The Slaptail Squad

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Join The Slaptail Squad, where comedy meets pop culture and friendship thrives. Hosted by a sarcastic Army veteran known as the Beaveman and his witty counterpart, the Swan, this podcast blends humor with insights on the life of a veteran dealing with civilian life. Together with friends like JD Hutchins the Trailer Park Monster,  Nolan Johncock the King of Kalamazoo County Comedy, and Drippy Steve Da Driphausen, they deliver hilarious takes on the craziness of today's world through the lens of comedy, pop culture, and genuine camaraderie. Dive into veteran stories, pop culture discussions, crazy medical conditions, monsters, paranormal, comedy, and friendship-driven banter every episode.

  1. 3 days ago

    LSD on the Brain for Science: Monstrous Minutes episode -5

    This week on the Monstrous Minutes, JD presents a glimpse into research being conducted on the use of LSD on volunteers in the name of science. What happens to the brain when you use LSD? Thanks to the latest and greatest scientific advances, researches can take a look at the brain to determine what areas may be stimulated and what barriers may be broken. What are the implications for use of LSD in medicine? Remember, you won't learn anything from us, but we do like to think that we get the old gears rolling.  Listen and share! Rate highly and review like you love us more than you degenerate 1/2 brother Chad.  Check out our Patreon. If every one of our listeners donated just $3 a month, we could get Zepbound for 4/5 members. The Zepbound they truly need and deserve.  Remember our Mantra Sex Power Money (our mission is clear) https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad https://www.slaptailnation.com/

    6 min

  2. 6 days ago

    Pushing the limits of science and Beaveman's patience

    It's that time, time to get Slappin. Have you ever wondered thought to yourself, "Beaveman's dreams can't possibly get more disturbed?" If you thought that, you were wrong. Someone should send this guy to see a psychologist.  Swan brings us the crime report, this week's featured piece of sh!+. This time it's a little bit different. For F sake, the justice system is more inefficient than Drippy Steve's legs. What exactly is wrong with helping the one you love leave the planet on their terms?  A quick update on Beaveman's health leads to an absolutely ridiculous argument about colon transplants. Do you see that artery on the side of Beaveman's temple. It looks like it is going to burst.  This is of course inserted during Drippy Steve's very boring UAP ufology update. Man, this guy is almost as much as an energy suck as the Swan when she's destroying our fun.  Nolan makes it interesting by telling us about the search for magic and the occult by the Axis during WWII. If you don't know about that, it is fascinating. The movies were based on reality.  Beaveman brings historical medical information in preparation for next season when he will tackle the great mortality.  All throughout, the Beaveman loses it. This Army veteran would force choke his entire crew if he could. They may like making him snap. Very possible.  Finally, saving the day remotely, is a recording of Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling and his famous joke line. Swan tries and fales. Thanks for hanging with us.  We love you all! Let's keep those downloades, ratings and reviews coming.  Check out our Patreon.  Power Money Sex Our vision is clear. We love you!! https://www.slaptailnation.com/ https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad

    1hr 25min

  3. 6 days ago ·  Video

    Pushing the limits of science and Beaveman's patience Video

    It's that time, time to get Slappin. Have you ever wondered thought to yourself, "Beaveman's dreams can't possibly get more disturbed?" If you thought that, you were wrong. Someone should send this guy to see a psychologist.  Swan brings us the crime report, this week's featured piece of sh!+. This time it's a little bit different. For F sake, the justice system is more inefficient than Drippy Steve's legs. What exactly is wrong with helping the one you love leave the planet on their terms?  A quick update on Beaveman's health leads to an absolutely ridiculous argument about colon transplants. Do you see that artery on the side of Beaveman's temple. It looks like it is going to burst.  This is of course inserted during Drippy Steve's very boring UAP ufology update. Man, this guy is almost as much as an energy suck as the Swan when she's destroying our fun.  Nolan makes it interesting by telling us about the search for magic and the occult by the Axis during WWII. If you don't know about that, it is fascinating. The movies were based on reality.  Beaveman brings historical medical information in preparation for next season when he will tackle the great mortality.  All throughout, the Beaveman loses it. This Army veteran would force choke his entire crew if he could. They may like making him snap. Very possible.  Finally, saving the day remotely, is a recording of Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling and his famous joke line. Swan tries and fales. Thanks for hanging with us.  We love you all! Let's keep those downloades, ratings and reviews coming.  Check out our Patreon.  Power Money Sex Our vision is clear. We love you!! https://www.slaptailnation.com/ https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad

    1hr 25min

  4. 18 Jun

    An Underground Country in Ithaca NY: Monstrous Minutes episode -4

    The Dark Lord of Brown-town, JD Hutchins, brings you this weeks strange account of a secret that lies beneath a graveyard in the town of Ithaca NY, USA.

