Cinema Psychos Movie Reviews

Brian Cottington
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Love movies? The Cinema Psychos Show is your go-to movie review podcast that mixes comedy, film history, and unfiltered opinions. Each week, indie filmmakers Brian Cottington and John Wooliscroft dive into everything from cult horror and 80s classics to today's biggest blockbusters. Expect hilarious rants, deep dives into storytelling and cinematography, and the kind of film discussion you wish you had with your friends. Whether you're searching for funny movie reviews, horror podcast recommendations, or film analysis with personality—this show delivers

  1. Five Nights at Freddy's 2 (2025) is AWFUL! | FNAF2 Movie Review

    4D AGO

    Five Nights at Freddy's 2 (2025) is AWFUL! | FNAF2 Movie Review

    Five Nights at Freddy's 2 (2025) might be one of the most toothless horror sequels of the decade – and yes, this movie kinda sucks. In this episode of The Cinema Psycho Show, we dive into the messy lore dump, the bloodless PG‑13 kills, the bizarre FazFest setup, and why Toy Chica somehow ends up being the star of the show for all the wrong reasons. We also talk about: p]:pt-0 [&>p]:mb-2 [&>p]:my-0"> The opening Charlotte flashback, useless 80s parents, and the Marionette p]:pt-0 [&>p]:mb-2 [&>p]:my-0"> Abby's home and school life, plus the world's worst science teacher p]:pt-0 [&>p]:mb-2 [&>p]:my-0"> Mike as a guardian, generational trauma, and the total lack of therapy p]:pt-0 [&>p]:mb-2 [&>p]:my-0"> The "Call me Michael" reveal and whether this works at all if you're not deep into FNAF lore If you're a Five Nights at Freddy's fan, a horror nerd, or you just enjoy listening to two exhausted millennials suffer through bad IP movies so you don't have to, this one's for you. CHAPTERS: Intro [00:00] Introducing Five Nights at Freddy's 2 [01:45] Why Did This Sequel Happen? [03:35] Discussing Fan Service in Franchises [06:06] FNAF's Internet Culture Roots [07:55] Movie Synopsis [09:31] 1980s Flashback: Charlotte's Murder [12:03] Present Day Fazfest and Ghost Hunters [18:24] Abby's Troubled School Life [24:56] Abby Runs to Freddy's [31:54] Animatronics Cause Chaos at Science Fair [37:21] Animatronics Hunt Parents [42:51] Michael Afton's Reveal [47:35] Climax and Resolution [51:53] Letterboxd Reviews [54:33] Final Thoughts and Plugs [01:04:05] New here? Hit follow in your podcast app so you don't miss future episodes on horror, cult cinema, and the worst that modern franchises have to offer. And if you survived FNAF 2 yourself, tell us: did this sequel actually work for you, or was it a big animatronic nothing‑burger? Follow The Cinema Psychos Show on Socials ❤️‍🔥: Discord: https://discord.gg/7GZ9uuTJ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@cinemapsychosshow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cinemapsychospod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/cinemapsychospod Threads: https://www.threads.net/@cinemapsychospod   Listen to The Cinema Psychos Show on: Spotify: https://rebrand.ly/0v6eeno Apple: https://rebrand.ly/j5nrkp7  Amazon: https://rebrand.ly/5x5hzng Goodpods: https://rebrand.ly/picstv6 OR LISTEN ON YOUR FAVORITE PODCAST APP! https://cinemapsychosshow.com/follow   MAIN TITLE: "Red Alert"  AUTHOR: Jack Waldenmaier PUBLISHER: Music Bakery Publishing (BMI) WARNING: UNAUTHORIZED USE OF THE MUSIC CONTAINED IN THIS PRODUCTION IS SUBJECT TO CRIMINAL PROSECUTION. All copyrights, licensing, duplication and distribution rights are held exclusively by Music Bakery Publishing (BMI). 214-636-5887  musicbakery.com

    1h 8m
  2. You Might Also Like: Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang

