A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Tom and Dan were once sitting in a hotel room in Daytona Beach, Florida where the air-condition didn't work, they were out of beer, and the cable only had 2 channels that came in static free. One of their friends suggested that they leave and attempt to find something better to do to which Dan replied "Why would we want to ruin a mediocre time?" If you were to ask "Tom and Dan" what the meaning of life is, they might tell you that there is none. Born from a feeling that nothing in life truly matters and that for the most part we're all surrounded by scumbags, "Tom and Dan" figured out that there's only one true constant in life; laughter. How did they come to that conclusion? It's all they have. You see, just like the mass majority of us, "T & D" have day jobs and it was at said day job where they cued in on the fact that some of the greatest laughs came at the end of the day. There's just something about the relaxed feeling of knowing that you have very little time left at work to put in. Maybe it's the "punch drunkenness" of still being at work; no one is quite sure. There they sat in their office, the door shut to their co-workers and management, only making each other laugh to the point of tears. Finally they realized that it might not be such a bad idea to roll tape on these conversations. Why not? They would be having them anyway, taped or not, and it was fun. Both of them come from rather lengthy broadcasting careers so setting up a home studio wasn't so hard to do. And with the addition of Ross, the consummate straight man and "News Dad", things got even more "mediocre." Broadcasting since 2009 has garnered a rather extensive following for "T & D" with loyal "scumbags" (as their listeners are affectionately known) checking in from all across the world. Hundreds of shows under their belts and winners of the Orlando Weekly's "Best of Orlando 2011" for "Best Kept Secret" reassures them both that yes…no one is listening! (Best Kept Secret? HA!)

  1. 902 - Fart N-Word

    6 HR AGO

    902 - Fart N-Word

    * New flooring sponsor Core Flooring Center in Winter Park serving Central Florida * Owner Corey has 20 years experience, strong ratings, and personally vets installers * Offers waterproof laminate vinyl planks, wood flooring, carpet, and dustless removal * 0 percent financing for 24 months and 15 percent listener discount * Listener incentive includes a gift and studio visit for using sponsor * Friday Free Show of A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan with guest Amy LaCorgia * Debate over stylish glasses, grandma straps, and childhood teasing * Amy quits Diet Mountain Dew and discusses caffeine withdrawal * Defense of Mountain Dew stigma, hillbilly branding, and original slogan * Winter Olympics as background TV and confusion over niche winter sports * Rumor of ski jumpers injecting hyaluronic acid to manipulate suit sizing * Explanation of suit regulations and marginal aerodynamic advantages * Jokes about PRP and cosmetic girth injections and minor side effects * Discussion of athletes chasing tiny competitive edges and past gear bans * Abrupt shift to discussion of the N word and 1990s racial climate * HGTV host Nicole Curtis clip debate and decision to censor on show * Tourette syndrome explanation, taboo word tics, and dopamine reinforcement * Debate over guilt, habit, cancel culture, and accountability * Florida Comedy Collective nonprofit founded by Amy and Chandy Burke * March 25 launch at Bullitt Bar with donation entry and local support push * Sustainability challenges for local comedy and high show production costs * Debate over film Sinners and idea of a formal timed debate * Tease of upcoming topics including snooze button and Nancy Guthrie case * New music from Angel Dust and Leap featured on show * Sponsor reads for Streamline Mortgage and Don Mealey Chevrolet * Snooze button history from 1956 and nine minute mechanical standard * Debate over snoozing harming REM sleep versus easing anxiety * Bedtime habits, oversized shirts, and minimalist fashion criticism * Frustration over limited pain pills after surgery and profiling concerns * Stories about past prescriptions, sobriety, and substance preferences * Britney Spears sells catalog to Primary Wave for 200 million * Breakdown of potential payout after fees and conservatorship context * Discussion of wealth, lifestyle costs, and security versus happiness * Savannah Guthrie mother disappearance update and Ring footage subpoena * Privacy debate over smart devices storing data without subscription * New suspect video and theory of burglary gone wrong * Discussion of kidnapping rarity, fear culture, and media obsession * BDM Appreciation Week, five dollar shirts, and gift bag stuffing at Hourglass Brewing * Airplane tomato juice meme explained by noise and altitude altering taste * Cornell research shows cabin noise suppresses sweet and salty flavors * Umami defined as fifth taste and enhanced at altitude * Examples of umami foods like tomatoes, mushrooms, parmesan, soy sauce, MSG * Debate over perception bias, blind taste tests, and eyewitness reliability * Ghost belief versus brain illusion and energy persistence theory * Environmental effects on cognition compared to scuba depth * Amy upcoming shows at Laugh Out Lounge and Shit Sandwich * BDM show airs Tuesday due to holiday schedule and Stormy Daniels appearance ### Social Media [https://tomanddan.com](https://tomanddan.com) [https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) [https://facebook.com/amediocretime](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) [https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) Tom & Dan on Real Radio 104.1 Apple Podcasts: [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990) Google Podcasts: [https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s) TuneIn: [https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/) Exclusive Content [https://tomanddan.com/registration](https://tomanddan.com/registration)

