Freaky Franchise

Theo Burbank & Cordie Burbank
  • 5.0 (22)
  • TV & FILM
Freaky Franchise

Two sisters bring a fresh and female perspective to the world of horror commentary, using humor, guestsperts, and a social conscience. We'll explore film franchises that left their mark—for better or worse—on teenagers and pop-culture for generations.

  1. 09/05/2022

    FF 104—The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

    You know those horror movies where you keep yelling at the screen because the protagonists keep doing the most obviously stupid things? The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) is very much that movie. These kids pick up hitchhikers in the middle of nowhere. They go into houses alone with strange men. They agree to meet the sheriff at a secondary location. They hide in abandoned meat factories. So for this episode, we spend most of our time discussing these and countless other red flags that occurred throughout the film. We also talk about Kipper the Dog, lasagna brains, "Jassa" Dugger, and our Not-Listening eras.

    1h 16m

  2. 08/19/2022

    FF 103—Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation

    Did you know that the fourth installment of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise features not one but *two* future academy award winners? Well, we're guessing the people watching this film in 1995 didn't see that coming either. Despite turning over cannibalism for pizza parties, this film has all of the violence and gore that you would expect, as well as dinosaur skeletons and the Illuminati. Don't worry about it! We'll also talk about belt dresses, Little Ceasar's, and the Anti-Semitic Point of No Return.

    1h 11m

  3. 08/05/2022

    FF 102—Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3

    We're back! And we're ready to dive right into The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3. This one teaches us that we should never take the Cowboy's Route, and give us a lot to think about in terms of when something becomes soup. It also gives us a look into an entirely new side of the Sawyer family that raises more questions than answers. We'll also talk about pocket chainsaws, sustainable cannibalism, and Californian underwear.

    1h 12m

  4. 07/24/2022 · BONUS

    We'll be right back... on August 5th!

    It's been a long time. Like, a really long time. But the masked monsters have stopped chasing us, and we will be returning from our hiatus soon!

    2 min

  5. 12/05/2021

    FF101—100th Episode (Part 2!)

    We're back with more from our 100th episode! In Part 2 we'll cover HALLOWEEN (2007) and A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (2010), read some more listener messages, reveal the giveaway winner, and spend some time looking towards the future of Freaky Franchise. Thank you all for listening and making 100 episodes (well, 101) possible!

    1h 19m

  6. 11/19/2021

    FF100—Our 100th Episode! (Part 1)

    We've finally made it to 100! Join us as we take a look back at all of the movies we've watched, read some messages from our listeners, and discuss the remakes of THE AMITYVILLE HORROR (2005) and FRIDAY THE 13TH (2009). If you're listening to this when it's first released, there's still time to send us a message for Part 2! https://forms.gle/ceHWBuFAHHZqBGxg9

    1h 26m

  7. 10/30/2021

    FF99—The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Part II

    In this episode we discuss The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Part II, a spoof sequel that came out 12 years after the original. As you can imagine, that makes this one a little different than the typical second film. We've still got Leatherface and the rest of his cannibalistic family (even Grandpa!), but now they're terrorizing all of Texas and turning people into chilli. We'll discuss whether this is a bad spoof or too good of a spoof, and talk about the importance of a cool nickname (something everyone in this film has). We'll also talk about email logins, chilli cookoffs, purse trash, and dorito meat.

    1h 13m

  8. 10/08/2021

    FF98: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    This week, we're heading back almost 50 years to cover the earliest film we've ever talked about and one of the most well-known: the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. We'll discuss the many, MANY red flags that pop up in this movie, and try to figure out why Leatherface is the only one who achieved fame when he's got a whole family with their own unique murder-related passions and skillsets. We'll also talk about different types of grave robbing, armadillo skeletons, the retrogradation of various planets, and prickly pear varients. We're coming up on 100 episodes! Send us a message for the 100th and be included in a giveaway.

    1h 12m
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About

Two sisters bring a fresh and female perspective to the world of horror commentary, using humor, guestsperts, and a social conscience. We'll explore film franchises that left their mark—for better or worse—on teenagers and pop-culture for generations.

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  • Creator
    Theo Burbank & Cordie Burbank
  • Years Active
    2017 - 2022
  • Episodes
    99
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Show Website
    Freaky Franchise

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