    4D AGO · BONUS

    You Might Also Like: Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang

    Introducing "The Mayor" (w/ Laura Dern) from Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang. Follow the show: Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang Um, is this thing on? Because a pink corduroy-clad Laura Dern bursts like the sun into the Las Cultch studio to speak with Matt & Bowen at length and... that's OUR world! That's the world that WE're livin' in. Dern whips out a Reese impression, discusses channeling anger better than anyone in the biz, talks creating Amy Jellicoe alongside Mike White in Enlightened, and gets into both the comedic and dramatic brutality of Big Little Lies. Also, defining wonder whilst looking up at CGI Brachiosaurii, starring as Ellen's gay love interest in The Puppy Episode of her sitcom, and even more on Jeff Goldblum's chest, if you can believe it. All this, growing up in Hollywood in a different era, reflections on the current status of the entertainment industry, going punk rock at 12 years old, David Lynch as niche yet mainstream culture, and Laura's real life interaction with a Real Housewife. See one of Laura's thousands of current projects (Is This Thing On?, Jay Kelly, Palm Royale on Apple TV+), as well as her millions of indelible ones you probably already love. I SAID THANK YOU! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. DISCLAIMER: Please note, this is an independent podcast episode not affiliated with, endorsed by, or produced in conjunction with the host podcast feed or any of its media entities. The views and opinions expressed in this episode are solely those of the creators and guests. For any concerns, please reach out to team@podroll.fm.

  3. Does Luc Besson's Dracula (2026) Suck? (Yes, It Really Does) | Movie Review

    FEB 6

    Does Luc Besson's Dracula (2026) Suck? (Yes, It Really Does) | Movie Review

    Luc Besson finally made a Dracula movie in 2026… and somehow turned it into a boring, horny, perfume‑addled fever dream instead of a gothic horror classic. In this episode of The Cinema Psychos Show, Brian tears into Dracula (2026) and explains why this shiny new take on the Count feels more like a knockoff of better Dracula films than a bold reinvention. We break down everything that went wrong: Vlad accidentally killing his own wife, God apparently "rewarding" him with vampirism, the unhinged sex‑perfume subplot, cartoonish suicide jumps, rubbery CGI gargoyles, and a tone that ping‑pongs between tragic romance, goofy comedy, and Axe body spray commercial. Brian also digs into Caleb Landry Jones' off‑kilter Dracula, Christoph Waltz on autopilot, and a Danny Elfman score that deserves a much better movie. Along the way, we compare Besson's vision to Coppola's Bram Stoker's Dracula, modern Nosferatu takes, and other adaptations that actually respect the character, and ask the big question: what the hell happened to Luc Besson as a filmmaker? Plus, we dip into some wild online reviews from people who genuinely think this is the best Dracula in years. If you're a horror nerd, Dracula obsessive, or cult cinema sicko who loves hearing a beautiful mess get taken apart scene by scene, you're in the right madhouse. Follow The Cinema Psychos Show on your favorite podcast app so you never miss an episode, and hit us up on socials or by email to let us know: does Dracula (2026) suck as hard as Brian says… or are you one of the weirdos who actually loves it? CHAPTERS: Does Dracula (2026) Suck? [00:00] Welcome and Solo Episode Today! [00:26] Synopsis of Dracula: A Love Tale [01:17] Criticism of the Film's Production and Direction [04:12] Detailed Breakdown of the Film's Story [08:34] Character Analysis [31:00] Positive Aspects of the Film [35:47] The Argument of Reinterpretation [38:21] Review of Audience Reviews [42:58] Conclusion [50:00] Listen to The Cinema Psychos Show on: Spotify: https://rebrand.ly/0v6eeno Apple: https://rebrand.ly/j5nrkp7  Amazon: https://rebrand.ly/5x5hzng Goodpods: https://rebrand.ly/picstv6 OR LISTEN ON YOUR FAVORITE PODCAST APP! https://cinemapsychosshow.com/follow   Follow The Cinema Psychos Show on Socials ❤️‍🔥: Discord: https://discord.gg/7GZ9uuTJ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@cinemapsychosshow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cinemapsychospod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/cinemapsychospod Threads: https://www.threads.net/@cinemapsychospod   MAIN TITLE: "Red Alert"  AUTHOR: Jack Waldenmaier PUBLISHER: Music Bakery Publishing (BMI) WARNING: UNAUTHORIZED USE OF THE MUSIC CONTAINED IN THIS PRODUCTION IS SUBJECT TO CRIMINAL PROSECUTION. All copyrights, licensing, duplication and distribution rights are held exclusively by Music Bakery Publishing (BMI). 214-636-5887  musicbakery.com

