The Melting Pat

Pat Johnston
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Pat rambles on dad life, sports, and the general public, takes your questions (and answers), and more. Plus hear new music by independent bands from around the world. Crap open a cold one!

  1. 4D AGO

    Episode 565: New Space, Same Peeves

    Pat rambles on switching rooms (2:08), holiday food markups (9:56), and reads fan mail on free labor (15:00), before sharing books we’d swear in on (22:19), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (31:36). Sign up for the monthly newsletter here! Join the Patreon here! Stream or download The Attic Sessions here! Listen to our Soundtrap songs here! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat! Submit questions and comments here! Show notes

    39 min

  2. JAN 3

    Episode 564: Back to Reminisce

    Pat shares some well wishes for the new year before playing some of the best moments of the show from 2025. Sign up for the monthly newsletter here! Join the Patreon here! Stream or download The Attic Sessions here! Listen to our Soundtrap songs here! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat! Submit questions and comments here! Show notes

    56 min

  3. 12/26/2025

    Episode 563: Year-end Cleanup

    Pat rambles on museum trips, THPS regret, songs sounding the same, how to use streaming services, and poor taste. Sign up for the monthly newsletter here! Join the Patreon here! Stream or download The Attic Sessions here! Listen to our Soundtrap songs here! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat! Submit questions and comments here! Show notes

    39 min

  4. 12/20/2025

    Episode 562: Be Weird, But Keep It Classy

    Happy holidays! Pat tells his favorite retail story (3:05), recaps the two-part Classy Christmas episode of The Office (15:55), and rambles on how holidays can be odd (48:55). Plus: Music from The Wild & Free, BRONNIE, Hana Kahn, and MUCH BETTER! Sign up for the monthly newsletter here! Join the Patreon here! Stream or download The Attic Sessions here! Listen to our Soundtrap songs here! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat! Submit questions and comments here! Show notes

    1h 10m

  5. 12/13/2025

    Episode 561: A Sweet KISS at Christmas

    Pat plays new music from glimmers (2:58) and gets a Flyers Update from The Captain (8:04) before recapping A Freakin' Sweet Family Guy Christmas (10:45). Find more from glimmers here! Sign up for the monthly newsletter here! Join the Patreon here! Stream or download The Attic Sessions here! Listen to our Soundtrap songs here! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat! Submit questions and comments here! Show notes

    37 min

  6. 12/06/2025

    Episode 560: Just Pretend It’s Christmas

    Pat plays music from Last Night Saved My Life (2:15) and gets a Flyers Update from The Captain (7:03) before recapping a holiday episode of Frasier (11:01). Find more from Last Night Saved My Life here! Sign up for the monthly newsletter here! Join the Patreon here! Stream or download The Attic Sessions here! Listen to our Soundtrap songs here! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat! Submit questions and comments here! Show notes

    30 min

  7. 11/27/2025

    Episode 559: A Tradition of Giving Thanks

    Pat jumps right in this week to ramble about all he is thankful for this year. Sign up for the monthly newsletter here! Join the Patreon here! Stream or download The Attic Sessions here! Listen to our Soundtrap songs here! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat! Submit questions and comments here! Show notes

    26 min

  8. 11/22/2025

    Episode 558: One Final Shuffle

    After new music from Honey Revenge (4:15) and a Flyers Update from The Captain (9:32), Pat shares which songs we would play at our funerals (14:06). Find more from Honey Revenge here! Sign up for the monthly newsletter here! Join the Patreon here! Stream or download The Attic Sessions here! Listen to our Soundtrap songs here! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat! Submit questions and comments here! Show notes

    47 min
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Pat rambles on dad life, sports, and the general public, takes your questions (and answers), and more. Plus hear new music by independent bands from around the world. Crap open a cold one!

Information

  • Creator
    Pat Johnston
  • Years Active
    2015 - 2026
  • Episodes
    565
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Pat Johnston
  • Show Website
    The Melting Pat