Lotsa Pasta

Captain Death
  • 4.9 (9)
  • Fiction
  • Updated Biweekly

The Lotsa Pasta podcast is a horror storytelling podcast that speaks to all things that go bump in the night. Reading sources from CreepyPasta, NoSleep, Unsettling Stories, Not Hot but Spicy, Stories to Read Alone at Night, and so many more. Join our colorful cast of characters as we dive into the unlimited world of creepy online fiction and scary stories.

  1. Episode Three Hundred Fifteen: Mother Beckons Part One

    1d ago

    Episode Three Hundred Fifteen: Mother Beckons Part One

    Come unto these Yellow Sands, indeed, my children. And by come I mean cum cause we’re gonna be talking magical space pussies, LSD binges, and Japanese train videos on today’s episode. And who is that with me? You know him, you love him, okay, maybe you only tolerate him: it’s WhereAmi? And needless to say, neither of us know where the hell we are. There’s a lot of theories going around right now that he does actually know where he is and I’m here today to start a FIVE part series with him to disprove this casual assumption. The Interface Series, or -what it’s more commonly called- The Mother Horse Eyes series, is an experimental narrative exporting itself as nonlinear storytelling across all of Reddit. It’s a little hard to grasp at first, as there is a learning curve with most things building their own dedicated multi-layered head-canon, but once you start to understand the concepts and narratives it really does come together to form one great, big, beautiful f****d up picture. Join my partner and I on this series as we discover what it means and what it doesn’t mean, what it causes and prevents, and maybe -just maybe- we can figure out if we really are in the worst timeline imaginable. Mother is calling, y’all. Do we dare hear her out? Nay, do we dare listen? The Interface Series AKA Mother Horse Eyes P1 (22:22) By _9MOTHER9HORSE9EYES9 Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: 
www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio YOUTUBE: 
www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw SOUNDCLOUD: 
www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/ (But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!) FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK: 
www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath FOLLOW ON REDDIT: 
www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/ Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 
CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 
Follow: @cryo-chamber
Thank you! “Mirror Temple (Mirror Magic Mix)“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    2h 17m
  2. Episode Three Hundred Fourteen: In Memorium: Rimurapa Whakamataku

    May 4

    Episode Three Hundred Fourteen: In Memorium: Rimurapa Whakamataku

    I loved all these stories today. Man, what an episode. Is every episode with Kitty AKA Torus Filth a gold standard? Why, yes, yes they are: CAN CONFIRM. My #1 FAN brings the energy and the stories match it. We’re here for a classic episode where we find a bunch of random stories on NoSleep and we dive in balls-deep. But that’s not all, this episode is also dedicated to the lovely fur babies we lost this year: Lucy, Daisy, and Kali-Ma. Some were taken too soon, others were taken when they needed to, but neither makes it easier. Life can move on a dime and we don’t know until the dime itself drops. Hold your little pups, cats, and critters, y’all. This episode is dedicated to them and the love and solace they provide us. RIP 3 If You’re Armed and at the Glenmont Metro, Please Shoot Me (25:30) by Sarcasonomicon If You Ever Find Yourself Handling Blue Dollars, It Might Already Be Too Late (58:09) by M59Gar Kitten (1:21:17) by mmartinv It was a Different Time (1:56:03) by Cymoril_Melnibone Support us on PATREON:  https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI:  https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio YOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw SOUNDCLOUD: www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/ (But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!) FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath FOLLOW ON REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/ Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you! “Mirror Temple (Mirror Magic Mix)“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    2h 40m
  3. Episode Three Hundred Thirteen: Things That Goosebump in the Night 4

