DadTails

DadTails Media, LLC

Two dads — five years of friendship deep — talking life, family, faith, and business, one drink at a time. Pete Taylor and Ryan Johnson pour a cocktail, get real about raising kids and building work that matters, and run it all through a faith lens. Pull up a chair. DadTails is a personal project — views are our own, not our employers'. Entertainment, not professional advice. As an Amazon Associate, DadTails earns from qualifying purchases.

Episodes

  1. 2d ago

    Ep 7 — "Who Is My Neighbor?"

    Two dads, a cocktail made of nothing but green Chartreuse, and the question underneath a week of grocery bills: who is my neighbor? Pete pours The Silent Order — 110 proof Chartreuse standing alone, named for the Carthusians who have been making it in silence since long before any of this. Then Luke 10, the Good Samaritan, and the part people skip: a lawyer asked Jesus who counts as a neighbor, and the answer was a story. Ryan's version is a broken mailbox post, a neighbor in a Facebook group who asked the same question he'd just answered for himself, a friend's flooded yard and a borrowed tamper, and eighty people with chainsaws the morning the trees came down. The world globalized; the place you can actually show your kids how to care for someone is still the street you live on. Then the grocery store. The checkout aisle and the fast no. The thing Ryan's family does instead — grab it, hold it, take a picture, it goes on the birthday list — and Pete admitting it would not survive first contact in his house. Why the milk is at the back. What a life-size Kerplunk is doing in a basement. Tariffs, and two dads who don't care where you land politically saying the quiet part: the end customer pays, and prices that go up do not come back down. It lands on a children's book. Maddie's Fridge, by Lois Brandt — two best friends, and one of them has an empty refrigerator. Sometimes the guy on the side of the road isn't beaten half to death. Sometimes it's an empty fridge, and you don't know what anyone else is going through. CHAPTERS 00:00 Cold open — sometimes it is that empty fridge 00:12 DadTails — EP 7 00:20 Welcome in — back from Pittsburgh 03:15 Fact check — the teacher-salaries thing 04:45 The pour — The Silent Order 11:16 Faith — who is my neighbor? (Luke 10) 19:02 Neighbors who show up 22:40 Family — not no, not right now 23:13 The Costco Kerplunk 26:48 Grab it, take a picture 30:32 Business — tariffs are taxes 39:40 Pay the bills — RYZE mushroom coffee 40:58 What a good living costs now 42:51 Maddie's Fridge — hidden hunger 45:22 Next week on DadTails THE POUR — The Silent Order. Two ounces of green Chartreuse, half an ounce of lime, half an ounce of water, seven sweet basil leaves. Shaken, never muddled — muddle the basil and it turns bitter — then double-strained into a coupe. Green Chartreuse is made by Carthusian monks from around 130 plants, and it is the only liqueur that gives its colour its name. Their motto translates as: the cross is steady as the world turns. The full kit and every tool: https://dadtails.com/gear CORRECTION — the steel and aluminium tariffs mentioned around 38:58 were enacted in 2018 under Section 232, not 2016, and they applied broadly rather than to China alone; the China-specific action that year was Section 301. MENTIONED — Luke 10:25-37, the Good Samaritan · Maddie's Fridge by Lois Brandt · Cocktail Codex and Meehan's Bartender Manual · RYZE mushroom coffee · the Carthusians and Stat crux dum volvitur orbis THE FIELD NOTES — one email a week: the episode before it's public, plus the cocktail and the kit. https://dadtails.beehiiv.com/subscribe Roast us: info@dadtails.com. We read every email, and we'll read it live. Music from #Uppbeat — "Groove Sauce" by Stan Town. As an Amazon Associate, DadTails earns from qualifying purchases. DadTails is a personal project — views are our own, not our employers'. Entertainment, not professional advice.

