BS with Brian Simpson

Brian Simpson
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Stand-up comedian Brian Simpson talks some b******t about whatever he wants, with whomever he wants. Email the show at BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com and follow Brian at @BScomedian Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. Ep. 155: Fake ultrasounds, Epstein rant, & BAFTA | BS with Brian Simpson

    1D AGO

    Ep. 155: Fake ultrasounds, Epstein rant, & BAFTA | BS with Brian Simpson

    In this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian Simpson shares honest, thoughtful perspective on Austin’s rapid growth, the evolution of comedy, originality in creative work, and listener questions about real-life situations. Brian discusses how cities change over time, the realities of modern creative careers, and why originality still matters in stand-up comedy. He also responds to listener emails covering relationships, decision-making, and unusual real-world situations—blending humor with grounded perspective. 00:00 – Welcome Back & Show Updates 01:15 – Listener Question: Austin’s Growth Explained 04:30 – Why Cities Change Over Time 07:05 – Comedy Originality and Creative Discipline 11:00 – Internet Fame vs Real-World Skill 15:45 – Listener Story: Relationship and Trust 19:30 – Modern Media and Perspective 24:15 – News Story Reaction: Lottery Controversy 30:40 – Fairness, Luck, and Opportunity 36:10 – Public Events and Media Decisions 42:00 – Final Advice and Listener Questions 52:10 – Closing Thoughts VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    49 min
  2. Ep. 154: Korea has ageist nightclubs? | BS with Brian Simpson

    FEB 10

    Ep. 154: Korea has ageist nightclubs? | BS with Brian Simpson

    This week Brian breaks down real questions about navigating professional environments, handling personal business privately, understanding long-term consequences, and why honesty and discretion matter more than public validation. Along the way, he reacts to news stories, reflects on workplace dynamics, and explores why certain environments fit different stages of life. 00:00 – Welcome Back & Tour Updates 02:00 – Listener Question: Giving Honest Advice 05:30 – Workplaces, Privacy, and Boundaries 09:45 – Why Discretion Matters 14:30 – Long-Term Consequences vs. Short-Term Wins 19:00 – Relationships and Shared Interests 23:45 – Listener Follow-Up: Perspective Shift 28:40 – Reacting to Cultural Differences 33:50 – Aging, Environments, and Comfort 38:40 – Finding Humor in Everyday Life 42:10 – Final Thoughts & Wrap-Up VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    42 min
  3. Ep. 153: It's a winter wonderland | BS with Brian Simpson

    FEB 3

    Ep. 153: It's a winter wonderland | BS with Brian Simpson

    In this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian responds to listener emails and current stories while sharing honest, humorous perspective on everyday frustrations, creativity, games, work ethic, and modern life. Brian discusses everything from how people process stress and irritation, to why creativity takes discipline, to the difference between intentional challenge and unnecessary frustration in games and work. Along the way, he breaks down listener questions, reacts to unusual news stories, and reflects on how people navigate responsibility, ambition, and expectations in today’s world. 00:00 – Welcome Back & Tour Updates 02:10 – Dealing With Everyday Frustrations 05:30 – Why Some Challenges Feel Rewarding 09:10 – Games, Creativity, and Intentional Difficulty 13:45 – Listener Email: Creative Discipline 18:40 – Work Ethic and Long-Term Focus 23:30 – Reacting to Unusual News Stories 28:50 – Responsibility, Stress, and Perspective 34:40 – How People Process Anger and Frustration 39:55 – Finding Humor in Real Life 45:10 – Final Listener Thoughts & Wrap-Up VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    47 min
  4. Ep. 152: Demonizing Passport Bros? | BS with Brian Simpson

    JAN 27

    Ep. 152: Demonizing Passport Bros? | BS with Brian Simpson

    Brian responds to real-world questions about navigating partnerships without resentment, making smart financial choices, choosing growth over comfort, and understanding when logic and emotion collide. From relationship dynamics to long-term thinking, this episode balances humor with thoughtful insight — without pretending there’s one right answer. 00:00 – Welcome Back & Tour Updates 02:10 – Why Boundaries Matter in Relationships 05:00 – Logic vs. Emotion 08:30 – Spending Money With Intention 12:40 – When Compromise Becomes Resentment 17:20 – Choosing Peace Over Being Right 22:30 – Career Risk and Long-Term Thinking 27:45 – Advice Without Pretending to Be an Expert 33:10 – Navigating Modern Expectations 38:40 – Growth, Accountability, and Self-Awareness 43:50 – Final Thoughts & Listener Takeaways VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    46 min
  5. Ep. 151: Fan got scammed by an escort! | BS with Brian Simpson

