Nightcaps at the Theater

Matt Cabrera, Jonathan Kwiatkowski & Mark Zebro Jr.

Another podcast about three East-coasters, a few guests, and the film/liquor they herin imbibe.

  1. 10/21/2020

    Amuse Bouche: October 20th 2020

    “Amuse-Bouche” – October 20th 2020 We're Back After a few weeks of weddings, quarantines, and COVID tests (that some of us seem to like) Nightcap’s Amuse Bouche’ segments return to catch up on the media/pop culture we missed during the week. On this episode Matt and Jonathan ponder the influx of vomit on primetime, becoming pig daddies, and wonder if woodchucks are even a real creature?  Matt is taking our Podcast money to funnel it into the ABC Games lineup. To fuel his problem, please remember tog to rate, review, subscribe, and listen on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, and more! We could always use a chute for the recording studio!  Tonight, on the Marquee: Shut Up Weeb! – Blue Exorcist T.V. Court – Holey Moley 2, The Weakest Link, Who Wants to Be A Millionaire?, Card Sharks, Supermarket Sweep, King of the Hill, Lovecraft Country, Big British Bake Off, RuPaul's Drag Race: Holland, Dragula: Resurrection, Difficult People, and Fargo. Movie Phone – The Devil All the Time, The Clovehitch Killer, and Onward. Troddin the Boards – In the Green Disc Jockeys – Jessie Ware, Sufjan Stevens, Fleet Foxes, and Jay Electronica. Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads

    59 min

  2. 09/29/2020

    Episode 67: Kill Bill: Volume 1

    Our name is Nightcaps at the Theater and we’re here to party. Just before we head off into the spooky season, we have to make a pitstop in Okinawa to pick up Hattori Hanzo steel. With Kill Bill: Volume 1 we seek out our red-tinted vengeance against The Deadly Viper Assassination Squad, all while severing arms, heads, and dancing to the 5,6,7,8's. Part 1 of this bloody affair really makes us want to wiggle our big toes. If you have anything else to say now if the f&*kin time! Bang, Bang! This podcast shot us down. Charlie Brown lookalikes recommend you rate, review, and subscribe to the podcast on Stitcher, Podbean, Apple Podcasts, and More! That’s what you get for f*^king around with the Yakuza! Go home to your mother! Tonight, on the Marquee: Silly podcast hosts like to watch Kill Bill: Volume 1 Can’t Whistle…Matt Got Ya. Take a Shot for Every “Foot Shot” or “Iconic/Homage” Kill Bill X Chicago Trauma. Deadly Viper Assassination Squad Names. Post Corona Greetings…Revenge!   Oren X Beatrix BFFs. Got ______ Like Uma Thurman. Matt Cabrera’s 72 Hour Swords. Graceful Badass. Charlie Brown. Gratuitous Amounts of Violence, Poor Little Axe Guy.   “Blank Check and Paper Little Rascals Bonds!”   “B*&ches = “Ruffly Half of Dogs.” “Not on Your Life…No” – The Whole Bloody Affair. “Why not Cap it Off” – Nightcaps Mantra. “Please Use My P***y Wagon!” “Klingon Proverbs from Slithering Slick.” – Matt Joins the DVAS. “Love Him and His Feats.” “Waiting for the Moment to Kill”- Jonathan Waiting to Kill.   “No Blood on the Udon Bowl.” “Pizza is a Commodity.” Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G

    1h 51m

  3. 09/20/2020

    Amuse Bouche: September 19th 2020

    “Amuse-Bouche” – September 19th ,2020 It’s a smorgasbord on tonight’s Amuse Bouche, our longest yet, but don’t let that deter you! Jonathan, Mark, and Matt are back to share what pop culture they have experienced over the summer. Nightcaps at the Theater returns to visit “Wacky/Silly Town.” Right in between Flavor and Lazy Town, that is where you’ll find us. If we jump the shark and go overtime, don’t blame us. Or we will give you a thrashing. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly? Which host is which? Don’t drop out of t Kindergarten! Rate, review, subscribe, and listen on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher. Trust, our gills are portrayed by Patton Oswald. Kick Flip ya way to Flavor Town! Gas, Gas, Gas, Step on the Gas! Tonight, on the Marquee: Shut Up Weeb! – King of the Hill, Infinity Train, Harley Quinn, Transformers: War for Cybertron, Aggretsuko, Batman: Mask of the Phantasm, & Pokémon: Sun & Moon. T.V. Court – The Sopranos, NOS4A2, Pen15, RuPaul’s Drag Race Canada/Netherlands, Ratched, Lovecraft Country, John Oliver: Last Week Tonight, High Score, & The Boys. Movie Phone – Mulan, I’m Thinking of Ending Things, Unpregnant, Pennies from Heaven, The Baby Sitter: Killer Queen, Double Platinum, Doctor Sleep. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, The Karate Kid (1984), Mean Streets, Stand and Deliver, Pride & Prejudice, Shaft, Initial D, Moonlight, 5,100, The Vast of Night, Project Power, The Florida Project, The Devil All the Time, #Alive, & Cuties. Troddin the Boards – Hamilton Disc Jockeys – Chloe X Halle, Verzuz, Lady Gaga’s “911” Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G

