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Join Pat as he learns to read out loud by taking your questions (and answers), navigates parenthood, yells about sports, and more. Plus hear new music by independent bands from around the world. Crap open a cold one!

The Melting Pat Pat Johnston

    • Comedy
    • 4.9 • 7 Ratings

Join Pat as he learns to read out loud by taking your questions (and answers), navigates parenthood, yells about sports, and more. Plus hear new music by independent bands from around the world. Crap open a cold one!

    Episode 393: You Can Read This Quietly

    Episode 393: You Can Read This Quietly

    Pat plays new music from Lowborn (3:50), then rambles on quiet quitting (8:46), pronouns (17:21), social media sites (24:39), and sports stuff (33:51).
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    • 44 min
    Episode 392: Trapped in the Cheese

    Episode 392: Trapped in the Cheese

    Pat plays new music from Honey Revenge (4:26), rambles on trapping customers (9:57), and how to eat mac and cheese (17:37), and talks some sports to wrap the show (26:23).
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    • 34 min
    Episode 391: Carrying Through the Streams

    Episode 391: Carrying Through the Streams

    Pat welcomes David Michael Frank to chat about professional songwriting, building a community, shifting priorities, and much more before playing his debut single.
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    • 57 min
    Episode 390: All Out Clash with The Vasecto Bros

    Episode 390: All Out Clash with The Vasecto Bros

    It’s a big rasslin show as Brian Kaelber returns to preview WWE Clash at the Castle (2:09) and Kenny Rotter makes his debut to preview AEW All Out (51:59)!
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    • 1 hr 47 min
    Episode 389: Hours of Sclusie Evolution

    Episode 389: Hours of Sclusie Evolution

    Wormtooth returns to talk setting records, Tarot readings, cartoon tangents, and much more before premiering a song from his new album.
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    • 1 hr 17 min
    Episode 388: Help Me Check My Ads

    Episode 388: Help Me Check My Ads

    Pat powers through some pain to spin a new tune from Point North (4:49), ramble on tech support (9:33), rant on paying to stream ads (14:45), answer some mail (26:58), and reveal our Philly sports Mount Rushmore (35:05).
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    • 48 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
7 Ratings

7 Ratings

Joel Berrocal ,

Episode 176, Royal Rumble Preview.

I had a blast as a guest on episode 176. We talked about NXT Takeover and The Royal Rumble, among many other topics. Miller-Lites were crapped open and profanities flew like they were going out of style. I can’t wait to do it again!

Charles Brontosaurus ,

A voice for radio, along with some other things for radio

Not many people can handle a solo show but Pat makes it work with a solid voice, good production, and interesting topics.

ABTS_Doug ,

Interesting listen

The host Pat has a great radio voice and the show is very informative! Would highly recommend :)