The Ghoul Tank

Lachlan McIver & Ajay Melakayil
  • 5.0 (17)
  • COMEDY

We're two buds who love ghosts, goblins, ghouls, and monsters so much that we've decided to make our own! Join us in our journey to come up with the next big cryptid!

  1. 06/26/2020

    Episode 26: Mascarltons

    This weeks episode has it all! $12,000 hotdog franchise ideas, the Loch Ness Monster, and Lachlans weird quarantine obsessions! This weeks creation is a doozy! We bring you Mascarlton. You know? Like Mascarlton? Get it? Eh, don't worry about it, it isn't even that good.      Cover Art by Lou (@jiinsy18 on twitter) Follow Lachlan (@lachlame) and Ajay (@ajaynus) on twitter Email us at theghoultank@gmail.com Follow us on tumblr at ghoultank.tumblr.com Join us on facebook at The Ghoul Group Intro/Outro Music by Rootsmessenger (https://www.freesound.org/people/rootsmessenger) You can buy Pocketnotes HERE or at pocketpodcastnetwork.com/pocketnotes   And remember, you may not believe in cryptids, but they believe in you. Stay Spooky, and Stay safe!

    56 min

  2. 06/12/2020

    Episode 25: The Authors

    Howdy there spooks and spectres! We've got a short one for you today. Schedules are hard and the fact that this episode even happened is a miracle of chance. Anyway, this episode is quite a good time! We've got Coffee, Ninja Murtles, and a lazily designed DC Comics super villain.     Cover Art by Lou (@jiinsy18 on twitter) Follow Lachlan (@lachlame) and Ajay (@ajaynus) on twitter Follow us on tumblr at ghoultank.tumblr.com Join us on facebook at The Ghoul Group Intro/Outro Music by Rootsmessenger (https://www.freesound.org/people/rootsmessenger) You can buy Pocketnotes HERE or at pocketpodcastnetwork.com/pocketnotes   And remember, you may not believe in cryptids, but they believe in you.

    27 min

  3. 05/22/2020

    Episode 24: Kleptocle (Feat. Mike!)

    It's the Pocket Podcast Networks guest month! For this very special episode we have Michael from Green Mountain Mysteries. We have some goofs, we have some laughs, but most importantly we create a new spooky child.   Listen to Green Mountain Mysteries at pocketpodcastnetwork.com or anywhere you find podcasts!   Cover Art by Lou (@jiinsy18 on twitter) Follow Lachlan (@lachlame) and Ajay (@ajaynus) on twitter Follow us on tumblr at ghoultank.tumblr.com Join us on facebook at The Ghoul Group Intro/Outro Music by Rootsmessenger (https://www.freesound.org/people/rootsmessenger) You can buy Pocketnotes HERE or at pocketpodcastnetwork.com/pocketnotes   And remember, you may not believe in cryptids, but they believe in you. Stay spooky, and stay safe.

    1h 12m

  4. 05/09/2020

    Episode 23: Wall Slapper

    Uh oh, whats this? another Ghoul Tank episode? That couldn't possibly be right. But, it must be! We're back to bring you bi-monthly episodes! That's right, two whole episodes a month! Without further ado, lets get cracking. Ajay and Lachlan create a creature that almost everybody has come in contact with in the past. Also, at the part where Lachlan strugglers to describe how this thing looks, do yourself a favor and just google "Wood Fidget Puzzle"   Cover Art by Lou (@jiinsy18 on twitter) Follow Lachlan (@lachlame) and Ajay (@ajaynus) on twitter Follow us on tumblr at ghoultank.tumblr.com Join us on facebook at The Ghoul Group Intro/Outro Music by Rootsmessenger (https://www.freesound.org/people/rootsmessenger) You can buy Pocketnotes HERE or at pocketpodcastnetwork.com/pocketnotes   And remember, you may not believe in cryptids, but they believe in you.

