BaKChat

BaKChat

BaK to School, BaK to Work, BaK to the Gym - BakChat is a podcast that'll keep you company

  1. 18/03/2025

    S4E5 “Techo Raver Gothbilly Goddess”

    This week’s episode of BaKchat has Bryan & Krista in full on MAYHEM mode analyzing in the world of GAGA! The pair break down the album with Gaga lore, unsolicited singing & a full song evaluation that no one asked for, but we all needed. But first – the pair relive all the epic moments from Krista’s STAGETTE with stories you don’t want to miss. Fake sponsors include Calia lip gloss and Fluevog Shoes. The pair take a trip to the stars for a blind astro-off of the signs as Gaga songs AND dive into the unconscious world to analyze a dream (read: alien visitation) for Krista. All this and so much more!

    1h 57m

  2. 05/02/2025

    S4E4 “Our Tits Are Online”

    On this episode of BaKChat, things get a little bit spicy for some Valentine’s fun! Krista’s fake sponsor is Blush Lingerie (linger-ee, anyone?), while Bryan gushes over the app Red Book. Grammy nominations are discussed, and the pair share their own guesses and hopes for the winners in the top four categories. Spoiler: only one guess was correct—congrats to Chappell Roan! In Your Dreams is back, but this time with a nightmare that will either leave you howling with laughter or haunted for life. It’s in the Stars features some astrological advice for the perfect Valentine’s date for each sign. Find us on Instagram: @bakchatpodcast Send us your dream for a chance to be featured: bakchatpodcast@gmail.com

    1h 51m

  3. 16/12/2024

    S4E3 Tinsel, Tidings, and Total Chaos – “None Of This is Podcastable”

    BaKChat’s Christmas Finale: Drunk, Unhinged, and Definitely Getting Us Coal This holiday trainwreck is packed tighter than Santa’s sack, and spoiler: it’s spilling over with b******e jokes, T-Swift fangirling, and just the right amount of drunken debauchery to ruin Christmas dinner. Let’s break it down: Bryan Met Taylor Swift’s Mom: Yeah, you read that right. We love it. Krista’s Holiday Hell: First car accident? Check. Lost ornaments? Double check. But she’s back to drink through the pain—Santa mugs NOT optional. Zodiac Signs as the 12 Days of Christmas: Forget “lords a-leaping”—how about Geminis a-sh*tposting? It’s messy, loud, and somehow also a carol. Fake Sponsors, Real Energy: Huge shoutouts to Hailey and Nillionaire Club for the nostalgic holiday vibes. Tushy for keeping things cheeky, Edna’s for making Dry January look classy, and MyNameNecklace.com—because nothing says “the holidays” like a personalized chain and shameless product placement. Irish Accents That Should Be Illegal: Was it offensive? Probably. Are we sorry? Absolutely not. It’s In the Stars: Forget “Lords a-leaping”—this chaotic carol reimagines the 12 Days of Christmas through the zodiac, and let’s just say, no sign makes it out unscathed. Want us to tackle your wildest dreams next season? Write us! Otherwise, next year’s carol is going full Broadway, and trust us—you don’t want to hear Bryan try to hit those high notes. This episode is rowdy, inappropriate, and borderline incriminating. If you’re not listening with a drink in hand, are you even doing the holidays right? Press play and let BaKChat wreck your halls. Happy freaking holidays, you filthy animals!

    2h 1m

  4. 01/11/2024

    S4E2 “We Try to Put the Sensual Back in Non-Consensual”

