The Slaptail Squad

The Slaptail Squad
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Join The Slaptail Squad, where comedy meets pop culture and friendship thrives. Hosted by a sarcastic Army veteran known as the Beaveman and his witty counterpart, the Swan, this podcast blends humor with insights on the life of a veteran dealing with civilian life. Together with friends like JD Hutchins the Trailer Park Monster,  Nolan Johncock the King of Kalamazoo County Comedy, and Drippy Steve Da Driphausen, they deliver hilarious takes on the craziness of today's world through the lens of comedy, pop culture, and genuine camaraderie. Dive into veteran stories, pop culture discussions, crazy medical conditions, monsters, paranormal, comedy, and friendship-driven banter every episode.

  1. 8h ago

    Dor Namethian ejaculate on Monguls throughout Quantum Immortality

    This week on the Slaptail Squad Swan comes hot out the gates with an intriguing true crme update on on this weeks featured piece of sh!+ currently residing at a Kalamazoo county jail awaiting extradition to Alaska. Christoper Popps is the primary suspect in the killing of Patrick Orville Dearth nearly 33 years ago in Alaska. Swan really wants to talk to him.  The Beaveman really talked Steven up this week after giving him suggestions about his segment. Did Steven hit the ball out of the park or did he biff it? What do you think?  The Trailer Park Monster, JD Hutchins, the Dark Lord of Brown-Town himself does not disappoint. This week he discusses Quantum Immortality. Clearly, the Beaveman is intrigued.  Nolan comes in hot and peters out like a wet candle. This guy really does love the Mongols, and not just the barbecue.  Beaveman explains to every man in simple terms how the male ejaculates. Do they get it? Probably not.  And the Swan angrily tells us jokes for Dumb Jokes with Swan.  Despite the fact that Beaveman loses his sh!+ consistently throughout the pod, they still have a ton of fun.  Thank you all for joining us. Leave us a rating and a review. Keep the momentum going. Join the patreon.  Our goal is clear Sex Power Money https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad

  2. 8h ago ·  Bonus

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  3. 3d ago

    Goblin Sharks of the Deep: Monstrous Minutes episode -9

    This week on Monstrous Minutes with JD Hutchins, the trailer park monster and Dark Lord of Browntown brings us story of a deep see creature. Scientists just captured Goblin Sharks on camera for the first time. These sharks are diving deeper into the ocean than originally thought possible. Spoiler alert! That's not a good thing! Check out our Patreon and give us money please! Sex Power Money That's our Mantra. Thank you all for listening.  https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad

  4. 6d ago

    Body Part Treasure Hunt in the land of Elephants & Aliens

    This week the Slaptail Squad keeps it weird and disturbing as usual.  Content warning. Swan talks about body parts discovered in a lake & in the freezer.   Drippy Steve can't multitask as usual while attempting to talk to us about Aliens while our intellectual elitist fact checks him. Beaveman talks to us about why we should eradicate mosquitoes. Thank you everyone for listening.  https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheSlaptailSquad https://www.slaptailnation.com/

  5. Jul 15

    Whale Necropolis: Monstrous Minutes episode -8

    This week, the Trailer Park Monster, JD Hutchins, brings us monstrous minutes. Every whale dies, not every whale truly lives. That may not be accurate. They don't disappear, they sink and provide a buffet and are an important part of the ecosystem. Join JD in the abyss for your monstrous minutes.    Give us money! You know our mantra Money Power Sex join our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad

  6. Jul 12

    The Uncanny Ability of the Musical Mind of the Monster

    This week the squad takes a break from the norm and talks music. More specifically, the Swan and Beaveman pull tapes, yes casette tapes, and CD's randomly out of their collections to see what JD can tell them about the music. Nolan offers up a musical favorite but receives bland stares from Swan and Beaveman. No offense to Nolan of course.    Join us for some music talk.  We love you!  Go Norway! https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad

  7. Jul 8

    Making bread from the dead: Monstrous Minutes episode -7

    Scientists are back at it again. Poking, prodding and otherwise beating a dead horse or, I guess in this case, a dead iceman. Scientists are once again, disturbing Otzi, not only to satiate their appetites for knowledge but this time, just their regular appetites.   https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad

  8. Jul 7

    That baby gots a drinking problem and that one might be too tasty

    Content warning. Disturbing news involving small children.  Breaking news! A couple days late.  That's right, our crime news anchor The Swan is hot on the trail of some disturbing news coming out of New South Wales and Baton Rouge Louisiana. In New South Wales a mom decided to see if her child was cream filled. Was it? No names were released to the public at this time.  In Baton Rouge Louisiana, apparently even the toddlers party hard. Someone should enroll that kid in alcoholics anonymous.  Wow, there really are more pieces of shi!+ than not these days.  Happy listening.  https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad

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Join The Slaptail Squad, where comedy meets pop culture and friendship thrives. Hosted by a sarcastic Army veteran known as the Beaveman and his witty counterpart, the Swan, this podcast blends humor with insights on the life of a veteran dealing with civilian life. Together with friends like JD Hutchins the Trailer Park Monster,  Nolan Johncock the King of Kalamazoo County Comedy, and Drippy Steve Da Driphausen, they deliver hilarious takes on the craziness of today's world through the lens of comedy, pop culture, and genuine camaraderie. Dive into veteran stories, pop culture discussions, crazy medical conditions, monsters, paranormal, comedy, and friendship-driven banter every episode.

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  • Creator
    The Slaptail Squad
  • Years Active
    2018 - 2026
  • Episodes
    301
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 The Slaptail Squad
  • Show Website
    The Slaptail Squad

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