The Hake Report

James Anton Hake
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Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network. thehakereport.substack.com

  1. 22h ago

    Blind Rage | Alexander Bros. Jesus Rose How? “Ooga-Booga.” Cheesecake Factory? | HAKE Fri 10/30/26

    Attack on men: r— convictions. Did Jesus’ body rise from the dead? 3yo soccer player’s parents. “Robin Hood” socialism. Obama: Trump “Cheesecake Factory”? Is it evil to get violent when antagonized? The Hake Report, Friday, October 30, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:12) Earthrise; Disclaimer; Elections * (0:04:28) Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:06:35) Michael: R Kelly, Alexander bros 📞 * (0:16:15) Michael: JC rose from dead? Cat kidney. Jewish religion * (0:24:43) Michael: Trump 💰 * (0:31:06) David: Alexander bros, r— 📞 * (0:36:53) David: Ooga-booga, anger & respect * (0:49:31) David: “Satan’s little season” end times theory * (0:53:25) Greggatron: 3yo soccer player, security, parents 📞 * (0:58:02) Greggatron; Robin Hood propaganda; economics, Elon * (1:05:21) Greggatron: Electricians support data centers; Anger & Christianity * (1:09:36) Estamos en el Norte (v 3) - Suno 🎶 * (1:12:11) Popcorn: Obama vs Trump: White House, Cheesecake Factory 💰 * (1:24:12) Supers 💰 * (1:28:40) Alex: Mirror to people I don’t like. Grid going down? 📞 * (1:31:44) Alex: Prepping, Anger used too broadly * (1:34:03) Ronnie: What people look like 📞 * (1:38:36) Ronnie: Antagonizing, asking for it, mirror to who I dislike * (1:47:02) Ronnie: Black & White Fatigue * (1:50:50) Rudy looking for AAB 📞 * (1:51:18) Rick likes Bibi cuz he’s manly 📞 * (1:53:44) Ross quick joke 📞 * (3:05:52) Outro 👋 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/10/30/hake-fri-103026 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://open.substack.com/live-stream/433341 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP / HAKE NEWS: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/10/30/jlp-fri-103026 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. HAKE Fri 10/30/26 VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Thank you to everyone who tuned into my live video! Join me for my next live video in the app. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    Blind Rage | Alexander Bros. Jesus Rose How? “Ooga-Booga.” Cheesecake Factory? | HAKE Fri 10/30/26

  2. 1d ago

    Pointing at Others | All Sinned? ‘Bitter Silence.’ Halloween. ‘Black Fatigue’? | HAKE Thu 10/29/26

    “Don’t point out blacks: it’s not all. All have sinned.” Typical take. DeMar DeRozan on X: dark room, bitter silence. “Black fatigue” is a made-up word for anger: A blind spot for white grievances? The Hake Report, Thursday, October 29, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaim * (0:03:48) Supers 💰 * (0:10:36) Thanks, Jake 🎶 * (0:11:55) Shawn: All men. Blacks, pointing. 📞 * (0:20:33) Shawn: Is it a lie? Do you have to mention all? * (0:36:28) Shawn: Typical to say “not all” and “everybody” * (0:42:30) Supers: DeMar DeRozan, dark room, bitter silence 💰 * (0:50:08) Popcorn: “black fatigue” term critique 💰 * (0:59:43) Pilled: Team Names with s at the end 💰 * (1:00:31) Save My World - Bright Lights (Jon Parfitt) 🎶 * (1:03:54) Brady: All Hallow’s Eve is devilish 📞 * (1:13:30) Brady: Kushner rolling in the dough * (1:16:50) Brady: Stock up! Ukraine. Iran. * (1:19:23) Popcorn: “Inconsistency,” blind spot? 💰 * (1:27:08) Jules: How life arose, no working theory 💰 * (1:29:13) JC defending Shawn & “typical” 📞 * (1:36:30) JC: what “white fatigue” * (1:40:31) JC’s “black fatigue” about black people in the sunken place * (1:43:26) Maze: Anger is evil energy. Look at yourself. 📞 * (1:53:23) 👋 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/10/29/hake-thu-102926 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://open.substack.com/live-stream/431657 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP / HAKE NEWS: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/10/29/jlp-thu-102926 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. HAKE Thu 10/29/26 VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Thank you to everyone who tuned into my live video! Join me for my next live video in the app. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    Pointing at Others | All Sinned? ‘Bitter Silence.’ Halloween. ‘Black Fatigue’? | HAKE Thu 10/29/26

  3. 2d ago

    Level-Headed | French Canadian. “Ugh” Text. Christians Like Jews. Respect Trump | HAKE Wed 10/28/26

