The Hake Report

James Anton Hake

James Hake gives his takes on the news and people in the news, and takes calls on politics and religion — coming "from a Christian alpha male perspective," one viewer called it! thehakereport.substack.com

  1. No Need to Get Up in Arms | HAKE Mon 6/8/26

    16h ago

    No Need to Get Up in Arms | HAKE Mon 6/8/26

    Beware & be patient with people, not fatigued. YouTuber couple’s decision. Premarital wisdom. Bank customer service. The Hake Report, Monday, June 8, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Incidents in the world & families * (0:06:00) Fringe theory loosely related to UN 🧐 * (0:09:45) Defend the weak? Intro * (0:11:45) David/Ocala: Be wise and careful 📞 * (0:20:07) David: California proposals rejected * (0:28:10) Chase/TX: Not ready 🚫 * (0:28:35) William III: Columbus. Oakland. World events. 📞 * (0:36:35) William: He was minding his own business? * (0:40:15) Brandi/HI: “Ridgeway” YouTubers prediction 📞 * (0:48:07) Chase/TX: Modern relationships & marriage? 📞 * (0:54:42) Chuck/NJ: Bank acct problems & customer service 📞 * (1:08:32) Alex/CA: Unreasonable response to Cyrus case? 📞 * (1:11:40) Alex: Moral questions and mercy * (1:21:33) Josh/GA: Don’t take news too seriously 📞 * (1:29:46) Superchats: Presidential quote, Nick coming up 💰 * (1:39:15) Allen/MI: Biblical teaching for marriage 📞 * (1:48:50) Brady/AZ: Jokes and kooky theories 📞 * (1:53:12) Superchats & calls tomorrow hopefully! 💰 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/8/hake-mon-6826 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/8/jlp-mon-6826 – VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1h 54m
  2. Convinced You're Right | Healthcare, Texas Case, War History | HAKE Fri 6/5/26

    3d ago

    Convinced You're Right | Healthcare, Texas Case, War History | HAKE Fri 6/5/26

    Canada healthcare complaints. 😉 TX case: competing narratives. History buffs team up on Hake! Young people turn gov’t media “corny”! The Hake Report, Friday, June 5, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaimer. Identity & perception-judgment * (0:06:07) Intro: Hey, guys! Hake/JLP Promos * (0:09:35) Michael/Canada: Hank Williams. “Honteux.” Master P. 📞 * (0:14:44) Michael: Public healthcare issues * (0:27:32) David/Ocala/FL: Insurance & law 📞 * (0:32:34) David: Frisco, TX case. Convinced you’re right. * (0:41:10) Daniel/TX: Spanish-American War & history 📞 * (0:55:29) Daniel: Old equipment * (0:57:01) Ronnie/OH & Daniel: War of 1812 📞 * (1:05:20) Ronnie: Frisco, TX story; Paris situation * (1:12:55) Jeff/LA: Maine candidate; Millenial/Zoomer influence 📞 * (1:23:04) Superchats: Don’t impose religion 💰 * (1:32:37) William III: Old equipment. Case discussion. 📞 * (1:46:46) TFS next 💰 * (1:49:18) Steve’n/MD: How it REALLY went down 📞 * (1:53:38) Outro 👋 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/5/hake-fri-6526 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/5/jlp-fri-6526 – VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute - Odysee PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1h 54m
  3. Hake AI Not Fake AI! | History, Cool Tools, Kooky Beliefs. | Thu 6/4/26

    4d ago

    Hake AI Not Fake AI! | History, Cool Tools, Kooky Beliefs. | Thu 6/4/26

    AI got Hake interested in history! Hake prefers simple tools that can get dirty. Hake defends unusual beauty standards. Hake debunks all your theories. The Hake Report, Thursday, June 4, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaimer / Trump’s call to Netanyahu * (0:07:48) Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:10:19) Deep unease at 250 years of USA 🎥 * (0:16:17) Philippine-American War history * (0:28:13) Brady/AZ: Boring AI history. Cool tools. Obama. 📞 * (0:36:44) Brady: Trump clip: “I’m a Christian.” Metaphorical “headlock” 🎥 * (0:40:31) Allen/MI: Actions louder than words. Explaining, losing. 📞 * (0:48:02) Allen: Joan Rivers silliness; “Run amok” origin * (0:54:34) Superchats: John McCain flashback 💰 * (1:00:37) Cesar, Popcorn, Cool tool facts 💰 * (1:15:32) Correcting the record: Trump & Michelle💰 * (1:22:09) Conservative opinion on John Cornyn 🎥 * (1:29:35) Spencer Pratt: It’s not fun 🎥 * (1:31:47) William III: Wendy Williams, Art, Education, Obamas 📞 * (1:41:55) William: Iran deal soon? * (1:45:16) Last Superchats 💰 * (1:51:12) Rick/VA: If L.A./CA turned red 📞 * (1:53:27) Outro 👋 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/4/hake-thu-6426 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/4/jlp-thu-6426 – VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute - Odysee PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1h 54m
  4. One Man's "Basic" is Another's "Pedantic" | Campaign Promises. Loyalty. Society. | HAKE Wed 6/3/26