    2h 40m

  4. 09/07/2020

    Episode 66: Swiss Army Man

    (Fart Noise) Sorry…Pardon us…we just (Fart Noise) don’t know exactly where or who we are? (Fart Noise) Maybe you can help us, we used to be the hosts of a movie podcast entitled (Fart Noise) Nightcaps at the Theater …we don’t think we were the best movie recap podcast, but we sure had heart! Anyways we think we are (Fart Noise) watching the A24 joint Swiss Army Man, tonight. No volleyballs present. Please join us for a romantic journey (Fart Noise) signaling the end of the summer and (Fart Noise) pardon the smell, we really mean well. “Fart” Your Engines. Listen, rate, review, and subscribe to our musical and cultural podcast on Stitcher, Podbean, Apple Podcasts, and More! Word to the Wise Daniel Radcliffe makes an excellent “Multi-Purpose Tool Guy” Tonight, on the Marquee: Flatulence and Friendship? We Watch Swiss Army Man! Tom Hanks Adjacent, Breaking Matt’s Rule. Fart Your Engines. 4-D Fart Rumble. Daniel Radcliffe and the Real Daniel Radcliffe. Best Cold Open in Cinema? In Your Head or an Episode of GLEE? This Phone Doesn’t Exist. “Jack Shack.” B69s? Laura Dern. Boner Compass. Lil’ John Always There. Engineering Degree. Indie Drivel and Animatronic Bears. Not on the Newark Bus! A “Faht.” And Too Much Crack? “Matthew Perry on the Pod.”   “Turn Down for What.” – In Whispers. “A Movie that Stans Dans…” “Fartist Aspirations.” – Dream Big Kid. “Fart is Dead” – Nietzsche “Nightcaps Cares.” – Sure Jan. Filming a Mayo Commercial. “Thank God for Hostess.” “Would a Cork Stop a Fart?” – What has Jon Done? “70% Creepy 30% Charming.” “Scene From The Revenant.” Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G

    1h 53m

  5. 08/23/2020

    Amuse Bouche: August 22nd 2020

    “Amuse-Bouche” – August 22, 2020 Tonight, on Nightcap’s Amuse Bouche’s “Unofficial Official 100th Episode” and the special festivities include the following: The rebirth of AMC, Terrible and Less Terrible Impressions, the ponderings of a Jonah & and the Whale Rock Opera & More. Well, I got it! Can we have another take on that? The shower head just exploded off the wall and nearly killed me… This podcast runs on radioactive butter and one way that you keep our glowing gums going is by remembering to rate, review, subscribe, and listen on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, and more! Choo Choo, butterf*&kers! Tonight, on the Marquee: Shut Up Weeb! – Hazbin Hotel, Harley Quinn, Infinity Train, and King of the Hill. T.V. Court – RuPaul’s Drag Race: Canada, The Comeback, The Sopranos, NOS4A2, Lovecraft Country, Last Week Tonight, and America’s Got Talent. Movie Phone – An American Pickle, and In the Mood for Love Troddin the Boards – The Story of Johnah Disc Jockeys – Miley Cyrus Midnight Sky, Show Pony, and Dinner Party Freeze Tag. Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads

