ALIEN THEORISTS THEORIZING

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Ever wondered if UFO sightings are government cover-ups, if ancient civilizations had alien architects, or if fringe science might actually be onto something? Alien Theorists Theorizing is where wild speculation meets seasoned storytelling. Join The Theorists as they wade through the BS and get inspired by the possibilities with open minds, and open beers. It’s a free-form, open-minded, comedic roundtable discussing, Aliens, UFOs, UAPs, Ancient Astronauts, Bigfoot, Cryptids, The Supernatural, True-Crime and Government Conspiracies.

  1. 21H AGO

    Case File 378-Holy Relic Heists

    In the quiet northern hills of the Czech Republic, inside the ancient Basilica of Saint Lawrence, an 800-year-old sanctuary was quietly shattered. An intruder breached the security of the shrine, targeting its most sacred treasure: the skull of Saint Zdislava of Lemberk, a medieval noblewoman revered for her miraculous healings and deep compassion. When authorities finally tracked down the culprit, they uncovered a plot that reads less like a standard burglary and more like a macabre psychological thriller. For over a millennium, the theft of sacred body parts, known historically as furta sacra, or holy theft, was practically a state-sponsored industry. In the Middle Ages, rival cities and even devout monks didn't view stealing a saint as a sin. They viewed it as a rescue mission to secure divine protection, power, and prestige for their own local towns.  From the impressive heist of Joan of Arc’s ring to the snatching of a vial containing the Brain of St. Bosco, are these modern incidents just isolated acts of vandalism, or are we witnessing the continuation of a centuries-old underground crusade to capture the physical anchors of history?  This case file, join the Theorists as we crack open the concrete, explore the history of holy smuggling, and decode the bizarre psychology of religious crime in… Holy Relic Heists Our Sponsors: * Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

    1h 16m

  2. MAY 18

    Case File 377-The UFO Files, PURSUE Documents for UAP Encounters

    For decades, the vaults of the Pentagon were a black hole for the unexplained—a place where radar tracks of impossible speeds and cockpit footage of physics-defying craft went to be buried under layers of "top secret" clearance. But in May 2026, the seal was finally broken. Under a sweeping executive directive, the initiative has begun the systematic dismantling of a century’s worth of cosmic silence.   From the server rooms of the newly minted WAR.GOV/UFO portal, a digital flood has been unleashed. We are no longer looking at grainy, leaked snippets, but at the raw, high-fidelity data of the U.S. military machine. The first tranche alone includes over 160 declassified files: infrared captures from 2025, startling FBI renderings of "bronze ellipsoids," and transcripts from the Apollo missions that suggest our astronauts were never truly alone in the lunar orbit. Is this the "Total Transparency" promised by the administration, or a strategic drip-feed designed to manage a mounting global panic? As names like AARO, the FBI, and NASA converge to dump decades of anomalous encounters into the public lap, the question has shifted. It’s no longer if these objects exist, but what the government has known about their origin while the world was told to look away.  This case file, join the Theorists as we surf the first massive wave of disclosure and decode the data within… the Presidential Unsealing and Reporting System for UAP Encounters Our Sponsors: * Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

    1h 13m

  3. MAY 11

    POWER HOUR | 49

    -Running often leads to justifying poor eating habits. -Fire-roasting cookie dough is a genius idea. -Running can cause chronic injuries if not approached carefully. -Owls can be surprisingly aggressive when protecting their young. -Cults often attract smart, gullible individuals. -Confidence can sometimes outweigh actual ability. Our Sponsors: * Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

    1h 4m

  4. MAY 4

    Case File 376-The Trump Assassination Attempts

    On a sweltering July afternoon in the heart of Pennsylvania, the cadence of a political rally was shattered by a sound that hadn't echoed in American civic life for over forty years. In a matter of seconds, the line between a campaign event and a national tragedy blurred as a sniper’s bullet grazed the ear of a former president. But the events in Butler were only the beginning. From the dense shrubbery of a Florida golf course to the chaos outside a Washington gala, a series of increasingly brazen security breaches has left the world asking: how did the most protected man on earth become the most frequent target?  Were these failures the result of an overstretched agency in a polarized era, or are we witnessing a fundamental breakdown in the "invincible" shield of the Secret Service? With each new revelation—from foreign murder-for-hire plots to armed intruders at Mar-a-Lago—the stakes for the 47th presidency have never been higher. Is the system designed to protect the commander-in-chief still capable of holding the line, or has the perimeter finally been breached for good?  This case file, join the Theorists as we analyze the ballistics and trace the tactical failures in…The Trump Assassination Attempts Our Sponsors: * Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

