The Hake Report

James Anton Hake

Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network. thehakereport.substack.com

  1. 11h ago

    They Took Our Adam’s Apples | Cultural Icons. Mixed Men. Anglo Culture. | HAKE Thu 7/23/26

    “Involve me and I learn.” Ben Franklin. Dukes of Hazzard. Biracial manosphere. Smithsonian on white culture. Testosterone in military and pro-LGBTQ judge. Single moms’ plight? Henry “Fonz” Winkler. The Hake Report, Thursday, July 23, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) July historical figures... Ben Franklin, Jules Verne * (0:11:26) Dodge Charger, General Lee, Dukes of Hazzard * (0:19:13) Taco Bell, Camp Pendleton, NJ voters * (0:25:06) Intro: Hey, guys! JLP shop 🎶 * (0:28:43) Biracial manosphere: Tate bros, Sneako * (0:41:26) Smithsonian nod to “white history” * (0:52:42) Superchats: Single mom plight? 💰 * (1:00:12) Testosterone judge lady Ana Reyes * (1:14:52) Steve’n: Inseparable, Natalie Cole 📞 * (1:26:04) Supers: Cajun 💰 * (1:28:34) Brady: Fonz 📞 * (1:36:11) Alex: Song that never ends. MJ fell in 1999 📞 * (1:39:08) Alex: Masculinity and American women * (1:47:12) Universal healthcare * (1:49:38) Ardene: Human history, nasty 📞 * (1:52:04) Last supers 💰 * (3:03:53) Bye 👋 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/23/hake-thu-72326 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/23/jlp-thu-72326 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    They Took Our Adam’s Apples | Cultural Icons. Mixed Men. Anglo Culture. | HAKE Thu 7/23/26
  2. 1d ago

    History & Science | Shakespeare. Netanyahu. Father's Justice? Space Denial. | HAKE Wed 7/22/26

    Learning history: Shakespeare. Netanyahu & Milei. Father in Jeffrey Doucet case. Fitness talk. Hake explains the atmosphere spins with the ball Earth inside the space vacuum. The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 22, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaimer / Shoutouts * (0:05:24) B-day supers: Santiago, Gilbert Gottfried 💰 * (0:10:20) Intro: Thanks, Jake! 🎶 * (0:11:56) Ronnie: Italians, Amerigo Vespucci, Shakespeare 📞 * (0:19:30) Ronnie: US-Iran cost. Immigration * (0:23:44) Brady: Catman! Netanyahu, Milei 📞 * (0:40:23) Rob/NorCal: Fitness 📞 * (0:45:12) Rob: FE, space, rockets, P900 * (0:53:20) Rob: Continuing FE / Space * (1:05:33) Rob: Mach 3, shoutout chats… * (1:10:30) Superchats 💰FE pilots * (1:15:00) Meade: Virginia heroes 📞 * (1:21:39) Allen: Leon Plauché story 📞 * (1:27:50) Allen on Thomas Jefferson * (1:29:16) Allen on dinosaur footprints * (1:33:25) JLP swag 💰 * (1:35:37) William 7: Maybe FE. Fitness, jumping 📞 * (1:40:20) William 7: Lost 30lb, swimming * (1:43:52) William 7: two sides to every story? No! * (1:44:23) Swimming stories * (1:46:34) Edward Leedskalnin, Coral Castle 💰 * (1:53:45) Last supers: Richard C Hoagland 💰 * (1:55:14) Oops I’m late! 👋 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/22/hake-wed-72226 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/22/jlp-wed-72226 🥊 PUNCHIE TV: https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/7/22/punchie-tv-ep-097 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    History & Science | Shakespeare. Netanyahu. Father's Justice? Space Denial. | HAKE Wed 7/22/26
  3. 2d ago

    Too Manly | Maine Democrats, Globe Drawings, Margaret Thatcher, Middle East | HAKE Tue 7/21/26

    Dems’ masculine aggression clampdown: Troy Jackson, Graham Platner, Jeffrey Epstein. Hake proves ball earth with horizon drawings. US Ethos? Margaret Thatcher, heroine of history? Socialism debunked. The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 21, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:03:48) Too manly, these Maine Democrats! * (0:11:17) Canada tariffs * (0:12:00) Intro: Hey, guys 🎶 * (0:13:06) Brady: FE, non-spinning, satelloons, Pangea, parents 📞 * (0:30:32) Brady: Trump, UK PM Burnham, Iran drones * (0:33:37) Drone in car; If it were FE what it would look like 🚁 * (0:46:56) Mythos & ethnos or ethos 💰 * (0:53:30) Terri: Margaret Thatcher 📞 * (1:03:04) Terri: Clips: Margaret Thatcher & liberals & socialists * (1:07:47) IG things: Clearing a clogged storm drain * (1:10:45) Geography: Midwest, Middle East * (1:18:47) William III: Thatcher, Socialism, Obama, Covid; Communism 📞 * (1:30:10) William III: 80-100 degrees F; Black Angus bull * (1:34:40) William III: July contributions; Iran updates * (1:40:42) Brothers arrested * (1:44:21) News: Roza Gilles, Troy Jackson * (1:50:19) Rick: Maine, civil disagreement, Iran 📞 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/21/hake-tue-72126 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/21/jlp-tue-72126 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    Too Manly | Maine Democrats, Globe Drawings, Margaret Thatcher, Middle East | HAKE Tue 7/21/26
  4. 3d ago

