Run Your Mouth Podcast

Run Your Mouth
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Loudmouth and unresearched comedian Robbie "TheFIRE" Bernstein breakdowns the days biggest new stories. This is the best 40 minute, somewhat daily news show, ever known to man. Thos who have listened, have walked away more informed and confused at the same time. QUESTION EVERYTHING. EAT SANDWICHES. RUN YOUR MOUTH.

  1. Netanyahu Tells Trump to Ignore His Own Voters While Shapiro Pitches Us a Ground War

    2D AGO

    Netanyahu Tells Trump to Ignore His Own Voters While Shapiro Pitches Us a Ground War

    Rob Bernstein opens with a produced satirical cold open recapping the full lunacy of the Iran war, then dives into why the Kash Patel hack was probably Iran flexing that they have more dirt where that came from. The episode centers on the growing case for breaking up with Israel: other countries are paying Iran for Hormuz access, creating a natural off-ramp to the war that only Israel loses from -- and Donald Trump might finally be cornered into choosing between Netanyahu and reality. Rob tears through clips of Caroline Levitt insisting Iran has "already been defeated" while Iran blows up a $300 million plane and strikes Israeli desalination plants, Marco Rubio's goalpost-shifting "weeks not months" timeline that's now past a month, Netanyahu telling Trump to ignore anti-war polls, and Ben Shapiro's pitch for ground troops that boils down to "we have a military so we might as well use it." Trump's staff reveals they have an unofficial rule of waiting for him to say something twice before acting on it because he says too much crazy stuff, and Rob proposes a 24-hour confirmation system for presidential statements. The show wraps with USAID green energy grift allegations in Ukraine, the TSA self-funding fix, and DeSantis spending $2 million to rename an airport after Trump. Full episode on YouTube: RobbieTheFire More content and paywalled episodes at robbernsteincomedy.com -- all five bucks a month. Merch at: RobbernsteinMerch.com Sponsors: YOKRATOM.com --- ## Chapters 00:00:00 - Cold Open: The Iran War Satirical Newsreel 00:06:07 - Kash Patel Hack: Iran Flexing They Got More 00:07:01 - Countries Paying Iran for Hormuz Access: The Off-Ramp 00:09:52 - Cut Your Losses and Break Up With Israel 00:12:09 - Trump Wants His Signature on US Currency 00:13:35 - Trump's Negotiation Timeline: 5 Days, 10 Days, 15 Days 00:14:06 - Iran Blows Up a Kurdish Oil Tanker and a $300M Plane 00:15:14 - The Military's "95% Obliterated" Lie 00:16:57 - New York Post Selling the War: Ex-General Says We're Ahead of Schedule 00:17:42 - Roll the Clip: Rubio's War Timetable 00:19:17 - Rubio on Iran: Imagine If They Spent Money on Their People 00:20:42 - Rubio's Weeks Not Months Claim vs. Reality 00:23:06 - Netanyahu Says War Beyond Halfway Point, Tells Trump to Ignore Polls 00:25:28 - War Progress Report: Only 30% of Stockpiles Destroyed 00:26:00 - Trump on the Aircraft Carrier Getting Hit 00:27:05 - 13 US Bases Uninhabitable and Remote Work Joke 00:27:44 - Caroline Levitt: Iran Has Already Been Defeated 00:30:05 - Monty Python "Tis But a Scratch" Iran Comparison 00:30:40 - The Hill: Trump's Staff Waits for Him to Say It Twice 00:33:41 - Comments Break 00:37:40 - Trump Distracted by a Gold Tractor 00:38:26 - Proposal: ADD Trump Off These Topics with Atlantis 00:39:44 - Trump on Unused 10-Year-Old Equipment (Epstein Context) 00:40:25 - Trump's 15-Point Iran Truce Plan Lets Missiles Slide 00:42:54 - Trump Annoyed France Won't Share Airspace 00:44:53 - Europe Breaking Up With Israel Over Oil 00:45:15 - Ben Shapiro's Pitch for Ground Troops 00:46:00 - This Is COVID All Over Again: Two Weeks to Slow the Curve 00:48:12 - Shapiro Flips the Script: "Military Activity Is Necessary" 00:50:51 - Iranian Propaganda Guy Mocking Trump and Epstein Connection 00:53:02 - Mark Levin Troops on the Ground Tease 00:53:18 - Trump on Fox: My Uncle at MIT Knew Nukes 00:55:37 - Hegseth on Hormuz Tolling: "Unacceptable" 00:58:03 - Producer Man Technical Difficulties 00:58:23 - Netanyahu "I Can Control the Height of the Flames" Leaked Video 01:00:34 - USAID Ukraine Clean Energy Grift Allegations 01:02:53 - At Least Trump Gives Us Real Problems (Not Climate Nonsense) 01:03:29 - Ice Core CO2 Study: Both Sides Claim Victory 01:04:27 - TSA Self-Funding Fix: Just Charge $10 a Ticket 01:05:30 - Politicians Only Fix Things When It Affects Their Flights 01:07:06 - Florida Renames Palm Beach Airport for Trump 01:07:34 - Comments, Paywall Tease, and Sign-Off