    5d ago

    One Man's "Basic" is Another's "Pedantic" | Campaign Promises. Loyalty. Society. | HAKE Wed 6/3/26

    Hake says Trump’s basically kept promises, but some differ. The majority likes peace and prosperity, though it falters. Can you recognize the sign of the times? The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 3, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaimer. Proper appreciation. * (0:10:00) Intro: Hey, guys! * (0:11:00) Ronnie/OH: Call it a “smackdown”? “Pedantic.” 📞 * (0:27:04) Alex & Ronnie: Paris & what’s to come 🔥 * (0:41:48) Bobby/TX: Reality. Keeping things nice. 📞 * (0:47:47) William III: News; Grad scenes. Bad back. Primaries & gov’t. 📞 * (1:03:28) William 7: Fitness. Trade & immigration. Biblical debt practices. 📞 * (1:16:55) Superchats: Greggatron, Tory 💰 * (1:21:39) Popcorn: Would her policies matter? 💰 * (1:29:12) “Loyalty.” Sign of the times. L.A. 💰 * (1:38:09) Brady/AZ: FE, “No-spin earther” 📞 * (1:46:02) Rick/VA: Midterms dreams 📞 * (1:52:31) Popcorn: Wait and see? 💰 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/3/hake-wed-6326 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/3/jlp-wed-6326 – VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1h 54m
  5. Does Hake Bend His Principles for Trump? | Generation, Heritage, Politics | HAKE Tue 6/2/26

    6d ago

    Does Hake Bend His Principles for Trump? | Generation, Heritage, Politics | HAKE Tue 6/2/26

    Millennials & boomers hash it out. Does Hake bend his principles for Trump? Beware: undisciplined minds believe wrongly. Patriotic activist shakes hands with media reporter. The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 2, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaimer. Fun Interaction. Boomers Are Cool. * (0:08:33) Jake Husdon, Hey Guys! 🎶 * (0:10:01) Zenny: Bibi & Trump. Millennials vs Boomers. 📞 * (0:27:51) Zenny: US-Israeli Cooperation * (0:34:29) Allen, 80, My Gen. Preachers. Dead Sea Event. 📞 * (0:45:34) “Chicanery” of Your Mind; UK Sad Story * (0:52:32) Superchats for Zenny; Theoretical Dilemmas 💰 * (1:01:27) David/TX: Marty Anderson, Health Issues 📞 * (1:07:18) Brady/AZ: Israel’s Concerns. “Cows.” Generation X. 📞 * (1:18:43) William III: Foreign Policy. Domestic Issues. 📞 * (1:24:25) William: Black American Concerns; Hake’s Competitors * (1:30:27) Coco/L.A.: Spencer Pratt & My Community. 📞 * (1:37:15) Superchats 💰 * (1:40:43) Channel 5 News Reporter’s Funny Interaction 🎥 * (1:48:21) Calls: Steve’n, Tory 📞 * (1:51:37) Last Calls: Maze, Rick 📞 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/2/hake-tue-6226 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/2/jlp-tue-6226 – VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1h 55m
  6. Taking Yourself Too Seriously | Vote, Ota Benga, Affordability, Dr. Umar | HAKE Mon 6/1/26

    Jun 1

    Taking Yourself Too Seriously | Vote, Ota Benga, Affordability, Dr. Umar | HAKE Mon 6/1/26