    JAN 20

    Ep. 151: Fan got scammed by an escort! | BS with Brian Simpson

    Brian dives into thoughtful listener emails covering relationships, personal responsibility, boundaries, anger, trust, and decision-making. With his signature honesty and humor, Brian breaks down why advice should never be treated as instruction — and why listening, context, and accountability matter more than quick answers. 00:00 – Welcome Back & Live Show Updates 02:05 – The Weight of Giving Advice 04:15 – Honesty vs. Expertise 07:30 – Why Listening Matters 11:45 – Recognizing Fear and Pressure 16:20 – Compassion Without Judgment 20:45 – Processing Anger the Right Way 26:10 – Boundaries, Responsibility, and Choice 32:30 – Fans, Critics, and Engagement 38:45 – Authenticity vs. Persona 44:10 – Long-Term Thinking Over Short-Term Relief 50:30 – Final Thoughts on Advice and Accountability VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 9m
  6. Ep. 150: The Art or the Artist? | BS with Brian Simpson

    JAN 13

    Ep. 150: The Art or the Artist? | BS with Brian Simpson

    In episode 150, Brian responds to a wide range of listener emails covering relationships, personal growth, culture, technology, and modern dilemmas — all with honesty, humor, and clear perspective. 00:00 – Welcome Back & Setting the Tone 01:20 – A Listener Story That Sparks the Episode 04:10 – Identity, Perspective & Humor 07:45 – Relationship Advice & Hard Truths 11:30 – Boundaries, Responsibility & Growth 15:40 – When Advice Gets Complicated 20:10 – Culture, Media & Accountability 24:50 – Creativity, Entertainment & Enjoyment 29:30 – Technology, AI & Modern Concerns 34:10 – Final Thoughts & Closing Perspective VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    44 min
  7. Ep. 149: Roomate Romance | BS with Brian Simpson

    JAN 6

    Ep. 149: Roomate Romance | BS with Brian Simpson

    Welcome back to BS with Brian Simpson, where Brian breaks down listener emails, modern culture, and the everyday logic behind why life feels more frustrating than it used to. This week Brian reacts to a wide range of fan emails that spiral into bigger conversations about digital ownership, gaming culture, technology, relationships, parenting, and personal responsibility. From frustrations with modern companies to why people avoid accountability, this episode blends humor with sharp, honest perspective. 00:00 – Welcome Back & Modern Life Reality Check 01:15 – Digital vs Physical Games Explained 04:00 – Why Ownership Doesn’t Feel Real Anymore 06:45 – Gaming, Consoles, and What People Actually Use 09:30 – Listener Advice: Attraction & Shared Living 14:30 – Why Dating a Roommate Gets Complicated Fast 19:00 – Emotional Reality vs Expectations 23:30 – Culture, Accountability, and Responsibility 27:00 – How Past Generations Imagined the Future 31:00 – Technology, Privacy, and Social Change 38:45 – AI, Parenting, and Responsibility 45:30 – Final Thoughts & Tour Dates VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    48 min
  8. Ep. 148: Reversed Double Standard | BS with Brian Simpson

    12/30/2025

    Ep. 148: Reversed Double Standard | BS with Brian Simpson

    This week, Brian breaks down a long-running listener story involving missed timing, emotional attachment, and the hard truth about knowing when to walk away. From unspoken feelings to complicated living situations, Brian offers honest insight on why clarity matters more than comfort. 00:00 – Welcome back & tour updates 01:40 – Holiday thoughts and gift expectations 03:10 – Why waiting to speak up changes everything 05:00 – A long-term listener story begins 07:45 – When feelings stay unspoken too long 10:20 – Living close to someone you want 13:10 – Emotional confusion vs real connection 16:40 – Why some people choose chaos 20:00 – The danger of “what if” thinking 23:30 – Peace of mind as a life rule 27:10 – Knowing when the door is closed 30:00 – Advice for letting go cleanly 33:30 – Why timing matters more than intention 36:10 – Listener reactions & perspective checks 39:40 – Final thoughts on growth and clarity VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 3m
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Stand-up comedian Brian Simpson talks some b******t about whatever he wants, with whomever he wants. Email the show at BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com and follow Brian at @BScomedian Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  • Creator
    Brian Simpson
  • Years Active
    2018 - 2026
  • Episodes
    209
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Brian Simpson
  • Show Website
    BS with Brian Simpson

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