    53 min
  4. How Silence of the Lambs Created a New Kind of Monster (With Brian Raftery)

    JAN 27

    How Silence of the Lambs Created a New Kind of Monster (With Brian Raftery)

    Author Brian Raftery joins us to explain how Silence of the Lambs didn't just give us a scary villain—it invented a whole new type. Before Hannibal Lecter, horror villains were mostly slashers in masks. Lecter changed the rules: he was clever, charming, and used his mind as a weapon. That's why this movie—and this character—still haunts us decades later. We break down what made Lecter different, why he's scarier than a guy with a knife, and how this film changed scary movies forever. Brian also shares secrets from his new book, Hannibal Lecter: A Life. 📘 Buy Hannibal Lecter: A Life: https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/Hannibal-Lecter/Brian-Raftery/9781668070581 CHAPTERS Introduction [00:00] Welcome to Cinema Psychos Show [00:45] First Experiences with Silence of the Lambs [08:38] Why Silence of the Lambs Endures [08:56] The Realism and Grounding of the Film [14:37] Buffalo Bill as the True Villain [19:21] The Terrifying Basement Scene [25:00] Development and Rights Issues [27:59] Favorite Scenes from the Film [37:13] The Book: Hannibal Lecter, A Life [44:16] Research and Writing Process [56:27] Horror vs Thriller Debate [01:04:03] Wrap-Up and Where to Find the Book [01:08:33] Follow The Cinema Psychos Show on Socials ❤️‍🔥: Discord: https://discord.gg/7GZ9uuTJ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@cinemapsychosshow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cinemapsychospod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/cinemapsychospod Threads: https://www.threads.net/@cinemapsychospod   Listen to The Cinema Psychos Show on: Spotify: https://rebrand.ly/0v6eeno Apple: https://rebrand.ly/j5nrkp7  Amazon: https://rebrand.ly/5x5hzng Goodpods: https://rebrand.ly/picstv6 OR LISTEN ON YOUR FAVORITE PODCAST APP! https://cinemapsychosshow.com/follow   MAIN TITLE: "Red Alert"  AUTHOR: Jack Waldenmaier PUBLISHER: Music Bakery Publishing (BMI) WARNING: UNAUTHORIZED USE OF THE MUSIC CONTAINED IN THIS PRODUCTION IS SUBJECT TO CRIMINAL PROSECUTION. All copyrights, licensing, duplication and distribution rights are held exclusively by Music Bakery Publishing (BMI). 214-636-5887  musicbakery.com

    1h 11m
  5. Ranking 2025's BEST & WORST Movies (with Becky D'Anna of Director's Take)

    JAN 20

    Ranking 2025's BEST & WORST Movies (with Becky D'Anna of Director's Take)

