The Therapy Crouch Tall or Nothing
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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships.
Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way.
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“I Want to Enrich my Own Life, No Disrespect” Abbey’s New Venture Announced!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey has a VERY special announcement regarding an exciting new career move.
After admitting that she needs a little more enrichment in her life than the what she is getting from the lighthearted drivel we chat on the crouch couch, Abbey has launched a new podcast venture - Exhibit A.
In this exclusive series, Abbey will be sitting down with some of the most fascinating and inspiring people from all over the world, digging deeper into their lives and getting answers to the questions you wish you could ask.
We also put Abbey under her own spotlight, with some quick fire questions that she has used on her own guests, to see how she fares under pressure.
And stick around for Agony Abs, where Abbey and Pete are on hand to give some top tips on how to get yourself out of the dreaded doghouse, as well as how to delicately deal with friends whose doggies go do-do on your new cream carpet!
00:00 Intro
05:13 Lego Head
09:08 Digital Detox
12:24 Pete the Weatherman
16:16 Communication, Communication, Communication
17:41 Putting the Tit in Titchmarsh
19:29 60 Minute Makeover
21:18 Weekly Whines
25:11 Shardi-P
28:25 Exhibit A
40:40 Follow Your Dreams
42:16 Quickfire Questions
48:50 Agony Ab
To contact us:
Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch
Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/
For more from Peter
https://twitter.com/petercrouch
For more from Abbey
https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy
Our clips channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
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“Retired, Filthy Rich, Married to a Toyboy” Abbey’s Retirement Plans Revealed
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Ask Us Anything, Abbey and Peter are back on couch answering all your weird and wonderful questions!
This week, your favourite duo are tackling hard hitting questions such as ‘What are your secrets to a happy marriage?’ ‘Would Pete ever consider management?’ and ‘Would you prefer arms like Mr Tickle or legs like ‘E.T?’
We also get a glimpse of Abbey and Peter’s plans post podcasting, and how life will look for the pair as they approach retirement age.
And hang around until the end of the podcast when Abbey and Peter give their verdict on whether they would prefer a body of Baywatch but a face off crime watch or the other way round!
Enjoy today’s episode of, The Therapy Crouch!
If you want to submit your questions to The Therapy Crouch then hit the link below!
https://linktw.in/DGsAUn
Want to take it one step further and get your voice on the pod? Follow the link below!
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00:00 Introduction
02:23 Five Finger Frenzy
07:39 Awkward Encounters
11:07 Crouch Couch
12:54 TC on Tour
14:29 Buzzcut
16:51 These H*es Aint Loyal
22:21 The Karate Kid
24:16 Remember My Name
26:08 The Elevator Pitch
To contact us:
Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch
Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/
For more from Peter
https://twitter.com/petercrouch
For more from Abbey
https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy
Our clips channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
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‘You Looked Like Grealish’s Dad’ Abbey and Peter’s Dubai Debrief
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Blighty and giving their full Dubai debrief.
In classic Abbey fashion, no time has been wasted and she has got right back on the horse, quite literally by making a rather pony purchase for her and the kids, which Pete has a rather surprising reaction too.
We also hear about their recent antics at the waterpark, which Abbey found the courage to brave and we hear just why the big man could not resist that not-so-lazy river!
In the weekly whine club, the gang addresses one of our listeners who is beginning to feel revolted by their partners hygiene habits as well as another listener whose Uber rating is driving her round the bend.]
Stay tuned for the end where Agony Ab where we have one of our favourite messages this year from an expectant mother who is forced to deal with her nosey, nerdy neighbours….
Enjoy this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch!
00:00 Intro
04:12 Life Aint No Romcom
10:07 Lovely, Lazy River
16:00 WOOF Day In The Office
20:24 Abbey Clancy, Masterchef
27:02 TAXI!
34:05 Dubai Debrief
41:27 Neigh To That
45:05 Agony Ab
To contact us:
Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch
Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/
For more from Peter
https://twitter.com/petercrouch
For more from Abbey
https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy
Our clips channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
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BREAKING NEWS: The Therapy Crouch Launches a SECOND Weekly Episode!