    Have a Good Attitude | Legionnaires', AI, Gen Z, Boomers, Wealth, Eminent Domain | HAKE Mon 7/20/26

    Election policy thoughts. Health hazard history. Spencer Pratt on NYC DSA. Nephilim & Bible theories. Gen Z advice: Do not complain or blame; save & invest. Eminent domain: Y/N? “Generational wealth.” The Hake Report, Monday, July 20, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:05:28) Supers: B-day, Election policy 💰 * (0:15:49) Taco Bell lettuce, Legionnaires’💰 * (0:18:56) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:23:12) Black kids eating breakfast 🥞 * (0:26:10) Spencer Pratt on DSA NYC guy on Fox News 📺 * (0:30:08) Brady: Legionnaires. No-AI Tuesdays? 📞 * (0:38:53) Brady: Nephilim, why again? * (0:45:20) Brady: Generale Pancho Zilla * (0:47:20) Brady: Highlander. UK update: Thatcher? Trump election speech, China * (0:55:23) Jeff: Gen Z lifestyle, complaints on economy 📞 * (0:59:54) Jeff: Boomers, investment & savings, wisdom for younger generations * (1:04:17) DJ Hard Maus 🎶 * (1:07:45) Allen: Nephilim, biblical stories 📞 * (1:16:57) Allen: Solutions & Supers: Eminent Domain, black gal * (1:26:06) Popcorn on Gen Z: Don’t compare. Body pillow? 💰 * (1:33:01) Mit: Excited about JLP’s past story. “Peace on Earth”? 📞 * (1:41:04) Rick: Eminent domain, Generational wealth 📞 * (1:53:18) Coco: Fear. END 📞 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/20/hake-mon-72026 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/20/jlp-mon-72026 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    Have a Good Attitude | Legionnaires', AI, Gen Z, Boomers, Wealth, Eminent Domain | HAKE Mon 7/20/26
  5. 6d ago

    I Have to Love Boomers | Even Liberals. Election Integrity. Music. Food. HBD. | HAKE Fri 7/17/26

    Thx for b-day wishes! Cute, deformed raccoon. Seattle loves that. Eminem & President Trump, heroes. U.S.–Israel clarification. Ladies discuss election integrity: the debate drags on and on. The Hake Report, Friday, July 17, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) HBD Hake & Disclaimer * (0:06:39) Seattle observation * (0:14:21) Hake history * (0:16:29) Intro: Hey, guys! 🐍 🎶 * (0:18:39) Michael: Hank Williams: Settin’ the Woods on Fire 📞 * (0:24:11) Michael: Eminem, frog hunting * (0:32:04) Brady: Frog legs? Trump on elections 📞 * (0:48:27) Bobby: “Occult”? SAVE Act 📞 * (0:51:25) Bobby: US-Israel cooperation, immigration, common sense * (1:00:48) Ardene: Mail-in ballots are OK. 📞 * (1:20:39) Alex: Left & right ears process differently 📞 * (1:27:59) Supers for bday 💰 * (1:33:12) Coffees on women 💰 * (1:43:40) Zee: Repubs aren’t there for Trump 📞 * (1:50:19) Bigg Bump, Jermaine, Last supers 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/17/hake-fri-71726 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/17/jlp-fri-71726 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    I Have to Love Boomers | Even Liberals. Election Integrity. Music. Food. HBD. | HAKE Fri 7/17/26
  6. Jul 16

    People Are Spoiled | Good Old Days. Bad Kids. Charlie Kirk, Lindsey Graham. | HAKE Thu 7/16/26