    We're joined by Becky D'Anna, co-host of Sony Pictures Official podcast, Director's Take, for a special jam packed year in review episode! Together, we each share our personal Top 10 Best Films and Top 10 Worst Films of 2025. It's less a debate and more a celebration (and respectful roast) of the year in cinema—comparing notes on horror standouts, unexpected gems, and the films that missed the mark. We dive deep into films like Zach Cregger's Weapons, Ryan Coogler's Sinners, Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein, Yorgos Lanthimos's Bugonia, Mike Flanagan's Life of Chuck, Alex Garland's 28 Years Later, Paul Thomas Anderson's One Battle After Another, and Steven Soderbergh's Presence. Plus, we break down the disappointments, including the Snow White live-action remake, War of the Worlds, and Final Destination: Bloodlines.  👉 Listen to Director's Take: https://www.sonypictures.com/directorstake 📱 Follow Becky Becky's Website: https://beckydanna.com/ Becky's Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/3P5X Becky's Instagram: https://instagram.com/thebeckydanna Becky's Twitter: https://x.com/hwoodminotaur Becky's BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwoodminotaur.bsky.social   CHAPTERS: Introduction [00:00] Welcome to Cinema Psycho Show [00:33] Introducing Guest Becky Diana from Directors Take [01:53] Episode Format and Honorable Mentions [02:59] Number 10: Best Films of 2025 [15:40] Number 9: Best Films Discussion [26:25] Number 8: Best Films Revealed [38:42] Number 7: Top Picks Continue [51:54] Number 6: Moving Up the List [01:02:13] Number 5: Halfway Through [01:12:24] Number 4: Top Four Revealed [01:22:25] Number 3: Bronze Medal Films [01:33:31] Number 2: Silver Medal Picks [01:44:22] Number 1: Best Film of 2025 [01:53:21] Worst Films of 2025 [02:02:21] About Directors Take Podcast [02:21:57] Closing and Where to Find Us [02:35:45] Follow The Cinema Psychos Show on Socials ❤️‍🔥: Discord: https://discord.gg/7GZ9uuTJ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@cinemapsychosshow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cinemapsychospod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/cinemapsychospod Threads: https://www.threads.net/@cinemapsychospod   Listen to The Cinema Psychos Show on: Spotify: https://rebrand.ly/0v6eeno Apple: https://rebrand.ly/j5nrkp7  Amazon: https://rebrand.ly/5x5hzng Goodpods: https://rebrand.ly/picstv6 OR LISTEN ON YOUR FAVORITE PODCAST APP! https://cinemapsychosshow.com/follow   MAIN TITLE: "Red Alert"  AUTHOR: Jack Waldenmaier PUBLISHER: Music Bakery Publishing (BMI) WARNING: UNAUTHORIZED USE OF THE MUSIC CONTAINED IN THIS PRODUCTION IS SUBJECT TO CRIMINAL PROSECUTION. All copyrights, licensing, duplication and distribution rights are held exclusively by Music Bakery Publishing (BMI). 214-636-5887  musicbakery.com

    2h 21m
  6. The Battle for Warner Bros. & The Entertainment Stories You Missed | 2025 Year in Review

    JAN 9

    The Battle for Warner Bros. & The Entertainment Stories You Missed | 2025 Year in Review

    Join us for a wild 2025 year-in-review! We unpack the biggest entertainment stories: the high-stakes Netflix, Paramount, and Warner Bros. acquisition war, the shocking Diddy trial, the rise of the AI actress Tilly Norwood, and Taylor Swift's continued pop culture takeover. We also break down the year in movies: DC vs. Marvel, streaming's threat to theaters, our top box office hits and bombs, and the legends we lost. Plus, we exclusively reveal the Pittsburgh Film Critics Association award winners, with Sinners dominating the field. What was the biggest story of 2025? Let us know! Follow The Cinema Psychos Show on Socials ❤️‍🔥: Discord: https://discord.gg/7GZ9uuTJ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@cinemapsychosshow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cinemapsychospod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/cinemapsychospod Threads: https://www.threads.net/@cinemapsychospod   Listen to The Cinema Psychos Show on: Spotify: https://rebrand.ly/0v6eeno Apple: https://rebrand.ly/j5nrkp7  Amazon: https://rebrand.ly/5x5hzng Goodpods: https://rebrand.ly/picstv6 OR LISTEN ON YOUR FAVORITE PODCAST APP! https://cinemapsychosshow.com/follow   MAIN TITLE: "Red Alert"  AUTHOR: Jack Waldenmaier PUBLISHER: Music Bakery Publishing (BMI) WARNING: UNAUTHORIZED USE OF THE MUSIC CONTAINED IN THIS PRODUCTION IS SUBJECT TO CRIMINAL PROSECUTION. All copyrights, licensing, duplication and distribution rights are held exclusively by Music Bakery Publishing (BMI). 214-636-5887  musicbakery.com

