LIBERTY PIRATES

LIBERTY PIRATES
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Pirate adventures teaching kids anarcho-capitalism. Fun stories and liberty lessons. Ahoy, freedom!

  1. 3D AGO

    Episode 22: The Middleman

    Ahoy, crew! I have extra fish! My friend Lily has extra apples! We're gonna trade! Nice! Fair trade, everyone wins! But WAIT. A captain walked up and said: "You can't trade with each other. You have to trade through ME." Uh oh. The Middleman! He took my fish. Took Lily's apples. Then he gave me THREE apples and gave her TWO fish. But we BOTH had five! What happened to the rest? HE kept them! He said it's his "fee" for helping us! But you didn't NEED help! You two were doing just fine! Exactly! We WANTED to trade. We were RIGHT next to each other. Why do we need HIM? You don't! But HE wants a cut. So he makes a rule: "Go through me!" Now he gets YOUR stuff for doing NOTHING! Liberty Lesson: If two people want to trade, they don't need a middleman. When someone FORCES you to use them, ask: Why? What do THEY get? Jab: If you wanna give your friend a cookie, do you need a grown-up to hand it over? NO! You just give it! Same thing! We could trade OURSELVES. The middleman just wanted our stuff! Quest: If someone says "You have to go through ME," ask: Why? What's YOUR cut? What happens if I just... don't? Trade free, crew! Liberty Pirates don't need middlemen! #LibertyPirates #TradeFree #NoMiddleman

    2 min

  2. 5D AGO

    Episode 21: The Big Lie

    Ahoy, crew! Salty Sam told a HUGE lie today. He said there's a MONSTER under the ship! Everyone freaked out! Is there a monster? NO! I looked! Nothing there! So why did everyone believe him? It was SO big and crazy—nobody thought he'd make up something THAT wild! That's the Big Lie Trick! Little lies get caught easy. "I didn't eat the cookie"—Mom checks your face, sees crumbs, BUSTED! But a lie SO big, SO crazy? People think "Nobody would make THAT up!" So they believe it because it's TOO big to be a lie? Yup! Small lie = small trick. Big lie = people can't even imagine someone would fib that hard! Liberty Lesson: Just because something sounds BIG and scary doesn't mean it's true. Big lies work BECAUSE they're big! Jab: If I said "I was five minutes late," you'd check. If I said "A WHALE flew over my house!" you might think... wait, is that real?! The crazier it sounds, the MORE you should check it! Quest: When you hear something really wild and scary, don't just panic. Ask: Is this real? Who told me? Can I check? Big lies are still lies! Liberty Pirates stay calm and check the facts! #LibertyPirates #CheckTheFacts #BigLies

    3 min

  3. JAN 28

    Episode 20: The Expert Says

    Ahoy, crew! A fancy pirate came to our ship. Everyone called him "The Expert." He said eating coconuts is BAD for you! Did he say WHY? He said "Trust me, I'm an expert!" But who PAID this expert to come talk? Captain Banana. He sells bananas. OHHHHH! So the banana guy paid an expert to say coconuts are bad? And now everyone buys MORE bananas? That's sneaky! That's the Expert Trick! Find a smart-sounding pirate. Pay him coins. Now HE says what YOU want—and everyone believes him! But he sounded SO smart! Sounding smart and BEING right aren't the same thing! Smart pirates can still say wrong stuff—especially if someone's paying them! Liberty Lesson: When someone says "The expert says," ask: Who's PAYING the expert? Does the expert get something if you believe him? Jab: If someone paid ME to say "Archer is the best pirate ever!"—would you believe it? I HOPE not! Same thing! Paid experts say what they're PAID to say! Quest: Next time you hear "the expert says," ask: Who is this expert? Who pays them? Do THEY win if I believe this? Experts can be wrong—or bought! Liberty Pirates think for themselves! #LibertyPirates #ThinkForYourself #FollowTheMoney

    2 min

  4. JAN 26

    Episode 19: The History Book Trick

    Ahoy, crew! I was reading a story about the old days. It said Captain Goldbeard was a HERO! He saved everyone! But wait—who wrote that story? Captain Goldbeard's friends! There it is—The History Book Trick! Who writes the stories? The WINNERS! And what do winners say? "We were the GOOD guys! The other guys were BAD!" But what if that's not true? Doesn't matter! If YOU write the book, YOU pick what goes in it. The stuff that makes you look bad? Oops—forgot to write that part! So the guys who lost... maybe they weren't that bad? Maybe! But they didn't get to write the story. So we only hear ONE side. Liberty Lesson: When you hear a story about the old days, ask: Who wrote this? Did THEY win? What would the OTHER side say? Jab: If your brother ate the cookies and YOU got blamed, who tells Mom what happened? If he talks first, YOU'RE the bad guy! Same thing but BIGGER! Winners talk first. Losers don't get to talk at all! Quest: Next time you hear an old story, ask: Who's telling it? What would the other people say? Is there a side I'm NOT hearing? Don't just read the story—ask who WROTE it! Liberty Pirates question EVERYTHING! #LibertyPirates #QuestionEverything #WhoWroteIt

