The Say Report

The Say Report
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We say what we want to about those things going on in our lives past, present, and future!!

  1. 5d ago

    The Five Hundredth Report!!!!!

    500 Episodes is a big number, but the Say Reporters try to treat it like any other episode as they discuss recent experiences with the emergent markets in female professional sports, discuss the darker truths about a member of The Paw Patrol, and Devon basically loses his mind over the film “One Night Only” It all comes out as a fun way to celebrate spending time together with each other and with you the listeners.Join us on this journey that looks back with fondness and looks forward with hope!

  2. Aug 10

    The One Where Devon Embarrasses Himself in Regards to Transformers

    Devon accepts a challenge issued by Sejohn after the latest taping* prior to this Time Capsule Episode recorded on 3/11/2026 and attempts to share his knowledge on the Old Testament of Transformers lore, including but not limited to Primus, Unicron, and the original thirteen cybertronians. Thank you to Zach from This Toy Makes Me Happy for getting over his distaste at Devon's inaccuracies on the subject and agreeing to record a disclaimer in service of warning others. *This time capsule episode is inspired by an off-hand comment made about The Thirteen Primes in episode 477 of The Say Report, we give a pretty good recap of how and why that lead to this episode but if you would like further context we recommend going back and giving it a listen

    The One Where Devon Embarrasses Himself in Regards to Transformers

  3. Aug 3

    Red Sun At Night Kryptonian’s Delight

    The bulk of this episode is spent discussing the 2026 Supergirl film and trying to figure out why people seem to have been so offended by the film, when both of the Say Reporters really enjoyed their time with it. Surrounding that is are some lovely discussions about our experiences with Early Access Video Games, the various adaptations of Batman, specifically The Joker that we have seen in recent entertainment, Rhode Island Bigfoot Sightings, continuing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle victories, and the latest PC Recompilation of a game that had Devon smiling from ear to ear.

    Red Sun At Night Kryptonian’s Delight

  4. Jul 27

    And Now Back to Our Regularly Scheduled Podcast

    The Say Report is back to being recorded during its usually scheduled time and after clearing some initial hurdles Devon and Sejohn are back into their old grooves discussing their experiences with popular culture and the world over the past week. Including but not limited to sharing those moments in their employment histories that radicalized them, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles observations, and their own Odyssey’s that led them to experience Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey during the past few weeks.

    And Now Back to Our Regularly Scheduled Podcast

  5. Jul 20

    The Sherlock Pubes Report

    After finally having a mystery that has plagued Devon solved, The Say Reporters are back in the studio to for a  state of the union episode where we deliver discussion on various topics near and dear to our hearts.The future of Daylight Savings Time and the Sunshine Protection act some sneaks its way into the first slot, then Sejohn takes the conversation to the movies to discuss the differences between satire and the newly minted bit of Say Vocabulary “Fratire” with his deeper exploration into the horror cinema of the 1990’s through the Leslie Nielsen lense with a particular focus on Dracula Dead and Loving It and RepossessedDevon uses this as a spring board to discuss his interaction with modern cinema with viewings of the Live-Action “Moana” remake and David Wain’s latest film and Sundance darling “Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass”Then it is off to the realm of the small screen where Sejohn has continued his odyssey through the realm of adult animation from the 2000’s with a stop at Superjail and Devon expounds upon the start of his journey to rewatch The Adventures of Pete & Pete with the Shorts and Specials from the early days of Nickelodeon. The final stop is video games where Sejohn has rejoined his in progress trek through Batman: The Telltale Series and Devon has just embarked on the master quest Adventure 2 of Diddy King Racing and both agree that when Nintendo meets Monopoly the winner is the player. Things are returning back to normal at the Say Report and we couldn’t be happier as we embark upon this final stretch of road to episode 500!

    The Sherlock Pubes Report

  6. Jul 13

    And now I find you in bed with my mother… what kind of a father are you?

    It is another excused absence episode and we are taking this opportunity to finish off the Tom Arnold Trilogy from 1996 by celebrating the 30th Anniversary of “Carpool” which saw Tom paired against David Paymer is a buddy-road-heist comedy the likes of which the world has never seen before or since. Will rounding out his three film year give us a new found respect for the actor or will we finally understand why Sejohn’s parents had already gotten off the Tom Arnold train by the time his pedestal year of 1996 had arrived.

    And now I find you in bed with my mother… what kind of a father are you?

  7. Jul 6

    40 Years of One Crazy Summer

    In this latest excused absence episode The Say Reporters are taking a trip to Nantucket to celebrate One Crazy Summer with their friends Hoops McCann, Cassandra Eldridge, Ack Ack Raymond, George and Squid Calamari, and The Stork Twins that time they tried to save Cassandra’s Grandfather’s house by creating and mounting the greatest media blitz in the history of the island before having to pivot and win the Annual Nantucket Regatta. All of that was happening while trying to avoid crossing the path of a giant rabies infected dolphin, painfully setting up a plausible scenario for Godzilla to terrorize the town, win a million dollars from the local radio station, and doing their best to avoid adding yet another film to the Doug Neidermeyer shared cinematic universe.

    40 Years of One Crazy Summer

  8. Jun 29

    Mel Brooks Made It!

    This episode The Say Reporters are elated to wish Mel Brooks a Happy Hundredth Birthday and that energy can be felt throughout the entire affair. Whether it is discuss old episodes of Aqua Teen Hunger Force that YouTube’s algorithm has decided to recommend in the strangest ways possible, the completely insane marketing campaign for Tom Cruise’s latest film “Digger,: Devon’s endorsement of “Supergirl” and “Toy Story 5” as films worth seeing, Sejohn getting real deep about the nature of parody films and why “Scary MoVIe” felt like such a return to form, and mode a wedding can put a person into whether it be a close friend’s or a celebrity’s like the rumored one that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce will be having in New York City next weekend!It is an absolute insane way to spend two-ish hours of your time and remember if this is somehow the very first episode that you have listened to of The Say Report reach out to us at TheSayReport@gmail.com for a special prize! (Offer ends upon publishing of the next episode of The Say Report on 7/6/2026)

    Mel Brooks Made It!
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  • Creator
    The Say Report
  • Years Active
    2017 - 2026
  • Episodes
    589
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