Prospector's Prime Cuts

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Miss something from the Prospector Show on ROCK 107 in Scranton, PA? This daily podcast brings you the best moments from NEPA’s Classic Rock morning show — including prank calls, interviews, listener stories, rants, and all the weird, funny, and relatable stuff that happens on the air.

  1. 20h ago

    Prospector's Prime Cuts 11/03/2026 – Election Day Attack Ads, Undecided Voter Hotline, A.I. Manners & Am I a Jerk?

    Missed this morning’s Prospector Show on ROCK 107? Catch up with Prospector’s Prime Cuts, your daily recap of the funniest moments from NEPA’s morning radio show. On today’s episode: * The Undecided Voter Hotline! — It's Election Day, and somehow there are still people who haven't decided who they're voting for! Fortunately, Prospector and Kait have a solution: the Undecided Voter Hotline. Because nothing says informed democracy quite like waiting until the last possible minute to make up your mind! * Now We Have to Be NICE to Artificial Intelligence? — You've spent years yelling at computers, printers, and other technology that refuses to cooperate. Now we're being told we should be polite to A.I. chatbots! Apparently, some A.I. companies don't appreciate people being mean to their software, and the machines might even learn to be cruel themselves. Prospector and Kait wonder when computers became so sensitive and whether being rude to A.I. could eventually come back to haunt us. * Prospector and Kait's Election Day Attack Ads! — After weeks of nasty political commercials, Prospector and Kait decide to get into the attack ad business themselves. But instead of going after politicians, they're going after each other! It's a campaign of accusations, personal attacks, and absolutely no concern for the truth. Just like real politics, only with two morning radio hosts! * Am I a Jerk? The Four-Way Stop Incident! — Something Prospector did at a four-way stop has him wondering whether he crossed the line. With Scranton's new traffic patterns already confusing drivers, this latest encounter raises the question: Was Prospector justified, or was he the jerk? You decide! Plus more weird, funny, local, and completely unnecessary moments from the show. Stay caught up on Northeast PA radio, Election Day humor, artificial intelligence, Scranton traffic frustrations, and the daily nonsense you might have missed on the Prospector Show.

  2. 1d ago

    Prospector's Prime Cuts 11/02/2026 – Dryer Lint Diapers Prank Call, Things We Should Vote On & Daylight Saving Time

    Missed this morning’s Prospector Show on ROCK 107? Catch up with Prospector’s Prime Cuts, your daily recap of the funniest moments from NEPA’s morning radio show. On today’s episode: * Prospector’s Prank Call: Diapers Made from Dryer Lint! — Prospector calls a guy with what he believes is a brilliant new business opportunity: making disposable diapers out of dryer lint! It's recycling, it's environmentally friendly, and there's practically an unlimited supply of raw materials. Unfortunately, the guy on the other end of the phone isn't nearly as enthusiastic about the idea. Another business empire dies before it gets started! * Things We Should Actually Be Voting On! — Election Day is Tuesday, and after weeks of political ads, Prospector and Kait think it's time Americans voted on something that really matters! Should reclining your airplane seat require permission? Should Christmas decorations before Halloween be illegal? Forget the candidates. There are everyday annoyances that deserve a national referendum! * Fall Back to a Dark Drive Home! — Daylight Saving Time has ended, and now you're leaving work in what feels like the middle of the night. The clocks went back an hour, but somehow the sun decided to clock out early, too. Prospector and Kait tackle the annual frustration of shorter days, dark parking lots, and the depressing realization that winter is coming. Plus more weird, funny, and completely unnecessary moments from the show. Stay caught up on Northeast PA radio, Prospector Prank Calls, Election Day humor, Daylight Saving Time frustrations, and the daily nonsense you might have missed on the Prospector Show.

  3. 4d ago

    Prospector's Prime Cuts 10/30/2026 – inTEXTicated, Candy Corn Rocks, Go or No Go & Prospector's Anti-Halloween Rant

    Missed this morning’s Prospector Show on ROCK 107? Catch up with Prospector’s Prime Cuts, your daily recap of the funniest moments from NEPA’s morning radio show. On today’s episode: * inTEXTicated — Another collection of hilarious, embarrassing, and completely regrettable text messages sent by people who probably should have put their phones away a few drinks earlier. Bad decisions, worse spelling, and texts that seemed like a good idea at the time! * Candy Corn ROCKS! — Some people say candy corn is the worst Halloween candy ever invented. Others can't get enough of it. Prospector introduces a rock song celebrating the awesomeness of Halloween's most controversial candy. Finally, candy corn gets the rock anthem it deserves! * Go or No Go — Prospector and Kait look at what's happening around Northeast Pennsylvania this Halloween weekend! From haunted attractions to local celebrations, they help you decide which events deserve a spot on your weekend calendar. You tell us. Go or No Go? * Prospector's Anti-Halloween Rant — While everybody else is getting excited about costumes, candy, and trick-or-treating, Prospector has had enough! Halloween is his least favorite holiday, and he's got a few things to say about the annual celebration of legalized begging. It's another edition of Prospector's Rant, and Halloween is squarely in his sights! Plus more weird, funny, local, and completely unnecessary moments from the show. Stay caught up on Northeast PA radio, Halloween humor, funny drunk texts, NEPA weekend events, and the daily nonsense you might have missed on the Prospector Show.

