The Miami Sports Meltdown

Miami Sports Meltdown
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The front porch of Miami brings you all the sports headlines of the week, insight and healthy amounts of porqueria.

  1. 01/21/2025

    NFL Divisional Round And Danny Gets A Cool Sticker

    EL BRAZO FUERTE IS BETTER THAN YOUR FAVORITE BAKERY Is there an NBA team visiting Miami with an early Sunday tipoff? Bet against them Chiefs vs Texans John Jolt doesn't let Danny have a cool sticker Papo thinks Josh Allen married Omarosa Lions vs Commanders (Sorry Detroit) John caves and lets Danny have the cool sticker Eagles vs Rams The scam that is Miami Gardens Do dome teams have any actual home field advantage? Bills vs Ravens There's like 30 min of action in a 3 hour football game and so much more!

  2. 01/05/2025

    Last Week's Episode We Forgot To Upload

    RasPunk in the house Steve met Messi! The Soundboard is indeed back The 164 songs banned after 9/11 The Dolphins...we'll see. and so much more!

  3. 12/17/2024

    A Wonderful Meltdown Time

    Get the Miami Dolphins outta here Let NFL players get drunk before games, trust me Let Jameis come to Miami, why not Ghosts of Dolphins Coaching Past A New York Minute for the ages Entirely way too much Mets talk A very special announcement Fantasy Football duds Green Bay Packers talk for some reason Mount Rushmore of Christmas Action Movies Wayyyyy too much Beatles talk Steve loves his 80’s music and so much more!!

  4. 12/03/2024

    The Art Basel Traffic Blues

    ART BASEL TRAFFIC HOLDS NO QUARTER The Miami Dolphins bring civic pride to dangerous new lows Is Mike McDaniel too cute for football? A Fake New York Minute Football and Rugby, not the same sport. Danny gets excited for a bet that ends up not cashing Fantasy Football Dan gives us that real talk An Art Basel Google Doc, the most Miami millennial thing And once again the show tries to make degenerate gambling even more appealing

  5. 11/26/2024

    John's Day With The Soundboard

    MUUUUUSSTTAAAARRDDDDD John is putting that Liquid Death money to good use The Dolphins are giving us hope again, always a bad thing A scorching hot back up QB take Please don't let Thanksgiving suck Kendrick does it again The Heat starting to Heat up...?...I'm sorry I write these captions very late at night and I'm just trying to get through it Vegan Thanksgiving Tips, why not Keyboard Cat If you play anything other than football on Thanksgiving, f**k you Footy talk with Stevie Fantasy Football Notes Steve doesn't care if he embarrasses you at your wedding and so much more!

  6. 10/29/2024

    A Halloween Extravaganza

    HALLOWEEN PARTY AT JOLT RADIO! Batman may or may not have ran through Steve's backyard All The Miami Pro Teams are terrible, enjoy The Miami Marlins are a a ponzi scheme Steve has a rough couple of sports weeks DANNY COMPLETLEY F***S UP THE INTRO TO THE S****Y KNICKS SEGMENT Dolphins lose to a Call Of Duty kid The Achilles snap people were kind of down for Can't be doing Fortnite dances playing defense against a Hail Mary A terrible Chicago accent from Steve National Tight End Day getting us paid Not sure if Danny should've said that word, but does Aphex Twin really scare them? Ohtani, Gambling Legends Baby Momma Basketball Battle! Jimmy Butler got us talkin' coffee Pretty legit Audible commercial and so much more!

  7. 10/15/2024

    "Knock Me Down, There Ya Go!"

    THE WORST HOMERUN CALL OF ALL TIME Did Jim Harbaugh poop himself? The Dolphins literally play on a Native American burial site, how are you surprised that they're cursed? Also, probably not a good idea to let a serial rapist be your quarterback Steve admits he hates the Jets "Danny Making Money Baby" Onside kicks should be easier, discuss NBA Fantasy Basketball Draft distracts the hell out of us and so much more!

  8. 10/08/2024

    The Greatest Sunday/A Hard Rain's A Gonna Fall

    HURRICANE PARTY IN ALLAPATTAH Miami Dolphins games should be screened in Guantanamo Is it safe to live anywhere?? The LONGEST football Sunday ever A New York Minute from the depths of Steve's soul Music from Las Nubes and so much more!

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The front porch of Miami brings you all the sports headlines of the week, insight and healthy amounts of porqueria.

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  • Creator
    Miami Sports Meltdown
  • Years Active
    2017 - 2025
  • Episodes
    118
  • Rating
    Explicit
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