Morning Somewhere Burnie Burns

Burnie and Ashley discuss getting sorted into houses, Burnie's weird high school, and Scarlett Johansson's lawyers protecting us all, all the time. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

Ashley steps in and does the intro while Burnie's voice recovers and they discuss helicopter crashes, Sean Combs, the great SNL Weekend Update joke swap tradition, and a massive round up of weekend news. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning20:00 Arrest in Buscemi Attack04:14 SNL Joke Swap05:30 The Danger of Youth07:20 Kendrick Lamar vs Michael Che08:15 Leaning Into Viral Success09:10 Fallout is a Monster for Amazon10:00 Dumb Viewing...

Burnie and Ashley discuss the new Witcher photos, the buzz coming out of Cannes and the latest developments on stories from the week. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning01:30 Gerald of Riverside03:20 Feeling Froggy03:50 Handsome Hollywood Heroes04:35 Where Thor Went Wrong05:35 Furiosa06:35 Megalopolis Reception07:35 Malkovich Impressions09:35 The Guy Who Learned About Steve Buscemi10:05 Oh The Fight is on Netflix10:50 N...

Burnie sits nearby while Ashley discusses her beautiful feet, flashing the population of Ireland, and when it's A-OK to get peed on.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Jake Paul & Mike Tyson face off, the opening of the Cannes Film Festival, and people's shocking lack of self preservation. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning01:15 Bulls on the Beach04:10 Paul v Tyson Face Off07:35 NBA Playoffs09:00 Bluey Las Vegas Disaster14:00 Can You Match Her Eating Speed16:20 Dirt Dog Las Vegas16:50 Cannes Kicks Off18:00 Megalopolis20:30 Cat People23:05 Mega Movie Star B...

Burnie and Ashley discuss people not using Bumble to not have sex, OpenAI's Her Moment and the return of the stock market apes. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning00:40 Meme Stocks Roaring Back06:50 ChatGPT Goes Siri15:00 Rough Night Mr President16:15 Programs Programming Programs18:10 Bumble Fumble24:00 Uncanny Valley Gets Spooky25:00 Thank You and Goodnight