Leave Me Alone

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Hate people? Me Too. Join me as i complain about society, awkwardly avoid human interaction, and turn my antisocial quirks into comedy gold. It's like therapy... If you therapist ignored you and made fun of everyone instead. Introverts, Misfits, and anyone who's ever ghosted a party - Welcome home.

  1. 4 DAYS AGO

    I Went Outside and Immediately Regretted It (Parenting, Toddlers & Social Anxiety)

    I left the house.That was the first mistake. This week, what was meant to be a wholesome family walk turned into a muddy survival challenge involving aggressive rain, a feral toddler, and the realisation that “just a little loop” is a lie. Add rugby tots, social anxiety, being called “sir” by a stranger, and the crushing knowledge that parents do not get Sundays — and you’ve got Episode 6. We’re talking: why nature is not relaxing with a toddler carrying a muddy child uphill like it’s a fitness test you didn’t train for antisocial parenting truths same-sex couple visibility (and awkward strangers) surviving public outings when you’re introverted, anxious, and already tired If you’re a parent, an introvert, antisocial by choice, socially anxious, or just someone who hates unnecessary human interaction — this one’s for you. No motivation. No toxic positivity. Just stories, side quests, and unnecessary facts. 🎧 New episode of Leave Me Alone — listen, follow, and then… stay inside.

    10 min

  2. 1 FEB

    Why Rest Feels Guilty (Productivity Anxiety & Burnout)

    Why does resting feel guilty?Why does doing nothing make you anxious?And why does your brain panic the moment you stop being productive? In this episode of Leave Me Alone: The Antisocial Podcast, we talk about productivity guilt, burnout, and the modern inability to rest. From anxiety disguised as motivation to phones destroying our ability to be bored, this episode breaks down why sitting still feels wrong even when you’re exhausted. If you’ve ever felt lazy for relaxing, stressed for no reason, or like you should always be doing something, this episode is for you. You’re not lazy.You’re not broken.You’re just tired.

    9 min

  3. 25 JAN

    I Went Viral… And The Trolls Did My Marketing

    Ever wondered why trolls exist — and why they actually help you go viral? In this episode i break down the chaos, the rage, and the accidental marketing power of online haters. From keyboard warriors to angry toddlers with Wi-Fi, we explore: Why trolls comment — it’s never about you. It’s about them. How viral content attracts free, unintentional marketing from people who think they’re attacking you. The psychology of online negativity and why antisocial behavior is actually a survival strategy. Classic troll moments, including the infamous “I thought THAT was a man” saga. How social anxiety online gives you an edge in a world full of unpredictable humans. Why keeping your circle small, logging off, and choosing peace over proximity isn’t cruelty — it’s boundary maintenance. If you’re a creator navigating virality, building community, or just tired of being mentally exhausted by the internet, this episode is a must-listen. Learn why trolls are paradoxically the best unpaid marketing team you never asked for — and why being selective is the ultimate life hack.

    12 min

  4. 18 JAN

    Just a Normal Week (Unfortunately) — Road Rage, Public Annoyances & Parenting Chaos [S2 - EP3]

    Nothing big happened this week.Which somehow made it worse. In Season 2, Episode 3 of Leave Me Alone: The Antisocial Podcast, I walk through a painfully normal week full of small, relentless annoyances — the kind that don’t ruin your life, just your mood. This episode covers: Strangers blasting music in public (no headphones, no shame) Why the general public has forgotten how shared spaces work Road rage as a parent (angry thoughts, family-friendly language) Buying a walking pad to improve myself without leaving the house A tyre blowout that instantly reroutes the day Potty training and the psychological toll no one talks about It’s observational comedy about modern life, parenting, and trying to stay calm in a world full of people making very confident bad decisions. If you’re exhausted by people, irritated by public behavior, or quietly furious while driving — this one’s for you. 🎧 New episodes weekly.Stay inside. Mind your business. Leave me alone.

    10 min

  5. 11 JAN

    I’m Not Depressed, I’m Just Done ✅[Season 2 - Ep2]

    Tired of people diagnosing you just for needing space? This episode dives into what it really means to be done: not depressed, not spiralling—just socially, emotionally, and mentally tapped out. We cover:• Burnout vs depression• Why silence feels criminal• How boundaries aren’t a flaw—they’re survival• Navigating guilt when you pull back from social life If small talk drains you, if constant accessibility feels impossible, if resting makes you feel guilty—this episode is for you. Follow the podcast for unapologetic honesty, low-effort social energy, and relief for introverts everywhere.

