The Cult of Ron & Brian

Ron & Brian
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An irreverent discussion on current topics

  1. 1d ago

    Mouse in the Jar, Shark in the Street, Steak in the Face

    A senator brings the wrong Hawks to a perjury fight, a dead mouse crashes a pot roast, and a shark takes a stroll through a flooded Jersey neighborhood. It's one of those weeks. This week on the show: 🏀 Sen. Eric Schmitt accuses Jack Smith of lying about an Atlanta Hawks game. It was the Iowa Hawkeyes. Plus: the Katie Britt face heard 'round the internet, and what's happened since. 💔 Kristi Noem files for divorce after more than 34 years of marriage. 🐭 A TikTok mouse sparks a Mezzetta peperoncini recall. 🦈 A shark cruises through the streets of Surf City, NJ during a nor'easter. 🥩 A customer throws a cheesesteak in a Pat's King of Steaks manager's face on camera. Philly police and a reward get involved. 🚽 An Amazon driver relieves himself in a Greenwich Village lobby. 🍷 A Kentucky bourbon legend is accused in a lawsuit of secretly filming guests, including at the Kentucky Castle. ⚖️ Caleb Flynn, the former American Idol contestant, is convicted of murdering his wife. Sentencing is Monday. 🚨 A convicted sexual predator is still missing after cutting off his GPS monitor in San Diego. 👴 Gen Z tells millennials to retire. Millennials have thoughts. 🏫 The Cornell case is reopened and Gov. Hochul brings in a special prosecutor. 🕊️ We remember Dennis Haskins, Mr. Belding from Saved by the Bell, who died at 75. We also cover the death of Ken Urker, the NYT executive slaying and the court fight behind it, and the South Carolina attack on two children. Those segments are handled with care. 📲 Subscribe so you never miss an episode. 💬 Comment with your pick for dumbest story of the week. #WeirdNews #TrueCrime #CurrentEvents #JackSmith #KristiNoem #DennisHaskins #Podcast

  2. Sep 28

    The Last Mask Mandate Standing

    This week's episode is a wild ride from the toilet to the tailgate. A divorce coach says men are "weaponizing pooping," a 76-year-old Florida man proudly shows a deputy his rum cup (and then admits to the cocaine), and a lesbian bar in Massachusetts gets boycotted for daring to go mask-optional one night a week. Tim Tebow hits the brakes on a Christian money seminar accused of fleecing the faithful, a credit union CEO loses her job over a ChatGPT "Lake America" joke, and a Wisconsin brewery that promised free beer when Trump dies might be serving its last round. Plus: why your belly button's smell might flag Parkinson's, a college student who says she swallowed a metal rivet in her cheesesteak, Anaheim's mayor accused of a racial slur, a Disneyland livestream that ended in an arrest, and Eagles tailgaters unionizing in a South Philly boxing gym. We also get into the heavy stuff: a Cornell lawsuit alleging a fraternity gang rape with zero arrests, looksmaxxing streamer Clavicular charged with rape and drugging, a UW-Madison hazing bust with 30 pledges in a sweltering basement, two Ole Miss students found dead with kratom at both scenes, a Georgia teen caught with a dismembered torso, and a Carnival passenger lost at sea on his anniversary trip. Then we wrap it up with What Are You Watching?, where we share what's been on our screens lately and whether it's worth your time. Like, subscribe, and drop your hottest take in the comments.

  3. Sep 21

    Soiled Legs, Soiled Reputations

    🚨 THIS WEEK: The FBI defends bestiality hires, Macklemore gets kicked off Ed Sheeran's tour for saying two words, a mom admits to sleeping with her son "only about 100 times," and a Hyrox athlete finishes a race mid-diarrhea. Yeah, it's one of THOSE weeks. We're covering it all this episode — the political, the depraved, and the "how is this a real headline" stories that make up your weekly dose of chaos. In this episode: 🗽 A Rochester man wins his First Amendment lawsuit after DHS treated his furious email to ICE leadership like a federal threat 🏛️ FBI Director Kash Patel gets grilled by his own party over quietly dropping hiring bans on applicants with bestiality histories — and calls Adam Schiff "the biggest mockery in the Senate" while he's at it 🎤 Macklemore's "Free Palestine" chant gets him pulled from Ed Sheeran's tour, sparks a mass walkout from other openers, and a very public fight with Robert Kraft over who's donating more money 💔 Lauren Boebert responds (loudly) to affair allegations involving a fellow Congressman 🏚️ Philly's "House of Horrors" case grows — over 1 million images recovered, a 5th missing woman identified 🐶 A newborn is killed by the family dog in a home police could "barely walk through" — six family members now charged 📱 A Google Fiber contractor is accused of stealing an explicit video off a customer's phone mid-install 🚨 Two separate Florida moms make headlines for very different reasons — one with her son, one with the family dog 💊 Drug busts in North Carolina and Alabama 💩 A Florida woman throws a bucket of human feces at her neighbor over an alleged affair ✈️ A woman gets arrested for undressing mid-flight — plus a viral "should he have helped with her bag" debate that got someone actual death threats 🎡 A Ferris wheel ride goes horrifically wrong when a woman's hair gets caught in the machinery 🏃 A Hyrox world champion finishes her race mid-bathroom-emergency and the internet does NOT let her live it down 📲 Follow us / subscribe for weekly recaps of the weirdest news on the internet. #TrueCrime #WeirdNews #Macklemore #KashPatel #ViralNews #Podcast