  4. 5d ago

    Prospector's Prime Cuts 10/29/2026 – Halloween Candy Prank Call & Sexy Halloween Costumes: Wrong Answers Only!

    Missed this morning’s Prospector Show on ROCK 107? Catch up with Prospector’s Prime Cuts, your daily recap of the funniest moments from NEPA’s morning radio show. On today’s episode: * Prospector’s Prank Call: Your Halloween Treats Aren't Good Enough! — Prospector calls a woman to inform her that the Halloween treats she handed out last year weren't up to his standards. This year, she needs to step up her candy game! Unfortunately, she doesn't appreciate having her Halloween generosity criticized by a complete stranger. And things go downhill from there! * Sexy Halloween Costumes: WRONG ANSWERS ONLY! — Prospector is fed up with Halloween costumes that turn absolutely everything into something sexy. So he challenges ROCK 107 listeners to come up with the least sexy Halloween costumes imaginable. From a Sexy Sanitation Engineer to a Wet Paper Towel and even a Sexy Prospector, the answers prove that some things should NEVER be made sexy! Plus more weird, funny, and completely unnecessary moments from the show. Stay caught up on Northeast PA radio, Halloween humor, Prospector Prank Calls, funny Halloween costumes, and the daily nonsense you might have missed on the Prospector Show.

  5. 6d ago

    Prospector's Prime Cuts 10/28/2026 – Paid Puppy Leave, Halloween Candy Security, Resealable Cereal Bags & Candy Thieves

    Missed this morning’s Prospector Show on ROCK 107? Catch up with Prospector’s Prime Cuts, your daily recap of the funniest moments from NEPA’s morning radio show. On today’s episode: * Paid Time Off for a New Pet? — A friend of Prospector's is getting a new puppy, and his boss is giving him an entire week of paid leave to potty train it! Prospector had to use vacation time when he brought Puka home, so he's drafted a formal proposal for ROCK 107's Human Resources Department: the Comprehensive Pet and Personal Acquisition Leave Policy. And he's got some interesting ideas about who deserves paid time off! * The Halloween Candy Protection System — Prospector has a serious problem. He bought Halloween candy early, and somehow half the Reese's have disappeared before the first trick-or-treater has even arrived. His solution? Treat the candy like evidence in a murder investigation, complete with inventory sheets, individually numbered candy bars, and security cameras. There's just one problem with his plan: he's probably the prime suspect. * The Future Has Arrived: Resealable Cereal Bags! — Forget flying cars and artificial intelligence. After more than 160 years, somebody finally figured out how to put a resealable bag inside a cereal box! Cheerios and Ziploc have teamed up to introduce the PantrySeal, and Prospector celebrates this technological breakthrough that probably should have happened decades ago. * What Halloween Candy Do You Steal from the Kids? — Parents know the real reason to take the kids trick-or-treating: first dibs on the good stuff! Prospector and Kait reveal their favorites, including Prospector's surprising love for miniature Mounds bars, and listeners confess which treats mysteriously disappear from their kids' Halloween candy haul. Plus more weird, funny, and completely unnecessary moments from the show. Stay caught up on Northeast PA radio, Halloween humor, funny pet stories, everyday annoyances, and the daily nonsense you might have missed on the Prospector Show.

  6. Oct 23

    Prospector's Prime Cuts 10/23/2026 – The Things I Believe, Halloween Rant, Go or No Go & the iPod Turns 25

    Missed this morning’s Prospector Show on ROCK 107? Catch up with Prospector’s Prime Cuts, your daily recap of the funniest moments from NEPA’s morning radio show. On today’s episode: * The Things Prospector Believes — Prospector shares another collection of his personal truths about life, relationships, and the everyday things that make absolutely no sense. Some are surprisingly reasonable. Others might explain why Kait puts up with so much. * Go or No Go — Halloween is getting closer, and there's plenty happening around Northeast Pennsylvania! Prospector and Kait look at some local weekend entertainment options, from haunted attractions to other things worth checking out. Would you go or no go? * Prospector's Rant: Halloween — Halloween is supposed to be fun, but apparently some people are determined to ruin it! Prospector has a few things to say about the way adults have taken the fun out of Halloween, especially when it comes to kids and their costumes. * The iPod Turns 25! — Remember when carrying a thousand songs in your pocket felt like science fiction? The iPod turns 25, and Prospector and Kait look back at 2001 and all the things we thought would be the future. Some predictions came true. Others, like flying cars and robot servants, are still taking their sweet time. Plus more weird, funny, local, and completely unnecessary moments from the show. Stay caught up on Northeast PA radio, classic rock nostalgia, Halloween humor, NEPA weekend events, Apple iPod memories, and the daily nonsense you might have missed on the Prospector Show.

