Astrolocheeze

Astrolocheeze

Two coworkers read each others horoscopes for the week, reflect on em and get CHEESY.✨🧀*AIRHORNSOUND*AIRHORNSOUND* Currently reading horoscopes written by Jessica Lanyadoo via thehoodwitch.com

Episodes

  1. 08/29/2018

    Finance and feels pair with cheese: we be whinin': 08/8- 8/14

    Hosts Emmi & Ryan talk a lot this week about $MONEEEEYYY$. Were material girls living in material world and it stresses us out sometimes. Hear our readings for the week of 8/8 - 8/14 from the AMAZING Jessica Lanyadoo (who now has a podcast on Anchor WE ARE CRYING) you can find more of her work at lovelanyadoo.com.

  2. 07/15/2018

    You are not Prov-alone, Emmi & Ryan are here with you: 6/20-6/26

    Summer Solstice is here and ya girls at Astrolocheeze HQ aren't gonna leave you hanging any longer. Hosts Emmi & Ryan have been on a bit of a hiatus so here's an episode pre-recorded on June 22nd, fresh outta the cheese vault just for you! We got our readings from the amazing astrology of Jessica Lanyadoo via the hoodwitch.com you can find more of her work at lovelanyadoo.com 3 You can support families separated at the border at http://www.pueblosinfronteras.org/ also : https://supportkind.org/about/ as well as : http://www.unlocal.org/main-page/

  3. 06/12/2018

    Boursin for Bourdain: 6/6-6/12

    Hosts Emmi & Ryan trying a new show setup this week. This episode was a super blue cheese emotional one. It was recorded on Friday June 8th when Anthony Bourdain passed away. He was an inspo to them and will leave a big hole in their hearts. This episode is dedicated to him his realness, empathy, creative depth and love for food and people. “As you move through this life and this world you change things slightly, you leave marks behind, however small. And in return, life — and travel — leaves marks on you. Most of the time, those marks — on your body or on your heart — are beautiful. Often, though, they hurt.” - Anthony Bourdain He is a true hero and reminds us that life is hard, but always remember to express yourself and let love in. Shout out / all credit to Jessica Lanyadoo (resident astrologer for thehoodwitch.com) for the bless-up you gift us with spiritual guidance ERRY DAMN WEEK. What would we do without you? Find more of her work at Lovelanyadoo.com 3

  4. 05/18/2018

    Gotta have that cheesy Fon-DUEEE attitude not Fon-DON'T : 5/15-5/22

    Hosts Emmi & Ryan are back on the horse and getting DEDICATED AF to their listeners with weekly episodes coming back at ya. Breaking down the week fo 5.16-5.22. It hasn't been as smooth as brie this week, but they ain't letting things mold like blew cheeze. "Astrology teaches us that all things – even the small things – build on each other to create life" Get POZI with yer favorite home girls and turn this week around. Don't miss the Astrolocheeze fact of the week its RICH. Shout out to Jessica Lanyadoo (resident astrologer for thehoodwitch.com) for the bless-up per usual "GOTTA FEEL IT TO HEAL IT BAYBEE" . Find more of her work at Lovelanyadoo.com Check out our instagram.com/astrolocheeze and our FRESH OUT THE KITCHEN TWTTA: https://twitter.com/astrolocheeze **This episode was recorded Wednesday 5/16 & Thursday 5/17 **

  5. 05/04/2018

    Curds & Whey not Turds like Kanye: 4/25-5/1

    Hosts Emmi and Ryan are gone for one week and someone let's Kanye back on twitter? Well dry your eyes because the CHEEZE QUANES R BACK and ready to slang that hot raclette! Listen in as they recap last week's horoscope outcome and reflect on how the week went. Don't miss the Astrolocheeze fact of the week and a special dedication to our number one fan, the broski with the moski, ERIK PRICE! As always shout out to Jessica Lanyadoo (resident Astrologer for thehoodwitch.com) for the constant astro blessings. Find more of her work at Lovelanyadoo.com Also, we're on IG! Go follow ya girls at instagram.com/astrolocheeze **This episode was recorded Mon 4/30 but the intro was done Tues 5/1 and released on 5/4 May the force be with all of you**

  6. 04/20/2018

    Brie-lieve in yourself it only gets Feta: 4.4-4.11.2018

    Hosts Emmi and Ryan are back getting cheezay and finally recovering from mercury in gatorade. ITS OWT BLESS UP Y’ALL. They recap last weeks horoscope outcome and read and reflect on the week to come. This episode was recorded Tuesday 4/17. Listen to their s****y weeks and how they power through like the quaaans they are. Also find out which cheese matches up with their signs. STRAP UP. LIL DIRT DIRT & YUNG BRIE Shout out / all credit to Jessica Lanyadoo (resident astrologer for thehoodwitch.com) for the bless-up and a special dedication to Anna who got married AF and gave us an occasion to eat cheese. Check out more of Jessica Lanyadoo's work at lovelanyadoo.com

  7. 04/09/2018

    Burrata & Mercury in Gatorade: a match made in heaven.

    Hosts Emmi and Ryan are back with more heat and cheese for this week. Recapping last weeks horoscope outcome and reading and reflecting on the week to come. This episode was recorded last Thursday 4/5 when the Jersey Shore Reunion premiered but is not sponsored by MTV. Shout out / all credit to Jessica Lanyadoo (resident Astrologer for thehoodwitch.com) for the bless-up and a special dedication to Brendo, who came up with the idea for our podcast one day during lunch. Find more of Jessica Lanyadoo's work at lovelanyadoo.com

  8. 03/30/2018

    Gouda Friday, Gouda Horoscope: Week of 3.21-27 2018

    Hosts Emmi and Ryan read each other’s horoscopes to each other and reflect on what it all means in the inaugural episode of Astrolo-cheese. Shout out / all credit to Jessica Lanyadoo Astrologer for thehoodwitch.com where we got the horoscopes from. This episode is dedicated to Jeff. Go listen to it RAHN! Find more of Jessica Lanyadoo's incredible work at lovelanyadoo.com

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Two coworkers read each others horoscopes for the week, reflect on em and get CHEESY.✨🧀*AIRHORNSOUND*AIRHORNSOUND* Currently reading horoscopes written by Jessica Lanyadoo via thehoodwitch.com

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  • Creator
    Astrolocheeze
  • Years Active
    2018
  • Episodes
    8
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © Astrolocheeze
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