    Apr 20

    Episode Three Hundred Thirteen: Things That Goosebump in the Night 4

    Let me guess… You expected someone or something else for 4/20? Well, I’m sorry to disappoint because it was ALWAYS going to be SKELLYBONES and it was ALWAYS going to be BOOSEGUMPS - so gather up your britches, bitches, cause we going to bump tonight. And by bump, I mean goose, because on today’s episode we’re getting more terrified than the terrifier. We be visiting TERROR TOWER. You know, I thought this place looked familiar, but now that I’m sitting here with SkellyBones, I’m thinking we’ve been here before. Yeah, I might’ve lived in a couple Terror Towers in my day, if ya know what I mean? Oh, you don’t? Well, that’s too damn bad - cause we’re gonna tell you anyways.  A Night in Terror Tower - Goosebumps #27 (15:41) by R.L. Stine Support us on PATREON:  https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI:  https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio YOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw SOUNDCLOUD: www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/ (But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!) FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath FOLLOW ON REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/ Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you! “Mirror Temple (Mirror Magic Mix)“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    3h 14m
  4. Episode Three Hundred Twelve: Paid by Poltergeists Part Two

    Apr 6

    Episode Three Hundred Twelve: Paid by Poltergeists Part Two

    Does this story dare go to places and say things I’d never think I’d hear Tenron say before? Yes, yes it will. Like an addict who fixes for his next dose, I’m waiting on Patty B’s next cigarette to help me push through. If only I could get that DAMN CIGARETTE. Anyways, Tenron Otrin and I are back to finish Patricia Barnes’ story about being a hitman for ghosts. Did it go where I wanted it or expected it to? Kinda. Did it leave a weird kinda open end? Also kinda, but that would be spoilers. Just like Patty B always says, “You can’t have your desert, if you can’t eat your meat.” What a gal.  I have an unusual job. The pay is good, but I hate the moaning sounds that go with it. (16:02) by ByfelsDisciple  https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/b3q2xl/i_have_an_unusual_job_the_pay_is_good_but_i/ Support us on PATREON:  https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI:  https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio YOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw SOUNDCLOUD: www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/ (But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!) FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath FOLLOW ON REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/ Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you! “Mirror Temple (Mirror Magic Mix)“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    1h 42m
  5. Episode Three Hundred Eleven: Paid by Poltergeists Part One

    Mar 30

    Episode Three Hundred Eleven: Paid by Poltergeists Part One

    I know what you’re thinking. We could all use a lady like Patty B in our lives. Oh, you’re not thinking that? Well, it’s probably just because you haven’t met her yet. Let me introduce you to two people: One you know, One you don’t. The one you know: Tenron Otrin, here to join me on this special 2-parter with -the one you don’t know- Patricia Barnes AKA Hitman for Ghosts! She’s the revenging revenger who ever revenged, and -best of all- she’s getting paid for it! No one wants to work for free, except for maybe the people in power - so let’s find some power and see what the ghosts wanna do with it! Light up a cigarette or 5, folks, you’re gonna need em.  I have an unusual job. The pay is good, but I hate the moaning sounds that go with it. (33:03) by ByfelsDisciple https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/b3q2xl/i_have_an_unusual_job_the_pay_is_good_but_i/ Support us on PATREON:  https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI:  https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio YOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw SOUNDCLOUD: www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/ (But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!) FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath FOLLOW ON REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/ Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you! “Mirror Temple (Mirror Magic Mix)“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    1h 31m
  6. Episode Three Hundred Ten: Girl Power

    Mar 15

    Episode Three Hundred Ten: Girl Power

    Valentine’s day might be behind us, but there’s still some love to spread around to my hot females, as Sofa King would say. This one is dedicated to my favorite female co-host in the world, Cannibal Siren, and what better way to celebrate than by reading a middling to generic YA story together. I don’t know what else to tell you. I don’t vet this shit! It’s got spunk, it’s got girl power, it’s got girl bossing, it’s got a bunch of other stuff that’s been played out and Mary-Sued into oblivion. The Stranger Things here -pun intended- are that we didn’t HATE it, we just didn’t LOVE it either. It’s been a while since we’ve read something MEH together, so if it’s gonna be MEH, there’s no one else I’d rather MEH with. Cannibal Siren, you’re the only Girl Boss with Girl Power I need for this show - and that’s the truth.  All the Women in my Family Die at the Age of 27 (50:17) by HerCreation https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/gyb0dz/all_of_the_women_in_my_family_die_at_age_27_i/ Support us on PATREON:  https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI:  https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio YOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw SOUNDCLOUD: www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/ (But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!) FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath FOLLOW ON REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/ Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you! “Mirror Temple (Mirror Magic Mix)“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    2h 42m
  7. Episode Three Hundred Nine: Happy Valentine's Day, Hal