    10 min

  6. 4 JAN

    Season Two: January, Anxiety & Why I Don’t Leave the House

    Welcome to Season Two of Leave Me Alone: The Antisocial Podcast. I’m recording this episode very sick, very tired, and very much still emotionally unpacking December — which feels like the correct energy for January. In this episode, I talk about:• starting Season Two in survival mode• why January is not the month for self-improvement• accidentally committing to twelve years of Elf on the Shelf• taking an anxious December trip to London• navigating the tube with a pushchair and my sanity barely intact• and why my wife is the calm in my chaos This isn’t a reset episode.It’s a recovery one. So if you’re feeling behind, foggy, or not quite back to yourself yet — you’re not alone. You’re just arriving. No vision boards.Just rest.

    9 min

  7. 28/12/2025

    New Year, New Me (But Make It Introvert-Friendly): Overthinking, Social Anxiety & Surviving January

    Welcome to Episode 12: New Year, New Me… But Calm Down.A brutally honest, funny, and painfully relatable deep dive into New Year’s Eve, social anxiety, introvert overwhelm, and the pressure to magically become a new person every January. If you’re an introvert, socially anxious human, chronic overthinker, or someone who enters every new year with equal parts hope and emotional exhaustion, this episode is for you. In this hyper-relatable, comedic New Year’s Special, we unpack: 🎆 New Year’s Eve anxiety— overstimulation, countdown panic, group conversations, and the pressure to “be fun” 🎆 Introvert struggles during holiday gatherings— the chaos, the noise, the social battery collapse, and the urge to Irish-exit at 9pm 🎆 The “new year, new me” culture— why it overwhelms introverts, anxious people, and anyone who doesn’t thrive on change 🎆 Overthinking everything from your outfit to your existence— because of course your brain wants to self-audit at 11:59pm 🎆 The truth about reinvention— why you don’t need a dramatic transformation to grow— why quiet progress counts— why slow starts and soft resets are just as valid 🎆 The Introvert’s New Year Promise— compassion, acceptance, rest, boundaries, and being human without guilt 🎆 A realistic approach to January— no pressure, no giant goals, no reinvention arc… just survival, softness, and snacks This episode blends humour, mental health awareness, introvert comfort, and real self-help for socially exhausted humans who want a fresh start without the chaos. If you search for things like: “new year anxiety” “introvert podcast” “funny mental health podcast” “social anxiety new year” “overthinking help” “holiday burnout” “new year reset for introverts” “relatable comedy podcast” “quiet new year ideas” “overwhelmed by new year” …you found the right place. This episode gives you permission to start the year gently, quietly, and exactly as you are. If you enjoy funny self-help, cosy chaos, and a podcast that understands introverts, social anxiety, and emotional burnout — follow the show so you never miss an episode. New year, same you — but with better boundaries, better snacks, and less pressure.

    8 min

  8. 21/12/2025

    Christmas Special: The Ultimate Introvert Survival Guide to Holiday Chaos (Funny, Relatable, Antisocial Edition)

    Welcome to the Xmas Special of the Leave Me Alone — Antisocial Podcast, where Christmas meets introvert chaos, holiday overstimulation, and painfully relatable antisocial humour. If you’re an introvert, socially anxious human, exhausted parent, or someone who Googles “how to avoid Christmas parties politely”… this episode is your emotional support blanket. In this Christmas Special, we walk through:✔️ How introverts survive holiday gatherings✔️ Funny Christmas struggles only socially awkward people understand✔️ Family chaos, overstimulation, and toddler Christmas energy✔️ Tactical introvert coping strategies for December✔️ Relatable holiday humour for anxious, quiet, or burnt-out humans✔️ Holiday self-care tips for people with low social battery✔️ How to handle Christmas parties when you want to go home immediately This episode mixes:🎄 Comedy🎄 Storytelling🎄 Real introvert struggles🎄 Antisocial self-help🎄 Cosy family moments🎄 Chaotic toddler energy🎄 Christmas survival hacks If you’re searching for: “funny Christmas podcast” “introvert holiday survival” “relatable Christmas story” “antisocial humour podcast” “holiday stress support for introverts” “Christmas anxiety help but funny” …you’re exactly in the right place. This Christmas special is a warm, chaotic, hilarious hug for anyone who feels socially overwhelmed by December — and needs a safe, quiet, relatable space to breathe. Follow the podcast for more introvert content, funny self-help, antisocial coping strategies, mental health comfort, and weekly relatable chaos.

    9 min
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Hate people? Me Too. Join me as i complain about society, awkwardly avoid human interaction, and turn my antisocial quirks into comedy gold. It's like therapy... If you therapist ignored you and made fun of everyone instead. Introverts, Misfits, and anyone who's ever ghosted a party - Welcome home.

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  • Creator
    Amy
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    23
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © Amy
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    Leave Me Alone