    2 min

  5. JAN 21

    Episode 18: Finders Keepers

    Ahoy, crew! I was walking on the beach and I found something! A beautiful shiny shell! Nobody was there. Nobody owned it. I FOUND it! It's mine! Finders keepers! But then a captain walked over and said: "Give that to me. I'll share it with everyone. It's only fair!" Wait—did HE find it? No! Was HE looking for shells? No! Did HE do ANY of the work? NO! He was just sitting there! I'M the one who walked. I'M the one who looked. I'M the one who found it! So why should HE get to decide what happens to YOUR shell? I said "But I found it!" And he said: "Don't be selfish." Oh, the old "selfish" trick! YOU do the work. THEY want it. And YOU'RE the bad guy? Nope! Liberty Lesson: If nobody owns something and YOU find it—it's YOURS! You did the work. You get to keep it! Jab: If you find a cool rock, it's yours! If you pick a flower, it's yours! Finder did the finding! He did NOTHING and wants MY shell. THAT'S not fair! Quest: Ask your family: If I find something nobody owns, whose is it? What makes something MINE? Finders keepers! Liberty Pirates earn their treasure! #LibertyPirates #FindersKeepers #EarnYourTreasure

    2 min

  6. JAN 19

    Episode 17: The Snitch Ship

    Ahoy, crew! Something bad is happening with my best friend Finn. The captain pulled me aside and said: "Harry, I want you to watch Finn. If he does ANYTHING bad, come tell me. You'll get a treat!" Now I feel icky. Finn is my FRIEND! I don't wanna spy on my friend! That icky feeling? That's your gut saying THIS IS WRONG. But why would the captain want me to do that? Think about it. If you're watching Finn, and Finn is watching you... are you still good friends? Or are you both scared? Scared. I'd be scared to do ANYTHING. What if Finn tells on me? And Finn is scared too. Now NOBODY is having fun. Everybody's nervous. And who's in charge of all the scared pirates? The captain! Liberty Lesson: When someone says "Tell on your friend," they're trying to break you apart. Friends who don't trust each other are easy to boss around! Jab: A good friend doesn't spy on you. And a good captain doesn't ask you to spy on your friends! That icky feeling is right. Don't do it! Quest: If someone asks you to tell on a friend, ask yourself: How would I feel if my friend did this to ME? Liberty Pirates stick together! Friends don't spy on friends! #LibertyPirates #TrustYourGut #FriendsDontSpy

    2 min

  7. JAN 14

    Episode 16: The Rule Makers

    Ahoy, crew! The captain made a rule. "NO COOKIES AFTER LUNCH!" So I didn't eat any. I really wanted one. But rules are rules! But THEN I saw the captain in the kitchen eating a COOKIE! After lunch! HIS rule! HE broke it! I said "HEY! You said no cookies!" And he said: "That rule is for YOU. Not for ME." But that's NOT FAIR! A rule is a rule! You met the Rule Makers! Some captains make rules for YOU that THEY don't follow. "Don't do this! Don't do that!" But watch THEM. They do whatever they want! Liberty Lesson: If someone makes a rule, watch them. Do THEY follow it? If the rule is so good—why don't THEY have to do it? Jab: Imagine your big brother says "No one touches the toys!" Then HE plays with them. You'd say "HEY!" Same thing! If you don't follow your OWN rule, it's not a real rule. It's just bossing people around! Quest: Next time someone makes a rule, watch them. Do they follow it too? Ask: "Does this rule count for YOU?" Real rules are for EVERYONE! Liberty Pirates play fair—captains too! #LibertyPirates #RulesForEveryone #PlayFair

    2 min

  8. JAN 12

    Episode 15: The Fighting Trick

    Ahoy, crew! Something bad happened. My friends Jack and Lily were BEST friends yesterday. Now they're fighting! What happened?! The Fighting Trick! Salty Sam told Jack: "Lily said you're a smelly poopyhead!" Then he told Lily: "Jack is gonna take your toys!" But NONE of that was true! Salty Sam MADE IT UP! Now Jack and Lily are mad at each other for NO reason! Why would he do that? Look at Salty Sam now—he's playing with BOTH their toys while they fight! BINGO! He started the fight so HE could win! Jack and Lily are upset. Salty Sam is happy. HE gets the good stuff! Liberty Lesson: When two friends suddenly fight, ask: Did someone MAKE this happen? Who's happy that they're mad? Jab: Salty Sam isn't fighting. He's not upset. He's smiling while everyone else is sad! If he started it, why isn't HE in trouble? Hmm! Quest: If your friends get mad at each other, ask: Who told you that? Is it TRUE? Did someone make this fight happen? Don't fall for the Fighting Trick! Liberty Pirates ask questions first! #LibertyPirates #AskQuestions #FightingTrick

    2 min
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Pirate adventures teaching kids anarcho-capitalism. Fun stories and liberty lessons. Ahoy, freedom!

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  • Creator
    LIBERTY PIRATES
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    53
  • Rating
    Clean
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