The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

4.7 (1.3K)
COMEDY
UPDATED SEMIWEEKLY

The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

6 HR. AGO

TMS 2784: Baby Spit Rice

YOU TOO TALL. Flirting with the Kabob Guy. Zipper Major. Swagtastic. Fartgas In The Bar Car. In the Poo Pipe. A Brevity of Dunaways. Taiwan the Cheese Doodle. Can-a-Sherpa. Nipple high Asian lady. Yeastie Boys. YOU CAN EAT CHEWED RICE. Poncho certified. Nakatomi air vents. Making Comics Takes Blood, Sweat and Tears, But Mostly Blood, with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 37m
4 DAYS AGO

TMS 2783: Skull Tunnels

The Small Ones Are Hard. I'm Nicholas Longform. Coming off the bone weird. Licensed Cork Dork. Extending Your Straw with Age. Earthy Toad of a Mushroom. Never Too Soon for a Dandruff Sandwich. A Little Vinyl and A Free Hotel Room. Tastes Like Dark Purple. You Had Your Ovary Thing. Edward Steroidhands. Cherries Are Red, Cherries Are Supposed To Be Red. Carter, but without the stem. The Marble Problem. Hiigh Anxietyy with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2h 2m
5 DAYS AGO

TMS 2782: Put a Corp in it

A box of uselessness. Mom's Berfday. 3 wick fart candle. Running Man Corp. Jeff Spicoli DDS. Chief McDreamy. Y'allternative. All disembodied hands meeting. Dillweed and Monkeyguts. You down with OCP? Gownless evening strap. I'd Watch He-Woman. I'll Be at the Roundabout. Toblerphones with Tom. Getting Used To the Cinnamon Stick w/ Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 58m
6 DAYS AGO

TMS 2781: Beatle Fight!

Unfortunately I do not have an episode title within the provided guidelines. No Sleep Til Crowning. Catholic handcuffs. I don't like Beards of Beeeeeeees. A Faux pas and a Fupa. Chubby Broccoli Soup. Arrested in Pope Town. PEACE AND LOVE. Horrifying Ladybug Wingspan. Corn-Based Chippage. I Enjoy Cold Sushiiiiiiiiii. Won't You Consider The Worm? That fish has six fingers! Simple Pimple Dimple. JERK! with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 15m
FEB 17

TMS 2780: Brave Nude World

Full Frontal Ford. 2% chance of having six fingers. Nice, Supple Rubber. Grover The first Muppet President. Old Trinos. Mayor is a Democat. Nachos in a bag. PostageStampJr.com. Size of a Mexican Villa. Brian Ibbott Movie Goer and Gambler Man. You've Won the Jug! Chevy Blazar. Adolf Grover. Isn't there a Spiderman Film Called Something Home? Making Stuff Scientifically with Bill/Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 38m
FEB 12

TMS 2779: Beige on Air Light

Unexpected Horseradishing. Oh No! Where Did I Park My Phone?! Dropping Bombs Like a TIE Fighter. Craftsman Wounds vs Dumbass Wounds. Mom's Sewing Scissors Are Sacred. Cockpit toobs. What are you a HOBO? Bean juice in my cuts. A Broken President is Right Twice a Term. Frogpants Transparency Office. Badass vs Stupid. They only knew the doot doot. Nickel For Your Thoughts. Migration, All I've Ever Wanted with Tom. The Spag does not want to Go Low with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2h 23m
FEB 11

TMS 2778: Great Gum Pockets!

AutoKarenPhobia. Missi-friggin-sippi. Can you check my pockets? Scoot McAffleck. The Shampoo Debate. Dip your Poodle. Puzzle Pint Go Bag. Born with Flouride Suckers in Their Mouths. I just doxxed Lyfteeeeees. Brian of the Nice Face. Unexpected Olive Oil. Show Me the Moneys. Get for content pissed. So, you've got this zombie tooth. What the Fuqua with TV's Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 27m
FEB 10

TMS 2777: By Morons, for Morons

I curse you! Decapacitated. March of the Pangolin. The Tijuana Chess Set is a Bad Move. The Curse of Stonehenge. The Moon Does Want it Wants. I can totally see why Chuck Likes it. Alexander Popped Off. I Backed The Wrong Russian. Cold Hands McGee was Correct. The Pickle Hustle. Awesome sauce Kim. Elbow to Mouth Avoidance. Getting your Colonoscopies in sync. No Dice, ICE! w Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 28m

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Blerp bleep

10/09/2023

🐌🐋

I follow and listen to lots of podcasts off and on depending on how much time I have, and this is the one that I continually come back to :)
Vibe seems off lately

11/07/2024

Jacob and Jamal

I’ve listened to this podcast for many years, as far back as the 2010s I can remember. But lately I can barely make it through episodes. I feel like the things they talk about is rambling or out of touch, or so very specific to them that I can’t relate. I’ll keep listening to give them benefit of a doubt for a while longer, but the spark once there, seems dull now.
My favorite Podcast of All Time

06/10/2023

OhKaeNearLA

Been listening to Scott for 15 years. I’ve recently decided to actually be a part of the community and it’s been awesome. Great people great content. Love the show tho!
Left wing show

09/12/2023

Maine-ah in Vermont

Funny how they don’t mention what a train wreck their president Biden is, but they bash republicans daily. If you like to listen to a socialist-racist and a leftist side kick that laughs at the dumb jokes like a stoner,this is the show for you. They seem to like questionable behavior of others and have a clear agenda against Elon Musk or anyone not a communist.

The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.