    1h 13m

  6. 08/16/2020

    Episode 65: Fantasia

    Get the liquor and the weed out, and we will provide you with one Silly Symphony on tonight’s Nightcaps at the Theater. If you like suggestive hippos and dinosaurs getting iced to the tune of classical music, then tonight’s episode is for you, as we watch Disney’s 1940 classic Fantasia. With the movie that Matt deemed “a bore” can Jonathan win him over with the power of music and animation? For Dolby, or death do us part? What are you on? Listen, rate, review, and subscribe to our musical and cultural podcast on Stitcher, Podbean, Apple Podcasts, and More! That’s a fish! No, that’s a horse! Either way take a chance! Tonight, on the Marquee: Walt Disney shares his Symphony Sympathy in Fantasia.   Drive Ins, Dives, and Dying. As Quick and Painful as I Can…Wasting Time Together. Without This, There May be No Dolby! The Decline of the West. Schwander the Bagpiper. Lazy Subtitles, Shape, Curvature, and Velocity. Disney Butts. The First Disney Live Action Remake Train wreck. Coding with Brooms. La Vie En Dinosaur/WorldStar.   Best Little Centwhore House. THICC Well Built Animals. “Drew Barrymore as E.T.” “Who was Makin Anime Movies in 1940?” – I Bet it A’int Me! “Dick Huemer … yes, that is his name.” “These Aren’t Good Titles.” “It’s Almost Like Baby Driver.”   “Are These Mushrooms Racist?”  “Wet Ass Goldfish...Playing Koi.”  “I Liked the Zeus Stuff…”  “#FreetheNipple.”  “Subsume?”   Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G

    1h 52m

  7. 08/08/2020

    Amuse Bouche: August 8th 2020

    “Amuse-Bouche” – August 8th, 2020 An Amuse Bouche that is actually bite sized?!? Well, I’ll be danged! Not to say that we have less pop culture to see, but with the quarantine we have practically merged into our couches. On this episode we play “Is that Bad Writing?” to disastrous results and prepare some painful puns. Ever have trouble identifying Keirsten Dunst from Kristen Bell? Then have we got a pneumonic for you! It’s sure to be “good.” Cut into us humans and discover that we are still cake. Please remember to rate, review, subscribe, and listen on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, and more! Who do you think we are “Techno-Gatsby?” Tonight, on the Marquee: Shut Up Weeb! – King of the Hill, Summer Camp Island, Harley Quinn, and SpongeBob: Anime. T.V. Court – Succession, To Tell the Truth, RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars/Drag Race Canada, The Babysitter’s Club, NOS4A2, and At Home with Amy Sedaris. Movie Phone – Palm Springs, Emma, Lady in a Cage, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Showgirls Troddin the Boards – N/A. Disc Jockeys – Los Campesinos!, MARUV, HAIM, Jessie Ware’s What’s Your Pleasure, and Taylor Swift’s Folklore. Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G

    1h 12m

  8. 08/01/2020

    Episode 64: Rear Window

    Get out your binoculars and plaster casts, it’s time to spy on some of the neighbors. Nightcaps at the Theater is channeling our inner voyeur in Alfred Hitchcock’s 1954 mystery thriller Rear Window.  What’s more intriguing then the lives that go on right in sight of your apartment window? Grace Kelly may look like a million bucks and have a lobster dinner all ready, but have you seen what those newlyweds are doing next door? You think anyone will notice this fourteen-foot camera lens I just bought? Ah, just swirl your brandy and look at all the lonely people.   Are they playing that song? You know that one! Lisa! No…it’s just another episode of Nightcaps at the Theater. Well, while you are here don’t forget to listen, rate, review, and subscribe to our provocative little peeping tom of a podcast on Stitcher, Podbean, Apple Podcasts, and More!   Tonight, on the Marquee: It Had to Be Murder …. Stop peeking! It’s Rear Window. Breaking the Nightcaps Inflation Calculator. Embracing Your Inner Voyeur. 1950s Fast Talking One Liners. Fish Heads and Rice? Don’t Joke About That! New Kinks Being Born. A Detective’s Hard Day At Work. Swirling Brandy: A Master Glass. Pregaming with Misses Lonely Hearts. Landlords…got that Sh*t Done. That One Song and View Masters. Not Stella’s First Murder.   “Like a Fart in the Wind.” – Meme Culture “You need a Jimmy Stewart Impression to get on this podcast.” “Put that Camera Down!” Grace Kelly “too perfect” or Fight Club Operator. “It’s Lisa not Lizah!” “Didn’t Murder My Wife Laundry.” “This Dog’s Neck’s Been Snapped.” – Death of the Accomplice.” “Who Needs A Gun When You Got Flash Bulbs?”   Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads

    1h 49m
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Another podcast about three East-coasters, a few guests, and the film/liquor they herin imbibe.

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  • Creator
    Matt Cabrera, Jonathan Kwiatkowski & Mark Zebro Jr.
  • Years Active
    2018 - 2020
  • Episodes
    100
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Copyright 2017 All rights reserved.
  • Show Website
    Nightcaps at the Theater