The Comedian Next Door

John Branyan
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The Comedian Next Door

  1. 13h ago

    Riff 98 UPDATED - I uploaded the wrong file yesterday!!! Sorry!!!

    The Comedian Next Door

  2. 1d ago

    Riff 98 - Beating Florida Heat and The Dumbest Religion of All Time

    Remember when summer meant going outside because your parents were tired of looking at you? Juan and John do. In this episode, they reminisce about growing up in Florida, where the official state sport is sweating through your clothes before breakfast. They recall marathon games of kickball, wiffle ball, and the kind of heat that would make today's weather apps issue a dramatic warning. Juan even shares the engineering marvel he and his brother invented: a blanket tent over an air-conditioning vent that transformed a double-wide trailer into what they believed was the North Pole. Along the way, they wonder when surviving the summer went from being a childhood pastime to a liability waiver. They also wander into the surprisingly passionate debate over air conditioning, including why much of Europe spent decades treating it like an unnecessary luxury—right up until the atmosphere apparently decided to become soup. It's a funny trip back to a time when the cure for being overheated was drinking from a garden hose and then heading right back outside.

  3. 4d ago

    TCND: Monsoon at the Fair and Stolen Coolers

    Welcome to the table, Neighbor.  Come with us as we parse through Luke's complicated feelings about which sports team to root for.  THEN: Have you ever sailed a ship to the fair or wondered what it would be like to ride a ferris wheel under the sea?   We can tell you! AND:  * The Best Story of the Week!  (A new family legend, which we will tell again and again...)  It's the story of the Stolen Cooler...    (This story has a happier ending than the previous Stolen Cooler legend.) LATER:   The Peaches almost had to do her civic duty.  But, thankfully, the kids had some good ideas for getting out of jury duty.   Contact the Comedian's Family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com . (Send us your best stories about getting caught in the rain, or solving a mystery, or being summoned for jury duty!)

  4. Jul 16

    Riff 97 - Fried Butter and World Cup

    Join us as we explore the wild world of fair foods, the cultural quirks of sports fandom, and the humorous side of everyday life. From deep-fried delicacies to the mysteries of the World Cup, this episode is packed with laughs and insights. In this episode, we explore the quirky and humorous side of fair foods, regional delicacies, and bizarre food combinations, along with amusing stories about animals and food experiments. Join us for a lighthearted look at culinary creativity and the strange world of fair cuisine.

  5. Jul 13

    TCND: DON'T LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE (The Boring Episode)

    We've turned down the intro music to spare your ears, Neighbor!  Also, you don't want Luke (the PodNinja) in your cheer block. Every time he roots for a team, they end up losing... THEN: We're Vikings! Our people hail from the north, and we have powerful birthing hips. AND, it's Bridger's birthday! He celebrated in his favorite way... by flushing various things down the toilet.  LATER: an update on Luke's war with the thistle.  (You'll know it's time for the update when you hear the bumper music.) We hope this episode is a good break from all the very interesting, attention-grabbing things on the internet. Contact the Comedian's family nextdoor@johnbranyan.com

  6. Jul 9

    Riff 96 - Boom Goes the Neighborhood and Defining Indecent

    We set out to talk about fireworks and somehow ended up with a tour of the neighborhood personalities who make every holiday feel like a live-action sociology experiment. Along the way, we compare fireworks laws in Georgia and Indiana, wonder how the same explosive can be either a treasured tradition or probable evidence, and marvel at the confidence of people who treat safety warnings as optional reading. From there, we wander through memorable neighborhood encounters, the strange customs that become normal once you've lived next door to them long enough, and celebration enthusiasm that crosses into illegal behavior. We also speculate as to why fireworks have become such a fixture of American celebrations, and how everyday life keeps producing stories that are far funnier than anything people would invent.

  7. Jul 6

    TCND: McKinney's Take Over (and African Americans and a Suicide Note)

    The Comedian Next Door, John Branyan, is a cabin dad at church camp this week. But don't worry! Bridger is here! First, we read a couple things from the mail bag.  Our thistle problems will soon be no more! Then, Dale Partridge is off-the-rails.  But here's a story about a conservative pastor who really needs to man-up. LATER,  have you heard of Homeschoolers Anonymous?  One of the founders killed himself this week.  And the Roys Report had some amazingly positive things to say about him, considering his last act on earth was one of abuse toward his wife and family.  (The Peaches reads from his suicide note, proving this dude was absolutely evil.) Contact the Comedian's Family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com.   :)

  8. Jun 29

    TCND: Moisture Problems and Over-Inclusion (How To Go Crazy)

    We have several problems, Neighbor--and all of them involve moisture.   Cooincidence?!  We think not! THEN: The Peaches learned a new term, and it will either help you become a better comedian or drive you crazy.  Proceed with caution.  LATER: John shares a story about when he realized his bi-polar father was losing touch with reality.  But, on the plus side, he almost became the heir of an Aloe Vera Farm! Contact the Comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com and let us know if you tend to be a bit of a conspiracy theorist.

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