    We’re spoiling our migrants! Boomers reminisce on poster girls & vintage beer memorabilia. Charlie Kirk & Lindsey Graham: late, great, pro-Israel Americans. Different rambunctious kids. WeHo flood! The Hake Report, Thursday, July 16, 2026 AD CLIP: Tragic Warning: Story of Single Mother & Refugee in Ireland (5-min) YouTube | Rumble TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:04:24) News: Give an inch, take a mile, human nature * (0:12:27) Intro: Hey, guys! Jake sings 🎶 * (0:13:30) David/Ocala: Chevy 427, Karen Black, Farrah Fawcett 📞 * (0:23:17) David: A year ago: Charlie Kirk, Lindsey Graham? * (0:26:57) David: Fence Walker, Hake’s Indian name, Lindsey Graham * (0:32:15) David: East St. Louis family, fathers, mama spirit, HS dating * (0:39:18) Brady: Trump on elections? Iran, gas, Charlie Kirk, Lindsey Graham 📞 * (1:01:19) David/TX: Vera Lynn, Pink Floyd. Suno AI. Iran. 📞 * (1:12:03) Shoutouts 💰 * (1:17:22) Supers: Eric on these gals 💰 * (1:21:11) Popcorn on social media reaction to kids 💰 * (1:30:17) Popcorn tip: Water main break WeHo 💰 * (1:38:29) Cesar: Snake Eyes 💰 * (1:44:21) Allen: Drinking days of old. Beer art 📞 * (1:49:11) Ross: AC energy metaphor 📞 * (1:51:01) Moises: s/o Alex in CA and other callers 📞 * (1:53:15) Outro 👋 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/16/hake-thu-71626 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/16/jlp-thu-71626 🥊 PUNCHIE TV: https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/7/15/punchie-tv-ep-096 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute | Odysee PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    People Are Spoiled | Good Old Days. Bad Kids. Charlie Kirk, Lindsey Graham. | HAKE Thu 7/16/26
  7. Jul 15

    Have We Morally Declined? | Judging History. Single Men. White Stars. Sea Lions. | HAKE Wed 7/15/26

    Morals of the times. U.S. expansion: Good or bad for America? Lindsey Graham and other fellow single men, and society’s setup. Historical figures from show biz. SF Bay incidents and sea lions. The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 15, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer / Shoutouts * (0:06:21) News… ICE updates. Food parasite. * (0:09:47) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:10:35) Ronnie: July, judging the past 📞 * (0:17:43) Ronnie: James K. Polk, U.S. expansion * (0:27:01) Meade: Lindsey Graham, being single 📞 * (0:45:22) Terri: English ladies for July 📞 * (0:52:45) Superchats and shoutouts 💰 * (0:59:26) William III: Contributions for July 📞 * (1:04:37) William III: East STL. TX floods. Pontoon capsized. * (1:12:07) Reddit: Sea Lion saved Kevin Hines, 2000; Seal Beach * (1:19:12) Allen: Movie history. Marriage & land ownership 📞 * (1:31:31) Brady: Eh? Ann Coulter. Middle East news 📞 * (1:40:39) Alex: putting women on a pedestal 📞 * (1:46:25) William 7: “No class.” Fat Albert. 📞 * (1:49:28) William 7: National debt, health costs story * (1:53:12) Outro 👋 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/15/hake-wed-71526 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/15/jlp-wed-71526 🥊 PUNCHIE TV: https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/7/15/punchie-tv-ep-096 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    Have We Morally Declined? | Judging History. Single Men. White Stars. Sea Lions. | HAKE Wed 7/15/26
  8. Jul 14

    Don't Pay Attention to Every Word Said | Lindsey Graham, Charlie Kirk, Nutrition | HAKE Tue 7/14/26

    Defending Lindsey Graham’s character. Was Charlie Kirk really all that “based”? Nutrition tips with Hake (info may be false). “Take no heed unto all words that are spoken.” -Ecclesiastes The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 14, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer / Shoutout * (0:03:48) Lindsey Graham & Azzmador in heaven * (0:06:34) ICE backing off after Houston & Maine * (0:08:22) Intro: Hey, guys! Hake shop 🎶 * (0:12:04) Zenny: Jewish American Heritage 📞 * (0:17:22) Zenny: Lindsey Graham. Trump. Charlie Kirk. * (0:44:52) Jermaine: tryna eat less, ego lifting 📞 * (1:01:24) Brady: nutrition, boring! knowledge. 📞 * (1:05:15) Brady: Late great Lindsey Graham * (1:14:59) William III: Canada. East STL. 📞 * (1:20:30) William III: Lindsey Graham. Communism. Iran. * (1:33:04) William 7: America. People are the same around the world. 📞 * (1:39:46) Superchats: Ecclesiastes 7: 21-22 💰 * (1:46:19) Cesar: Italian American buffalo wings 💰 * (1:48:30) Popcorn super Bible questions 💰 * (1:52:45) CSal: Telling Prez how to be Prez 💰 * (1:53:59) Outro 👋 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/14/hake-tue-71426 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/14/jlp-tue-71426 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    Don't Pay Attention to Every Word Said | Lindsey Graham, Charlie Kirk, Nutrition | HAKE Tue 7/14/26
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Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network. thehakereport.substack.com

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