The Slaptail Squad

The Slaptail Squad
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Join The Slaptail Squad, where comedy meets pop culture and friendship thrives. Hosted by a sarcastic Army veteran known as the Beaveman and his witty counterpart, the Swan, this podcast blends humor with insights on the life of a veteran dealing with civilian life. Together with friends like JD Hutchins the Trailer Park Monster,  Nolan Johncock the King of Kalamazoo County Comedy, and Drippy Steve Da Driphausen, they deliver hilarious takes on the craziness of today's world through the lens of comedy, pop culture, and genuine camaraderie. Dive into veteran stories, pop culture discussions, crazy medical conditions, monsters, paranormal, comedy, and friendship-driven banter every episode.

  1. 5h ago

    A Really old tree, A Cute Little Rat, A few jokes brought to you from Canada, and Don't Forget to Wash your Hands. Season 8 Episode 1 Here we come again!

    Members of the Great Slaptail Nation, Welcome back. Or, if you're brand new and you've stumbled your way here, welcome.We want to thank each and every one of you for everyone for listening— you've endured our questionable decisions, Beaveman's Not So Grand Rounds, JD's Monsters Lair, Nolan's Weird History, Drippy Steve's unnecessary oversharing, Swan's terrible jokes, and conversations that somehow keep getting recorded. We've survived aliens, bodily fluids, bizarre medical conditions, questionable life choices, and whatever the hell happened in the last season. And we're back bringing you even more this season!!!  It's the premier of Season 8 and the "Squad" unites! Beaveman decides to determine the order of segments with a brief bout of Rock, Paper, Scissors. It goes as about as well as you think it would. Between Steven trying to change the structure of the show and our resident Dark Lord unsurprisingly choosing the left hand path and cheating his way through it, it's a surprise they came to any decisions at all. Oh well, that's what happens when you get a bunch of idiots to compete with each other. Nolan gets us started with the weird history of doctors washing their hands. It doesn't end well for the man who originally made the suggestion. JD cheats his way to an opportunity of being able to drag us into The Monster's Lair where news of an ancient tree's death leads us down a rabbit hole the size of a forest. Swan gives us a "very interesting" segment about this week's Featured Piece of Sh1+. Next we get Beaveman's Not So Ground Rounds about a dark, little, furry creature and no it's not his pen1$. This Season, Not So Grand Rounds will be a series of stories surrounding the same subject. Listen to find out what! Finally as always, Swan pummels us with awful jokes. This time around, her jokes, if you can even call them that, take on a distinctly Canadian tone. It's Season 8 of The Slaptail Squad! Buckle up and get ready because here we go again... because we know what it means to walk the lonely street of dreams...   As long as those dreams involve   Money. Sex. Power.   Support the show in the new season and beyond   https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad

  2. 5h ago ·  Bonus

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  3. 3d ago

    D-Day and Conflict Sand: Monstrous Minutes -15

    Scientists study the sand of D-Day beaches 80 + years after the Normandy invasion, the French coastlines where battles occurred, are "bleeding metal." After another 100 years or so, the wounds of the D-Day beaches will be fully healed, unlike the wounds of human war history and the ones of the warfighters unlucky enough to bear witness to said history. Send topics to the Squad that you want us to cover or topics for the Trailer Park Monster to cover on Monstrous Minutes slaptailsquad@gmail.com Join our Patreon https://patreon.com/theslaptailsquad

  4. Aug 30

    A Humourist, a Cryptid, and the O-Pied O-Piper of Opossums talk nonsense

    It's the last episode of season seven and the squad unites. Nope. They didn't. Just the Beaveman and two of his friends who happen to be two very funny individuals. Comedian Dale Earnhardt, the mullet-having, midwest macabre Lord of Opossums and GD Fenderson, certified forensic humourist join the Beaveman for a talk about everything. When we say everything, we are pretty close. Topics include but are not limited to: stories about food, food in the military, GD's bullies, Beaveman's paratrooper stories, that a*****e Pete Hegseth, racial profiling, picks of Jodi Arias's butthole, Indiana Jones ageism, GD's vigilante days, Sedley Alley (huge piece of sh!+), Suzanne Collins RIP beautiful soul, serial killers, and whatever else they can think of. Thank you for joining in on the fun. Here is to upcoming season 8.  Support the show in the new season and beyond https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad

