135 episodes

Nicole Byer is single and has been for decades. She’s smart, funny, has a fat ass and loves giving blow jobs. So the question is why is she perpetually single? This podcast is a quest to find that answer. Every week, Nicole invites a comedian, friend, or ex-fling to interview their dating life and figure out her own.

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    • 4.9, 48 Ratings

Nicole Byer is single and has been for decades. She’s smart, funny, has a fat ass and loves giving blow jobs. So the question is why is she perpetually single? This podcast is a quest to find that answer. Every week, Nicole invites a comedian, friend, or ex-fling to interview their dating life and figure out her own.

    Embrace Your Sloppy (w/ Michelle Buteau)

    Embrace Your Sloppy (w/ Michelle Buteau)

    The wonderful comedian Michelle Buteau (Always Be My Maybe, host of The Circle) discusses owning her sexuality, raising twins, being denied the ability to adopt kids, and so much more. Nicole and Michelle share their worst moments getting drunk on a plane, how the public keeps mistaking them for one another, and if having big tiddies makes it easier or harder to date

    For more Nicole Byer, check out her other podcast - Newcomers! Her and Lauren Lapkus are watching and reviewing Star Wars films for the very first time. Subscribe today so you don't miss an episode.

    Rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.

    Follow Nicole Byer:

    Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates

    Twitter: @nicolebyer

    Instagram: @nicolebyer

    Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

    Buy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=964

    Order Nicole's new book: www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746

    • 1 hr 2 min
    Don't Comment on my Body (w/ BenDeLaCreme)

    Don't Comment on my Body (w/ BenDeLaCreme)

    BenDeLaCreme (RuPaul's Drag Race, RPDR All Stars) chats about how he deals with other people's traumas, getting gaslight by their therapist, and whats it's like to move in with a new boyfriend right before the pandemic. Plus, he explains his initial excitement to attain Race Chasers, and what made him so angry before his proposal.

    For more Nicole Byer, check out her other podcast - Newcomers! Her and Lauren Lapkus are watching and reviewing Star Wars films for the very first time. Subscribe today so you don't miss an episode.

    Rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.

    Follow Nicole Byer:

    Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates

    Twitter: @nicolebyer

    Instagram: @nicolebyer

    Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

    Buy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=964

    Pre-order Nicole's new book: www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746

    • 1 hr 11 min
    Fast n' Friendly Divorce (w/ Giulia Rozzi)

    Fast n' Friendly Divorce (w/ Giulia Rozzi)

    Oh boy, this episode is a juicy one. Comedian/actress Giulia Rozzi (Girl Code) speaks to Nicole about the struggles of being pregnant in quarantine, if she has any worries about raising a bi-racial child, and learning to not feel guilty about your privilege. Plus, Giulia teaches Nicole the best way to reach out to an old fling, and how to remain friends with an ex-husband.

    For more Nicole Byer, check out her other podcast - Newcomers! Her and Lauren Lapkus are watching and reviewing Star Wars films for the very first time. Subscribe today so you don't miss an episode.

    Rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.

    Follow Nicole Byer:

    Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates

    Twitter: @nicolebyer

    Instagram: @nicolebyer

    Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

    Buy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=964

    Pre-order Nicole's new book: www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746

    • 57 min
    Doing Your Own Hair (w/ Tawny Newsome)

    Doing Your Own Hair (w/ Tawny Newsome)

    Comedian Tawny Newsome (Space Force) chats with Nicole about learning how to do your own hair in quarantine, their crazy fashion phases, and the current state of "Zoom dating" along with the crazy logistics behind it.

    For more Nicole Byer, check out her new podcast - Newcomers! Her and Lauren Lapkus are watching and reviewing Star Wars films for the very first time. Subscribe today so you don't miss an episode.

    Rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.

    Follow Nicole Byer:

    Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates

    Twitter: @nicolebyer

    Instagram: @nicolebyer

    Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

    Buy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=964

    Pre-order Nicole's new book: www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746

    • 1 hr 3 min
    Quarantine Breakup (w/ Jamie Loftus)

    Quarantine Breakup (w/ Jamie Loftus)

    "On what date do you reveal you're a merperson?"

    Comedian and TV writer Jamie Loftus (Robot Chicken, host of The Bechdel Cast) theorizes what it must be like being broken up but quarantined together, shares her fascination with balloon fetishists, and how 'Zoom-dating' has been working for people. Plus, Nicole's so dang horny, she's asking her roommate to sleep with her.

    For more Nicole Byer, check out her new podcast - Newcomers! Her and Lauren Lapkus are watching and reviewing Star Wars films for the very first time. Subscribe today so you don't miss an episode.

    Rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.

    Follow Nicole Byer:

    Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates

    Twitter: @nicolebyer

    Instagram: @nicolebyer

    Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

    Buy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=964

    Pre-order Nicole's new book: www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746

    • 38 min
    Instagram DM Sex (w/ Ira Madison III)

    Instagram DM Sex (w/ Ira Madison III)

    Ira Madison III (TV writer, host of Keep It) chats about how he's staying sane while quarantine alone, his guest appearance on You, and how he's having sex over Instagram.

    For more Nicole Byer, check out her new podcast - Newcomers! Her and Lauren Lapkus are watching and reviewing Star Wars films for the very first time. Subscribe today so you don't miss an episode.

    Rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.

    Follow Nicole Byer:

    Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates

    Twitter: @nicolebyer

    Instagram: @nicolebyer

    Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

    Buy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=964

    Pre-order Nicole's new book: www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746

    • 52 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
48 Ratings

48 Ratings

AngelaFrank ,

Date the incoherent emailer!

What if he’s your mannnnn???! It’s a let down to devoted listeners if you won’t give your fandudes a chance - we all love you and want you to get love!! I can’t promise monogamy....but I would straddle your turkey dream-treat.... 💕🤲🏼🔥

Tohohoho69 ,

It’s dirty and I love it

I love Nicole Byer so much for introducing me to Matteo Lane, while I wouldn’t let Nicole do anything dirty to me, I would gladly have Matteo do anything he would like 🍆 so thanks Nicole!!

EmCliffy ,

Brilliant

Recommended the Jameela ep to every woman I know! Spectacular.

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