    This week on BaKChat, things get real weird, real fast. First up, we’re throwing it back with some of our most dramatic emo crushes that still haunt us in the best (and worst) ways. Then we dive headfirst into a pandemic “kumbaya” moment that no one asked for but everyone somehow remembers. But the main event? Our jaw-dropping, brain-frying review of the ‘Resolve Black Crotchless Baby Doll Women’s Fishnet Body Stocking.’ Think crotchless, fishnets, and a one-piece ‘baby-doll stripper pack’ situation that left us speechless and mildly traumatized. Don’t say we didn’t warn you. Fake Sponsors:Big shoutout to this week’s Fake Sponsors: @elizabethpedersonhair (making hair magic happen) and Model Express, for when you want to look like a superstar on no notice, no budget, and even fewer standards. It’s in the Stars:B & K have consulted the cosmos, and let’s just say it’s a wild ride. Tune in for astrological wisdom you won’t get anywhere else, and maybe brace yourself for some truths you didn’t know you needed with a TUSHY twist! Ask us about our buttholes! Parental Advisory:To our Moms: seriously, do not listen. We mean it. This episode is so NSFM (Not Safe For Moms), it’s practically radioactive. Everyone else? Hit play and enjoy the chaos. Write us anytime at bakchatpodcast@gmail.com!

    1h 50m

  5. 03/09/2024

    S4E1 “The Boyfriend Fit Episode”

    We’re baaack! After 84 long years, Bryan and Krista are back with a bit more timber in their foundation and all the classic segments we know you’ve been not even thinking about! Fake sponsors include Henry’s Photos and Yoto. Yay! Bryan and Krista share their top 5 can’t live without products and want to know yours – “what are we missing!?” It’s in the stars features all the signs as types of people at high school (is Capricorn REALLY the sexiest principal!?)Cue up an extra long errand for this chonker and please don’t hold us accountable for what we said after 10pm!! Feeling chatty? Drop us a line at bakchatpodcast@gmail.com

    1h 55m

  6. 04/06/2021

    S3 “Belinda, if You’re Listening…Please Reach Out!”

    This week, B & K keep it short and sweet for episode 2 of Season 3. Fake Sponsors include Pulp Fiction (the Vancouver bookstore!) and the book “The First 40 Days” by Heng Ou. The pair discuss a range of topics including what Jesus would think of his representation today, vacuum sealing babies in the womb, semen analysis, and throw ALL the Carly’s some love. ‘It’s in the Stars’ is all about Geminis and the signs who love to love & hate them. Write us anytime: bakchatpodcast@gmail.com

    38 min

  7. 11/05/2021

    S3 “What was the Pubic Hair Trend of the 80s?”

    BaKChat’s Season 3 premiere episode reveals some BIG life changes for both Krista and Bryan that have the future of recording BaKChat in an unpredictable state! Fake sponsors include Evo and Tushy (we all need a Tushy…like, trust us, we do!!!). Krista’s not the only one with pregnancy-related updates to share this week; tune in to hear Bryan’s exciting news! ‘It’s in the Stars’ this week features the BEST and WORST things we could do for each sign for Mother’s Day. Write us anytime: bakchatpodcast@gmail.com

    1h 24m

  8. 24/03/2021

    S2 Finale “I’m Totally Gay For Dicks!”

    Welcome to SEXPISODE 34+35 aka the Season 2 finale of BaKChat! Joined by BaKChat University tenured and accredited sexologist, Vanessa! Vanessa’s second time on the show did not disappoint as the trio revisited their original test results from 2 years ago on www.bdsmtest.org and compared them to their latest results. Topics range from covid relationships, sex parties, non-monogamy, jealousy, chat roulette, pregnancy sex, and who could forget ‘Jaculatin’ (hint: you won’t be able to after listening to this episode!). ‘It’s in the Stars’ explores the signs abilities as monogamous, monogam-ish, or non-monogamous, and Bryan and Krista’s astrological accreditations are brought into question! Thank you to everyone who listened to Season 2 of BaKChat! We are so excited to share this must-listen finale with you. Stay tuned for a Season 3 premiere of BaKChat coming soon and as always, don’t forget to wipe front to BaK! xo B&K Write us anytime: bakchatpodcast@gmail.com

    1h 56m
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BaK to School, BaK to Work, BaK to the Gym - BakChat is a podcast that'll keep you company

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  • Creator
    BaKChat
  • Years Active
    2018 - 2025
  • Episodes
    69
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Show Website
    BaKChat