    1h 10m
  2. Iran Sent Trump a Secret Gift and He Won't Tell Us What It Is

    MAR 25

    Iran Sent Trump a Secret Gift and He Won't Tell Us What It Is

    Rob Bernstein tears apart Donald Trump's latest Iran war claims -- from the mystery "gift" Iran allegedly sent Trump ("I can't tell you what it is, but it's worth a tremendous amount of money") to the moving goalposts on regime change, to the $1.5 billion insider trading allegations tied to Trump's war announcements. Rob breaks down the full timeline: Trump's 48-hour ultimatum that ended with him folding, the "negotiations" Iran says never happened, the two-minute daily video briefings where Trump gets cherry-picked war highlights, and Pete Hegseth's claim that "we negotiate with bombs." Plus Rob dissects Mark Levin's dirty tricks interview with Joe Kent, gives his predictions for how this war ends, and asks the question nobody on the right wants to hear: would we have been better off with Kamala? I accidentally ran audio from my computer instead of my fancy giant microphone in my face. Better quality audio on the next one. My bad. Full episode and subscriber content at robbernsteincomedy.com -- all five bucks a month. Merch at: RobBernsteinMerch.com Sponsors: Yokratom.com Sheath.com TimeStamps: 00:00:00 - Going Live: Porch Season and New Sketches 00:01:24 - Draft Age Raised to 42: How to Dodge It 00:02:13 - Rob's Tips for Avoiding the Iran Draft 00:04:04 - Live Chat Comments 00:04:48 - Don't Let the Democrats Be Right 00:05:44 - Trump's Confidence: The Magic Show Analogy 00:09:07 - Has Trump Jumped the Shark? 00:09:47 - Live Chat: Sunk Cost Fallacy and Allergies 00:11:01 - Trump Clip: "We Killed All Their Leadership" 00:12:28 - Iran Sent Trump a Gift He Can't Tell Us About 00:15:04 - The Full Trump-Iran Timeline Breakdown 00:16:24 - Trump's Two-Minute War Briefing Montage 00:17:43 - Cherry-Picked Highlights for the Commander-in-Chief 00:18:47 - The $1.5 Billion Insider Trading Allegations 00:20:58 - Trump's Hormuz Claims: "Maybe Me and the Ayatollah" 00:22:57 - Iran Calls Trump's Negotiations "Talking to Yourselves" 00:23:37 - Iran's Response Video: "Don't Call Your Defeat an Agreement" 00:26:05 - Predictions: How Does This War End? 00:32:28 - Iran Rejects Trump's 15 Demands, Lays Out 5 Conditions 00:36:06 - Pete Hegseth Was First to Push for War 00:36:50 - "We Negotiate With Bombs" -- Pete Hegseth 00:38:33 - Iran Rejects Trump Ceasefire, Moving Goalposts on Nukes 00:41:23 - The Daily Show Clip: Biden Official Makes Sense 00:43:58 - Would We Have Been Better Off With Kamala? 00:44:25 - Mark Levin vs. Joe Kent: The Dirty Tricks Interview 00:48:28 - Rob's Impression: Levin's Micropenis Interrogation 00:50:28 - Iran's 47 Years of Terrorism? Rob Checks the Receipts 00:52:15 - Mark Levin's Only Evidence: Witkoff and Kushner Said So 00:54:43 - Why Would Kent Whistleblow? The Motive Question 00:56:45 - robbernsteincomedy.com Plug 00:57:38 - Joe Kent's Full Story: Conservative Show Without Levin Tricks 01:02:52 - Closing: Boston Shows, Porch Season, Sayonara

