Crit Squad Shortwave Radio

It’s probably hard to find sympathy in your hearts for a bunch of career criminals. But c’mon, it’s not like you wage slaves are gonna change anything about the world either, right?
In this stylized, action-packed, live-play RPG show, five career criminals wake up in prison with bags on their heads and bombs in their brains. Will they follow orders and do as their told (probably not) or will they get those bombs out of their noggins and go on to Run another day? Realistically, that’s a big ol’ probably not on that last one too—In fact it’s unlikely anyone will survive. But we don’t know, because we haven’t played it yet!
Oh, and, uh…maybe don’t listen to this one out loud at work. Or around your kids. Or…y’know…
…the point is there are lots of swears.

In the very first episode of Crit Squad, we meet our heroes: some horrible criminals with bombs in their heads!
A Bald Orc Woman with badass snake tattoos and no memory of anything!
A Beefy enforcer with an eastern European accent and an adorable brain injury!
A Japanese dwarf raised in New York, with [Surprise!] a huge authority problem!
A Journalist who knows way too much about drugs!
A Barista in too-tight pants with a LARGE collection of guns and a deeply unsettling smile!
Follow them as they cope with their newfound imprisonment in the only way they know how: by trying to escape in a highly risky and explosive fashion!
Crit Squad is Lindsay Zana, Eric Snyder, Jeff Chaney, Chris Henry, and John DeVries. And we’re really sorry about all the swearing.

The squad is dumped into the middle of a radioactive wasteland, tasked with finding secret data from a seemingly abandoned site. Before they get their bearings, a new enemy emerges and leaves some of the group struggling for their lives. And it’s not even Tuesday yet…
Crit Squad is Lindsay Zana, Eric Snyder, Jeff Chaney, Chris Henry, and John DeVries. And we’re really sorry about all the swearing.

Having survived mortal danger ten minutes into their first assignment–a danger new to some–the squad must regroup and find safety before the radioactive wilderness comes to claim them.
And there’s that mysterious cottage in the distance…
Crit Squad is Lindsay Zana, Eric Snyder, Jeff Chaney, Chris Henry, and John DeVries. And we’re really sorry about all the swearing.

Beaten and Bleeding from a hilarious number of very large holes, the squad regroups and learns just how alone they are in this ordeal. Jon Galt showcases some of his more illicit skillset. Sacha nearly breaks a priceless piece of computing equipment.

The squad regroups after the last battle. Broken and stranded, they resort to violent measures to unlock the secret of the mysterious cottage in the middle of the SOX. Videogame fans among you will recognize the potential danger of what they uncover…