    5 min

  5. 14 Jun

    Green children enjoy just the bulb while watching the nightly news from their UFO

    This week, the squad unites to bring you premium idiocy. The Swan comes in hard with a story about a young TV reporter and her tragic end in the year 1974. What drove this young person to such ends. A fascinating tale. Rest in peace Christine Chubbuck.  Then Drippy Steve brings us an interesting tale about one of the missing scientists. Too bad he doesn't have answers to questions that would be commonly asked. Oh well, I guess he tried. What really happened to Melissa Casias?  JD does not disappoint. Have you ever heard of a Fortean event? This one is very intriguing. The story of the green children of Woolpit? Get ready, it's a good one.  The Beaveman brings the fury, or the gag. Don't eat your hair! That's all we are going to say for now. Listen. How does Drippy Steve handle this medical odditie?  Swan wraps it up with some cute jokes. Not too shabby.  Thank you to our listeners around the world. Do us a favor, write a review so we can get pushed up in the algorithms. Thank you, thank you! Check out our Patreon and website.  Give us money. We want three things: Sex, Power, and Money! Full transparency.  https://www.patreon.com/c/theslaptailsquad/membership https://www.slaptailnation.com/

    1hr 56min

  6. 14 Jun ·  Video

    Green children enjoy just the bulb while watching the nightly news from their UFO-VIDEO

    This week, the squad unites to bring you premium idiocy. The Swan comes in hard with a story about a young TV reporter and her tragic end in the year 1974. What drove this young person to such ends. A fascinating tale. Rest in peace Christine Chubbuck.  Then Drippy Steve brings us an interesting tale about one of the missing scientists. Too bad he doesn't have answers to questions that would be commonly asked. Oh well, I guess he tried. What really happened to Melissa Casias?  JD does not disappoint. Have you ever heard of a Fortean event? This one is very intriguing. The story of the green children of Woolpit? Get ready, it's a good one.  The Beaveman brings the fury, or the gag. Don't eat your hair! That's all we are going to say for now. Listen. How does Drippy Steve handle this medical odditie?  Swan wraps it up with some cute jokes. Not too shabby.  Thank you to our listeners around the world. Do us a favor, write a review so we can get pushed up in the algorithms. Thank you, thank you! Check out our Patreon and website.  Give us money. We want three things: Sex, Power, and Money! Full transparency.  https://www.patreon.com/c/theslaptailsquad/membership https://www.slaptailnation.com/

    1hr 56min

  7. 10 Jun

    Necro Robotics a Wolf Spider Afterlife: Monstrous Minutes episode -3

    This week, the Trailer Park Monster, Dark Lord of Brown-Town, JD Hutchins of the Slaptail Squad brings you Monstrous Minutes episode -3. Ever spent hours wondering why spiders curl up into a little ball when they die? Nope, us either. Apparently it is pretty interesting and has possible scientific applications. Sounds oddly interesting, or just odd. But that's the Slaptail Squad and this is Monstrous Minutes.  patreon.com/theslaptailsquad https://www.slaptailnation.com/

    3 min

  8. 7 Jun

    The Demon Wears a Calico Coat on a Flying Saucer While Listening to Hip Hop

    The Squad unites for typical idiocy. This week's piece of sh!+ is a mixed bag. The first guy is 100% a piece of sh!+. Listen, I don't mean to victim shame, but what was that dog wearing? Seriously, Steven Tyler Swain is one sick...puppy? The second story, well, I think that girl might have game. Good for you Vanessa O' Rourke Steven bores the crap out of everyone with something interesting. It takes a really boring person to take a cool subject like Ufology and make it boring. Drippy Steve pulled it off. The King of Kalamazoo County Comedy hits us with some fast info. Conspiracy, conspiracy theory, or neither.  The Dark Lord of Browntown himself is finally back. This guy goes on vacation more than Drippy Steve goes downtown on cumdumpsters. That's saying something. Listen as JD spins a masterful tale about the 27 curse and the legendary Houston, TX hip hop collective founded by DJ Screw, SUC. Then Beaveman introduces the squad to quite possibly, the world's most terrifying creature. Its all here, wrapped up in a 2 hour, long ass podcast. Swan takes us home with typical jokes. I have to say, despite the fact that she is a poison ivy riddled, walking corpse, she did pretty well. Maybe she realized that in order to do good comedy, you have to be a tortured soul. Enjoy.   patreon.com/theslaptailsquad https://www.slaptailnation.com/

    2h 9m
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Join The Slaptail Squad, where comedy meets pop culture and friendship thrives. Hosted by a sarcastic Army veteran known as the Beaveman and his witty counterpart, the Swan, this podcast blends humor with insights on the life of a veteran dealing with civilian life. Together with friends like JD Hutchins the Trailer Park Monster,  Nolan Johncock the King of Kalamazoo County Comedy, and Drippy Steve Da Driphausen, they deliver hilarious takes on the craziness of today's world through the lens of comedy, pop culture, and genuine camaraderie. Dive into veteran stories, pop culture discussions, crazy medical conditions, monsters, paranormal, comedy, and friendship-driven banter every episode.

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  • Creator
    The Slaptail Squad
  • Years Active
    2018 - 2026
  • Episodes
    300
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 The Slaptail Squad
  • Show Website
    The Slaptail Squad

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