🚨NEW PODCAST ANNOUNCEMENT🚨 Yes guys, it is the moment you have all been waiting for…. The Therapy Crouch 2.0 is officially here!
After being inundated with requests to bring you guys a little bit extra Therapy Crouch content every week, Abbey and Peter thought it was only fair to launch a new weekly episode to answer all of your burning questions!
Fans of the podcast will already be aware that these are some of Abbey and Pete’s favourite episodes and always throw up some unexpected answers and hilarious outcomes!
On our launch episode, we tackle some hard hitting questions such as ‘Favourite liquids to come out your fingers’ ‘Most embarrassing celebrity encounters’ and ‘ideal lift companions’ - who said learning couldn’t be fun?!
If you want to submit your questions to The Therapy Crouch then hit the link below!
https://linktw.in/DGsAUn
Want to take it one step further and get your voice on the pod? Follow the link below!
https://linktw.in/rerArh
00:00 Introduction
02:23 Five Finger Frenzy
07:39 Awkward Encounters
11:07 Crouch Couch
12:54 TC on Tour
14:29 Buzzcut
16:51 These H*es Aint Loyal
22:21 The Karate Kid
24:16 Remember My Name
26:08 The Elevator Pitch
To contact us:
Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch
Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/
For more from Peter
https://twitter.com/petercrouch
For more from Abbey
https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy
Our clips channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
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‘You’re a Sucker for Punishment’ ASK US ANYTHING: The Holiday Edition
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are still sunning themselves up on their hols so we have brought you a special extra episode of their ‘Ask Us Anything’ series.
These are some of our favourite episodes that we record and for obvious reasons - you guys give us the content!
We are answering your burning questions such as; ‘Favourite floor fillers?’ ‘Worst part of a Full English?’ ‘Do you miss the days before kids?’
We also discover a hilarious new game that kept the Therapy Crouch team entertained for hours after the record, so make sure you guys stay tuned to find out the rules!!
If you have any questions you would like to submit to Abbey and Pete, then click our submission form below! We also have a voice note option if you would like to have your voice heard on the pod!
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit
https://www.speakpipe.com/TheTherapyCrouch
00:00 Intro
02:08 Scariest Opposition
05:22 Favorite Dance Floor Tracks
06:45 Age Gaps
11:02 Knob Me Do
17:41 North v South
21:12 The Situationship
21:40 A Not-So-Full English
24:58 Career Highlights
27:16 House Coat or Dressing Gown?
28:42 Maccies v Nandos
33:06 Pete’s Third Eye
To contact us:
Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch
Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/
For more from Peter
https://twitter.com/petercrouch
For more from Abbey
https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy
Our clips channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
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Prince, Michael Jackson and U2: Abbey and Pete Talk All Things ICONS
This week Abbey and Pete are coming in live and direct from their holibobs in one of their most ICONIC episodes so far.
Fresh off the back of one of Peter’s more bruising Airport Ab encounters, Abbey and Pete are making the most of their Therapy Crouch to get some home truths off their chest.
After getting stuck right into the weekly whine club, Abbey and Pete decide to discuss their favourite musical icons from the years gone by. The usual suspects get an honourable mention - expect simply rouge and U2 - but their are also some more surprising shouts that you guys may not be expecting so stay tuned!
In the Agony Ab section, we hear from a working class lad who is concerned that his ‘bit of posh potty’ is on the verge of bankrupting him as well as a single mother who is feeling the strain of keeping up with the Yummy Mummy’s on the school run.
Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch!
00:00 Introduction
07:05 Weekly Whine Club
13:50 Bloodsucking, Fun Crushers
19:10 Catfished?!
23:46 Hinge: AI
25:26 It’s Iconic
29:11 Michael Jackson
35:28 Let’s Hear It For The Girls
41:45 Turn Right, Turn Left
51:13 Agony Abs
To contact us:
Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch
Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/
For more from Peter
https://twitter.com/petercrouch
For more from Abbey
https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy
Our clips channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
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Customer Reviews
Chuffing Brilliant!
I absolutely love this podcast. I listen from NZ every week and often laugh out loud while out walking with the dog and or pushchair!
Peter & Abbey are relationship goals.
P.S. my now husband lived alone and had a kitten when we first met. I’ve tortured him about it since hearing your ick 😂