    1h 40m
  7. Top 3 Favorite Christmas Slasher Movies | Movie Review

    12/29/2025

    Top 3 Favorite Christmas Slasher Movies | Movie Review

    'Tis the season to be slashing!  This week we are unwrapping our favorite Christmas slasher films—the perfect antidote to all that holiday cheer! After surviving the stressful holiday season, the guys dive deep into why we love merging festive joy with horror, discussing everything from killer Santas to homicidal snowmen. They explore the controversy that nearly buried Silent Night, Deadly Night, the groundbreaking influence of Black Christmas, and some truly bizarre entries in the subgenre. John's Top 5: Christmas Evil  Krampus  A Christmas Horror Story  Silent Night, Deadly Night Black Christmas Brian's Picks: Tales from the Crypt: "And All Through the House" Better Watch Out Jack Frost (yes, the killer snowman one) Santa Claws (Pittsburgh's own John Russo directs this... interesting choice) Plus honorable mentions including Jack Frost, Santa's Slay featuring Bill Goldberg, the scam masterpiece Silent Night Deadly Night 2 (GARBAGE DAY!), and the Nazi-elf nightmare that is Elves. Whether you're burned out on saccharine Christmas movies or just want something darker to balance out the holiday spirit, this episode has you covered. Perfect viewing for that weird week between Christmas and New Year's! Follow The Cinema Psychos Show on Socials ❤️‍🔥: Discord: https://discord.gg/7GZ9uuTJ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@cinemapsychosshow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cinemapsychospod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/cinemapsychospod Threads: https://www.threads.net/@cinemapsychospod   Listen to The Cinema Psychos Show on: Spotify: https://rebrand.ly/0v6eeno Apple: https://rebrand.ly/j5nrkp7  Amazon: https://rebrand.ly/5x5hzng Goodpods: https://rebrand.ly/picstv6 OR LISTEN ON YOUR FAVORITE PODCAST APP! https://cinemapsychosshow.com/follow   MAIN TITLE: "Red Alert"  AUTHOR: Jack Waldenmaier PUBLISHER: Music Bakery Publishing (BMI) WARNING: UNAUTHORIZED USE OF THE MUSIC CONTAINED IN THIS PRODUCTION IS SUBJECT TO CRIMINAL PROSECUTION. All copyrights, licensing, duplication and distribution rights are held exclusively by Music Bakery Publishing (BMI). 214-636-5887  musicbakery.com

    54 min
  8. Is Gigli (2003) Really That Bad? (Yes..It's Way Worse) | Movie Review

    12/12/2025

    Is Gigli (2003) Really That Bad? (Yes..It's Way Worse) | Movie Review

    The legend is true. We watched the infamous 2003 bomb "Gigli" so you don't have to, and the reality is somehow worse than the reputation. Starring Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez at the peak of "Bennifer" mania, this Martin Brest-directed disaster is a baffling mix of mob thriller, offensive rom-com, and unintentional comedy. In this episode, we break down: The cringeworthy plot of a hitman trying to "convert" a lesbian mob enforcer (J.Lo). The controversial and poorly handled portrayal of an intellectually disabled character by Justin Bartha. How studio interference ruined the director's vision, creating a tonally insane mess. Whether this movie truly killed J.Lo's film career and ended Martin Brest's. The random, inexplicable cameos from Al Pacino and Christopher Walken. We answer the question: Is Gigli a so-bad-it's-good classic, or just a painful, offensive relic of 2003? The answer might surprise you (but probably not). Follow The Cinema Psychos Show on Socials ❤️‍🔥: Discord: https://discord.gg/7GZ9uuTJ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@cinemapsychosshow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cinemapsychospod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/cinemapsychospod Threads: https://www.threads.net/@cinemapsychospod   Listen to The Cinema Psychos Show on: Spotify: https://rebrand.ly/0v6eeno Apple: https://rebrand.ly/j5nrkp7  Amazon: https://rebrand.ly/5x5hzng Goodpods: https://rebrand.ly/picstv6 OR LISTEN ON YOUR FAVORITE PODCAST APP! https://cinemapsychosshow.com/follow   MAIN TITLE: "Red Alert"  AUTHOR: Jack Waldenmaier PUBLISHER: Music Bakery Publishing (BMI) WARNING: UNAUTHORIZED USE OF THE MUSIC CONTAINED IN THIS PRODUCTION IS SUBJECT TO CRIMINAL PROSECUTION. All copyrights, licensing, duplication and distribution rights are held exclusively by Music Bakery Publishing (BMI). 214-636-5887  musicbakery.com

    1h 1m
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Love movies? The Cinema Psychos Show is your go-to movie review podcast that mixes comedy, film history, and unfiltered opinions. Each week, indie filmmakers Brian Cottington and John Wooliscroft dive into everything from cult horror and 80s classics to today's biggest blockbusters. Expect hilarious rants, deep dives into storytelling and cinematography, and the kind of film discussion you wish you had with your friends. Whether you're searching for funny movie reviews, horror podcast recommendations, or film analysis with personality—this show delivers

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