  2. Sep 10

    Ep 6 — "Future You Doesn't Need Money"

    Two dads, a Hemingway Daiquiri, and back-to-school week. Pete got both kids dropped off, nobody cried, and it stung anyway. Ryan brings Matthew 6 — the lilies of the field, the birds that get fed — in a week where his two-year-old was supposed to start preschool and instead threw up every night, no fever, no answers. Pete's oldest got swimmer's ear before she'd been in the pool once. None of that goes on Instagram, which is the point. The weeks that don't make the feed are the ones where your kids watch what "I love you" looks like: waking up at 2:00 AM, getting puked on, changing the sheets, being there. Then the money. 45.7% of US households have no retirement account. The median balance for the ones that do is $87,000. 37% of US adults couldn't cover something over $400 in cash. 65% of non-retirees say they're not on track. Ryan says he'll retire at 60 and hopes to see 80; Pete asks whether $87,000 covers twenty years. And the wild card neither of them can size: if AI changes what work is, what does retirement even mean? Pete, speaking broadly: if you think future you doesn't need money, you're an idiot. But then a Great Wolf Lodge day pass, a $6.50 churro at Disneyland, and where they land. Save for tomorrow. Spend on the things your kids are still talking about ten days later. And be right there where your feet are, because presence beats the money either way. THE POUR — The Hemingway Daiquiri, also called the Papa Doble. White or silver rum, maraschino liqueur, grapefruit and lime, no simple syrup. Shaken, because shaking is what wakes the citrus up. The story goes Hemingway wanted his daiquiri with less sugar and more rum so he could put a few more away. The classic and the Hemingway are both in Meehan's Bartender Manual. The full kit and every tool: https://dadtails.com/gear MENTIONED — Matthew 6, the lilies of the field · Mr. Sloth, the book Pete reads to his kids · Cocktail Codex and Meehan's Bartender Manual · Great Wolf Lodge, Kansas City · Disneyland churros · The Bench, a new format launching soon THE FIELD NOTES — one email a week: the episode before it's public, plus the cocktail and the kit. https://dadtails.beehiiv.com/subscribe Roast us: info@dadtails.com. We read every email, and we'll read it live. Music from #Uppbeat — "Groove Sauce" by Stan Town. As an Amazon Associate, DadTails earns from qualifying purchases. DadTails is a personal project — views are our own, not our employers'. Entertainment, not professional advice.

  3. Sep 3

    Ep 5 — The Starter Home Is Dead

    Two dads, The Last of the Oaxacans, and a stat Ryan drops before anyone says hello: the median first-time home buyer is now 40 years old, and first-time buyers are a record-low 21% of the market. $110,000 of income to afford a typical US home. $71,000 for a starter home, on one earner, at 6.7%. The numbers turn out to be the smaller half. Pete walks through the prodigal son — the son who wasted all of it and still believed he could go home — and Ryan lands on what's underneath it: home has to be the place where the porch light stays on. From there it's a daughter asking her dad to help with her swim strokes for the first time ever, Toy Story and "When Somebody Loved Me," and the line neither of them lets go of — you never stop needing your parents. You just need them differently. Then back to the houses, and an answer they arrive at from two directions at once. Stop caring about the stuff. Start caring about the people. Be the Joneses. Recorded on a Monday, because Thursday's take wasn't good enough. CHAPTERS 00:00 Cold open — someday they're not gonna ask you 00:18 DadTails — EP 5 00:26 Welcome in 01:25 The pour — The Last of the Oaxacans 05:06 Faith — the prodigal son 16:47 Family — they need you differently 20:00 The Royals detour 23:17 Pay the bills — Yoto and Big Bible Stories 25:32 Toy Story — when somebody loved me 30:09 You never stop needing your parents 32:57 Business — the starter home is gone 41:48 Be the Joneses 45:33 Next week on DadTails THE POUR — The Last of the Oaxacans. Equal parts mezcal, maraschino liqueur, green Chartreuse and fresh lime; shaken, double strained, served up. A riff on The Last Word (Detroit, 1910) with the gin swapped for mezcal — about 85–90% of mezcal comes from Oaxaca, which is where the name comes from. Green Chartreuse is still made by monks; only three know the whole recipe. The full kit and every tool: https://dadtails.com/gear MENTIONED — Yoto, the screen-free audio player · Big Bible Stories for Little Hearts · City Brim Co. and the Ball Boy tee (not sponsored, Pete just wears it) · Toy Story and "When Somebody Loved Me" THE FIELD NOTES — one email a week: the episode before it's public, plus the cocktail. https://dadtails.beehiiv.com/subscribe Say hello: info@dadtails.com Music from #Uppbeat — "Groove Sauce" by Stan Town. As an Amazon Associate, DadTails earns from qualifying purchases. DadTails is a personal project — views are our own, not our employers'. Entertainment, not professional advice.

  4. Aug 27

    Ep 4 — Rest or Sloth?

