Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

Pitney & Amelia
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Here, queer, and in your ear, every other Friday. A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY! We may be awful, but we're right!

  1. They Can't All Be ABBA

    15H AGO

    They Can't All Be ABBA

    After a quick catching up (including dental work and horrible smells), Pitney and Amelia talk about the phenomenon of music acts being hugely successful around the world, especially in Europe, and yet they're unknown in the U.S., leading to a pledge to watch Eurovision this year. Amelia's peeved about the way poll results are described on TV. And finally, an "Am I the A*****e?" for the listeners to decide. Was the email Amelia received incredibly disgustingly rude, or was it no big deal? It's up to you!   Promo:  Chatsunami  https://www.chatsunami.com/  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Check out our various socials etc at https://linktr.ee/bitchenboutique  Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY! We may be awful, but we're right! Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.   The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.  And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.   Edited, engineered, produced, and promoted by Amelia.   LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | GenX | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health #Eurovision  #ABBA  #AITA  #petpeeves #LGBTQIAplus #Comedy #GenX #Fandom #Horror #Spirituality #MentalHealth

    49 min

  2. MAY 1 ·  BONUS

    We'll be right back!

    Life got in the way, as it does. So we weren't able to get a real episode out this week.  Stay tuned.   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Check out our various socials etc at https://linktr.ee/bitchenboutique   Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!   We may be awful, but we're right! Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.   The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.   LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | GenX | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health #whoops #reallifesucks #LGBTQIAplus #Comedy #GenX #Fandom #Horror #Spirituality #MentalHealth

    1 min
  3. Pickle Slut

    APR 17

    Pickle Slut

    An apology to those who googled "butter" and saw stuff. Pickles. Memories of Geocities. Catch phrases. Encores. And another long MCU-style post-credits scene. (Did you know we put those at the end of every episode? Just a little extra treat for those who stick it out!)   Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/  Doom Generation  https://www.doomgenerationpod.com/    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones. Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Check out our various socials etc at https://linktr.ee/bitchenboutique  Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!   We may be awful, but we're right! Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.   The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.  And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.   Edited, engineered, produced, and promoted by Amelia.   LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | GenX | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health #apology #grillospickles #catchphrases #encores  #petpeeves #LGBTQIAplus #Comedy #GenX #Fandom #Horror #Spirituality #MentalHealth

    46 min
  4. Personal Private Butter

    APR 2

    Personal Private Butter

    The correct way to pronounce "Reese's Pieces." Alternative news media that fails to cater to its audience. Then... BUTTER. Private Butter. Personal, private butter. You'll end up as fascinated and confused as we are, I promise. Promo: True Crime South Africa  https://truecrimesouthafrica.com/ Insta: @truecrimesouthafrica (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Check out our various socials etc at https://linktr.ee/bitchenboutique  Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!   We may be awful, but we're right! Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.   The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.  And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.    LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | GenX | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health   #TIFU #ReesesPieces #alternativenewsmedia #butter  #petpeeves  #LGBTQIAplus #Comedy #GenX #Fandom #Horror #Spirituality #MentalHealth

    45 min
  5. Humpsmaxxing Your Camel

    MAR 20

    Humpsmaxxing Your Camel

    Pitney and Amelia share news stories with each other that reveal that the worlds of incels and camels are remarkably similar. And our pet peeves this week are clown-level false eyelashes and inappropriate clapping.    Promos: Morbid Forest https://linktr.ee/themorbidforest   2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Check out our various socials etc at https://linktr.ee/bitchenboutique   Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!   We may be awful, but we're right! Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.   The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.  And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here. LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | GenX | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health    #IncelBros #CamelBeauty  #petpeeves    #LGBTQIAplus #Comedy #GenX #Fandom #Horror #Spirituality #MentalHealth

    56 min

  6. MAR 6

    Photobomb Aplomb

    Peeves and tangents, that's us in a nutshell! Unfair and, frankly, creepy beauty standards for women. Making FaceTime calls in public. Vets who really love doggies. Befriending a local legend. Oh and by the way, that fabulous moment in the Marvel-style post credits scene came from this episode of Carmen's Banana Cooking! https://youtu.be/vzCdpSJy9UM?si=kOY6BGsFTM1sRSio   Promos: Truly Twisted https://www.instagram.com/itstrulytwisted   2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones. Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Check out our various socials etc at https://linktr.ee/bitchenboutique  Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY! We may be awful, but we're right! Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday. The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.  And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here. LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | GenX | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health  #petpeeves  #LGBTQIAplus #Comedy #GenX #Fandom #Horror #Spirituality #MentalHealth

    47 min
  7. Bears of Little Brain

    FEB 20

    Bears of Little Brain

    Just when we think our brains stopped working because we're old, we realize we've always been calendar dumb. Showing up to things on the wrong day, not knowing what year it is... dumb. Commiserate with us! And this week in Peeves, people who dance in commercials and skinny bitches in fat chairs.  Promos:  Canary P.I.  https://rpcanarypi.carrd.co/   2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Check out our various socials etc at https://linktr.ee/bitchenboutique   Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!   We may be awful, but we're right! Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.   The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.   LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | GenX | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health #petpeeves #memory #GenX #LGBTQIAplus #Comedy #GenX #Fandom #Horror #Spirituality #MentalHealth

    56 min
  8. Like, Bag Those Opinions!

    FEB 6

    Like, Bag Those Opinions!

    We're getting old and we don't care what people think! Generation Zygote needs to mind their business. Are we the first generation to ignore the whole idea of "age appropriate?" You're welcome, children.  And in Peeves, the unnecessary complexity of unsubscribing and the arrogance of traffic lights! Promo:  Pop Culture Diary https://www.instagram.com/thepopculturediarypodcast/  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Check out our various socials etc at https://linktr.ee/bitchenboutique   Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!   We may be awful, but we're right! Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.   The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.   LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | GenX | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health #AgeAppropriate #GenerationX  #LGBTQIAplus #Comedy #GenX #Fandom #Horror #Spirituality #MentalHealth

    58 min
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Here, queer, and in your ear, every other Friday. A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY! We may be awful, but we're right!

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