    1h 21m

  5. APR 27

    Case File 375-The Mystery of the Disappearing Scientists

    Across the quiet suburbs of American research hubs, from the high deserts of New Mexico to the prestigious halls of MIT, a pattern is emerging that has captured the attention of both the FBI and the halls of Congress. In the last two years, a string of disappearances and sudden deaths has swept through the elite tiers of the scientific community—individuals whose work touched the  very boundaries of nuclear physics, aerospace engineering, and unidentified aerial phenomena. Is a hidden hand at work to ensure certain breakthroughs never see the light of day? Or were these scientists moving too close to a truth that the establishment isn't ready to share? As the White House launches a probe into these "troubling cases," we look for the signal in the silence. This case file, join the Theorists as we track the trail of the missing and the legacies of the lost in…The Mystery of the Disappearing Scientists Our Sponsors: * Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

    1h 6m

  6. APR 20

    Case File 374-Dr. Gary Nolan

    In the sterile, high-tech labs of Stanford University, a world-renowned immunologist is hunting a different kind of subject. A man with hundreds of patents and a reputation for rigorous pathology, has stepped out of the traditional ivory tower and into the crosshairs of the world’s most enduring mystery. For him, the question of non-human intelligence isn't a matter of belief. It’s a matter of data. Armed with mass spectrometers and atomic probe tomography, he doesn't look for grainy footage in the sky; he looks for the fingerprints of the "others" in the very atoms of the material world. From analyzed fragments of ejected molten metal to the complex isotopes of magnesium that suggest a manufacturing process beyond our current physics, he is treating the UFO phenomenon as a literal forensic crime scene. But his research goes deeper than metal. At the request of the intelligence community, he has peered into the brains of "experiencers", pilots, and personnel who survived close-range encounters with the unknown. There he found something startling: physical evidence of a unique neural architecture that might hold the key to how some humans perceive, or even interact with, a reality that remains invisible to the rest of us. This case file, join the Theorists as we analyze the alloys and map the mind of… Dr. Gary Nolan Our Sponsors: * Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

    1h 3m

  7. APR 13

    POWER HOUR | 48

    Last-minute recording streaks Conspiracy theories about G-spot and aliens Gaming and online interactions Bizarre stories about police and mob figures Sedona's mineral-rich environment and UFO hotspots The making of independent UFO documentaries and their quirks Humorous critique of alien conspiracy theories and documentary editing Speculation on alien hybridization and extraterrestrial interest in human biomes The role of satire and parody in UFO culture and media Our Sponsors: * Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

    1h 2m

  8. APR 6

    POWER HOUR | 47

    Topics discussed Buried structures beneath the Giza plateauCapabilities of quadruple amputee athletesAncient megalithic sites and underground chambers Disappearance of UFO researchers and scientistsThe significance of plasma science in space explorationRecent conspiracy theories about UFOs, Bigfoot, and the DMT realmThe Artemis moon mission and skepticism about moon landingsThe potential of plasma as a limitless energy source Our Sponsors: * Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

    1h 5m
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Ever wondered if UFO sightings are government cover-ups, if ancient civilizations had alien architects, or if fringe science might actually be onto something? Alien Theorists Theorizing is where wild speculation meets seasoned storytelling. Join The Theorists as they wade through the BS and get inspired by the possibilities with open minds, and open beers. It’s a free-form, open-minded, comedic roundtable discussing, Aliens, UFOs, UAPs, Ancient Astronauts, Bigfoot, Cryptids, The Supernatural, True-Crime and Government Conspiracies.

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