  7. Oct 22

    Prospector's Prime Cuts 10/22/2026 – Timeless Tickets, Make a Dog's Day, Scranton Traffic Confusion & the Sushi Roll Prank Call

    Missed this morning’s Prospector Show on ROCK 107? Catch up with Prospector’s Prime Cuts, your daily recap of the funniest moments from NEPA’s morning radio show. On today’s episode: * Milwaukee Brewers' Timeless Tickets Pay Off! — Back in 2015, the Milwaukee Brewers sold $1,000 tickets that guaranteed fans seats at future games, including the World Series. Now those tickets are paying off, although some fans aren't thrilled with the seats they're getting. Prospector takes a look at an investment that actually worked out, sort of! * It's Make a Dog's Day Day! — What do you do to make your dog's day? Extra treats? A car ride? Letting them sleep in your bed? Prospector and Kait share their thoughts, and listeners reveal the things they do to make their four-legged best friends happy. Because sometimes making your dog happy is the easiest way to make your own day better. * Scranton's New Traffic Patterns Are Driving Prospector Crazy! — Downtown Scranton has new traffic patterns, and suddenly driving streets you've known for decades feels like taking your driver's license test all over again. Prospector tries to make sense of the changes while Kait wonders if he needs somebody riding shotgun with a clipboard to grade his driving. * Prospector's Prank Call: The Sushi Roooolllll! — Prospector calls a restaurant to order a sushi roll, but there's a problem. He keeps stretching out the word "roll" longer and longer. The person taking the order tries to figure out what he wants while Prospector turns one simple word into an increasingly ridiculous conversation. Plus more weird, funny, local, and completely unnecessary moments from the show. Stay caught up on Northeast PA radio, Milwaukee Brewers baseball, National Make a Dog's Day Day, downtown Scranton traffic changes, Prospector Prank Calls, and the daily nonsense you might have missed on the Prospector Show.

  8. Oct 21

    Prospector's Prime Cuts 10/21/2026 – Describe Your Life in 3 Songs, World Series Villains, Back to the Future Day & Halloween Shriekflation

    Missed this morning’s Prospector Show on ROCK 107? Catch up with Prospector’s Prime Cuts, your daily recap of the funniest moments from NEPA’s morning radio show. On today’s episode: * Describe Your Life in 3 Songs! — If you had to tell the story of your entire life using just three songs, which ones would you choose? Prospector picks AC/DC's "Problem Child," Tom Petty's "I Won't Back Down," and Queen's "The Show Must Go On." Then listeners share the three songs that best describe their own lives, with some hilarious and surprisingly revealing choices. * Prospector Needs a Team to Hate in the World Series! — Watching the World Series is a lot more fun when you've got somebody to root against. Prospector needs a villain, and he's trying to figure out which team deserves his hatred. Because sometimes having somebody to cheer against is even better than having somebody to cheer for! * It's Back to the Future Day! — October 21 is the date Marty McFly traveled to in Back to the Future Part II. Remember all those futuristic inventions we thought we'd have by now? Flying cars, hoverboards, and robots doing all the housework? Prospector and Kait ask listeners what they were convinced would exist by now when they were kids. * Halloween Shriekflation Is Here! — Halloween candy is getting smaller while prices keep climbing! It's called shriekflation, and your favorite treats are becoming a lot less satisfying for a lot more money. Prospector takes a look at shrinking candy bags, rising chocolate prices, and why filling the trick-or-treat bowl costs so much more than it used to. Plus more weird, funny, and completely unnecessary moments from the show. Stay caught up on Northeast PA radio, classic rock, World Series baseball, Back to the Future Day, Halloween candy prices, and the daily nonsense you might have missed on the Prospector Show.

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Miss something from the Prospector Show on ROCK 107 in Scranton, PA? This daily podcast brings you the best moments from NEPA’s Classic Rock morning show — including prank calls, interviews, listener stories, rants, and all the weird, funny, and relatable stuff that happens on the air.

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  • Channel
    Prospector’s Channel
  • Creator
    Prospector
  • Years Active
    2018 - 2026
  • Episodes
    308
  • Rating
    Clean
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    © Copyright 2026

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