The Download

The Download Podcast

We are The Download! A comedy podcast made to fill your eyes with tears... of joy! We do improv, talk about life, and make this podcast just for you 3

  1. 18/11/2020

    Episode 54 - Ahhhhs, Wooos, and Warheads

    Hentai moaning sounds like dying chipmunks. Like seriously, how do you guys like this stuff. When I watch porn one of the biggest turn ons is the moaning but in hentai the girl sounds like alvin and the chimpunks are getting gangraped by 9 inch dildo wielding transformers. She sounds like she is crying because of the 9 Doritos locos tacos she had at tacobell last night and is desperately trying to not shit herself in a public place. I can’t be the only one who thinks this.  By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real-life superhero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, fight stories, army lists, animated movies, drink suggestions, guests, Terraria mods, dumb vehicle ideas, favorite snacks, brad foods, cool conspiracy theories, MRE menu recommendations, job applications, Davids, game franchises, nostalgic smells, creepypastas, Quizlet answer keys, Mentos questions, anime suggestaroonies, pre-made survival kits, parodies of Magic™ cards, Marvel reviews, Ghost Adventures™, cheap whiskey, EDC Updates, backpacks, stuff to microwave, pictures of people at Wal-Mart™, movie suggestions, bad Halloween candy,  Ahhhhhs, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours! Send your mail to thedownloadpod@gmail.com.  Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast!  Links to all of these things can be found here!

    58 min

  2. 08/11/2020

    Episode 53 - Cloaks, Candy Corn, and Double Penetration

    Perform the act of intercourse on thine self you absolute blithering idiot, you pitiful excuse of a human being, you bring shame upon your family and your friends, if you had any. You reek of an anus after eating too much Taco Bell, you drink toilet water and your mother was a hamster, with all due respects, you are an ugly, disgusting, smelly, poopyheaded, absolute idiot, and your nose looks like a pugs, now get out of my sight before I smack you over the head with a mop, not that it would make you look any different. By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real-life superhero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, fight stories, army lists, animated movies, drink suggestions, guests, Terraria mods, dumb vehicle ideas, favorite snacks, brad foods, cool conspiracy theories, MRE menu recommendations, job applications, Davids, game franchises, nostalgic smells, creepypastas, Quizlet answer keys, Mentos questions, anime suggestaroonies, pre-made survival kits, parodies of Magic™ cards, Marvel reviews, Ghost Adventures™, cheap whiskey, EDC Updates, backpacks, stuff to microwave, pictures of people at Wal-Mart™, movie suggestions, bad Halloween candy, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours! Send your mail to thedownloadpod@gmail.com. Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast!  Links to all of these things can be found here!

    50 min

  3. 28/10/2020

    Episode 52 - Beans, Babes, and Bros

    I beat a child. He was just staring at me with his big, stupid face while I ate my delicious 8oz steak. His snot flapping in his nostrils and his eyes blinking out of sync infuriated me. The final straw was when he had the audacity to take a drink of his chocolate milk with his stupid idiot lips. I took my steak knife, which was stained with steak sauce and juices, and I stabbed him in the eyeball 98 times. I then proceeded to dumb an entire bottle of ketchup into his mouth as he screamed in pain. It gurgled with the force of a volcano. Finally, he stopped breathing altogether, and his mother called the police. When the police arrived, I used my half-eaten steak to beat them both to death, then I ran out, stripped off all my clothes, and ran naked through the local daycare, screaming “98 STAB WOUNDS” until I finally was apprehended by the authorities. I am facing 13 life sentences without parole. By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real-life superhero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, fight stories, army lists, animated movies, drink suggestions, guests, Terraria mods, dumb vehicle ideas, favorite snacks, brad foods, cool conspiracy theories, MRE menu recommendations, job applications, Davids, game franchises, nostalgic smells, creepypastas, Quizlet answer keys, Mentos questions, anime suggestaroonies, pre-made survival kits, parodies of Magic™ cards, Marvel reviews, Ghost Adventures™, cheap whiskey, EDC Updates, backpacks, stuff to microwave, pictures of people at Wal-Mart™, movie suggestions, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours! Send your mail to thedownloadpod@gmail.com. Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast!  Links to all of these things can be found here!

    1h 5m

  4. 21/10/2020

    Episode 51 - Dungeons, Drinks, and Dudes Named Michael

    Let's say hypothetically that I am an arizona ranger, and for arguments  sake let's assume you are an outlaw by the name of texas red. Now one  can assume that I, an arizona ranger and you, texas red, will meet at a  quarter past 11. Let's say hypothetically that as an arizona ranger my  aim is deadly, with the big iron on my hip. One could assume that you,  texas reds only slip was trying to match me, an arizona ranger, with a  big iron on my hip By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real-life superhero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, fight stories, army lists, animated movies, drink suggestions, guests, Terraria mods, dumb vehicle ideas, favorite snacks, brad foods, cool conspiracy theories, MRE menu recommendations, job applications, Davids, game franchises, nostalgic smells, creepypastas, Quizlet answer keys, Mentos questions, anime suggestaroonies, pre-made survival kits, parodies of Magic™ cards, Marvel reviews, Ghost Adventures™, cheap whiskey, EDC Updates, backpacks, stuff to microwave, pictures of people at Wal-Mart™, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours! Send your mail to thedownloadpod@gmail.com. Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast!  Links to all of these things can be found here!

