The Hake Report

James Anton Hake

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  1. 9h ago

    All Over the Place | Diesel. Diet. Israel Love. Bat or Ball. Urkel & Fear | HAKE Tue 10/6/26

    Trump EO on diesel. Meat & healthy diet. Jewish friends & haters. AI & critical thinking? Lin Yen Chin wisdom. Are you a bat or ball, all over the place? We don’t fear Steve Urkel! Bibi pops the mic? The Hake Report, Tuesday, October 6, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaimer & Trump “small price” to lose L.A.? * (0:05:50) Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:06:57) KY James: no-tax dye diesel EO 📞 * (0:21:45) CNN on diesel EO 🧐 * (0:24:22) Brady: meat & health diet 📞 * (0:34:24) Brady Covid jab conspiracy * (0:36:30) Brady on Israel * (0:41:23) Brady: Throwing them out won’t help! * (0:50:34) William 7: Daniel ate veggies, hiring betas 📞 * (0:55:30) William 7: Eating, God, animals’ spirit * (1:00:14) Acts 11, 48 Hours * (1:02:34) Supers: Nolan Wells 💰 * (1:08:05) Oso, Hakey Music 🎶 Justice for Nolan * (1:11:52) Coffees... Popcorn: Critical thinking 💰 * (1:21:16) LYC: breathing, OODA loops, amalgamated senses, 4-stroke overload 💰 * (1:26:13) Ross: bat or ball? Tree, letter, number 📞 * (1:35:50) Maze: Urkel 📞 * (1:42:56) Alex & Maze: Gun in face, afraid 📞 * (1:49:18) Alex: Bibi pops the mic 📞 * (1:52:07) Rick 📞 * (1:54:41) Supers tomorrow 💰 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/10/6/hake-tue-10626 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://open.substack.com/live-stream/397670 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP / HAKE NEWS: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/10/6/jlp-tue-10626 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. HAKE Tue 10/6/26 VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute | Odysee PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Thank you to everyone who tuned into my live video! Join me for my next live video in the app. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    All Over the Place | Diesel. Diet. Israel Love. Bat or Ball. Urkel & Fear | HAKE Tue 10/6/26
  2. 1d ago

    Can’t Imagine | Innocent Men Executed? False Convictions? Quebec Politics | HAKE Mon 10/5/26

    Can or should you imagine yourself in the situation to help decide policy? Innocent men executed? False convictions: Central Park 5 & Trump’s ad. Quebec politics. Black voices & racial understanding. The Hake Report, Monday, October 5, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:21) Disclaimer * (0:03:13) Hey, guys! * (0:04:53) LYC requests: to come 💰 * (0:07:12) Popcorn: Put yourself in the scenario 💰 * (0:10:22) Eric: AI drawings💰 * (0:13:42) Popcorn: put yourself in scenario of punishment 💰 * (0:17:39) Grok on innocent men executed? * (0:24:46) His paintings * (0:26:00) Google on innocent men * (0:27:58) Google false convictions * (0:31:35) Central Park 5 * (0:35:23) Trump Death Penalty full page ad * (0:37:14) Michael: Quebec politics 📞 * (0:51:05) Michael: Jewish rabbi 7 rules, learning about it * (0:58:04) Alex in CA: black voices, denying differences 📞 * (1:04:18) Alex: Heavy Metal Toxins, 6G, microwave us all * (1:06:55) John in KY vs Alex: bottom of society? 📞 * (1:11:29) John vs Alex: Why do y’all; Nolan Wells, Iryna Zarutska * (1:15:09) John vs Alex: Y’all don’t have your own voice? * (1:17:53) “Without Your Love” - Bright Lights 🎶 LYC climbing * (1:23:44) Canada on Bishnoi Gang; Nostril; Nigel Farage * (1:31:36) LYC tip on alignment * (1:34:15) Supers 💰 * (1:38:48) Ross: Black Walnut, Chesnut, mixed metaphors 📞 * (1:45:30) Brady: Iran drones threat. Forgave? Hakub 📞 * (1:52:31) Rick: Young people’s rebellion 📞 * (1:54:54) Last Supers & closing 💰 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/10/5/hake-mon-10526 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://open.substack.com/live-stream/394075 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP / HAKE NEWS: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/10/5/jlp-mon-10526 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. HAKE Mon 10/5/26 VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Thank you to everyone who tuned into my live video! Join me for my next live video in the app. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    Can’t Imagine | Innocent Men Executed? False Convictions? Quebec Politics | HAKE Mon 10/5/26
  3. 4d ago

    Rumors | Don’t Sue. Charlie Kirk Loved Israel. Capitol Punishment Errors? | HAKE Fri 10/2/26