    1h 3m
  3. Trump's "Harmless Straits" and the CIA's Gay Ayatollah File

    MAR 18

    Trump's "Harmless Straits" and the CIA's Gay Ayatollah File

    Rob Bernstein breaks down Donald Trump's never-ending "victory lap" as the Iran war spirals -- from the CIA briefing that Iran's new Supreme Leader might be gay, to Trump calling kamikaze boats AI-generated, to the President accidentally going full Yoda mid-press conference ("Dig, we must"). Rob covers Joe Kent's resignation from the National Counterterrorism Center, NATO allies refusing to join the war, Trump threatening to abandon the Strait of Hormuz, the Huckabee-Netanyahu "proof of life" video, JD Vance taking over DOGE, and the Comer subpoena of Pam Bondi over Epstein. Plus Bobby the Bank stops by with war stories from meeting Rogan and Zuckerberg at UFC, and the Sheath Underwear "Pouch Madness" sale. Full episode and subscriber content at robbernsteincomedy.com -- all five bucks a month. Sponsors: - Sheath Underwear -- code RYM for 20% off + Pouch Madness sale up to 50% off at sheathunderwear.com - YoKratom.com -- home of the $60 kilo CHAPTERS 00:00:00 - Cold Open: Satirical News Headlines 00:04:08 - Welcome to Trump's Victory Lap 00:05:47 - CIA Briefing: Iran's New Supreme Leader Is Probably Gay 00:09:20 - Taking Out Iranian Leadership -- The Janitor Peace Deal 00:10:04 - Trump's Greatest Clips: "Nobody Could Have Known" 00:13:01 - Trump Goes Full Yoda: "Dig, We Must" 00:15:07 - Joe Kent Resigns Over Iran War 00:18:16 - Trump's Response: "The Losers Are Self-Deleting" 00:21:22 - Mark Levin: Voice of the Dystopian Regime 00:25:11 - Iran: Masters of Media Manipulation? 00:27:23 - Trump Claims Kamikaze Boats Are AI-Generated 00:32:54 - Sponsor Break: YoKratom and RobBernsteinComedy.com 00:33:34 - Live Chat Comments: Is Netanyahu AI? 00:36:04 - Bobby the Bank Joins: Meeting Rogan and Zuckerberg at UFC 00:42:06 - Sheath Origin Story: Bad Underwear in Iraq 00:48:40 - Sheath Pouch Madness Sale + Elements Collection 00:51:29 - Back to Iran: NATO Won't Help with the Strait of Hormuz 00:53:19 - Boots on the Ground: Trump "Not Afraid of Anything" 00:53:51 - War Update: Carrier Fires, Israeli Strikes, Asymmetric Warfare 00:55:21 - Trump Wants Cuba Too 00:56:08 - Huckabee-Netanyahu Proof of Life Video 00:58:41 - Comer Subpoenas Pam Bondi Over Epstein 00:59:47 - JD Vance Takes Over DOGE: The Fraud Task Force 01:03:30 - Closing: Paywall Topics and Final Chat Comments