    1h 19m

  5. 14/10/2020

    Episode 50 - Feminininitity, Elijah Radcliffe, and Honkey Tonk Badonkadonk

    Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank dvd. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the dvd, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken dvd over and realized that it was not a blank dvd, but a copy of the movie UP. Well guys, guess I fucked up. By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real-life superhero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, fight stories, army lists, animated movies, drink suggestions, guests, Terraria mods, dumb vehicle ideas, favorite snacks, brad foods, cool conspiracy theories, MRE menu recommendations, job applications, Davids, game franchises, nostalgic smells, creepypastas, Quizlet answer keys, Mentos questions, anime suggestaroonies, pre-made survival kits, parodies of Magic™ cards, Marvel reviews, Ghost Adventures™, cheap whiskey, EDC Updates, backpacks, stuff to microwave, pictures of people at Wal-Mart™, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours! Send your mail to thedownloadpod@gmail.com. Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast!  Links to all of these things can be found here!

    52 min

  6. 06/10/2020

    Episode 49 - Muppets, Microwaves, and Five Dollar Footlongs

    Here's How Bernie Can Still Win: Setting: It's the third and final debate. Both candidates got infected but managed to push through and decided they don't want to back down from the final debate even though they are in a weakened state. As the debate progresses you see that they are both struggling harder with each passing minute until the unthinkable happens. Biden collapses and dies on the spot. The shock, the surprise, the terror overcomes Trump and he collapses seconds after Biden; The light turns off for a minute, no sound is heard. All of a sudden music starts playing - it's Back in Black by ACDC, the song that played when AOC endorsed Bernie Sanders. A spotlight turns on and a shadowy emerges from the bottom. The figure walks to the middle of the stage and turns around, staring directly into the camera. It's Bernie Sanders. His only words "I accept your decision." echo through the room as he turns back and walks off stage. By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real-life superhero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, fight stories, army lists, animated movies, drink suggestions, guests, Terraria mods, dumb vehicle ideas, favorite snacks, brad foods, cool conspiracy theories, MRE menu recommendations, job applications, Davids, game franchises, nostalgic smells, creepypastas, Quizlet answer keys, Mentos questions, anime suggestaroonies, pre-made survival kits, parodies of Magic™ cards, Marvel reviews, Ghost Adventures™, cheap whiskey, EDC Updates, backpacks, stuff to microwave, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours! Send your mail to thedownloadpod@gmail.com. Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast!  Links to all of these things can be found here!

    50 min

  7. 30/09/2020

    Episode 48 - Jazz, Backpacks, and Invisible Art

    Ben Shapiro at Olive Garden Let’s say that, hypothetically, you really did have unlimited breadsticks. Now, since they are unlimited, that means that you will never run out. However, on Earth there is a limited supply of the materials required to make breadsticks. Thus, if I were to attempt to eat as many breadsticks as possible, I would not be able to as eventually you would sell out, am I correct? Now that we have established that there are infinite breadsticks but finite supplies to make them, would it not be reasonable to conclude that you are either breaking the laws of physics, or are lying to me? And since one cannot break the laws of physics, logically you must be lying to me. Facts don’t care about your feelings liberals, you have committed the crime of false advertising and must give me free food or I will inform the authorities. By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real-life superhero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, fight stories, army lists, animated movies, drink suggestions, guests, Terraria mods, dumb vehicle ideas, favorite snacks, brad foods, cool conspiracy theories, MRE menu recommendations, job applications, Davids, game franchises, nostalgic smells, creepypastas, Quizlet answer keys, Mentos questions, anime suggestaroonies, pre-made survival kits, parodies of Magic™ cards, Marvel reviews, Ghost Adventures™, cheap whiskey, EDC Updates, backpacks, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours! Send your mail to thedownloadpod@gmail.com. Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast!  Links to all of these things can be found here!

    52 min

  8. 26/09/2020

    Episode 47.5 - Holsters, Lights, and Ritual Sacrifice

    Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup? If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars. Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country. Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that. But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad. So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I? By the way, we would love for you to send us questions, comments, concerns, tips, tricks, nitpicks, pejorative statements, debate topics, quips, podcast topics, interesting ideas, CinemaSins™, kerfuffles, weird pizza toppings, reckonings, cereal rankings, real-life superhero names, game recommendations, recipes, game review requests, quarantine activities, fight stories, army lists, animated movies, drink suggestions, guests, Terraria mods, dumb vehicle ideas, favorite snacks, brad foods, cool conspiracy theories, MRE menu recommendations, job applications, Davids, game franchises, nostalgic smells, creepypastas, Quizlet answer keys, Mentos questions, anime suggestaroonies, pre-made survival kits, parodies of Magic™ cards, Marvel reviews, Ghost Adventures™, cheap whiskey, EDC Updates, or anything else that pops into that beautiful mind of yours! Send your mail to thedownloadpod@gmail.com. Also, we would love for you to join our Discord, follow us on the podcast network of your choice, and rate our podcast!  Links to all of these things can be found here!

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We are The Download! A comedy podcast made to fill your eyes with tears... of joy! We do improv, talk about life, and make this podcast just for you 3

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  • Creator
    The Download Podcast
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2020
  • Episodes
    57
  • Rating
    Explicit
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