    Kim Klacik rumor lesson: don’t sue, don’t fight. Trump’s Super Intelligence. Charlie Kirk would still be happy with Trump. What if an innocent person catches a stray Capital Punishment? The Hake Report, Friday, October 2, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaimer * (0:01:42) Did you hear... Tish James; Kim Klacik * (0:08:57) Hey, guys! AJ Gallardo original / Complaining 🎶 * (0:12:39) Greggatron: Trump SI, prez 📞 * (0:23:15) Gregg: Christa Pike failed execution 30 years later * (0:34:35) Greggatron: s/o Misfit Nation * (0:36:40) Michael: Charlie Kirk glazing 📞 * (0:48:05) Michael: Israel prepared. Biden “based” past. * (0:52:45) Michael: JD Vance, Gavin Newsom, up-and-comers * (0:57:02) Michael: Have you forgiven? 💰Supers: JLP 6’5”? No. * (1:02:16) Eric for John in KY on Nolan Wells and black belief 💰 * (1:06:33) Popcorn: Capital Punishment, evin given rare innocent? 💰 * (1:17:39) Other supers: LYC, Pilled 💰 * (1:20:23) Come Out - Bright Lights - Summer Fire 🎶 * (1:23:35) Ross: Camelot or Oz? 📞 * (1:33:47) Ross: JLP understand or lost? (SORRY ALEX) * (1:43:05) TFS: Kim Klacik... “Catching a stray” death penalty? * (1:52:33) Rick 📞 * (1:55:07) Adios, America! 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/10/2/hake-fri-10226 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/p/rumors-dont-sue-charlie-kirk-loved 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP / HAKE NEWS: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/10/2/jlp-fri-10226 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. HAKE Fri 10/2/26 VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute | Odysee PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Thank you to everyone who tuned into my live video! Join me for my next live video in the app. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    Rumors | Don’t Sue. Charlie Kirk Loved Israel. Capitol Punishment Errors? | HAKE Fri 10/2/26
  4. 5d ago

    Are All My Callers Crazy? | Charlie Kirk. Israel. Jesus. AI. Cornell 7. Candace | HAKE Thu 10/1/26

    Would Charlie Kirk support blaming Israel? What if Jesus hadn’t died? I think my callers are all crazy. Cornell 7 accuser quote: 100-percent confidence! Alex Karp loves AI aka Super Intelligence. The Hake Report, Thursday, October 1, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaim * (0:04:15) Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:05:22) Christa Pike survived * (0:09:15) Shoutout to FlyDubai captain * (0:12:01) Zenny: We must protect info 📞 * (0:21:45) Zenny: IG posts * (0:28:45) Zenny: Bibi; Charlie Kirk * (0:36:24) Zenny... UK bail discrepancy * (0:41:59) John: R— claims. Scruples. 📞 * (0:47:32) John: World better if Jesus weren’t crucified? * (1:01:24) William 7: being Jewish, not reviling 📞 * (1:07:15) William: Ephesians 3. Am I crazy? Counseling * (1:10:04) Ross: Part Tree, part animal 📞 * (1:17:02) Chat shoutout, Natalee Holloway * (1:23:53) K— Train Boogie - Pinocchio’s Helicopter * (1:26:49) Popcorn: AI to SI 💰 * (1:34:04) Alex Karp explains AI * (1:37:29) Supers, Coffees 💰 * (1:39:14) Pilled 💰 * (1:47:58) Popcorn: valid concerns of AI? 💰 * (1:54:29) Candace Farmer 👋 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/10/1/hake-thu-10126 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://open.substack.com/live-stream/390894 👨🏾‍🦲 HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/10/1/jlp-thu-10126 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. HAKE VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute | Odysee PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Thank you to everyone who tuned into my live video! Join me for my next live video in the app. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    Are All My Callers Crazy? | Charlie Kirk. Israel. Jesus. AI. Cornell 7. Candace | HAKE Thu 10/1/26
  5. 6d ago

    Nobody Remembers | Anger & Identity. Coolheaded Boomer Wisdom. Criminal Justice? | HAKE Wed 9/30/26

