Keeping Up With The Jones

Scott VerMulm and Dante Powell
  • 5.0 (6)
  • Comedy
  • Updated Bimonthly

One, two, three, four, I declare a mind war.

  1. 08/15/2022

    Episode 49

    I was massaging the hole in my mouth where I had a tooth removed. I will show you the hole.

  2. 06/20/2022

    Episode 48

    My life is a love letter to humanity. What the globalists do is a hate letter, a curse.

  3. 01/14/2021

    Episode 47

    Q tells us stuff and all of its lies is what I'm saying. You're full of shit. That's why! Because every god damn thing out of you people's mouths doesn't come true. It's always...Oh there's energy. Oh now we're done with Trump. You said he was the Messiah. You said he was invisible. You said it was all over. That we're all going to Gitmo. Now oh he's part of a bigger thing of Q. I will not suffer your Q people after this! I knew what you were day 1. I know what you are now and I'M SICK OF IT! I'm sick of all these witches and warlocks and pumpkins popsums. And everything. Oh god. I'm sorry. I can't talk to you anymore. Jesus Christ.

  4. 11/18/2020

    Episode 46

    We declare independence from the communist concession speech that the globalists are demanding in order to give their offering to Satan.

  5. 10/22/2020

    Episode 45

    Spoiler alert: The fly was a drone.

  6. 10/04/2020

    Episode 44

    Your technocracy is dead on arrival! You understand that? We are in charge of the planet! Not Satan! You think you're going to have this fight and have robots win it? NO! We'll defeat you and your god damn robots. You understand that? Damn you to hell, Satanist!

  7. 09/18/2020

    Episode 43

    Secrets, secrets are no fun. Secrets, secrets hurt someone. I'm talking to you, globalists! I don't keep secrets!

  8. 08/26/2020

    Episode 42

    The future is now! The future is in this podcast. A podcast that the globalists are daring you not to listen to. They are double dog daring you. Double hot dog daring you!

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One, two, three, four, I declare a mind war.

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  • Creator
    Scott VerMulm and Dante Powell
  • Years Active
    2018 - 2022
  • Episodes
    48
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Copyright 2018 All rights reserved.
  • Show Website
    Keeping Up With The Jones