    French Canadian words. Renter text: “Ugh they are black.” Christians and Jews alike! Portland XX-XY protests. Eminem, Kid Rock, Kanye, Bush. Respect Trump doing a good job. God made life & evolution? The Hake Report, Wednesday, October 28, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaimer! * (0:03:34) Good morning, Tim! 🎶 * (0:04:36) Cesar on In Too Deep 💰 * (0:06:49) Popcorn: on “Ugh” renter text 💰 * (0:14:56) Michael on French Canadian 💰 * (0:20:35) Brady: Lockwood, Relating to Jewish people, Hockey horrors 📞 * (0:30:52) Brady: Sensitive gals * (0:32:15) Brady: Grid going down? Kushner. Israel * (0:39:30) Terri: Portland Thorns XX-XY protest 📞 * (0:45:47) Terri: Militant suffrage history & victim activism * (0:49:39) Terri: Eminem, Kid Rock, Kanye on W. Protests * (0:56:30) William 7: Don’t call the President an idiot 📞 * (1:00:09) William 7: UN, uniting the nations, peacemaker * (1:05:48) William 7 Lore * (1:06:59) Mark 📞 bad phone * (1:09:16) Mark: Negativity. Trump’s work * (1:17:40) Love in a Perfect Way - Bright Lights (Connect) 🎶 * (1:20:15) John in KY: Forced integration? Bibi. No hate. 📞 * (1:29:39) John: Jewish and Christian values & criticism * (1:34:43) Supers: Evolution, Don’t be surprised. Discrimination. Un oeuf 💰 * (1:42:03) Supers: Trump citizenship; Revelation 💰 * (1:43:25) Ross truths 📞 * (1:50:25) Supers 💰 Did evolution start life? Liking “racism” stories * (1:53:27) Rick: Dems offer what? 📞 END 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/10/28/hake-wed-102826 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://open.substack.com/live-stream/430062 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP / HAKE NEWS: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/10/28/jlp-wed-102826 🥊 PUNCHIE TV: https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/10/28/punchie-tv-ep-111 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. HAKE Wed 10/28/26 VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Thank you to everyone who tuned into my live video! Join me for my next live video in the app. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    Level-Headed | French Canadian. “Ugh” Text. Christians Like Jews. Respect Trump | HAKE Wed 10/28/26

  4. 3d ago

    Missing Factors | Trapping. God vs Nature? 3yo Soccer Parents. Fathers’ Love | HAKE Tue 10/27/26

    What “antichrist” means. “Have a heart” trap stories. Electric wristwatches bad? Miracles: Would God violate His own laws of nature? “Curse of Ham”?! 3yo soccer parents. Fathers’ love & Billy Corgan. The Hake Report, Tuesday, October 27, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaimer & News: Israel, USA votes * (0:04:35) Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:06:55) Allen: “Antichrist(s)” spirit; JLP chapter on black women 📞 * (0:13:00) Allen: Alaska life, trapping, Havahart trap * (0:20:05) Allen: Conspiracy theory, Tell a lie to make war * (0:23:15) Allen: health, electric watch, phones, by body * (0:25:25) Maze: 3yo too good, or pushing, call cops? 📞 * (0:35:49) Maze: Curse of Ham? No, anger. Love the sun? * (0:37:35) Shawn: Discoveries, Noah’s Ark… people’d run to God? 📞 * (0:50:32) Shawn: Evolution creation? Fire by Night, Mana from Heaven * (0:57:22) Shawn: Solomon wisdom * (0:59:24) Alex: Christian Olympics, deny the world? 📞 * (1:04:43) Alex: Picture of white young man ‘57 * (1:10:29) Alex: Mashawn Lynch, John. Ronnie, Sway 📞 * (1:12:00) Coffees: French Connection 💰 * (1:17:39) Popcorn: Obama divided? JLP take; Daddy didn’t leave; Billy Corgan 💰 * (1:26:28) Billy Corgan on his dad 🧐 * (1:31:13) Supers: Curse of Ham?! 💰 * (1:33:54) William 7 was bad at sports, except once 📞 * (1:36:43) William 7: “Defending Epstein”? No, we don’t know! Facts, factors * (1:40:45) William 7: Thanksgiving, politics & religion, entertainment & sports * (1:46:12) Brady: Important topics, Love your enemy 📞 * (1:52:44) CJ in WA: Hi, your mods blocked me. 📞 * (1:53:32) Outro 👋 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/10/27/hake-tue-102726 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://open.substack.com/live-stream/428325 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP / HAKE NEWS: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/10/27/jlp-tue-102726 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. HAKE Tue 10/27/26 VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Thank you to everyone who tuned into my live video! Join me for my next live video in the app. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    Missing Factors | Trapping. God vs Nature? 3yo Soccer Parents. Fathers’ Love | HAKE Tue 10/27/26

