Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

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Welcome to Slop Quest! A show so ridiculous it'll feel like your brain got kicked in the nutz. Hosted by Ryan O'Neill and Andrew DeWitt.

4d ago

Slop Quest 154 Hand Foot & Fun!

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Ryan gets sick as hell off hand, foot and mouth disease and Andy gets paranoid. Ryan has a rude awakening after a guy takes dump at the airport and then he gets stuck on the plane. The boys find out that India is bidding to host the Olympics and tie it to a Sex in the City episodes. Then Andy talks about the phenomenon of unlicensed tattoo parlors. The Burbank Butt Sniffer is back and apparently sniffing butts is “against company policy”. There’s a major update about Big Earl’s special. The butt sniffer talk leads to a legal examination of illegal farts. This becomes a legal deep dive with some of the top minds in podcasting. Andy finds a Tubi movie where bbws then Ryan has a bone to pick with Kelly Clarkson. Then Andy’s buddy pays money to catch objects thst fall out of a stripper’s body. It’s a good one!
Oct 19

Slop Quest 153 Valdictfartian

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Ryan sarcastically tries to gas up Andy at the start of the show then Ryan pretends to have received several phoney commissions. Ryan is mad that people hate on Sidney Sweeney then asserts that bodies are e-signed primarily for sex. Ryan gets mad and Andy for being “too predictable” about butts. Then they pitch a Mitch McConnell gambling ad where a naked Sidney Sweeney sits on his lap and ties to make him wake up to gamble. Delaware gives a hotel the right to vote. Oracle lays off a ton of people with a mass email that no one got. Then the boys pitch hiring “Gump and Sons” to build a huge tug boat that drains the diarrhea from air craft carriers. Andy talks about underground cities to an incredulous Ryan. Ryan wants to run an office where people have to burn their hands after taking a dump. The boys talk a little about American history then Andy discovers a modern day Confucius and finds another vr troll to delight Ryan. Andy gets mistaken for a criminal homeless man by bounty hunters. Then any imagines a fictional confrontation between Ryan and bounty hunters without a warrant.
Oct 12

Slop Quest 151 Fart Deer

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest It’s sweaty as hell in the studio and the boys are struggling. Ryan farts in front of a deer and it judges the f**k out of him. The boys speculate about the new Elizabeth Homes documentary. This leads them to break down sociopaths with their particular brand of arm chair psychology. Then Ryan reveals his theory on why rich people jails exist. Andy gets his ass best on the news during hema class and this delights Ryan to no end. Andy then describes Buhurt to Ryan who refuses to recognize it as being close mma. Then they fantasize about how badly Andy would draw after a series of massive concussions. This leads them to discuss the most respectful way to euthanize Andy. This gets worse when Andy accidentally drives to his daughter’s school instead of Ryan’s apartment. Ryan accidentally throws his sunglasses case out the window after he puts his sunglasses on and Andy accidentally throws away his sleep medication and has to fish it out of the trash. Ryan talks about the epidemic of white guys with sloppy low hangers while Andy tries to fix is “escaping ballsack” problem. Then Ryan blames the judgmental deer for his mean man behavior. Andy reveals the secret to his happy marriage which makes Ryan compare him to train car hobo. Andy tries to convince him he’s not a hobo but fails when it’s revealed he eats beans right out of the tin. Then Andy has a classic meltdown about Ryan’s “compliments”. Andy reveals the story of a a killer sheep dog. Then the boys lament how creepy the scoliosis test being done in public at gym time. Then the boys talk about gay twins.
Oct 12

Slop Quest 152 Batman Dog Doodie

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Ryan tries to derail the intro completely and Andy is not having it. Andy shows up on time and Ryan roasts him for it and suggests that Andy should do hard drugs in his car before the show. Ryan is addicted to Spin Drifts and is worried about the losing his teeth. Fran tempts Andy into moving into his warehouse with instant oatmeal. Andy has a rough morning which delights Ryan to know end. Andy drives over a bag of dog shit and gets it glued to his tire. Ryan and Andy break down how much dog shit is on the streets of Los Angeles. Then they pitch a Batman movie where all the bad guys leave dog shit everywhere. Then the pitch a Batman who hangs out on Only Fans and Reddit all day. Then Batman gets confused by virtual reality about whether or not he banged Harley Quinn and spends his day arguing with Grok and Alfred loses a million and a half dollars in google play gift cards to phone scammers. Andy finds out that men seek admiration and women seek adoration but he thinks his is reversed. Ryan will not accept compliments on his meals. Ryan asks why firefighters don’t use raw sewage to fight fires. Andy reasserts that fat guys who eat butt absolutely munch box too and he’s sick of the incorrect assumptions. Andy has a new game where he puppets his wife’s butt cheeks like they’re arguing with each other. Ryan says Andy should be in a freak show but not a “good one”. Andy blows Ryan’s mind with a picture of George Bush sr.’s wife.
Sep 28

