48 Minutes of Dogs Barking : A Podcast About The Internet

Jason Robinson, Bryan Sutter
  • 5.0 (5)
  • Comedy
  • Weekly

You might be Online, but are you Extremely Online to know what I mean when I say "Groverhaus" or "Chewbacca ate my balls"? Can you tell the difference between a meme and an Image Macro? Does an image of a cartoon frog preparing to smoke a joint made of a werewolf's turd make you nostalgic for when cartoon frogs weren't fascist? Prepare for a magical journey through the Internet's darkest times and recent madness with us. You'll be amazed by what you hear. We're 48 Minutes Of Dogs Barking. We care.

  1. 4d ago

    The (2nd) Scariest 14 Words

    Submit your t-shirt designs, prepare to hump the sheep mascot and write a letter in the URL bar, it's 48 Minutes of Threads Lessing This week : why giving Hank AI your info to get a free pizza was/is a bad idea, Kiwibank sending out cease and desists for social media users who want to bone down their sheep mascot, a Twitter user did a 30+ tweet thread about how hot a Nissan Skyline R32 is, the origin and current state of crowdsourcing t-shirt website Threadless and an app called TinyLittleOffice that lets you save your documents in your URL bar. Fun Fact : This episode is officially the first time we ever publicly trash talk cartoonist Nathan Pyle. Come at me, dogg. Try TinyLittleOffice : https://tinylittleoffice.com/ Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "{YTP} ~ Beans" by inferno3345 - https://youtu.be/rugnadFEseE Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

  2. Oct 21

    I Kissed an Elderly Poll Volunteer to Death

    Click the Bald Eagle button, go off book with your scene partner and start sexting your chatbots, it's 48 Minutes of Scribs Dooning This week our hosts fuel Jason's obsession with Star Wars Galactic Racer breakout star Biddy Blas, act out a sext chain from Muse AI, enjoy the riffs from Pineapple Honeydew on how ChatBBT addicts sound, go looking for the new trend Ball Hog (it's not sexy, sadly), discover the origins of "You Can Go To Five or Six Stores or Just One" and the boys do a speedrun of The Onion's new Voting Simulator 3D. Fun Fact : This episode is dedicated to the gallant people of Afghanistan Play Voting Simulator - https://theonion.com/voting-simulator/ Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "The BEST of Biddy Blas" by Backseat Gamers - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_Fmf5Kwx54 "You are all absolute pookies fr fr" by Richard Summers-Calvert - https://x.com/RichardSCalvert/status/2110326100832207171 "ChatBBT should I order more glasses???" by Pineapple Honeydew - https://www.tiktok.com/@pineapple.honeydew/video/7695843828867091726 "(untitled)" by ActingClassSarantos - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka2HdXEqBNc "you could stop at five or six stores" by josh (original by ActingClassSarantos) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCeQLeQiRP4 "HOW DO COWS HAVE SAFE SEX?" by ActingClassSarantos - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeC6X2poQ9c "KRAMER VS KRAMER "I want our son"" by ActingClassSarantos - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2I3qIgJ5foo "ALEX C--- I'm going to kill you" by ActingClassSarantos - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mko1-WjhcGE "John I Want a Divorce" by Dandy (original by ActingClassSarantos) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDXrP9HET2A Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

  3. Oct 14

    Million Dollar Penis

    Strap on your Nikon, FART well and often and prepare to get real specific about your F-Stop, it's 48 Minutes of Rockwells Kenning This week our hosts learn about Jesus from a guy who went to Heaven for 18 days, Jason gets banned for a single word from the Sonic The Hedgehog Discord, Andrew Tate gets busted for bestiality porn, a blogger sends Shrek's penis to a state Senator, the boys revel in a new vocal stim simply known as Million Dollar Penis, we revisit the classic website for Film Enthusiast of Ken Rockwell - the Chuck Norris of Photography - and we soothe ourselves by riding the rails with Sami Smith and his site Railpass. Fun Fact : This episode is likely very niche and might be too normie or uncool for many listeners. But hey, no crypto scams, no gross photos, so it's a wash really. Ride the rails in style and comfort : https://train.samismith.com/ Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "Blind Man's Penis (Peace and Love)" by Ramsey Kearney - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHTMH_NVZ3I&t=20 "Fox interviews a guy who claims he went to heaven for 18 days." by @RichardHanania - https://twitter.com/RichardHanania/status/2106878167550153160 "Tried taking a video of this..." by @spenceratta (reposted by @coldmansstew) - https://twitter.com/coldmansstew/status/2107649939623063609 "Million dollar mansion #edit #memes #getviral..." by @PoopyGorillaFace1 - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/A6M6U9Ugcgg Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