    Feb 23

    Episode Three Hundred Nine: Happy Valentine's Day, Hal

    We love our fans. What isn’t to like about them? They’re slightly autistic. They appreciate our sense of humor and spook. They’re along for the ride. And, most importantly, they send us KILLER stories like today’s treat brought to us by Patreon Subscriber HAL. F**k yeah, dude. First off, thank you for the sandwich - it goes without saying. Second off, what a recommendation for today! We might not be drunk, but this story makes me want to be. What an introduction to this author too! WHOO-EE. This one hits like a pound of bricks to the nether region. I’m happy Deputy Dewey was here along for the ride with me, because I don’t think someone like Django Phillips would’ve appreciated being DOGSCAPED again. Is that a think I can say? Dogscaped? Well, I did and we do. This might as well be DRUNKscape. Let’s do some shots. *reloads shotgun* Drunk Tank (32:33) by EmpyrealInvective from Creepypasta https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Drunk_Tank Support us on PATREON:  https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI:  https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio YOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw SOUNDCLOUD: www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/ (But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!) FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath FOLLOW ON REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/ Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you! “Mirror Temple (Mirror Magic Mix)“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    2h 25m
  8. Episode Three Hundred Eight: Glitch Got Ghosts

    Feb 9

    Episode Three Hundred Eight: Glitch Got Ghosts

    What d’ya get when you mix 3 dozen eggs, 2 spooky boys, and a little dented-headed f**k named David? B******T, that’s what (gottem). Dear David was brought to you by a ghost-lover named Glitch Blob who wanted to get spooky on a Sunday afternoon instead of playing Phasmophobia for the 9 millionth time. Who can blame him? With Captain Death at the wheel, you know Glitch is standing on the side of the road showing some leg, holding up a spooky little f*****g baby, rocking him back and forth and telling him that he DEFINITELY won’t drop him again. Brought to you by Adam Ellis and Buzzfeed’s post-mortem department, we’re definitely not just filming this for the clout (it’s 9 years old after all). We’re reading this because Glitch has been asking for FOREVER and it’s ABOUT DAMN TIME we got into it. Let’s talk ghosts. Let’s talk spooks. Let’s talk what it means to be the most memorable and interesting artifact still existing on twitter.  Dear David(54:36) by Adam Ellis from Twitter https://wakelet.com/wake/e6275d03-7bce-4789-9961-f3a04723cc71 IF YOU LIKE THIS EPISODE, JOIN US FOR MORE Spooky Splashes(tm) between myself and Glitch Blob COMING SOON, EXCLUSIVELY TO PATREON!! Support us on PATREON:  https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI:  https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio YOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw SOUNDCLOUD: www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/ (But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!) FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath FOLLOW ON REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/ Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you! “Mirror Temple (Mirror Magic Mix)“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    2h 48m
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About

The Lotsa Pasta podcast is a horror storytelling podcast that speaks to all things that go bump in the night. Reading sources from CreepyPasta, NoSleep, Unsettling Stories, Not Hot but Spicy, Stories to Read Alone at Night, and so many more. Join our colorful cast of characters as we dive into the unlimited world of creepy online fiction and scary stories.

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  • Creator
    Captain Death
  • Years Active
    2018 - 2026
  • Episodes
    315
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Captain Death
  • Show Website
    Lotsa Pasta