    2h 5m
  2. 901 - Anime Feet Boys

    6 FEB

    901 - Anime Feet Boys

    * Valentines promo for Jeffs Bagel Run cookies, bagels, spreads, Otis coffee, and peach tea * Jeffs Bagel Run expansion across Florida, East Coast, Vegas, plus franchise push and app specials * Bagel ordering tip ask what is hot and never toast it * Throwback Friday Free Show vibe and old radio coupon stealing stories * Growth of BDM Appreciation Week and shift from big giveaways to 5 dollar member shirts * Packing BDM boxes at Hourglass Brewing with sponsor items and April 11 party details * Booking Jeff and Casey Howell, Russian dog act, and novelty performers for the party * Party limited to active BDM members and reminder to update account emails * Honest breakdown of rough Adam Carolla interview and 15 minute phone limit * Overpreparing, rambling reps question, and self criticism on air * Debate that radio reps in improv protect careers vs athlete podcasters lacking reps * Anxiety over interviews, tech issues, and intimidating guests * Caller Bug Man Charles rates the interview and stirs the pot * Accepting the bumble persona instead of polished celebrity interviews * Discussion of indie Nintendo dating sims with sexual themes and weak content vetting * Discovering Sugar Daddy Crush, Mom Crush, Succubus Hearts, and anime feet tapping games * Parenting concerns about Roblox, hentai style media, and age appropriate talks * Moral panic comparisons like Momo and darker games like Doki Doki Literature Club * Valentines promo for Fairvilla gifts, lingerie, locations, and Fairvilla University * Plug for Love Thy Neighbor podcast and BudDocs medical marijuana services * Caller ideas to fund studio, OnlyFans joke, and Seabreeze Quartet anniversary * Story about 103 year old grandfather using an iPhone and interview idea * Debate over athlete ad reads and whether sloppy commercials matter * Voicemail about work ethic, raises, and whether drive is personality based * Reflections on kids motivation, competitiveness, and supporting their passions * Super Bowl talk, old slang like clutch, and blackout style live reads * Hidden homeless camps, secret mall apartment documentary, and off grid fascination * Stories of underground art tunnels, fairy forests, and impermanence after plant freeze * Gratitude for BDM members and pride in staying independent from corporate backing ### Social Media [https://tomanddan.com](https://tomanddan.com) [https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) [https://facebook.com/amediocretime](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) [https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) Tom & Dan on Real Radio 104.1 Apple Podcasts: [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990) Google Podcasts: [https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s) TuneIn: [https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/) Exclusive Content [https://tomanddan.com/registration](https://tomanddan.com/registration)

