The Montoyas

The Montoyas Podcast

Rugby League star Marcelo Montoya is a clean freak who makes sure everything in his life is ”just so”. His wife Tayla thrives on annoying her husband with her form of hilarious disorder, constantly keeping him on his toes. Once they start talking, the conversation could end up anywhere.   Join in as The Montoya’s lift the curtain on the life and relationship of Aussie imports assimilating into New Zealand as a newly married couple. Think Keeping Up with the Kardashians crossed with Modern Family and tune in for the podcast you never knew you needed. Follow: @themontoyaspodcast on TikTok and Instagram About The Hosts: Tayla Montoya is an ex-cheerleader with her roots from a large Italian Australian family, with all the passion and fire that comes with that. Most importantly, she is like that friend at the BBQ that is constantly surprising the group with a new questionable take, internet-based obsession or just something to annoy her husband. Marcelo Montoya is a Fijian Australian professional rugby league player and brings insight into what it actually means to be a professional sportsman. He is a little bit bogan, and a whole lot of a perfectionist. He strives for everything in his life to be centered and deliberate so he can perform at the highest level, while contending with his wife’s need to try and throw him off balance.

  1. 1 day ago

    Never Hook Up With Your Friends Wife

    *Join our Patreon* Sign up for a bonus episode each week and more, exclusive to paid subscribers. Plus massive news for Patreon subscribers, listen out in this weeks Patreon episode, you now have access to our hotline to leave us a message! Marcelo returns from his first wellbeing conference with plenty of new knowledge, no laptop and one very important question: why do the birds on Tangalooma Island sound like women screaming? He also nearly writes himself off on an ATV, proving once again that retirement hasn’t made him any less reckless. Tayla calls Marcelo out for his worst habit whenever he’s away: FaceTiming her late at night, then handing the phone to complete strangers while she’s braless, in her pyjamas and completely unprepared to meet his new best mates. The Montoyas unpack the AFL cheating scandal that has everyone talking. Should someone’s private life cost them a leadership role? Is cheating with your wife’s best friend ever just a “mistake”? And why are the two women receiving more attention than the man who was actually married? Plus, Tayla and Marcelo head back to school for a general knowledge showdown. With questions covering oceans, maths, planets and the human body, it quickly becomes clear the twins may need to find someone else to help with their homework. Also if your looking for a last minute fathers day present follow the link here for a special Budgy Smugglers X Montoyas collaboration: https://budgysmuggler.com.au/collections/the-montoyas If you’ve got an overseas trip coming up, download Saily and use the code “Montoyas” at checkout to receive 15% off your first purchase. If you’ve been thinking about property investment but don’t know where to begin, contact the team at Blue Wealth Property: ⁠montoyas@bluewealth.com.au⁠

  2. 26 Aug

    Marcelo Used All My Shampoo On His Receding Hairline

    Marcelo has been keeping a BIG secret from Tayla for the last two weeks—and somehow she never noticed. After finishing his own shampoo, Marc started flogging Tayla’s bottle every single day until there was absolutely nothing left. The real twist? Tayla hasn’t washed her hair in two weeks, so she had no idea it was missing. Now she knows exactly how she’s getting him back… WATCH THIS SPACE. The Montoyas also break down their massive appearance on Kyle Sandilands’ new live show. Tayla finally met her radio hero and Marc noticed that she suddenly Tayla had no problem waiting around for her idol however watch out if it's anyone else! Plus, Tayla calls out Marcelo for taking complete control of the music whenever he drives and reflects on just how much his taste has changed since they first met. He’s gone from blasting Lil Wayne’s “Lollipop” through the subwoofer in his Mitsubishi Lancer to knowing every popular country song under the sun. How times change. If you’ve got an overseas trip coming up, download Saily and use the code “Montoyas” at checkout to receive 15% off your first purchase. If you’ve been thinking about property investment but don’t know where to begin, contact the team at Blue Wealth Property: montoyas@bluewealth.com.au Subscribe to the channel and turn on notifications so you never miss an episode of The Montoyas. CHAPTERS 00:00 Welcome to The Montoyas 10:32 We should get a pet studio fish 14:50 Tayla reviews Khloé Kardashian’s podcast 18:21 Marcelo’s wildly inappropriate playlist 27:00 Tayla finally meets Kyle Sandilands 37:54 Marcelo’s secret shampoo confession 42:53 Marcelo’s obsession with cars 48:15 What we're invested in this week 58:03 Tayla plans to invade Marce’s office 01:02:34 A throwback voicemail from and old school mate

  3. 22 Jul

    If Toes Could Kill

    After receiving a flood of DMs and comments following last week's episode, Tayla and Marcelo realised they'd done the one thing they never intended to do... offend their listeners. So this week, they issue a heartfelt public apology from the bottom of their hearts. Will they learn from their mistakes? Fingers Crossed. Will it last? Well... at least for this episode. Tayla also celebrated a huge milestone in the gym, hitting her very first PB. It turns out all she needed was a new gym buddy who actually knows what they're doing. After years of convincing herself she'd been training hard, Tayla has come to the shocking realisation that she may have just been turning up. As it happens, nothing brings out her competitive side quite like having an audience in every single aspect of her life. Plus, thanks to Blue Wealth Property, we finally reach the last few pages of An Empyrean Awakening. After weeks of twists, questionable acting, and Marcelo's ever-growing collection of accents, the masterpiece comes to an end. Tayla finally unveils an accent of her own, while Marcelo delivers a closing performance as "The Guru" that leaves the door wide open for a sequel. If you think Tayla should write another script—or you've got ideas for the next one—let us know in the comments. If you want to find out more about Blue Wealth Property email montoyas@bluewealth.com.auDownload SAILY in your app store and use our code "montoyas" at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to ⁠https://saily.com/montoyas

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Rugby League star Marcelo Montoya is a clean freak who makes sure everything in his life is ”just so”. His wife Tayla thrives on annoying her husband with her form of hilarious disorder, constantly keeping him on his toes. Once they start talking, the conversation could end up anywhere.   Join in as The Montoya’s lift the curtain on the life and relationship of Aussie imports assimilating into New Zealand as a newly married couple. Think Keeping Up with the Kardashians crossed with Modern Family and tune in for the podcast you never knew you needed. Follow: @themontoyaspodcast on TikTok and Instagram About The Hosts: Tayla Montoya is an ex-cheerleader with her roots from a large Italian Australian family, with all the passion and fire that comes with that. Most importantly, she is like that friend at the BBQ that is constantly surprising the group with a new questionable take, internet-based obsession or just something to annoy her husband. Marcelo Montoya is a Fijian Australian professional rugby league player and brings insight into what it actually means to be a professional sportsman. He is a little bit bogan, and a whole lot of a perfectionist. He strives for everything in his life to be centered and deliberate so he can perform at the highest level, while contending with his wife’s need to try and throw him off balance.