  5. 4d ago

    Do I Have a Little Integrity? | Méchant. Kushner Conspiracies. Trump for USA | HAKE Mon 10/26/26

    French protests: “I’m not méchant!” Jared Kushner “conspiracies.” AZ & AK wildlife. Trump on Nicki Minaj? Do I have integrity? Believe in innocence? Epstein: biggest story today? Grading presidents? The Hake Report, Monday, October 26, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaim * (0:01:36) AP is far left? News: war, midterm campaign * (0:05:53) Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:07:19) Michael 💰 France: I’m not méchant, I’m black man * (0:15:44) Pilled: Psalm 144: 11, Cyberbullying 💰 * (0:18:03) Brady: AI / SI, psychiatry 📞 * (0:22:49) Brady: Jared Kushner * (0:29:00) Brady: Why judge if I don’t know? “Coyotes.” Mountain lion, 180lb * (0:39:35) Carver: Psychology 💰 Popcorn: Grading a president? * (0:49:10) Klondike: Lynx! Trapping, bear, Arctic Circle, Alaska 📞 * (1:03:00) Klondike: Kushner: Albania, 666 Fifth Ave * (1:09:35) Mark: Conspiracy theories, therapy, military 📞 * (1:17:17) Mark: Leading vs mama spirit & ego * (1:21:14) Mark: psychology behind conspiracy * (1:22:28) John in KY: Trump ON Nicky Minaj; Epstein, Wars 📞 * (1:39:57) John: Trump fall from grace * (1:43:59) Popcorn: Standard: person & right/wrong & Cesar: Wilding, Wilin’ 💰 * (1:49:46) Coco: Anger, conspiracy, Roe v Wade doc 📞 * (1:53:40) Outro 👋 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/10/26/hake-mon-102626 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://open.substack.com/live-stream/424136 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP / HAKE NEWS: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/10/26/jlp-mon-102626 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. HAKE Mon 10/26/26 VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Thank you to everyone who tuned into my live video! Join me for my next live video in the app. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    Do I Have a Little Integrity? | Méchant. Kushner Conspiracies. Trump for USA | HAKE Mon 10/26/26

  6. Oct 23

    No Reaction | America. Debate: Name-Calling. Enforcing Respect. Being Christian | HAKE Fri 10/23/26

    Respect, fighting, & race relations: Irish? Who says who deserves what? Black & white discuss speech & respect enforcement. Words are just sound, meaning in your head. Uh oh, here come tenant unions. The Hake Report, Friday, October 23, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaimer * (0:01:59) AJ Gallardo original 🎶 * (0:03:34) David: Bald eagles, weather 📞 * (0:06:40) David: Disrespect, a word, bar fights * (0:08:47) David grew up around black people * (0:10:58) David: United before Obama * (0:15:18) David: Justifying a clobbering? * (0:18:36) David: Florida Gators vs TX, the better player, 1st grade language * (0:21:07) David: 6yo talking about teacher * (0:22:34) David on about Michelle Obama. Older, wiser? * (0:25:48) Mark: Southern accent. I like diff races. Soccer. 📞 * (0:33:00) Mark: Irish, relating to others, 80s-90s, early 00s * (0:36:59) Alex: Who determines what people deserve? 📞 * (0:42:01) Alex: Thieves & damage; separate * (0:44:25) John in KY vs Alex: You wanna say it, name-calling 📞 * (0:55:05) John: Injustice? * (1:00:21) F.E.A.R. (Face Everything And Rise) - Bigg Bump 🎶 * (1:02:50) Coffees, Supers 💰 * (1:03:50) Popcorn: Whataboutism for Ronnie 💰 * (1:07:29) Super: Bolhghar: What is Aryan? Who cooked whom? Supers 💰 * (1:21:00) Dayvon: Cousins with Abe Lincoln 📞 * (1:26:27) Terri: Intelligence vs anger & being warlike 📞 * (1:32:26) Terri: Tenant unionizing under my door * (1:38:20) Michael: Words & reaction 📞 * (1:45:25) Michael: 1950s * (1:47:00) Michael: France, building civilization * (1:49:51) Brady: Nash, Jesus, pre-Irish 📞 * (1:52:43) Some of the Supers 💰 IOUs for next week? 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/10/23/hake-fri-102326 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://open.substack.com/live-stream/422610 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP / HAKE NEWS: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/10/23/jlp-fri-102326 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. HAKE Fri 10/23/26 VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Thank you to everyone who tuned into my live video! Join me for my next live video in the app. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    No Reaction | America. Debate: Name-Calling. Enforcing Respect. Being Christian | HAKE Fri 10/23/26