    1h 42m
  3. 900 - Old Piece of Sht

    30 JAN

    900 - Old Piece of Sht

    Jeffs Bagel Run Colonial grand opening with drive thru ribbon cutting Jeffs app Bagel of the Day fresh spreads Valentine cookies Jeffs Jolts Bring bagels and coffee to work and be the hero Find locations by zip at JeffsBagelRun.com Live from Injured on the Go Just Call Moe studio Friday Free Show kickoff Cold Orlando weather freeze warnings and plant prep stress Protecting rare palms watering roots bundling plants before freeze Debate over over preparing vs doing nothing for weather events Renovation noise above studio during show Climate swings global warming talk and extreme temps Studio building may be sold possible move or new office near Maitland I4 Samantha joins chaotic life update and sister in law move out Love Thy Neighbor mention and Colette plug Social media highlight reels posting less and preserving memories for kids Filming concerts vs being present pendulum swing regret not documenting Anxiety about time moving fast kids growing up aging perspective Busy life travel and media saturation speeding time perception Sci fi escapism Star Trek utopia TikTok Live obsession with regular lives Music break Parker Woodland Police on My Back Hotline email and PinballDudes.net sponsor plug rentals and swaps in Florida Sipping with Sammy Brightline VIP upgrade tip and staff chaos rant Debate over employees visibly high at work everything matters vs nothing matters Britney Furlan Tommy Lee Ronnie Radke catfish drama recap Alleged fake Snapchat affair restraining orders denied receipts and internet sleuths Discussion of catfishing legality Manti Teo throwback and identity scams Seduction talk flirting workplace story and media allegations comparison Nike Just Do It origin Gary Gilmore last words and ad rewrite story Debate over slogan brilliance luck timing and marketing power Publix turkey Reuben grudge cooking more at home Homemade lasagna marinara with San Marzano tomatoes and easy ricotta recipe tip Blanchard Bundle sponsor read bundling home auto boat insurance savings Orlando Magic 5K talk running with music vs podcasts Star Search Netflix revival judges Jelly Roll Sarah Michelle Gellar Chrissy Teigen Anthony Anderson Jelly Roll weight loss speculation talent show saturation debate Nostalgia TV Andy Griffith MASH Seinfeld Friends The Office Dungeons and Dragons Baldurs Gate campaign collaborative storytelling vs winning Sam Airbnb nightmare hidden door broken appliances refund fight and safety concerns Reading worst reviews first low rating strategy for Airbnbs and restaurants Voicemail about squatter on property eviction grace period liability debate Childhood woods exploration dumps recycling copper finds and Live PD story Mo Mini Masters plug BDM Appreciation event planning golf talk Show wrap up and tease of upcoming mediocre episode ### Social Media [https://tomanddan.com](https://tomanddan.com) [https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) [https://facebook.com/amediocretime](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) [https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) Tom & Dan on Real Radio 104.1 Apple Podcasts: [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990) Google Podcasts: [https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s) TuneIn: [https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/) Exclusive Content [https://tomanddan.com/registration](https://tomanddan.com/registration)