  4. Sep 14

    Five Grand, Zero Plan

    This week: a mom goes to jail for letting her kid walk to a pond, a Wendy's manager ties an employee to the counter, and newly released 9/11 documents reveal officials knew the air was toxic all along. Plus — Trump complains a 9/11 hero is more famous than him, pitches a $5,000 check his own party hates, and blames Ukraine for diesel prices. A "Karen" accuses a dad of trafficking his own kid, a flood-dodging driver threatens a homeowner with Parkinson's, a nurse is accused of trying to exorcise a nursing home patient, and Florida's Deputy of the Year quits in disgrace. We also cover a mystery naked cyclist, jurors revealing what really happened behind closed doors in the Lindsay Clancy mistrial, and two disturbing abuse cases making headlines out of the UK and Georgia. #TrueCrime #WeirdNews #CurrentEvents #Trump #Podcast

  5. Sep 8

    Donkey Down & Duct Taped Dunces

    This week: a Georgia police officer shoots a donkey mid-search for a missing child, George Santos picks up his first-ever lifetime ban from a betting platform, and a drunk Arizona realtor gets duct-taped to his airline seat after a slur-filled meltdown — and loses his job days later. Plus: a Halloween game quietly deletes a mini-game nobody should've greenlit in the first place, the Tupac Shakur murder finally gets a conviction three decades later, California's infamous "serial butt sniffer" is back in headlines, and 106 gallons of liquid meth turn up hidden inside a trailer frame on I-8. We've also got a mother accused of hanging her 2-year-old son after calling him "the Antichrist," South Africa's initiation season death toll, a stand-your-ground shooting over a parking spot that won't be charged, and a Missouri foster mom who allegedly traded a teenage girl for a monkey — and walked away with no prison time. We close out with the full Jim Thornton "Wheel of Fortune" saga (the chatroom, the panic Google search, and the firing) and a SEPTA bus that got a little too comfortable in some wet concrete in South Philly. New episodes every week — subscribe and hit the bell so you don't miss the next one. #TrueCrime #WeirdNews #CurrentEvents #Podcast

  6. Aug 31

    Happy Birthday, Wheelchair

    This week: a fake Instagram "abortion announcement" splits the internet, Tulsa finally catches its mysterious thong-and-shower-cap vandal, the ex-deputy who killed Sonya Massey dies in prison, Meta pays $18 billion to make its addiction problem go away, a Delco fire chief's racist road-rage rant catches up with him in court, 49ers owner Jed York gets caught in a $140 prostitution sting, a Missouri fire chief's year-long murder cover-up finally cracks, a Rutgers dean gets busted for upskirt videos, a Minnesota "shadow puppet" game with heavy machinery turns deadly, longevity guru Bryan Johnson explains why he's never shared a bed with his girlfriend (until now), a passenger skips a five-foot walk to the bathroom on a flight to Shanghai, and a Weehawken restaurant learns the hard way that kitchen notes shouldn't end up on the plate. Buckle up. #news #truecrime #weirdnews #podcast

  7. Aug 24

    This Week in Terrible Decisions: Politicians, Priests, and Penn State

    This week: a chorbishop's park rendezvous gets him relieved of duty, two Penn State fraternities were busted for moving weight, an Arkansas lawmaker's career implodes after a domestic violence arrest, Kyrsten Sinema overshares in a deposition, a former NFL receiver gets caught at a mall arcade, a horrific North Dakota tragedy, the internet's new least-favorite dater ("Voice Memo Guy"), an overloaded elevator disaster, a snake that outlasted an entire football practice, New Jersey's surprising new ranking, a Florida official facing the same death penalty law he once championed, a scammer's mysterious pool death, Kentucky's first grooming-law arrest, Lauren Boebert's son facing serious felony charges, a Trump-touted gas station chain's rap sheet of fines, and Bezos's surprise move into Premier League ownership. Buckle up.

  8. Aug 10

    Orgasmic Poops and Nude Steak Dinners

    This week: a Costco jealousy murder caught on camera, a Florida steakhouse serving dinner in the nude, a food bank pastor who'd rather starve his community than take help from LGBTQ allies, cops using license plate trackers to hunt for weed across state lines, Wingstop going cashless, the first mRNA flu vaccine gets approved under RFK Jr.'s watch, his doctor's "nearly orgasmic" poop claims, a fake hospital worker collecting your pills door-to-door, a NY police commissioner turned getaway driver for her gangbanger son, a lobster diving fight that turned into attempted murder, an Ohio mom who injected her hospitalized kid with feces and walked with probation, Miss North Carolina losing her crown over old tweets, OJ Simpson's forgotten prank show getting the documentary treatment, a QVC wig pitch gone very NSFW, and a Tour de France "bra-doping" scandal. It's all here — the weird, the dark, and the deeply unhinged news of the week.

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An irreverent discussion on current topics

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  • Creator
    Ron & Brian
  • Years Active
    2018 - 2026
  • Episodes
    164
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