  4. Oct 8

    Nifty Net Nuggets

    Pop the top on some 32oz Modelos, book your trip to Seaworld and prepare to overshare, it's 48 Minutes of Wumpuses Torturing This week our hosts watch as people draw the torture of Discord mascot Wumpus, read some reviews of the new Hannukah Barbie (meh.), examine the one standout weirdo in the West Mass. Lesbian Bar drama (yes, it's the person with the Secular Hijab), follow Justin Hall's Links from the Underground, bask in the Internet that once was and give thanks to Seaworld for finally making Seaworld horny, as we requested. Fun Fact : This episode was late because of a chili cookoff and no we won't be explaining any further. Sorry, but also, you're welcome. Watch Justin's documentary "overshare: the links.net story" - https://youtu.be/AxD4mqFtySQ Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "{YTP} ~ Wares(tm)" by DaThings - https://youtu.be/lBucStqarD4 "Sharing my Divorce" by Justin Hall - https://youtu.be/vfcAPeOoa_Y   Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

  5. Sep 30

    Beer is Like The Nectar of Man

    Crack open a tallboy, strap on your fingerless gloves and let fly with your weird opinions about women, it's 48 Minutes of Demoniuses X'ing This week we learn about notorious Redditor i_love_femboys_6969 who planned a terror attack, Dan Gheesling's U.S. Army–sponsored boot camp game show stream on Twitch and The Go Off Kings' parody stream, the life and videos of the singular DemoniusX and we dip back into the Shock.jpg well once more with a guy getting his nuts bit by a baby gator. Enjoy! Fun Fact : This episode was marred by the fact that many 2007-era DemoniusX videos are no longer around and haven't been archived. We regret the incomplete experience. Catch up with DemoniusX : https://www.youtube.com/@TheDemoniusX Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "Yes tonight's stream is sponsored. No I will not be answering any further questions about it !surfshark" by GoOffKings - https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2877008228 (you can view a backup on YouTube as the channel got suspended - https://youtu.be/-MMsJi76zb4) "wise words from DemoniusX Part 2" by Funny Quotes - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi1kEDHfT-g "lost demoniusx vidlog" by keelsonyoutub - https://youtu.be/M6dLcDZfrxo "DemoniusX On Failed Relationships and Fleshlights (Reupload)" by summNo - https://youtu.be/GFZMCdNxUdc "DemoniusX - Prologue" by TheDemoniusX - https://youtu.be/JqejTuD_Ahw "DemoniusX vlog - My well being." by TheDemoniusX - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdTa_YVi-9c&t=160s "TF2 griefing starring DemoniusX" by FartSack - https://youtu.be/TXuitQ_nY-E "Flame Shirts and Fingerless Gloves - The Man Means Business" by DemonusX - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7kwznpUEak Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

  6. Sep 23

    His Supreme Fatness

    In honor of the 200th episode of this podcast, please remove your shirts and begin the ceremonial eating of the giant chocolate bunnies. OH YEAH folks, it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking! This week Bryan and Jason teach a fly brain how to play DOOM, marry Matt Berry's new Skyrim character (he's furniture), mourn the passing of the Crypto Scam O' The Week segment with one last hit on Revoult getting scammed, return to our roots and cover an unreleased episode about His Supreme Fatness, The Fatman, bring back the Shock.jpg segment one more time with FEMse and we get into a SportsCenter-like conversation about pasta via the LifeTimePastaPass website. Enjoy! Fun Fact : This episode is probably the most audio cuts from poorly-recorded livestreams we've ever done, until we get around to doing DemoniousX. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "Fatman Live! A Chick Calls Fatman" by fatmanmirrorsagain - https://youtu.be/kC28ezrO3GY "KALLAX STORAGEBORN" by IKEA Ireland - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZODN0QUgjI "Marrying Matt Berry the Sentient IKEA KALLAX in Skyrim" by MrPresidentTom - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8KXd3JCSvI "Fatman Live! Fatman's Special Schools 3-16-09" by fatmanmirrorsagain - https://youtu.be/9uLzVyFI78w "First Fatman video ever" by fatmanmirrorsagain - https://youtu.be/pkM_1dxIofU "Fatman live! Someone orders a pizza for fatman and doesnt pay" by fatmanmirrorsagain - https://youtu.be/9yoyvthfc8M "Fat Man opens the chardonnay conversation with dad" by fatmanmirrorsagain - https://youtu.be/0M8vcEWwRUM "I call forth the prophets and teachers of the church.MOV" by ProphetChristopher1 - https://youtu.be/LUTSjm1xOcI "Fat Man S***s Himself In The Tub and Pukes Because Of It" by fatmanmirrorsagain - https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xj9ajg "Umoxi's Day Out - Interview With a Fatman" by fatmanmirrorsagain - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBQLT477Xk0 "Fatman Live! F**k Fatman Contest" by fatmanmirrorsagain - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiUeRxob8zE "Fat Man Wants to Marry Ashley" by fatmanmirrorsagain - https://youtu.be/e5dADuAuBB0 "Daniel's Most Outrageous Drinking Games - Tosh.0" by ComedyCentral - https://youtu.be/Ya4FH2YfJsE "Thanks Daniel Tosh" by fatmanmirrorsagain - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYTSbhmbQDo "Christopher Paul Whitney reveal" by CWCvilleProductions - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8wuTuzw-84 "The Heffelflopper - Fat Man Eats A Giant Chocolate Bunny" by fatmanmirrorsagain - https://youtu.be/fFF6FqknHJs "Fatman retires - F**k The World" by fatmanmirrorsagain - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKwXjvJidVY Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

