Born Offside

David Hooker / Jason Pelham

This is the podcast Pippo Inzaghi would listen to, because it's about football/soccer by two men/idiots who love nothing more than goals. And just like the world's favorite Italian they have little actual skill. Join them as they give you insight/useless mutterings that you'll remember for the rest of your lives/day.

  1. 07/10/2021

    ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!

    ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!

    2h 4m

  2. 09/11/2020

    20202021

    New Season, same old shit, we kinda go through or predicted table then think we're running out of time, only to waste the last 5 minutes on Southampton.

    59 min

  3. 08/21/2020

    Mbappe and Davies Collide

    Will the space time continuum be ruptured? Or do they play on opposite sides of the pitch and probably nothing will happen? did Leipzig lose because of Julian's incredibly tight trousers? Does Ever Banega belong on the street? Are you still reading this description?

    1 hr

  4. 08/17/2020

    Tonight Philippe, you will be Andre Schurle

    Barcelona are shit, Pep over thinks, Sterling misses, and we've got about 30 mins on each of those things.

    1h 2m

  5. 08/14/2020

    The Pool Boy is dead, long live the Lyons

    We say goodbye to Joao and his pool skimmer, arrivederci to the boys from Bergamo, and hello to ... well nothing good.  Will Lionel be able to give Barca a semi or will Jerome get his revenge?  Join us for all that and an incredible insight into the mind of Phil Foden.

    1 hr

  6. 08/09/2020

    Hello, my name's Joao Felix

    We contemplate the attractiveness of Andrea Pirlo, Mr Felix, and Mauricio Sarri. Doesn't turn out well for old ladies that. And also, we wave goodbye to Ronaldo, and worry about Thomas Muller's age.

    1h 10m

  7. 08/06/2020

    The Narratives

    Like all good cockroaches, we're back. And this time it's Champion's Legal! We've got Paul Scholes and his albino lockdown parties, El Cholo and his balls, and other serious stuff.

    1h 3m

  8. 06/15/2020

    Diego Costa's Virginia

    Messi is aging backwards, Bayern ruin everything, oh and football is back!!!! Sadly everyone now hates Spurs.

    56 min
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About

This is the podcast Pippo Inzaghi would listen to, because it's about football/soccer by two men/idiots who love nothing more than goals. And just like the world's favorite Italian they have little actual skill. Join them as they give you insight/useless mutterings that you'll remember for the rest of your lives/day.

Information

  • Creator
    David Hooker / Jason Pelham
  • Years Active
    2018 - 2021
  • Episodes
    101
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © David Hooker / Jason Pelham
  • Show Website
    Born Offside