Slop Quest 150 Grand Canyon

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Andy has a dream that Ryan got his wife to marry him by taking D pics at the Grand Canyon. Ryan laments the loss of school busses while Andy has a rough morning taking his kid to school. Andy gets hit with a broom by his bus driver and learns an important life lesson. Ryan gets creeped out by his gym teacher and the boys talk about how insane middle school architecture is. Andy gets nervous about doodie stains so he uses a measuring cup in the bath. Ryan fantasizes about Andy’s parents killing him. Andy reveals a secret journal tracking certain changes and Ryan loses it. Andy is going to a puppet birthday party and Ryan is livid. Ryan wants to create a personification of Andy’s brain to watch what it would do. The boys talk about celebrities slumming it with gambling ads. Andy and Ryan do impressions of Morgan Freeman doing ads for ridiculous b******t. The boys talk about how great they feel eating garbage. Ryan comes up with an idea for bj monkey meat that Andy does not approve. Ryan and Andy then discuss the Crusades with excellent historical detail.
Sep 21

Slop quest 149 Low Level Crazies

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Ryan gets accosted by a lady hell bent on celebrity love. Then they rip on dues and ladies publicly hitting on people in replies on social media and the total lack of personal accountability by insane people. Andy and Ryan talk about how to build an egalitarian society where everyone’s a social loser. Their solution: tall muscular ladies who intimidate female stalkers and more roasting of reply guys. A lady tries to pay Andy for art in used panties but Andy likes being able to pay rent. Then they come up with a business idea for detectives who solve alcohol deaths. Then they talk about how bad Ryan would be as a police negotiator. The boys then talk about how bad of deal statistically reincarnation is. Andy plugs Gnostic Christianity to a surprisingly receptive Ryan. Andy introduces Ryan to a 90’s preacher who thinks Pokémon is satanic. Then the boys rip on religious math nonsense. A schizophrenic guy gives Ryan a dire warning while he’s hiking. Then they come up with grocery store dildo pranks. Ryan calls Bang Bus the “Blair Witch Project” of porn. Andy drinks magnesium before bed and it gives him crazy dreams then feels betrayed by Ryan who initially recommended it to him and is now gaslighting him. The. Andy has a harrowing experience on the Facebook Buy Nothing group and it’s so humiliating Ryan can hardly listen to it.
Sep 14

Slop Quest 148 Butt Spit Take

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Andy starts eating eggs when he runs out of tofu and quickly realizes his stomach can no longer process it. Ryan muses on pumping meat sauce down his bathroom sink and wiping with aluminum foil. Andy figures out why t**s are growing out of his ass then has a meltdown trying to paint t*****s on a pin up statuette. Ryan figures out a business idea for being a tit doctor that only works on strippers. The boys talk about the legal loopholes for bottom nudity in states that make it illegal. The boys then come up with an idea for “educational strip clubs” where you have to stay in the club until you answer anatomy questions. Andy recommends that Ryan respond to messages from his ex for the lols. Then they talk about the cyclical nature of idiotic relationships. Andy has a revelation about his relationship and Ryan forgets that he kissed Andy’s belly. Andy pitches a podcast where he does bits with his wife while they f**k and Ryan is behind a screen also doing bits. They talk about the robot lady who shocks Trump while he’s sleeping during a press conference. Ryan worries that using Chinese stars to defend his apartment. There’s some human hunting talk and wasting helicopter fuel watching ladies sunbathe naked on Los Angeles roofs. Then they fantasize about Andy being a race car driver who eats chicken wings and s***s through a hole in the car floor during races.
Sep 7

Slop Quest 147 Legal Debate

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest The boys open the show with impressions of Sean Connery being racist. This leads to garrison Keillor impressions. There’s some medi-evac talk. Then they talk about how bad they would both be as spies. Then they talk about why fighter pilots need two people in the cockpit: to operate the cd player and George Formen grills. Ryan insists that scientists don’t know how wings work. Then they come up with a curriculum for fighter pilot school. Andy blows Ryan’s mind with the idea of a “provisional license” and is finally proven right on a fact. Ryan reveals that he would be a bad father because he wouldn’t let his kid touch his Porsche posters with syrup all over their hands. Ryan then invents a shower bidet that’s just a slightly smaller shower for your ass. Andy falls in love with Sword and Buckler while Ryan makes fun of his “tiny little shield”. Ryan, Andy and Google AI get into a heated argument about Bang Bus. This leads to an argument over the legality of blasting f**k noises on giant speakers throughout a neighborhood. This leads to a crash out where Ryan tells google Ai that Andy has an iq of 82. This crescendos with Andy absolutely losing his shit on Ryan and screaming at him.

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Wish it was gayer

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John Oslomer

Not as fruity as you would think given O’Neil is involved
you should move to europe

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you guys would love it
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