  7. Sep 16

    Storing Eggs in the Milk Drawer

    We interrupt this concert to post meat pics and do stupid AI slop, it's 48 Eggs of Milks Drawering This week Bryan and Jason are gaze into the abyss and see : the Republican Midterm Convention showing streamer Hasan Piker's "meat pic," Breaking Benjamin frontman Benjamin Burnley do a rant about Fallout 4 modding, the New Norm AI stream gone wild, Hunter Biden's $LAPTOP token pulling the rug out, ACME Labs staying the course for 30+ years and the aftermath of a bad roommmate leaving milk in the egg drawer. Or is it the other way around? Either way, enjoy! Fun Fact : The Milk Drawer only lays eggs when it's very scared and user /u/twinturbovacuum needs to take it to the vet right away Support ACME Labs : https://acme.com/donate/ Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "We folding it up at Burger Thing?" by @analoglobotomy - https://www.instagram.com/p/DcMPVGcCIxc/ "my meat pic was on the jumbotron at the republican midterm convention" by hasanabi - https://www.instagram.com/reels/DdFabwevapF/ "Local Man Benjamin Burnley interrupts a Breaking Benjamin concert with a rant about his True First Person 1.2 Fallout 4 mod" by /u/im_all_ears - https://www.reddit.com/r/Fallout/comments/1w9vfue/local_man_benjamin_burnley_interrupts_a_breaking Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

  8. Sep 10

    Super Happy Fun Slander Corner

    Place your bets on the next failed startup, call your lawyers and take your corgi to Anger Management, it's 48 Minutes of Farts Cornering This week Bryan and Jason are back to sit in the Fart Corner, to do oral for good gut health, to point and laugh at More's misfortunes, to remember (fondly) F*ckedCompany and (less fondly) its founder Philip J. "Pud" Kaplan, who also created DistroKid and to show you a bad Duolingo tweet about chickens. Plus : a deep dive on the Norwegian producers whose racist AI country song about their corgi wound up being used for real estate ads. It's a weird one. Fun Fact : Corgis don't understand race and cannot, by their very nature, hate anyone. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "[YTP] Dr Phil Demented!" by dawnDreamer - https://youtu.be/GgqrM-tcD1w "I present to you, my classroom gas station" by Candy/@chokola___ - https://www.tiktok.com/@chokola___/video/7628369846287207710 CW for racial slurs these are the unedited versions not in the episode "TikTok realtors..." by @GoodAmericanMan - https://twitter.com/GoodAmericanMan/status/2094232018674475164 CW for racial slurs, these are the unedited versions not in the episode "I found the full song..." by @InwardTower - https://twitter.com/InwardTower/status/2094273440475701253 Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

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You might be Online, but are you Extremely Online to know what I mean when I say "Groverhaus" or "Chewbacca ate my balls"? Can you tell the difference between a meme and an Image Macro? Does an image of a cartoon frog preparing to smoke a joint made of a werewolf's turd make you nostalgic for when cartoon frogs weren't fascist? Prepare for a magical journey through the Internet's darkest times and recent madness with us. You'll be amazed by what you hear. We're 48 Minutes Of Dogs Barking. We care.

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