evan

This show is a work of art when I turned it on I was totally paralyzed and was about to die, but this show saved me because I got up out of bed for the first time in 60 years (A hippo trampled me when I was six when I went on a Safari with my parents because dad left the door to our hotel room open when he went to get milk and he never came back to shut it) and beat my friends phone with a baseball bat I am able to walk now but my friend had a heart attack when I started destroying his phone and he died because this podcast was his only source of joy I now live in Baltimore and I am making a good living I have no relatives because they followed my dad to get milk I have met a lovely woman and plan to marry her I recently went to the zoo where I saw a hippo he was scary because he had big feet big teeth big jaws big face big body big bones big eyes big nose big toenails and he big I ran away and my wife broke up with me because she loved the hippo more than me so I moved to Houston and became a cowboy and met John Marston but he got shot and I waiting for the third but Rockstar can’t make GTA 6 yet so I bought the Saints Row Reboot but when I played it I had a stroke and was hospitalized and escaped the hospital because everybody went to get milk so it was easy when I found the hippo and no scoped him and emoted on his grave after I got the #1 Victory Royale and moved to NYC and found Jack Sparrow chained up in Trump Tower so I freed him and ran away to Ukraine but there was a war there so we were sailing when we meant Edward Kenway as he was changing the flag on his ship he told us that the hippo had respawned so we went back to then zoo and fought the hippo ate Jack but not me so we fought for a long time then I had brilliant idea I turned on this podcast and the Hippo died instantly. I went back to my ex but she was sad because hippo died so she beat me with a chair and left me for Ezra Miller so I went to the movie theater and saw The Flash and left and watched Morbius for a year on repeat then I ran for president with Kanye but we lost but he featured me in his new song but I was very sad and depressed so I went to Tokyo and met Twinky and Han but Han died in a crash but he returned to the series but I was sad because Brian died so I went to Dom and he told me I was dumb so I left and went into my apartment and put on this podcast and listen the full thing and died.