    1h 6m
  4. Trump "Wins" Iran War But Keeps Bombing Anyway

    MAR 11

    Trump "Wins" Iran War But Keeps Bombing Anyway

    Rob rips into Trump's Iran war flip-flops ("We already won… but let's win bigger!"), Congress grift, democracy as a liar contest, Kristi Noem affair drama, Epstein files silence, sleeper cell hype, and Alex Jones finally admitting the betrayal. Raw, no-filter commentary. Subscribe for more unhinged takes. Time Stamps: 00:00 Cold open & tonight's headlines (Iran war satire, fake injury guy) 02:07 Show intro & producer man roast 02:44 Iran war rant – Congress useless, replace with TV specials 03:33 Democracy = best liar contest (Trump shines) 05:09 Trump validating "dictator" fears + war/censorship worries 08:55 Trump: "War already won… but let's win bigger!" 10:57 Strait of Hormuz "don't be pussies" → mines panic 15:00 Propaganda clips & Lego Trump roast 19:20 Sleeper cells hype + nuclear bunkers for elites 22:42 John Brennan accidentally makes sense on Trump tactics 26:00 Iran mass-text to Israel – Gaza comparison hypocrisy 28:38 Bumbling Iran assassin plot – FBI entrapment theory 35:00 Alexander brothers Epstein-linked convictions 37:57 Kristi Noem affair fallout & cuckold husband roast 40:00 Outro & paywall tease (Alex Jones betrayal, Tucker Chabad) Sponsors: Sheath.com (Promocode: RYM) Yokratom.com Sub for more content and support the show: Robbernsteicomedy.com Merch at: Robbernsteinmerch.com

    57 min
  5. The Iran Non War

    MAR 5

    The Iran Non War

    Breakdown of the Iran war + Latest Epstein stuff including Bill + Hillarie's depositions. Premium content at www.robbernsteincomedy.com including additional episodes and more Merch at: RobBernsteinMerch.com Sponsors: Yokratom.com Www.sheath.com (Promocode: RYM)

    1h 11m
  6. Trump double down triple ramp up

    FEB 25

    Trump double down triple ramp up

    Quick recap of the state of the union, the latest Epstein, Iran and tariff news. www.robbernsteincomedy.com $5 a month for subscriber content. Today we'll be getting into recent shootings. They're also my presentation on FBI entrapment schemes and an hour long episode from yesterday on covering juicy stories. SPONSORS: Yokratom.com Sheath.com (PROMOCODE: RYM) Merch at: Robbernsteinmerch.com Live dates at: Robbernsteincomedy.com - this weekend opening up for Dave Smith at the comedy Dojo in NJ

    1h 1m

  7. FEB 19

    That's a Wrap

    Shorter episode of Bondi has declared Epstein over + Ukraine/Iran wars. www.robbernsteincomedy.com for second half on Michael Jordan, Trans Shooters, Cops busting Autists and more. Sponsors: Yokratom.com Sheath.com (Promocode RYM) Merch at RobBernsteinMerch.com

    44 min

  8. FEB 12

    Mainstream Myths about Labor Income And Profit Rates

    @GeneSohoForum coming through with the Graphs and walkthrough of the real story in American Labor markets. Are American's underpaid by greedy corporations? Find out on today's episode.

    2h 60m
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Loudmouth and unresearched comedian Robbie "TheFIRE" Bernstein breakdowns the days biggest new stories. This is the best 40 minute, somewhat daily news show, ever known to man. Thos who have listened, have walked away more informed and confused at the same time. QUESTION EVERYTHING. EAT SANDWICHES. RUN YOUR MOUTH.

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  • Creator
    Run Your Mouth
  • Years Active
    2017 - 2026
  • Episodes
    500
  • Rating
    Explicit
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