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Welcome to the archive of The Church Absurd. From 2018 to 2019, Reverend Jess and his cast of guests spread the gospel of absurdity. Everything from conspiracy theories, fake news, cryptids, movies, and even provided a soapbox for people who live with Occupational Torment. This podcast is not for the religious, the easily offended, or the faint of heart. - All segments written by Reverend Jess. - All editing done by Reverend Jess. - Recorded in The Fat Chapel. Special Thanks: Lonnie King, Rusty Cage, RPM, Anthony, Altar Server Portajohn and Cardinal Chris.

  1. 09/19/2025

    THE CHURCH ABSURD #20: The Occupational Torment Special At Vault 606

    This week, it's a special episode as we talk with Ben Dale Combs, the overseer of Jackson's premiere video game store, Vault 606. Ben shares his occupational torment and we show them the right way to play trivia. All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com FAT LULZ RADIO is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows!

  2. 12/21/2021

    #43: The End

    Jess burns down the church after two years of waiting. Special appearances by former guest RPM and superfan Clell. This is how it ends. The after show may continue, but The Church Absurd proper is dead. Thank you for all the years of support.  Written by Reverend Jess Recorded by Reverend Jess Edited by Reverend Jess.

    #43: The End

  3. 02/19/2021 ·  Bonus

    Lonnie's Paradise

    From the new album from Lonnie King: Songs In The Key of Bigfoot!

  4. 02/19/2021 ·  Bonus

    Little Lonnie Man

    From the new album from Lonnie King: Songs In The Key of Bigfoot!

  5. 03/17/2020 ·  Bonus

    RJASS #3: Updates and Where Have We Been?

    Giving you guys an update and playing a never before released segment! Follow us on Anchor!

    RJASS #3: Updates and Where Have We Been?

  6. 08/11/2019

    THE CHURCH ABSURD #42: I'll Never Go To Africa Again (The S****y Version)

    Jess and Sam talk Area 51, e-thot murder, Crystal Head Vodka, and Jess' mom performs on Mom Metal. Our apologies, but this episode is censored. This will never happen again. If you're easily offended, you should probably stop listening to this show going forward and then go f*ck yourselves. Like, comment, review, subscribe! Help us build The Congregation! This episode is also available on Apple Podcasts, Google Play Music, TuneIn, Stitcher, and all secondhand podcast players. End Theme: "There Isn't Any God" Written and Performed by Rusty Cage From the album GANGSTALKERS: Rusty Cage, Vol. 4. Available at RustyCageMusic.com Used with the artist's permission. Contact Us: Email: FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com Facebook: @thechurchabsurd, @fatlulzradio Twitter: @thechurchabsurd, @fatlulzradio, @revjess_flradio, @hangrypitbull Physical Mail: FAT LULZ RADIO P.O. Box 1235 Campton, KY 41301

  7. 06/08/2019

    RJASShow #2: Papa Desi's Double Postal Penetration ft. Vince Desi of Running With Scissors)

    Interview starts at 7:40 Jess interviews one of his personal heroes: the creator of the Postal games, Vince Desi of Running With Scissors. We talk the rabid fan base RWS has, the comedy of the Postal games, stories from the set of Postal: The Movie, RWS' current projects, a possible Krotchy side scroller, Postal shovels being made, the fate of the VR game in development, and the infamous Postal rubber phallus. Follow the RWS Twitter: @rwsbleeter Follow Vince: @vincedesi Buy the games and the mousepads: runningwithscissors.com Thank you, Vince. This interview meant the world to me. TIMESTAMPS: - Intro: 0:00 - Interview Start: 7:40 - How does it feel to still have a growing fanbase 15 years after Postal 2?: 10:35 - Analyzing the two sides of Postal and the comedy of Postal 2: 13:30 - The original thought process behind the comedy and how it would play in today's society: 14:10 - A fan's special email and the merch of RWS: 19:00 - The mindset of RWS' fan interaction: 20:23 - RWS' honesty with Postal 3: 22:00 - The mindset of Postal 2: Paradise Lost: 23:35 - Fate of the VR Game 26:30 - Postal 4 when? 28:04 - The importance of the Postal game yesterday and today, Vince's run-in with the WSJ, and owning the bad press: 30:03 - The original vision for Postal: The Movie: 37:00 - The cancellation of Postal 2: The Movie: 40:36 - Postal, The TV Series?!?: 41:52 - Postal Shovels for Sale?: 44:03 - The Postal Dildo: 45:50 - Fun Stories from the set of Postal The Movie: 48:55 - Does Vince still have the Krotchy suit?: 52:03 - Krotchy: The Side Scroller: 54:38 - Thanking Vince for everything: 56:52 - Vince Says Goodbye and Go Dildo!: 57:25 - Jess' Final Thoughts: 59:57

  8. 05/27/2019

    THE CHURCH ABSURD #41: Calm The F*ck Down, NASA

    Jess and Sam get a chill episode going, talking MIB, NASA's 5 year plan for the moon, free speech, and watch more messed up stuff for WTFU. Also, Roof Koreans and small town government. To claim one of the free copies of Postal: Redux, shoot us an email (address below) or message/tweet The Church Absurd on FB or Twitter! Be quick! Supplies are limited! Once they're gone, they're gone! Thank you to Running With Scissors! Check out their games at runningwithscissors.com! Like, comment, review, subscribe! Help us build The Congregation! This episode is also available on Apple Podcasts, Google Play Music, TuneIn, Stitcher, and all secondhand podcast players. End Theme: "There Isn't Any God" Written and Performed by Rusty Cage From the album GANGSTALKERS: Rusty Cage, Vol. 4. Available at RustyCageMusic.com Used with the artist's permission. Contact Us: Email: FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com Facebook: @thechurchabsurd, @fatlulzradio Twitter: @thechurchabsurd, @fatlulzradio, @revjess_flradio, @hangrypitbull Physical Mail: FAT LULZ RADIO P.O. Box 1235 Campton, KY 41301

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Welcome to the archive of The Church Absurd. From 2018 to 2019, Reverend Jess and his cast of guests spread the gospel of absurdity. Everything from conspiracy theories, fake news, cryptids, movies, and even provided a soapbox for people who live with Occupational Torment. This podcast is not for the religious, the easily offended, or the faint of heart. - All segments written by Reverend Jess. - All editing done by Reverend Jess. - Recorded in The Fat Chapel. Special Thanks: Lonnie King, Rusty Cage, RPM, Anthony, Altar Server Portajohn and Cardinal Chris.

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