  5. Aug 26

    Amphibious Cockroaches. The future of search and rescue?: Monstrous Minutes -13

    This week on Monstrous Minutes, the Dark Lord of Brown-Town, JD Hutchis presents a brief glimpse into the possible future of search and rescue. Scientists are strapping Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches into diving suits for new efforts to advance Search and Rescue. Imagine being saved by the real world equivalent to the Prawns from District 9!? Help support the show https://patreon.com/theslaptailsquad

  6. Aug 23

    Author of Moon Child, Anthony Dyer joins the Slaptail Squad for idiocy training

    This week, the Slaptail Squad welcomes author Anthony Dyer to the show. Anthony is a former U.S. Air Force special missions aviator with over a decade of experience in special operations aviation. He flew high-risk missions around the globe, earning multiple accolades including the Air Force's Jolly Green Rescue Mission of the Year in 2018. Will that experience help him keep his sanity on a podcast like the Slaptail Squad? Guess you have to listen to find out.  The Beaveman presents a common condition known to our guest, you guessed it, motion sickness. Nolan keeps his pie-hole shut, and the Swan brings us one hell of a depressing story about this weeks featured piece of sh!+.  Thank you to all of our humans in the armed forces, to our veterans, and the good people of planet earth that are doing the best to protect the people around them and this rock we live on.  Thank you for listening.  Please check out Anthony's book. Available for purchase on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, heck wherever you can get it. Link to Amazon provided. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0F25SM49H?lv=shuf&channelId=500&plpRedirect=mhFallback Follow Anthony on Instagram @marco_brolo21 Video to be posted on YouTube Give us money We need your money to achieve our goal. Heck, bring us to your town to do the show.  Sex Power Money https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad

  7. Aug 19

    Let the Dam Beavers Be: Monstrous Minutes episode -13

    Years ago, Beavers were hunted by disgusting humans, never to be seen in jolly old England again, until... Beavers are nature's engineers. Hard working, family oriented, and Dam good paratroopers. Listen as the Trailer Park Monster, JD Hutchins brings you a little story about the impact of Beavers in England.  Support the show https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad

  8. Aug 16

    Samurai's love baseball and Pee Wee Herman

    The Squad assembles. Beaveman provides an update on his first high school reunion. He graduated over 35 years ago and his lived with one thought in his mind if he ever confronted his high school bully. Wonder what happened? Swan brings the true crime. A story of a mother who allegedly killed her three children then attempted to take her own life. Is she really the piece of sh!+? What really happened the day Lindsay Clancy allegedly took her children's lives?  The Beaveman brings it with not so grand rounds. What happens when you get a splinter you can't remove?  Nolan tells us about the many places in history the Samurai appeared, and it wasn't just Japan.  The Monster brings us haunted stories about the glorious sport of baseball, and Swan rounds out the evening with dumb jokes with Swan.  All throughout the episode, the squad nods to the late, great Paul Reubens aka Pee Wee Herman. We miss you.  See Beaveman live, on stage. October 9, 2026 at the Wealthy Theatre Straight to the Gallows: A Dark Comedy Show https://grcmc.org/event/straight-to-the-gallows-a-dark-comedy-show/1719 Thank you to all of our listeners Rate and review this podcast, get us up there in the algorithm.  We want to do this full time.  Love to you all Give us money so we can fulfill the dream of Sex Power Money https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad

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Join The Slaptail Squad, where comedy meets pop culture and friendship thrives. Hosted by a sarcastic Army veteran known as the Beaveman and his witty counterpart, the Swan, this podcast blends humor with insights on the life of a veteran dealing with civilian life. Together with friends like JD Hutchins the Trailer Park Monster,  Nolan Johncock the King of Kalamazoo County Comedy, and Drippy Steve Da Driphausen, they deliver hilarious takes on the craziness of today's world through the lens of comedy, pop culture, and genuine camaraderie. Dive into veteran stories, pop culture discussions, crazy medical conditions, monsters, paranormal, comedy, and friendship-driven banter every episode.

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  • Creator
    The Slaptail Squad
  • Years Active
    2018 - 2026
  • Episodes
    301
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 The Slaptail Squad
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