The Lampions

The Lampions

4.8 (4)
COMEDY

The Lampions

Podcast by King Brisket

03/10/2021

Episode 30: Sexy Grandmas Larry Bird and Lamb Sexual Puppetry

Hello Smokies and Brats. It's been way too long but the Lampions are still here with a backlog the size of Andre the Giant's underwear. This episode was the last recorded before the pandemic when we could still hang out face to face. It's pretty disgusting. Hope you enjoy.

59 min
06/12/2020

Episode 29: Tingly Jingle Balls, Pickle Jizz Taco Bell and Epstein Veal

Hello Smokies and Brats. It's been too long. The Lampions are back with a Christmas episode to celebrate the beginning of the summer. We talk ham prep, Christmas cookie and we even get a visit from Fiscal Santa Claus and we get to wish for things we will never receive.

57 min
02/25/2020

Lampions Episode 27: Lies, Cool Ranch, And Working With Negative People

Hello Smokies and Brats. We have been gone way too long. This week we are rudely interrupted by some vegans, work through holiday grievances, talk ejaculate cleanup and working with negative people. Enjoy.

51 min
12/17/2019

Lampions Episode 26: Damn Cloud. You're a dick bro.

Welcome back smokies and brats! The Lampions recorded an episode back in October and I thought ya'll might want to hear it now that its Chrimmas time. We spend most of our meat related podcast talking about family, Halloween candy and other nefarious topics and then Cookie tells all these corporate D-Bags how we should really be running meat departments with a Cars tribute at the end. Enjoy.

49 min
10/25/2019

Lampions Episode 25: Wizard Vaginas, Poop Phones, and Hour Cuts

Hello Smokies and Brats. We're back. (Sorry.) This episode is all about shit phones, rib flavored condoms, and crazy customers with outlandish expectations. We also debate coleslaw on pulled pork sandwiches and why corporations cut service worker hours to meet market expectations.

51 min
09/12/2019

Lampions Episode 24: Organics and 60% Less Horse Shit

Hello smokies and brats. The microdicks are back for more shit talk and nonsensical humor. We talk the organic myth, donuts, forgetting weed in your pocket and all sorts of other life changing topics. Also, I sing one very poorly prepared goat song.

1 hr
08/31/2019

Lampions Episode 23: Mustard Farts, Office Jockeys, and What is Rotten?

Who are the Lampions? asked no one! We're back for another action packed episode where we explore many a topic including the value of overnights, what's too gross to sell and eat, and how much finger is too much to lose in a deli slicer?

1h 12m
07/02/2019

lampions episode 22:

Hello people. Its the Lampions back for more meat talk. We are four broken men talking about dead things! This week we talk grinder mishaps, our favorite knives and Cookie has a special birthday message for D.P. The Goat song of the Week is a great Joe Cocker remix. Remember that you can choose to ignore us, but we're not going anywhere.

35 min

4.8

out of 5

4 Ratings

Podcast by King Brisket

Creator

The Lampions
Years Active

2017 - 2021
Episodes

29
Rating

Explicit
Copyright

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