134 episodes

“Build your planet, keep in line… also clones."


Stellar Firma is a weekly Science Fiction, Comedy podcast following the misadventures of Stellar Firma Ltd.'s highest born but lowest achieving planetary designer Trexel Geistman and his bewildered clone assistant David 7. Join them each episode as they attempt to take listener submissions and craft them into the galaxy's most luxurious, most expensive and most questionably designed bespoke planets.
However, with Trexel's corporate shark of a line manager Hartro Piltz breathing down their necks and I.M.O.G.E.N., the station's omnipresent and omniinvasive stationwide A.I. monitoring those necks to within 3 decimal places, they'll be lucky to make it a week before being slurried and recycled into raw human resources.


Over 76 Episodes to enjoy in this long form audio drama.


For more information on Stellar Firma and our award winning fiction podcasts, visit www.rustyquill.com

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“Build your planet, keep in line… also clones."


Stellar Firma is a weekly Science Fiction, Comedy podcast following the misadventures of Stellar Firma Ltd.'s highest born but lowest achieving planetary designer Trexel Geistman and his bewildered clone assistant David 7. Join them each episode as they attempt to take listener submissions and craft them into the galaxy's most luxurious, most expensive and most questionably designed bespoke planets.
However, with Trexel's corporate shark of a line manager Hartro Piltz breathing down their necks and I.M.O.G.E.N., the station's omnipresent and omniinvasive stationwide A.I. monitoring those necks to within 3 decimal places, they'll be lucky to make it a week before being slurried and recycled into raw human resources.


Over 76 Episodes to enjoy in this long form audio drama.


For more information on Stellar Firma and our award winning fiction podcasts, visit www.rustyquill.com

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    • 1 min
    No Love For Spies

    No Love For Spies

    No Love For Spies

    No one understands Hartro and her world...
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    This is #4 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology.
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    Content warnings:

    - Alcohol use & alcoholism
    - Kidnapping
    - Bullying & insults
    - Snakes & snake bites
    - Physical violence & injury

    Discussions of: poisoning & death.
    Mentions of: threats of violence, food, restraints.
    SFX: ongoing buzzing, hissing, shouting & vocalised suffering, choking.

    Transcript: https://bit.ly/3BXuE3m

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    Stellar Firma created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
    Produced by Katie Seaton
    Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

    I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
    Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
    David 7: Ben Meredith
    Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

    'No Love For Spies' written and directed by Jenny Haufek
    'No Love For Spies' music by Katie Seaton, based on an improvisation by Jenny Haufek

    Editing: Maddy Searle, Katie Seaton and Nico Vettese
    Stellar Firma theme music: Samuel DF Jones
    Artwork: Anika Khan
    Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

    Featured SFX by Adam Wayne Gistarb, Susy Christiansen, WilliamJMeyer, joedeshon, Nimlos, rivernile7, JenFarrow, 7h3_lark, Breviceps, steveygos93, PatrickLieberkind and previously credited artists via freesound.org.

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    • 13 min
    David's Place

    David's Place

    David's Place

    For Board's sake, no one tell David 7 about the fourth wall.
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    This is #3 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology.
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    Content warnings:
    - Food
    - Alcohol & alcoholism

    SFX: whistling, canned laughter & applause, continuous meowing.

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    Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
    Produced by Katie Seaton
    Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

    I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
    Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
    David 7: Ben Meredith
    Trexel Geistman and Angry Jim: Tim Meredith
    Announcer: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
    KT the Coin Friend: Katie Seaton

    Written by Ben Meredith
    'David's Place' theme music by Katie Seaton, inspired by the song 'Little Clone Baby' by Tim Meredith

    Editing: Maddy Searle
    Stellar Firma theme music: Samuel DF Jones
    Artwork: Anika Khan
    Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

    Featured SFX by JarredGibb, 3bagbrew, Evil_Ear_Recordings, tim.kahn, 15FPanskaDavid_Matous, babagau, lchapman1980, joeboarder14, Leandri140029, InspectorJ, 15GPanskaZacekSamuel, and previously credited artists via freesound.org.

    Additional music:
    Frogs Legs Rag by Kevin MacLeod,
    Link to track: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5761-frogs-legs-rag
    Link to licence: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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    • 9 min
    Announcement: RQ Network Introducing Wave 2

    Announcement: RQ Network Introducing Wave 2

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    Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice Hour

    Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice Hour

    Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice Hour

    Hi, kids! Is it vice? Is it admiral? Is it fun? Then it's Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice Hour!

    Hooray!
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    This is #2 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology.
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    Content warnings:

    - Propaganda & dystopia
    - Dehumanisation & discrimination
    - Canon-typical trauma

    Discussions of: death, violence
    Mentions of: food
    SFX: bells

    Transcript: https://bit.ly/3zIEzZQ

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    Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
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    'Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice Hour' written and performed by Maddy Searle
    'Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice Hour' theme music performed by Maddy Searle, based on improvised song by Tim Meredith

    Editing: Maddy Searle
    Stellar Firma theme music: Samuel DF Jones
    Artwork: Anika Khan
    Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

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    • 7 min
    Time Bots!

    Time Bots!

    Geistman Productions proudly presents:

    Time Bots!

    "Sometimes a Time Bot has to play by the rules... without that, we are no better than a bunch of sundials."

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    This is #1 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology.
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    Content warnings:
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    Mentions of: guns, alcohol
    SFX: distorted sounds & voices, beeping, rain, explosions

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    'Time Bots!' written and performed by Tim Meredith
    'Time Bots!' theme music by Katie Seaton, built on an improvised song by Tim Meredith

    Editing: Maddy Searle
    Stellar Firma theme music: Samuel DF Jones
    Artwork: Anika Khan
    Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

    Featured SFX by freedomfightervictor, HeyHeyHHere, Dean-Raul_DiArchangeli, InspectorJ, SoundsExciting, Iwiploppenisse, couchHero, TolerableDruid6, JarredGibb, bone666138, naturenotesuk and previously credited artists via freesound.org.

    Additional music:
    Hitman by Kevin MacLeod
    Link to track: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3880-hitman
    Link to license: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

    Prelude and Action by Kevin MacLeod
    Link to track: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4236-prelude-and-action
    Link to license: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

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