THESE GUYS!

Benedict Polizzi & Joey Mulinaro

Comedians @benedictpolizzi and @JoeyMulinaro make fun of everything (every ep is about Brett Favre)

  1. 1 DAY AGO

    MARCH MADNESS AURA, BEST COLLEGE HOOPERS + PEYTON MANNING BEEF

    "Every guy during a bro hangout is secretly setting something up w a girl for later" We look back at the absolute glory of hanging out at lake houses in June and the feeling of dropping everything to go to a catholic school festival (not a religious pod). We finally face the hard truth about Broncos Peyton Manning and why he hates Indy. Plus we remember the most savage high school players we ever watched, draft the best months of the year during Mel's Best Available, play AFC vs NFC, talk about March Madness during spring break😍 and look back at how cold McDonald's All-American games used to be. Do we talk about Tyler Hansborough? No. Do we talk about Greg Paulus? No. Is Noel Devine a fake name? Ye 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com 1:08 - Diet and Pizza Stats5:34 - Papa Johns Breadsticks7:54 - 90s NFL Football Pads10:35 - Peyton Manning Broncos14:14 - Local TV Commercials14:49 - Best Months Ranked15:21 - October Fall Weather18:12 - December Holidays23:01 - May Indy 500 Racing24:42 - 90s NBA on NBC27:00 - Catholic School Days30:56 - November Thanksgiving33:23 - Michigan State Football36:21 - March Madness Hoops39:47 - Summer in June41:27 - Lake Houses in June45:07 - AFC vs NFC Fast Food49:14 - PB&J vs Grilled Cheese52:32 - Latrell Sprewell Knicks56:30 - NFL Ref Ron Torbert59:39 - Sports Radio Intro1:02:07 - College Hoopers 2009-20121:09:31 - HS Athlete Mt Rushmore1:10:12 - Ed McCaffrey Broncos1:12:37 - LeBron HS Highlights1:15:22 - OJ Mayo High School1:24:52 - Joe Mauer MLB Draft

    1h 31m
  2. 3 MAR

    NORMAL GUY COMBINE, DOWN BAD ACCUTANE + GRBAC GETS A GIRLFRIEND?

    "Nobody has gone from constantly having a dip in their mouth to being terrified to dip faster than Gerbach." Imagine the absolute heartbreak of watching your high school middle linebacker friend get a girlfriend and immediately trade his cut-off shirts and Grizzly Wintergreen for an Abercrombie V-neck. We look back at the glory days of Oklahoma Sooners shiny helmets and settle the debate on why the Florida Gators are strictly an AFC college football team. Plus, we draft the all-time greatest smells, from fresh tennis balls and AutoZone to the sheer danger of taking a whiff of arts and crafts rubber cement.  📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com 00:01:13 Discussion about calling Soulja Boy and rappers putting phone numbers in songs00:03:05 Hearing about running a normal guy combine to catch a loose dog00:04:36 Conversations about doing ladder drills and foot fires00:06:43 Remembering the linebacker name Elvis Grbac00:07:30 The trauma of being the high school acne kid and taking Accutane00:10:34 The absolute heartbreak of Gerbach dating a girl and changing his vibe00:14:13 Listening to memories of driving a rusty Ford Taurus00:15:24 Getting number one buzzcuts at Supercuts00:19:10 Realizing Gerbach is quitting dip for his new girlfriend00:26:55 Hearing about the shiny Oklahoma Sooners helmets and long numbers00:29:00 The glory of watching Oklahoma play in the Cotton Bowl00:29:42 Breaking down college football conference vibes00:30:52 Deciding why the Florida Gators are strictly an AFC team00:35:07 Drafting Mel's best available smells00:36:50 Making a gas station run for gummy worms00:39:10 The pure magic of opening a fresh can of tennis balls00:41:07 Remembering the 4:00 AM spring break departure smell00:44:38 Listening to memories of walking into AutoZone and hitting the plastic keyboard00:47:47 The underrated glory of pushing an orange cart around Home Depot00:52:24 Remembering the absolute heat of fresh blacktop parking lots00:56:40 Smelling fresh Play-Doh and subway bread01:00:38 The sheer danger of taking a whiff of rubber cement as a kid01:02:45 Falling to jersey death in moccasins01:05:22 Reading emails about nostalgia for Big East tournament hoops01:07:24 Hearing about dads on a BlackBerry with a trackball01:09:28 Discussing nostalgic games and Brett Favre on Monday Night Football01:12:13 Breaking down the athlete name bracket with Dexter McCluster01:16:48 Deciding between Euchre, pickup hoops, and senior skip day on a spring night

    1h 22m
  3. 24 FEB

    COMBINE SECRETS, BEER OLYMPICS DISASTERS + JEROME BETTIS HAS MY AIRPODS???