    Sarah Sanders? Trump-Iran? Being into race? Anger will make you pick a bad fight! AI art & music? Good old days? Listen to the older, wiser people. No one remembers past generations. Racial justice. The Hake Report, Wednesday, September 30, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaimer * (0:02:04) Sarah “Huckabee” Sanders * (0:03:22) Jake Husdon sings Hake 🎶 * (0:05:00) David, Ocala: In it for the take? Iran 📞 * (0:13:06) David: Being into race, anger * (0:19:45) David: State trooper killed traffic stop TN * (0:22:40) David: Near-accident personal story * (0:25:50) David: Jake Husdon country rap song; Reasons for anger * (0:28:55) David on personal bias * (0:30:12) David: Angry rush to danger, as I get older * (0:38:50) David: Country totally declined * (0:40:16) Supers 💰 * (0:50:20) Popcorn 💰 pro-AI / SI propaganda * (0:58:33) Q: If AI does our productivity we become consumer 💰 * (0:59:45) Jake Husdon - SUNO ai song for Hake 🎶 * (1:02:53) Q: Will ai take our meanings 💰 * (1:07:32) David, TX: euphoric recall, ridiculous 📞 * (1:11:13) David: Ecclesiastes 1: 11, no one remembers * (1:14:01) David: Good old days? * (1:18:51) David: Iran situation, we’re spoiled * (1:23:27) David: listen to boomers, wise, left-right * (1:26:50) Alex: Moon vs stars 📞 * (1:31:51) Alex against AI music * (1:35:31) Alex: right, wrong and black * (1:37:15) Alex acting like whom you hate * (1:37:57) John, KY: Nonviolent Tom Tom doesn’t belong in prison 📞 * (1:42:55) John: Silent Prayer in the Bible * (1:47:56) Maze: being a hater or not 📞 * (1:54:35) Outro 👋 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/9/30/hake-wed-93026 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://open.substack.com/live-stream/388916 HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/9/30/jlp-wed-93026 🥊 PUNCHIE TV: https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/9/30/punchie-tv-ep-107 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. HAKE VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute | Odysee PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Thank you to everyone who tuned into my live video! Join me for my next live video in the app. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    Nobody Remembers | Anger & Identity. Coolheaded Boomer Wisdom. Criminal Justice? | HAKE Wed 9/30/26
  6. Sep 29

    Hake-ism | Trump Tactic Amid Obstruction. Huckabee Welfare Ad. Nolan Wells Bias | HAKE Tue 9/29/26

    Trump “pocket rescission” on immigrants: Susan Collins & Dems dislike. “Activist judges” stop Trump executive orders? Sarah Sanders “anti-white” ad? Nolan Wells and people’s racial bias & suspicion. The Hake Report, Tuesday, September 29, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaimer * (0:06:30) PastPresentFuture: Good morning! 🎶 * (0:07:18) You naysayers don’t get it: re: Trump immigration policy * (0:11:29) Zero Hedge report & 2018 pic * (0:20:33) Obama a communist per Hake-ism * (0:23:19) Gov’t-enforced ideology & politics with YOUR money * (0:28:12) Trump should be commended * (0:31:33) Lawmakers say “unlawful” * (0:38:29) Susan Collins vs Troy Jackson * (0:41:42) Supers 💰 * (0:44:39) Ross: Following cross or flag? ✝️🇺🇸📞 * (0:52:53) Coffees: Carver: Grok producer, Eric: I FEEL LIKE 💰 * (0:57:00) Popcorn: 14A, 2A, checks & balances 💰 * (1:09:06) You spinning globe deniers 🌎 ☀️ * (1:12:46) Sarah Sanders (formerly Huckabee) on welfare ad * (1:17:14) Cringing at ad * (1:21:16) Canada end of life MAID ad? Shuddering * (1:23:43) Mike Johnson and Steve Scalise joining in on it * (1:25:56) John, KY: Nolan Wells, race & human instinct 📞 * (1:36:39) John question on hangings, and pride, identity * (1:42:46) John: Don’t take people’s word * (1:46:10) John: Don’t trust your mind’s either: Israelites? * (1:49:14) Caller Shoutouts * (1:49:58) Popcorn 💰 * (1:53:04) Justin: Money & banks, America dot gov – Trump AI/SI; “Mercy” film 📞 * (1:57:55) Apologies & Super 👋 * (2:00:50) Outro 👋 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/9/29/hake-tue-92926 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://open.substack.com/live-stream/386886 HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/9/29/jlp-tue-92926 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. HAKE NOTES VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute | Odysee PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict FOR JOHN IN KY (AI) — Nolan Wells case https://share.google/aimode/9SRmgUN4CYmgXPALc Ground: Huckabee Sanders Faces Conservative Backlash Over Ad Featuring White Man on Welfare * White male gamer on welfare, Seen on X Cernovich on X: “This is how Republicans see white men. Quite the message a few weeks from the midterms.” / X * Revolver: Sarah Huckabee Sanders skewered for ad making white man the face of welfare fraud in Arkansas… (The Post Millennial) Revolver: Trump Uses Recission “Loophole” To Cut Nearly $1 Billion In Funds For Illegals | ZeroHedge (OPENING PARAGRAPHS ARE GREAT BIG PICTURE) (AI: Rescission is the legal cancellation or undoing of a contract that wipes it out completely and puts both people or groups back in the exact positions they were in before signing.) The White House has moved to cancel $810 million in already-approved federal spending through a rare budget tactic called a “pocket rescission.” The administration frames it as cutting “wasteful and harmful” programs tied to noncitizens, DEI, and ideology. Critics call it “illegal”. BTW (from comments): Self-Deportation | ICE — Thank you to everyone who tuned into my live video! Join me for my next live video in the app. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    Hake-ism | Trump Tactic Amid Obstruction. Huckabee Welfare Ad. Nolan Wells Bias | HAKE Tue 9/29/26
  7. Sep 28