    2h 5m
  4. 859 - Big Swan Comes Knocking ft. Chico Bean

    23 JAN

    859 - Big Swan Comes Knocking ft. Chico Bean

    * Bart Marek Team as elite real estate agents for buyers and sellers * Ten year partnership and hundreds of listener transactions * Check BDM community reviews and contact through website * Friday Free Show intro and Brendan OConnor Funny Bone shows * Sold out Saturday late show and Chico Bean return from 2019 * Parenting reflections on time passing and buying daughters first car * Breaking cycles and pride in providing as a parent * Choosing full media runs over limited interviews * Comics avoiding media and using improv to handle interviews * Balancing safety, authenticity, and viral temptation * Club Shay Shay effect and exaggeration in viral podcasts * Valuing slow career growth over instant fame * Pressure and fragility of sudden viral success * Learning business slowly and making intentional career choices * Parenting kids in the age of social media * Teaching digital awareness and separating online from real life * Sensitivity on college campuses and groupthink online * Social media discovering talent and reviving careers * Emotional impact of comments and focusing on criticism * Letting kids teach parents about new platforms * Growing up without fathers and building a new legacy * Follower counts versus real ticket sales and turnout * AI and fake engagement complicating online influence * Dead internet theory and distrust of metrics * Netflix success for 85 South and pressure to chase next goals * Independence versus corporate backing in media careers * AI as a tool for inspiration not replacement * Algorithm shaping jokes and risk of borrowing material * Doom scrolling addiction and hypnotic phone use * Promoting live comedy as healthier alternative * Funny Bone dates and unpredictable Chico Bean shows * ALF artwork jokes and John Goodman weight loss talk * Weight loss drugs and Ozempic jokes * Promoting BDM brand and Danger Brains partnership * Listener criticism and reflecting on guest energy * Comedians traveling with security and safety concerns * Host quoted by Obama and receiving death threats * Worry about aging parents and fear based news * Cabin stories and joking about charming elderly women * Minoxidil and hair growth chemical jokes * Banff stories and meeting Robin Williams * Just Call Moe VIP program and curated community * Jeffs Bagel Run obsession and favorite cookies * Investigating Lake Eola swan deaths and alleged city cover up * Bird flu risks and water quality concerns * Fear of retaliation and lack of accountability * Restaurant closures from parking fees and rising costs * Drug plane crash story and lake contamination fears * BDM Appreciation Week and five dollar shirt promo * Orlando Shine events and Science on Tap kickoff * Hot wings challenge and avoiding spice disasters * Health journey avoiding smash burgers * Pickle festival trends and local business stories * Bird flu safety advice and wildlife concern * Paid parking hurting Mills 50 restaurants * Uber Eats prices and delivery culture complaints * Greek cross diving in polluted lake * Tenga Rays closure and redevelopment talk * Farewell to locals leaving Florida * Closing remarks and next show sign off ### Social Media [https://tomanddan.com](https://tomanddan.com) [https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) [https://facebook.com/amediocretime](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) [https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) Tom & Dan on Real Radio 104.1 Apple Podcasts: [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990) Google Podcasts: [https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s) TuneIn: [https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/) Exclusive Content [https://tomanddan.com/registration](https://tomanddan.com/registration)

    2h 12m

About

Tom and Dan were once sitting in a hotel room in Daytona Beach, Florida where the air-condition didn't work, they were out of beer, and the cable only had 2 channels that came in static free. One of their friends suggested that they leave and attempt to find something better to do to which Dan replied "Why would we want to ruin a mediocre time?" If you were to ask "Tom and Dan" what the meaning of life is, they might tell you that there is none. Born from a feeling that nothing in life truly matters and that for the most part we're all surrounded by scumbags, "Tom and Dan" figured out that there's only one true constant in life; laughter. How did they come to that conclusion? It's all they have. You see, just like the mass majority of us, "T & D" have day jobs and it was at said day job where they cued in on the fact that some of the greatest laughs came at the end of the day. There's just something about the relaxed feeling of knowing that you have very little time left at work to put in. Maybe it's the "punch drunkenness" of still being at work; no one is quite sure. There they sat in their office, the door shut to their co-workers and management, only making each other laugh to the point of tears. Finally they realized that it might not be such a bad idea to roll tape on these conversations. Why not? They would be having them anyway, taped or not, and it was fun. Both of them come from rather lengthy broadcasting careers so setting up a home studio wasn't so hard to do. And with the addition of Ross, the consummate straight man and "News Dad", things got even more "mediocre." Broadcasting since 2009 has garnered a rather extensive following for "T & D" with loyal "scumbags" (as their listeners are affectionately known) checking in from all across the world. Hundreds of shows under their belts and winners of the Orlando Weekly's "Best of Orlando 2011" for "Best Kept Secret" reassures them both that yes…no one is listening! (Best Kept Secret? HA!)

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