    Sneaking into the old school NFL Combine at the RCA Dome was basically an underground drug deal back in the day. Going through puberty with sweaty armpits and swollen nipples is an absolute nightmare that nobody ever warns you about. We also hit the clubhouse emails to break down the dead giveaways that a sports fan is old and why adult beer Olympics always end up being a total dumpster fire of girls crying and people puking in the yard. 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com 0:00 - Intro1:13 - The Cinci Jersey and Fat Shoulders2:20 - Puberty5:58 - The Combine Coaches' Sick Joke11:34 - Destiny: Being a Combine Coach12:41 - The Wisest 40-Yard Dash Guy15:00 - The Combine Quarterback16:41 - Combine Gear and Tai Streets20:40 - Michael Myers at the Combine26:56 - Clubhouse: Flanker27:07 - Old Guy Dead Giveaways30:30 - Launch Angle34:23 - Dads and AIM36:51 - AIM Versions40:35 - Beer Olympics47:41 - Clubhouse: Plaxico Burress' Mouthpiece48:58 - Jubilation Station50:35 - Other Cool Gear Alterations (Alvin Kamara, Sean Taylor)55:33 - Purdue (NFC) vs. IU (AFC)57:49 - Hate the Team or the Fan?58:50 - Jubilation Station1:07:16 - Bettis Airpods

    1h 19m
  4. 11 FEB

    HAIR TRANSPLANT SURGERY, JEFF SATURDAY EYELINER + THE COACH'S DAUGHTER

    The boys kick things off by breaking down the absolute panic of nervous-talking to Kevin Gates at the Grammys, spotting Urban Meyer in full Ohio State gear at the airport, and Joey's insane experience getting his third hair transplant while completely awake. We then hit the Clubhouse to debate the strict unwritten rules of office pizza etiquette, relive the terrifying lore of high school substitute teachers, and discuss the ultimate danger of making out with your varsity coach's daughter. We finish with a deep dive into why you need to replace the family photos at your cubicle with vintage Dante Hall and Vince Carter posters.  *📬 SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com *🎧 Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 *🍻 Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro *🧢 50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com 00:00 Intro & Airport Candy Strategies10:30 Nervous Energy at the Grammys & Tyra Banks18:15 Jeff Saturday's Eyeliner & Hating Drake Maye24:00 Joey's Awake Hair Transplant35:40 Making Out With The Coach's Daughter45:10 Substitute Teacher Urban Legends52:30 Middle School Arcade Lock-Ins01:05:00 Office Pizza Etiquette & Cubicle Posters

    1h 18m
  5. 3 FEB

    GIRLS GETTING READY STRESS, DOWN BAD IN MATH + MENDOZA IS A HUNTY?

    Dive into the absolute misery of bombing your middle school math tests and praying for completion grades from the linebacker-turned-teacher, before reliving the ultimate nightmare of broadcasting a high school game to an audience of four while giving your family computer a virus. We then hit the Clubhouse to debate the insane pregame stress of girls getting ready in a dorm room, the shocking reality of the high school "weed kid" graduating from Harvard, and the terrifying armpit-sweating anxiety of walking across the bleachers at a varsity basketball game. We finish with a breakdown of the most electric Jon Gruden miked-up moments and drop the ultimate survival guide for dodging day-one hangovers at three-day bachelor parties. 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com 00:00:00 The Philosophy of a Solid C Grade00:00:45 The New Digs: Moving to a Co-Working Space00:03:46 Team Jordan Shoes and the B-Minus Budget00:04:47 Flirting with the Honor Roll00:06:55 After-School Help and College Math Struggles00:11:40 Dad's Math Meltdowns00:16:55 Listener Email: Volleyball Broadcasting & Virus-Riddled Apps00:20:06 Joey's Anxiety-Inducing College Radio Broadcast00:25:59 Listener Email: The Weed Kid Who Went to Harvard00:35:34 Listener Email: High School Gym Entrance Social Anxiety00:46:48 The Mystery of Neighbor Dan00:49:02 Listener Email: Is Fernando Mendoza a Hunty?00:54:29 Listener Email: Miked Up as a Math Teacher & Favorite NFL Moments01:01:28 Listener Email: Bachelor Party & Wedding Survival Guide01:11:16 Wrap Up and Outro

    1h 12m
  6. 20 JAN

    DOWN BAD ON PARLAYS, THE PHONE SIT + MAJESTIC JERSEYS

    Throwing in a dip on a first date at an Indian casino is the ultimate guy activity. The post-Super Bowl no man's land is officially here, which means it is time to look back at the elite nostalgia of Brisco High Nike commercials and why grown men are still shedding tears over vintage Michael Jordan ads. We also hit the clubhouse emails to break down the golden era of twelve dollar Steve and Barrys hoodies and why you need to start scheduling fake steakhouse board meetings just to drink beers with your friends. 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com 00:00:00 - Intro & Sports No Man's Land00:00:30 - Charlie Batch & Local Sports Media00:03:07 - TG Origin Story: The Cat Sit & Knee Cyst00:05:08 - Ale Emporium: The Strip Mall Takeover & Game Day00:10:33 - The 'Pre-Programmed' TV Excuse & Hotel Bit00:13:17 - The Target Audience & Joey's Advice00:16:47 - Listener Email: Post-Super Bowl Sports & Purdue Basketball00:33:04 - Legendary Nike High School Commercials00:41:10 - Keeping in Touch: Board Meetings & Bro Hugs00:47:44 - Listener Email: College Merch & Stephen Berries00:55:10 - Listener Email: Earliest Sporting Event Memories01:07:07 - Wrap-Up & Final Plugs

    1h 9m

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Comedians @benedictpolizzi and @JoeyMulinaro make fun of everything (every ep is about Brett Favre)

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