/
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    • 39 min
    Episode 40: Culture Vulture

    Episode 40: Culture Vulture

    Kim Kardashian took photos that make her look black, and is being accused of being a culture vulture. Garrianna weighs in on Kim K's darkening over time and interracial relationships. A 911 operator is in deep water after telling a drowning woman to shut up. Ms. Pat learns a click can skeet.

    - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/
    - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown
    - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown
    - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/
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    • 57 min
    Episode 39: Achoo

    Episode 39: Achoo

    Ms. Pat had a beautifully designed Christmas and she’s already planning next year’s decorations. She traveled to Denver and the altitude messed her up. Ms. Pat got into a fight in an airport over her energy. Ms. Pat and Deon Curry teach White Boy Chris Spangle about two-egg cornbread and ocean perch.

    - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/
    - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown
    - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown
    - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/
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    • 37 min
    Episode 38: Kunta Kaepernick

    Episode 38: Kunta Kaepernick

    Ms. Pat, Deon Curry and Chris Spangle weigh in on the Colin Kaepernick controversy. Garrianna pops in to share some knowledge about Alex Haley's Roots. They discuss the N word.

    - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/
    - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown
    - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown
    - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/
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    • 1 hr 9 min
    Episode 37: Dick Kidnappin'

    Episode 37: Dick Kidnappin'

    Ms. Pat starts the show with a few of her impressions. She responds to the fake kidnapping of a young girl. Deon Curry and Chris Spangle explain pipe organs to her. She shares some insane stories about her uncles Anthony, Tony, and Stoney. A racist cop finds out he's 18% black and then sues his department for racism. Ms. Pat sends a racist text to White Boy Chris's sister in time to cause a ruckus at Christmas. She then outlines her survival strategy in a zombie apocalypse.

    - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/
    - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown
    - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown
    - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/
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    • 41 min
    Episode 36: The Giving Season

    Episode 36: The Giving Season

    Ms. Pat is back from the road and her house is a disaster. She went to get the crack babies some Subway, but lost her money. It leads to a conversation on charity. Chris Spangle talks a little bit about his divorce. You'll hear in this episode the moment Deon Curry told Ms. Pat that people were getting stabbed over Popeye's.

    - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/
    - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown
    - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown
    - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/
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    • 53 min

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