    Killed by the Darkness | Elon Knows. RIP Charlie Kirk. Nolan Wells. Fake Theories | HAKE Mon 9/28/26

    Starship orbit cut short. Fave billionaire: Elon Musk. Popular falsehoods. Charlie Kirk theories. Nolan Wells liked his friends. Stop antisemitism? Against reading. Trump EO, birthright citizenship? The Hake Report, Monday, September 28, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaimer * (0:01:42) Elon Musk’s SpaceX Starship orbit 2x, returned * (0:05:50) Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:06:53) Info may be false... * (0:15:49) Elon Musk... * (0:18:57) Charlie Kirk... * (0:20:50) Israel theories * (0:21:56) Christians... * (0:22:35) Super 💰 * (0:24:44) USS Liberty fair take 💰 * (0:30:40) Bobby: talked Charlie Kirk w/ black gal * (0:34:25) Bobby: Charlie Kirk * (0:38:30) Bobby: Nolan Wells, Charlie Kirk, “psyop” theory * (0:41:15) Bobby: Reaction to 9/11, Oct 7, human psychology * (0:47:15) Bobby: Rupert Lowe, UK. Post-Trump? * (0:52:22) Bobby: Midterms, cut off nose, spite face * (0:56:43) Bobby: Candace vs Andrew Wilson * (1:01:26) John in KY: Nolan Wells 📞 * (1:08:45) David in TX: Conspiracies, JFK, Jack Ruby 📞 * (1:13:05) David: space worship? Bibi at UN * (1:18:58) David: Ecclesiastes, NIV? Church story * (1:23:23) Supers: Greggatron 💰 * (1:25:50) Echoes in the Keys (no Beat) 🎶 * (1:29:17) Alex: Stop anti-Semitism Project 📞 * (1:38:26) Alex: Anti-reading * (1:40:24) Alex: Theories about hangings * (1:41:16) When reading can be good. 📖 * (1:42:48) Popcorn: EO for birthright citizenship 💰 * (1:49:19) Uriel: Sukkot 📞 * (1:54:06) Adios 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/9/28/hake-mon-92826 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://open.substack.com/live-stream/382248 HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/9/28/jlp-mon-92826 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Thank you to everyone who tuned into my live video! Join me for my next live video in the app. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    Killed by the Darkness | Elon Knows. RIP Charlie Kirk. Nolan Wells. Fake Theories | HAKE Mon 9/28/26
  8. Sep 25

    Diversity’s Drawbacks | Canadian Socialism. Bibi the Hero. Star Wars Toys: Idols? | HAKE Fri 9/25/26

    Canadian socialism. Learn from your enemies; don’t hate them. Bibi prefers Milei or Trump? Prager paralyzed, good attitude. Are Star Wars toys demonic idols? Diversity and the attack on Americans. The Hake Report, Friday, September 25, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start & Disclaimer * (0:04:51) More mumbling and fumbling around * (0:09:31) Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:12:07) Michael: Canada dental, healthcare 📞 * (0:16:41) Michael: Bibi X for Milei, not Trump? 💰 * (0:26:31) Michael: Trump & Bibi, Christians & Jews * (0:31:35) Michael: Learn from enemies, don’t hate them * (0:34:14) Estamos en el Norte (v. 2) - Hake SUNO 🎶 * (0:39:19) Brady… shirt ideas (kinda lame) 📞 * (0:48:45) Brady: Aussies, Canada, Bibi, Al Jazeera * (0:54:05) Brady: Prager update * (0:57:47) David: idols, diversity, immigration 📞 * (1:03:14) David: relics in home, Yoda toy, Mark Hamill * (1:08:42) David: Belief in demon power, Buddha, idolatry * (1:11:02) David crazy story, 17yo party ‘83 * (1:16:59) Supers 💰 * (1:20:30) Supers: Netanyahu, TFS, YT supers 💰 * (1:28:14) BuyMeACoffee 💰 Greggatron, Popcorn * (1:38:32) Hake’s notion of the attack 💰 * (1:52:37) Alex: Leg lifts, piriformis strength 📞 * (1:55:00) Outro 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/9/25/hake-fri-92526 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://open.substack.com/live-stream/380504 HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/9/25/jlp-fri-92526 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Thank you to everyone who tuned into my live video! Join me for my next live video in the app. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    Diversity’s Drawbacks | Canadian Socialism. Bibi the Hero. Star Wars Toys: Idols? | HAKE Fri 9/25/26
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Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network. thehakereport.substack.com

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