    Two dads, one Boulevardier, and a disagreement they never actually settle. Ryan brings back something a coworker in Germany told him — Sunday noise laws, no mowing, no vacuuming with the windows open. Out here, everyone and their mother is cutting grass on a Sunday. That opens Mark 2:27: the Sabbath was made for man, not man for the Sabbath. Then they split. Pete says sitting still feels like squandering a gift, and that getting the house in order and the kids settled is rest. Ryan answers with St. Augustine — our hearts are restless until they rest in you — and argues there's a spiritual rest underneath the physical one. Neither lands it cleanly, and Pete tells Ryan to his face that he just restated Pete's position in different words so he wouldn't have to be wrong. On faith at home: it isn't a program you teach, it's ambient. Your kids are copying what you do, not what you say — which is why performing it in front of them does the most damage. And Pete on what being a godparent actually means: tethering your soul to another, and standing at the gates to make sure she gets in. Then, where work ends. 87% of new professional job postings are fully on-site. 36% of US employers added required on-site days this year. The debate stopped being about butts in seats and became about boundaries — and the wall that used to separate work from home is gone and isn't coming back. So who draws the line, your employer or you? Pete tells the handshake story from a $6M deal in the thick of the pandemic. Nobody has it figured out. That's the show. CHAPTERS 00:00 Cold open — Sunday noise laws 00:20 DadTails — EP 4 00:25 Welcome in 01:33 The pour — The Boulevardier 04:45 Faith — rest vs. sloth (Mark 2:27) 16:51 Family — faith in the home 28:14 Pay the bills — Grüns 29:31 Business — where work ends 50:59 Next week on DadTails THE POURThe Boulevardier — bourbon, Campari, sweet vermouth. Named for the "man about town," credited to American expat Erskine Gwynne in 1920s Paris. The original is equal parts; we build it whiskey-forward at an ounce and a half. The bar kit we actually use: https://dadtails.com/gear MENTIONEDMark 2:27 · St. Augustine, Confessions · Grüns · Scott O'Neil, "Be Where Your Feet Are" — Ryan doesn't name the book on the show, but that's it, and the title is the phrase we keep coming back to. THE FIELD NOTESOne email a week — the new episode before it's public, and the cocktail from the show: https://dadtails.beehiiv.com/subscribe Got a cocktail you want us to pour, or something you want us to argue about? info@dadtails.com Music from #Uppbeat — "Groove Sauce" by Stan TownAs an Amazon Associate, DadTails earns from qualifying purchases.DadTails is a personal project — views are our own, not our employers'. Entertainment, not professional advice.

  5. Aug 6

    Ep 1 — The Fast No

    Two dads, one Old Fashioned, and an honest hour. Pete and Ryan open with the cocktail that started it all, then get into the thing every father recognizes and nobody names: the fast no. The reflex answer you give your kid — not because the answer is no, but because your head is already five steps ahead, and the quickest way to quiet it is to say no. From there: the Parable of the Talents and what it costs to sit on a gift. What our own dads modeled, the good and the bad. And a real disagreement about AI — whether it takes the entry-level jobs our kids are walking toward, and what you'd actually tell them if they graduated tomorrow. Nobody has it figured out. That's the show. CHAPTERS 00:00 The fast no 00:21 Pull up a chair — the Old Fashioned 03:37 Faith: the Parable of the Talents 07:00 Why we restarted DadTails 09:20 Our own dads 12:45 The fast no, in full 16:28 Our kids don't need us to be perfect 20:28 AI — and not the fun kind 32:57 What would you tell your kids? 37:18 No job is too small 43:16 Pull up a chair with us THE POUR The Old Fashioned. Bourbon or rye, a sugar cube, Angostura, a splash of water. That's all you need. The bar kit we actually use: https://dadtails.com/gear THE FIELD NOTES One email a week — the new episode before it's public, and the cocktail from the show: https://dadtails.beehiiv.com/subscribe Music from #Uppbeat — "Groove Sauce" by Stan Town DadTails is a personal project — views are our own, not our employers'. Entertainment, not professional advice.

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Two dads — five years of friendship deep — talking life, family, faith, and business, one drink at a time. Pete Taylor and Ryan Johnson pour a cocktail, get real about raising kids and building work that matters, and run it all through a faith lens. Pull up a chair. DadTails is a personal project — views are our own, not our employers'. Entertainment, not professional advice. As an Amazon Associate, DadTails earns from qualifying purchases.