Hey "PC Liz" the coloring book night is a fantastic idea. Advertise it to the women folk
Come on down to Old Town for:
BROADS - BEER - AND - BRUCE
All attendees, for a one time fee , will include the coloring book of Bruce's spectacular art, a box of crayons ( the small one of about 9 colors) (the big triple multi hues boxes would be a waste of time and money after a few brewskis, they would be all over the floor ) and a lovely night out with Bruce who will be guiding the ladies on crayon technique! Not to mention, once word gets out in CHI town that a bunch of drunk broads are coloring at the BEST DIVE BAR in town, all the men folk will swarm on down to get a "piece" of the action! Soccer moms need a night out too !