    Voting with Hake. Sad story of Ota Benga. Older guys call-in about life. Difference: “pointing out” vs complaining? Umar Johnson on Kevin Hart roast: Too serious! The Hake Report, Monday, June 1, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Voting. Disclaimer. * (0:09:43) Intro: Hey, guys! * (0:10:47) Superchats: Ota Benga, Sad Story 💰 * (0:22:57) David/TX: Santiago. 1 Cor 13: 12. Life Story. 📞 * (0:37:06) Mark/FL: What’s Doxxing? Truth vs Thoughts, Anxiety 📞 * (1:09:19) David/Ocala/FL: Mad at Life. Isaiah 53. Che Ahn, JLP Guest 📞 * (1:28:06) How to Vote: Craig Huey, Google AI * (1:34:05) Superchats: Complaining or Pointing Out Affordability? 💰 * (1:40:37) Dr. Umar Johnson: Too Serious? 🎥 * (1:47:31) MSNBC Throwback & Immigration Policy 🎥 * (1:51:40) Rick/VA: Jewish Political Concerns 📞 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/1/hake-mon-6126 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/1/jlp-mon-6126 – VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1h 54m
  7. We Are All Puppets | True & False Propaganda & History | HAKE Fri 5/29/26

    May 29

    We Are All Puppets | True & False Propaganda & History | HAKE Fri 5/29/26

    Children’s music with Hake. Revisionist history: Germany, Jefferson, & biblical giants. Trump on bills & coins. Hake’s puppets discuss new-fangled definitions for tired, old words. The Hake Report, Friday, May 29, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:08:10) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:10:30) Michael/Canada: Mary Rice Hopkins 📞 * (0:15:40) Michael: Lessons from German History * (0:22:30) Superchats for Michael 💰 * (0:26:50) Ryan/IL: We Were Here. Trump $250. Division. 📞 * (0:42:55) Ryan: Approach to Govt, Voting. * (0:44:40) Brady/AZ: Enoch. Giants. $250 Bill. Temple Coin. 📞 * (0:51:30) Brady: Foreign Affairs * (0:54:05) Carver AI song... 🎶 * (0:59:35) Allen/MI: Extra-Biblical Truth? Pre-Historic America 📞 * (1:07:00) Superchats/JC: Black Historical Figures 💰 * (1:11:45) Correction on German Christian. * (1:18:02) Coco/L.A.: Father’s “Mama Spirit” 📞 * (1:21:59) Coco: Bernie Mac * (1:26:35) Superchats: Elitist Definitions. Pride. JLP vs Myron. 💰 * (1:39:45) Superchats: YouTube & “Coffees” 💰 * (1:45:25) Maze: Look at Yourself. Don’t Be Jealous. 📞 * (1:54:00) Outro 👋 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/5/29/hake-fri-52926 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/p/we-are-all-puppets-true-and-false HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/5/29/jlp-fri-52926 – VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute - Odysee PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1h 55m
  8. Root of Evil: 'Me' | Tribalism, Nebuchadnezzar, Gold & Silver, Trump-Iran | HAKE Thu 5/28/26

    May 28

    Root of Evil: 'Me' | Tribalism, Nebuchadnezzar, Gold & Silver, Trump-Iran | HAKE Thu 5/28/26

    The evil is not “tribalism” — it’s “me.” Nebuchadnezzar in the Bible: Acknowledge God, not gold. Cultural conflicts: “Irony is lost on the stupid.” Should Trump have left Iran alone? The Hake Report, Thursday, May 28, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer 🔴 * (0:06:18) Iran & Rocky Shore: Groan! * (0:07:40) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:11:23) Ken/IL: “-isms”: Tribalism: Root of Evil? No, Me. 📞 * (0:16:44) Ken: History of the World 🗺️ * (0:20:23) Shawn/FL: New Fears in the World 📞 * (0:24:55) Shawn: Can’t Live w/o Christ: Ego * (0:33:39) David/Ocala/FL: Nebuchadnezzar 📞 * (0:37:49) David: People Who Act Kooky * (0:45:10) David: Leave Iran Alone: Let God Handle It * (0:50:18) Meade/VA: Old Viral Video: Irony & Truth Lost 📞 * (0:58:29) Meade: Massie & Israel? How About China? * (1:04:27) Superchats: Blame. Soy. Conspiracies. 💰 * (1:16:59) Allen/MI: David & Goliath. Gold Worship. 📞 * (1:27:23) Allen: Irony Wasted on the Simple (Oscar Wilde) * (1:30:41) Superchats: Enhanced Charges? Accusation? Relax. 💰 * (1:41:04) Brady/AZ: Market Collapse. Buy Silver? 📞 * (1:48:14) Zenny/Canada: AIPAC Tweet. Wait & See. 📞 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/5/28/hake-thu-52826 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/5/28/jlp-thu-52826 🥊 PUNCHIE TV https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/5/27/punchie-tv-ep-089-wed-52726 – VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute - Odysee PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1h 54m
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James Hake gives his takes on the news and people in the news, and takes calls on politics and religion — coming "from a Christian alpha male perspective," one viewer called it! thehakereport.substack.com

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