Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

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  1. 06/07/2025

    We've Been Gaming

    People have been clamoring for leftist Joes Rogan, and here come three of us when we're needed most to absolutely not talk about politics or current events. Love it or hate it, gaming is here to stay, and that means that HKIPGTD has finally become what it was always destined to be: a discussion of video games in a universe where Henry Kissinger is dead. Let's all smile together as we consider some things that we like for a change, with only a small digression about Dan Harmon's NFT sitcom. Featuring: Sam, Rook, and Elizabeth Intro: Toby Fox - It's Showtime! Outro: Toby Fox - Lancer Noise Space | Discord

    1h 23m

  2. 12/14/2023

    Season 1 Finale

    Oh, hey! Are you still here? Well, he died. Let's chat about that plus Elon Musk's X Premium+ Grok AI gone woke and whatever the Garfield Eats guy is up to these days. This is our victory lap. We all outlived him! Be happy for us, and be happy for yourself! Join our Discord. Bye for now! We'll be back if he dies again. Featuring: Sara, Jo, Roy, and Sam Intro: The Taxpayers - Evil Men Outro: Sam playing Ode to Joy on virtualpiano.net Noise Space | Twitter

    1h 1m
  3. An Ode...

    11/30/2023

    An Ode...

    SATAN is👹⚔️ workin overtime 💪💪to make a new level of hell 🪚⚒🪚cause 🎉🎉💀HENRY PISSinger☠️ has FINALLY F****N DIED🪦🪦🎉🎉!! u may know this proPIGandist🐽🐽 by his greatest hits: BOMBINGS 💣, GENOCIDES 👎😡😢, MILITARY💂 COUPS💥, and other 🚔🚔CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY🏴‍☠️!! but DID U KNOW 🧠❓he was also someone hillary clinton 👵🏻 considered a close personal friend😘👯‍♀️🆒!! he devoted his life to DICKlaring 🍆🍆war 🚫AGAINST 🚫 the CUMMIES💦💂💦 and other unCUNTstitutional 🍑🦪🦪🍑things and ppl called him a hero🤔🤷😡👎‼️⁉️ today we pour one out 🍻 🥂🍾 for one of the WORST PEOPLE🤢👿🤢 to ever do it‼️ so SPREAD ↔️THOSE LEGS 💃💃 like ur the freedom 🗽🗽of infWHOREmation 📚📜📚act && send this to 2️⃣1️⃣ people u want to give u their TRICKY DICK 👁👅👁. GET5️⃣ BACK, you’ll give someone a déTENTe ⛺️🪵 IN THEIR PANTS get 🔟 back and you’ll be getting realpoliDICKED 🤤🤤🍆🍆DOWN with that MISSILE TREATY😏🚀🚀😏 tonight‼️ Noise Space | Twitter

    4 min

  4. 06/19/2021

    Flora and Fauna Fanclub

    Hey, cool kids! After a uhhhh 90 day retreat into the danger zone, HKIP is back to deliver our wacky verbal crimes via the power of RSS (real silly shit). Join Sara, Val, and John in the Flora and Fauna Fanclub (also, we talk about things)! Topics this week: Joe Biden: trans ally? (no) Anti-trans bills What is pipehitting? Independence Day Justin Trudeau Retire Bitch Best in Show Winner Wasabi (cryptid) Flora and Fauna Lightbringers: Re:Zero DIY Crafts Post 10 Featuring: Sara, Val, and John who also edited. Intro: The Taxpayers - Evil Men Outro: Kamala Harris - Don't Cum (sic) Secret Outro: Eugene Levy and Catherine O'Hara - Terrier Things Noise Space | Twitter

    1h 30m

  5. 03/13/2021

    Miami Heated Gamer Moment

    We're baaack! Sara, John and Val shake off the rust to discuss our new President, Joe Biding His Time, aka Joe Bidet-n, and whatever the hell a Parliamentarian is. Other topics include New York politician scandals, land defenders, Mr.s Foot and Boot, and an athlete's oopsie (extremely offensive) stream word. Warnings, we discuss bidets and ...their function... in the beginning of the episode, which only gets a little bit graphic. Featuring: Sara, John, and Val who also edited. Supplemental links: Maki Itoh 1492 GoFundMe Legal Fund Braided Warriors Intro: The Taxpayers - Evil Men Outro: Unknown P - Piers Morgan Noise Space | Twitter

    1h 15m

  6. 02/08/2021

    Nintendonald 64

    Well, it actually happened. President Wario has been forced to retire, both from the presidency and from posting. In honor of our least favorite game show host/pile of rancid old yogurt in a suit, we've compiled a list of 64 of his most iconic, bewildering, "jesus christ this guy was really the president, huh" moments and created a bracket. What will be the defining moment of the Trump era? When the dust settles, what will be Donald Trump's ultimate legacy? Let's find out together! Featuring: Sara, Sam, Val, John, elizabeth leafcrunch, and Roy. Edited by Sam. Intro: Wario Land 3 - Title Outro: Wario Land 3 - Credits Noise Space | Twitter

    2h 15m

  7. 12/31/2020

    A Bullet Journal For Your Anime

    We did it! We successfully posted our way through 2020. Thank you for sticking through it with us. On this episode, Sara, Alex Leafcrunch, and John talk about holding the defense budget hostage for $2,000 ransom, Pretendians, Daddy Doug Ford, #carp, and 2020 in general! Sorry! Featuring: Sara, alex leafcrunch, and John. Edited by John. Intro: The Taxpayers - Evil Men Outro: Daft Punk - Doin' it Right Synth Cover & Daft Punk - doin it right [HHHgreg remix] Noise Space | Twitter

    1h 28m

  8. 11/13/2020

    Weed Sports Resort

    Well, the election happened I guess! Matt, Sara and Val talk about that for a bit before John heard us talking about Indigenous issues without him and joined us for an update on the Mi'kmaq lobster fisheries. Also Canada's stupidest culture war is back with a vengeance! Featuring: Matt, Sara, Val and special guest John. Edited by Matt. Intro: The Taxpayers - Evil Men Outro: Gabe Gundacker - Wii Volleyball

    1h 12m
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