    44 min

  5. 01/18/2020

    Episode 22: Feetcipede

    Ajay wouldn't take his unnamed government agency "Happy Pills" so he was locked in solitary until he complied. Which means that Lachlan has a guest this episode! Bonnie Jenkins from the mail room helps us create yet another grotesque affront to God.   Guest starring Alex as Bonnie Jenkins! You can get more Alex on their podcast Sorted! Be sure to check out their website ptchew.com for all your digital art needs. Cover Art by Lou (@jiinsy18 on twitter) Follow Lachlan (@lachlame) and Ajay (@ajaynus) on twitter Follow us on tumblr at ghoultank.tumblr.com Join us on facebook at The Ghoul Group Intro/Outro Music by Rootsmessenger (https://www.freesound.org/people/rootsmessenger) You can buy Pocketnotes HERE or at pocketpodcastnetwork.com/pocketnotes   And remember, you may not believe in cryptids, but they believe in you.

    45 min

  6. 01/03/2020

    Episode 21: The Rockaphant

    Happy new year! The Ghoul Boys are back in town for season 2? Whatever that means. Buckle up for a new bit that quickly devoles into fast food mascot debate, and a new monster that will ROCK your world. Lachlan becomes silly and somehow manages to use a pseudo ASMR voice for the whole episode Ajay is fighting off a cold and sounds like death! Cover Art by Lou (@jiinsy18 on twitter) Follow Lachlan (@lachlame) and Ajay (@ajaynus) on twitter Follow us on tumblr at ghoultank.tumblr.com Join us on facebook at The Ghoul Group Intro/Outro Music by Rootsmessenger (https://www.freesound.org/people/rootsmessenger) You can buy Pocketnotes HERE or at pocketpodcastnetwork.com/pocketnotes   And remember, you may not believe in cryptids, but they believe in you.

    45 min

  7. 11/29/2019

    Episode 20: PPN Show Swap 2019 (Feat. Sorted!)

    Guess what everybody! This show isn't dead. And to prove it, here's an episode with enitrely different hosts! Join JD and Alex in their first ever forray into the spooky wild world that we call home. Be sure to give Sorted (Not a Harry Potter podcast) a listen!   You can find episodes of Sorted HERE Here's a link to the ghost movie they mention as well! Follow JD and Alex on Twitter Cover Art by Lou (@jiinsy18 on twitter) Follow Lachlan (@lachlame) and Ajay (@ajaynus) on twitter Follow us on tumblr at ghoultank.tumblr.com Join us on facebook at The Ghoul Group Intro/Outro Music by Rootsmessenger (https://www.freesound.org/people/rootsmessenger) You can buy Pocketnotes HERE or at pocketpodcastnetwork.com/pocketnotes   And remember, you may not believe in cryptids, but they believe in you.

    51 min

  8. 08/09/2019

    Episode 19: Lakeler

    Only potential yuck warnings are for those who are scared of murky water.   Aaand we're back. This episode brings you everything you could want in a podcast! Lachlan failing yet again at fooling Ajay in Two Spooks and a Lie, Haunted apartments, cryptid life cycles, and more haunted apartments.   Cover Art by Lou (@jiinsy18 on twitter) Follow Lachlan (@lachlame) and Ajay (@ajaynus) on twitter Follow us on tumblr at ghoultank.tumblr.com Join us on facebook at The Ghoul Group Intro/Outro Music by Rootsmessenger (https://www.freesound.org/people/rootsmessenger) You can buy Pocketnotes HERE or at pocketpodcastnetwork.com/pocketnotes   And remember, you may not believe in cryptids, but they believe in you.

    51 min
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About

We're two buds who love ghosts, goblins, ghouls, and monsters so much that we've decided to make our own! Join us in our journey to come up with the next big cryptid!

Information

  • Creator
    Lachlan McIver & Ajay Melakayil
  • Years Active
    2018 - 2020
  • Episodes
    26
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Show Website
    The Ghoul Tank