  7. Oct 22

    Racial Understanding | France Fact Check. History & Anger. Quit Pot. Star Trails | HAKE Thu 10/22/26

    Riot targeting denial: Hake’s own personal conspiracy theory. Is God polytheist? Debate: history of “N-word” vs violent response? Quitting pot, watching self. Star trails at equator. All for now. The Hake Report, Thursday, October 22, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaimer * (0:02:37) Any news? Russia-Ukraine peace? * (0:04:37) Fake News? France riot targeting of businesses, Hake theory? * (0:07:24) Jake Husdon sings Hake 🎶 * (0:09:09) William 7: Hake’s personal conspiracy theory; CA high-speed rail 📞 * (0:16:10) William: Beaches flooding, L.A. beaches * (0:21:09) Brady… Macron, Obama 📞 * (0:29:03) Brady: Polytheist * (0:32:44) Brady: Sharing two gods with Muslims, pity for Jewish people? * (0:34:45) Brady: American Anchor Baby and Hake are experts * (0:36:18) Alex: Ronnie on words and violence 📞 * (0:40:48) Alex: Quitting pot for new job * (0:47:24) Ronnie & Alex: Don’t condone but understand 📞 * (0:49:57) Ronnie & Alex: Understanding * (0:52:32) Ronnie & Alex: Disrespect & disruption, hope for growing up? * (1:02:13) Popcorn: Cheerleading? 💰 * (1:07:04) Popcorn: Allen non-confrontational AND indirect 💰 * (1:12:21) Greggatron & Eric 💰 * (1:15:57) BasedAmericaFirst: CA voter rolls 💰 * (1:18:47) Supers 💰 * (1:21:52) Summer Fire - Bright Lights 🎶 * (1:24:35) Rob: Star trails at equator, above, below 📞 * (1:44:07) Supers 💰 * (1:45:23) Eric & Coffees 💰 * (1:48:43) Maze 📞 * (1:53:53) Outro 👋 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/10/22/hake-thu-102226 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://open.substack.com/live-stream/421036 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP / HAKE NEWS: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/10/22/jlp-thu-102226 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. HAKE Thu 10/22/26 VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Thank you to everyone who tuned into my live video! Join me for my next live video in the app. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    Racial Understanding | France Fact Check. History & Anger. Quit Pot. Star Trails | HAKE Thu 10/22/26

  8. Oct 21

    Human Nature Is Communist | Trump Wins? Surveillance. Crime. Billionaire Haters | HAKE Wed 10/21/26

    Did Trump betray vaccine skeptics? Is Trump $5K communism or bribery? Struggle sessions! Are tariff refunds redistribution? Crime & surveillance setup. Ovalhead skinwalker. Workers vs Billionaires? The Hake Report, Wednesday, October 21, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaimer * (0:02:00) Lil news... Russia, Midterms, Elections * (0:05:49) Good morning, Tim! 🎶 T. Jefferson, Monticello * (0:07:27) Brady: Should Vaxx skeptics be happy w/ Trump? SHould we trust mothers? 📞 * (0:20:10) Brady… CA Jewish ethnicity law * (0:25:24) Brady: Rh-negative debunked, Klondike Mike * (0:31:49) Ronnie: Trump $5K, Communism, struggle sessions, tariffs 📞 * (0:53:55) Allen: crony capitalism, bribery. samokritika, Bolshevik self-criticism, Christian confession, Flock cameras, surveillance, Faraday bag 📞 * (1:05:40) Break time * (1:08:40) Dreamanow - Bright Lights 🎶 * (1:16:06) Ross: break from laying down; SoCal beach scenes 📞 * (1:20:26) Ross: Golden Era? Trump eagle at UN. * (1:26:46) Klondike, AK, missing teeth? Weightlifting 📞 * (1:31:37) Klondike: Ovalhead skinwalker story * (1:38:19) John: Kook theories. Farmers hurt by Trump? Billionaires 📞 * (1:49:59) Rick: Voting. Billionaire blame 📞 * (1:53:37) Closing 👋 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/10/21/hake-wed-102126 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://open.substack.com/live-stream/419207 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP / HAKE NEWS: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/10/21/jlp-wed-102126 🥊 PUNCHIE TV: https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/10/21/punchie-tv-ep-110 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. HAKE Wed 10/21/26 VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute | Odysee PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Thank you to everyone who tuned into my live video! Join me for my next live video in the app. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    Human Nature Is Communist | Trump Wins? Surveillance. Crime. Billionaire Haters | HAKE Wed 10/21/26
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Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network. thehakereport.substack.com

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  • Creator
    James Anton Hake
  • Years Active
    2017 - 2026
  • Episodes
    1K
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © James Anton Hake
  • Show Website
    The Hake Report

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