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Weird AF News Jonesy
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4.7 • 189 Ratings
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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.
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Meth induced Bigfoot sacrifice leads to murder of fishing buddy. Gold spewing volcano make you rich.
Woman in England told she is dead and she would like answers even tho dead people don't get answers. Man murdered his friend because he thought he was sacrificing him to Bigfoot but also meth. Volcano in Antarctica spews $6k worth of gold each day. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones -
Pet cat shipped 700 miles in Amazon return package. The Mona Lisa may be sent to the basement.
Pet cat was shipped 650 miles in Amazon return package by accident. Mona Lisa is gonna be sent to the basement at the Louvre museum. Retired chiropractor kills Elvis Impersonator using chlorophyll during kinky intercourse. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones -
Floridaman employee shoots own father thru drive-thru. Floridaman drinks a cold one during arrest.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida Dunkin Donuts employee shot father through the drive thru. Floridaman tells police he's gonna drink a cold one while being arrested. Florida couple forged lottery ticket winner by taping together two losers. Floridaman shoots a McDonald's customer over sauce. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones -
Male hippo discovered to be female after 7 years at a zoo. Orgasm noise study shows it's quiet.
Man sues movie theaters for underfilling the drinks. Male hippo in Japanese zoo discovered to be female after 7 years. Orgasm noise study results show it's pretty quiet. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones -
Milan to ban ice cream and pizza after midnight. Lady says stolen jeep was a tip from a customer.
Lady says stolen jeep was a tip from a former Waffle House customer. Milan set to ban ice cream and pizza after midnight for the entire summer. Students were instructed to act out mass murder involving puppets in theater class.// Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones -
Snakebite victims asked to not bring the snake to the hospital. Man's body produces alcohol?
Man has a condition where his body makes alcohol, no DUI for him. Hospital in Australia asks snakebite victims to please not bring the snake in. School principal got a facial in the kitchen and bites the teacher that video recorded it.// Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Customer Reviews
Jonesy I am so happy u exist you’re such a funny guy and when I grow up I might be a comedian
I was laughing my head of over the joke about the drug joke with the name judd cause that’s my name I’m 12 but Ï still I’ll love you’re show good luck with your life man
Highly Recommended for Laughter
Seriously, you need this podacst in your life. The world is falling apart and Jonesy delivers the good, the bad and the Florida. When you need a pick me up… listen to this podacst!
Listen every day
I listen to Jonesy as part of my “flash briefing” on Alexa every day. The weird news is a great way to end my “normal news” feed with a laugh. Thanks for making my mornings fun and good luck with your life, man.